#carrie kelley

[lizard-queen-izzy]

This isn't a "who's the best Robin?" or a "who did the best as Robin?" Poll. This is purely personal opinion, who you like best as Robin.

[incorrectbatfam]

rank the kids from "would destroy the batmobile in less than 10 minutes if left alone" to "Bruce wouldn't notice for 2 weeks if you took it for a joyride"

Canonically can't drive – Cassandra

Can drive but can't operate the controls – Duke

He's 3 feet tall, that's a fender bender waiting to happen – Damian

Promptly returned it because he felt bad – Cullen

She's 13 – Carrie

Failed her driving test so many times the DMV just gave her a license so she'd stop bothering them – Stephanie

Tried to pull a quick one as an only child so as punishment he's no longer an only child – Dick

Could pilot it remotely while borrowing her neighbor's WiFi – Barbara

Made it halfway to Central City before getting a ticket – Harper

Slowly stole the parts and reassembled it somewhere else, waiting for the opportunity to pull up next to Bruce with his second secret Batmobile – Jason

Leaves it where it normally is but gaslights Bruce into thinking it's gone – Tim

[sweetmeatdale]

Isn’t it suspicious how Bruce Wayne is always tired in the daytime? Maybe he gets up to something at night?

Literally no. The dude adopted like six kids and he’s like 35.

He has one employee helping him and it’s an elderly veteran.

He gave an 8 year old child a sword.

He reported one kid dead and then they weren’t. Like they were pranking him or something?

The oldest one invited the Teen Titans to a party in that mansion.

There is no way that that man has enough control of his own life to be getting enough sleep.

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

I have a dumb idea

The justice league (Minus Clark and Diana) thinks that Robin is an immortal being that changes form every 5-10ish years because Bruce never told them he had different robins

Robin I and Bruce having issues near the end was just due to the transformation coming near

Robin II only lasting so long and Bruce’s grief after they attribute to something going wrong with the transformation and do think Robin is dead

However when Robin III comes they assume that Bruce’s grumpiness is attributed to him being over protective after the disaster of the last transformation

The Steph comes and goes back to Tim and they’re all thrown but like maybe this version of Robin is genderfluid and they don’t want to be rude so they don’t say anything

And when Damian comes after 5 years it just solidifies this theory as well as Robin probably being genderfluid cause of Carrie

Yes the bat kids have come to the watchtower as Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Spoiler

Bruce is unaware

The batkids know and are keeping up the act as they wait for the perfect moment to descend from the celing, all wearing the robin uniform and traumatizing the Justice League

[soranatus]

Batman & Robin, Duke & Carrie By Symeona Kanellou

[l-just-want-to-see]

THE TREES WITNESS EVERYTHING, Victoria Chang

[nefarious-616-necromancer]

[rwoh]

"robin stops batman from killing" this is a statistical error, Robin Tim, who has been fanonised beyond recognition and has stopped him from killing in 10,000 fics, is an outlier, and should not have been counted. The average robin is reigned back by batman and attempts murder at least once a year

[jetslay]

DC Women by Joel Ojeda.

[m-sciuto]

Bat Ladies color wheel

[incorrectbatfam]

What are the batfam's culture shocks when they go to England with Alfred?

Alfred: Here we are!

Bruce: *hyperventilating over people driving on the wrong side*

Steph: These portion sizes aren't nearly enough.

Bette: At least they got your order right. I asked for fish and chips but they gave me fries instead.

Damian: *struggling with the chasm between the train and the platform*

Barbara: Ugh, why are the sidewalks so narrow?

Harper: What, no countdown voice at crosswalks? Rude.

Duke: *puts ice in his tea*

Tim: Bernard hung up on me because apparently "it's 4 AM in Gotham."

Carrie: Hey, that cop forgot his gun.

Dick: What's a Tesco?

Kate: I gotta admit, the chocolate here is a step up.

Selina: I should move here. These houses look stupid easy to break into.

Cullen: *downloading a VPN for American Netflix*

Luke: So you use miles for distance but kilograms for weight? Make it make sense.

Jason: Casual swearing, fuck yeah!

Helena: *trying to pronounce "Leicester"*

Cass: *getting rained on*

Alfred, eye twitching: Home sweet home.

[collidingnerdguy86]

Robins by Jake Bartok!

[leoleolovesdc]

Everytime Tim fucks up he will point out something worse about the other Robins:

Bruce: You did what?!

Tim [muttering]: Went off against the Ivy on my own…

Bruce: Tim, you have a broken arm, two broken ribs, got poisoned and barely made it to the cave in time to get an antidote! You should have listened to me!

Tim: Well, at least I didn’t start a gang war just to prove my self worth like Stephanie…

Dick: Tim, you can’t punch a nine year old. I know he’s annoying and you’re hurting, but-

Tim: At least I didn’t beat him to bloody pulp and miserably failed when trying to destroy all of his accomplishments and sense of security in life, may I remind you, just because I was mad at my father.

Cass: You were being too violent. Get a hold of yourself, Tim.

Tim: Since the topic is violence, should I talk about that time Carrie a stuffed stick of dynamite in a woman’s pants? Oh, or maybe when Damian cut off a guy’s head and put a grenade inside his mouth!

Damian: You’re not good enough for the mantle of Robin, Drake. You’re the worst in between all of us. This is my destiny, you were just a place holder until father found someone better.

Tim: Sure, because I certainly am way worse than the two idiots that managed to get themselves killed wearing this costume.

Duke: Dude, I’m just saying that I don’t think that’s safe, alright?

Tim: Oh, because “Mister-I-constantly-jump-out-of-bridges-and-moving-cars" certainly is very qualified to give advice on safety of all things!

(He refuses to do this with Dick’s Robin, because in his head Richard Grayson is perfect)