#carpenters wife

[johnnydany]

I'm A Carpenter I Can't Fix Stupid But I Can Fix What Stupid Does T-Shirt

Get yours now: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/39180162-im-a-carpenter-i-cant-fix-stupid-but-i-can-fix-wha

[gaypeople]

MELISSA BARRERA as SAM CARPENTER Scream VI (2023)

[greeblegrub]

Carpenter my beloved 🫶🫶

[lavendarneverlands]

put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers <333

Thank you so much lovely🫶🫶🫶

Oh goodness this is a hard question because I like way too many songs😂 though I am a huge Swiftie & since I’ve on my TOG binge have been listening to a lot of fan playlists so let’s let my history decide🤣 these have been in a heavy rotation:

“Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?” by Taylor Swift

“Red Wine Supernova” by Chappell Roan

“Please Please Please” by Sabrina Carpenter

“Blonde” by Maisie Peters

“Can’t Catch Me Now” by Olivia Rodrigo

@impossibelle @iwantavaldezinator @idfendyr @shadowhunters77 @archerons-elain @cheap-spirits @maevecrom @endlessdaydream @somethingsomewhereanywhere @korepio

p.s. as always, no pressure tags :-) 💕

(Heads up for some tags: this is my main account, the side-blog ur probably used to seeing (as I’m more active) is @acourtofquestions I have a terrible habit of mixing up pages/conversations; so if ur going “who tagged me?” it’s just me lol)

[milla984]

To Love, Honor and Deceive AKA The Protected Wife screencaps Thomas Gibson as Matthew Carpenter

@dontemilyyyyme @matthew-gray-gubler-lover @reidsbookclub @criminalskies @rousethemouse

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[woodsmanwife]

Here's a bent lamination with teak for a door threshold on a megayacht. With a side of my wife.

[mrsaltieri-real]

Sam Carpenter as a Girlfriend (SFW and NSFW)

Sam Carpenter as a girlfriend (with fem!afab!reader)

A/N: Just realised this will be my last post as a 22 year old as it’s my birthday tomorrow and I’ve never written anything for my best girl before. Disgraceful. So let’s start off with some Headcanons!

SFW

Initially, it takes her a while to trust you

She wanted just a fling to start with but found she couldn’t stop thinking about you and it was driving her nuts

Eventually plucks up the courage to ask you out and is just so relieved when you say yes

She’d be very hesitant on dates and try and avoid talking about herself as much as possible

Is still on edge after everything with Richie and his family, she doesn’t know if you’re just using her

She has really bad trust issues, will need a lot of reassurance that you’re in it for the long run

Will take her a few months to begin to open up about herself

Once she does? Oh boy.

Honestly the sweetest girlfriend ever

She’ll open doors for you, pull out your chair for you, kiss your hand

She’s just a sweetie

Loves taking her girlfriend on dates to the movies so she has an excuse to hold your hand or put her arm around you

Likes to lie down with her head in your lap and just chat to you about the most mundane things, enjoying the normality

ADORES it when you play with her hair

She’s just so SOFT with you

But extremely overprotective

Considering what she’s been through can you blame her?

Anyone looks at you the wrong way she’ll immediately get defensive

She’ll honestly square up to a 6ft5 boxer if they made you even a little uncomfortable

Will honestly knock a bitch out for you and have no regrets

She likes it when you cook for her

Even if you’re an awful cook she’ll eat every last bite of it

Likes to get stoned and laugh with you all fucking night

Works overtime at her job just so she can treat you to date nights, jewelry, clothes, everything

When you tell her to stop she’ll shut you DOWN

Loved to cuddle, more in private

Gushes about you to Tara

Will watch you sleep for hours on end just asking herself how she got so lucky to find someone like you

Her main love languages are words of affirmation, gift giving and quality time

She’s seriously an amazing girlfriend

NSFW

Sam is a FREAK I don’t make the rules

She’s a dom, a goddamn top

Has a high sex drive for sure

Channels her inner rage and bloodlust into fucking you stupid

She’s an ass and thigh girl with a soft spot for tits

But HEAVY on the thighs

She’ll tie you down and grind her clit on your thigh till she cums

And make you do the same to her, literally manhandle you into her and force your hips to move

Owns a strap, scratch that, she has an entire collection of sex toys that she’ll use on you

Treat her strap like it’s her own cock

She’ll make you gag on it, beg for it, fuck your hand with it

Really really gets her going when your sucking her off, looking up into her eyes

Her hands will be on your head, forcing it down your throat

Likes to finger you. Like, REALLY likes to finger you

Then force her fingers into your mouth and make you taste yourself

Same when she’s eating you cunt, she’ll make out with you hard afterward

Likes you to know how wet she’s made you

Her favourite positions with the strap are missionary and doggy

Doggy because she likes the view and it allows her to spank you (she loves spanking)

Missionary because it allows her to kiss you, choke you, rub your clit

A big dirty talker. Not much on degradation but has a massive praise kink on both ends

Likes when you tell her how good she feels, likes to tell you how good you are, how amazing you taste, how good you feel

Really loves phone sex, hearing you get off to her words is just such a turn on for her

She does enjoy scissoring but she prefers thigh riding

Likes when you scratch her up with your nails hard enough to draw blood

Expect to be marked up to holy hell when she is done with you

She really loves to leave hickeys everywhere

You neck, chest, stomach, thighs

Everywhere

Has a big ol’ blood kink that she can’t help

Same with a knife kink

But she’s very calculated with how she incorporates that, the last thing she’d want to do is scare you away

Can and will go down on you for hours, overstimulate the hell out of you and not stop till SHE is done with tasting you

But she loves to receive just as much

She’ll literally fuck your face till your a whimpering, drooling mess

Likes to make you ride her face, will die happily suffocated by your cunt

Sometimes it’s like she a woman possessed and she just can’t control herself when she’s around you

But this is all when she entirely trusts you

After Richie and how he treated her it took her a while to let someone see that side of her

The aftercare is sweet

She’ll clean you up, leaving kisses on every mark she left and just be so gentle with you

Likes to take showers with you and help you clean yourself up

You’ll fall asleep to her tracing her fingers over the hickeys she’d left scattered across your body

[crimeronan]

the maiden telling paige that there will be no comfort in seeing her friends again BETTER mean that she DOES see them again and there's no comfort in it because hayward dies in her arms. if hayward is dying it damn well better be in her arms!!!! [shouting at the heavens] DO YOU HEAR ME MAIDEN!!! DO YOU HEAR ME RIVER!!!!! HAYWARD ! DIES ! IN PAIGE'S ARMS!!!

[lllivia]

Birthday Girl

Jenna ortega x fem!reader

Can be read as gn!reader too

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°★.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°★.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆

You had been looking forward for this for weeks, you hadn't been able to visit Jenna in a few months and it felt like hell for both of you, so being able to surprise her with your presence on her birthday was so exciting. Everything was planned already, Jenna was going to celebrate her birthday that night, and you had called early and said you couldn't make it because of a family emergency.

Now you were just waiting for your cue to come in, standing outside her door with Jenna's present in your arms. Emma was going to text you when it was the perfect moment, and you could burst in.

You had been waiting for like ten minutes now, and you were starting to get a little cold, but just then you got the notification that it was all ready. You smiled slightly at the text before pulling the door knob and walking in, immediately seeing Jenna's astonished face looking up from the cake after blowing out the candles, it took her a few seconds to register what was happening before she looked like she was going to burst into tears of happiness.

You put your gift down on the table in front of you just as she jumped into your arms, delivering a bone crushing hug, whispering in your ear about how much she missed you. Everyone at the party awed at the sight of the couple, and after a few more seconds Jenna pulled away looking slightly shy. "Sorry for ambushing you like that" she giggled. "We haven't seen each other in three months, I'm kinda disappointed it wasn't more iykwim" you joked wiggling your eyebrows, Jenna responding by giving you a "we're in public" look and laughing before slapping your arm lightly.

"Now are you going to open my gift or not?" You said with a raised eyebrow and a smile looking down at the present laying next to her. "You didn't have to give me something yk, you being here is a present in itself" Jenna said with love in her arms and smiled before picking up the present from the table, starting to unwrap it. After a couple of sends she gasped once again looking like she was going to cry. You had given her an album, the front filled with lots of cute stickers and the writing

"I love you"

on.

She eagerly opened the album to see tons of pictures of you together, from hiking in the mountains on a vacation to a cute photo booth session in town, lots of pages empty as well. She looked up at you with an expression that was so intense and passionate you could pass away. "I was thinking we could fill in this together, I hope you like it" you said hoping it was an alright gift. "Are you kidding me?? Of course I LOVE it, I love anything coming from you" Jenna replied getting up on her toes to peck your lips repeatedly. "And my birthday wish came true as soon as you walked in that door" she smiled brushing her thumb over your cheek making you blush.

"Hey! Are we going to eat this cake or not?"

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[wandagcre]

scrolling through sam carpenter edits on tiktok I NEED HER SO BAD???

also gf who's taller than me WHEN

[gwsbae]

sabrina carpenter at the vogue world after party in paris icons

like/reblog if you saved or liked

[celiastjamesoscar]

This is so random but this just like came to me for some reason (doesn’t have to be for a story I just thought it was kinda funny)

I imagine Tara is a really deep sleeper, like she doesn’t wake up from any noises and doesn’t immediately wake up when you shake her ya know. Sam is the opposite, she’s a really light sleeper so she’ll wake up from even the slightest noise

So like imagine R being friends with Tara and staying the night and then R wakes up in the middle of the night and is hungry so wants to get a snack. Tara and Sam don’t live in the apartment anymore but In a house so R like has to go down the stairs to get to kitchen. So R is like trying to move in the dark hallway but doesn’t want to turn a light on in case someone wakes up so R just moves down the hallway and then gets to the stairs but falls down the stairs. So she falls down like 13 flights of stairs and Sam wakes up from the noise, but she doesn’t know what it is so she just grabs the taser she keeps under her pillow and she like goes to investigate (doesn’t turn the light on either since she doesn’t want to warn the ‘intruder’). So then she sees like a figure so she tases the figure only to find out it’s R after turning the lights on

“It just came to me for some reason” AND ITS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST IDEA EVER!!

You know for a fact Sam would feel awful about it, but she would admit it was her fault. “Well maybe if you would have turned on a light I wouldn’t have teased you 🙄”

This will definitely be turned into a fic at some point, if you allow me to write it!!

[milla984]

To Love, Honor and Deceive AKA The Protected Wife screencaps Thomas Gibson as Matthew Carpenter

@dontemilyyyyme @matthew-gray-gubler-lover @reidsbookclub @rousethemouse @criminalskies

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[stirlinqs]

mother was #mothering here!

— sabrina for her erewhon collab ౨ৎ

[thebananadiplomat]

If you haven't watched scream 6 yet.. Do it right now 🫵

[confusionmeisss]

unfortunately for me barry keoghan can fight 😔💔