#casey just woke up but I'm still gonna post it

[qualitystart]

these tweets

reminded me of these tags from @chaos-ball here

and i just wanted to share that with you all. i love them. they're very special to me.

[leftistscum]

I AM CURSING YOU FUCKBAGS TO 1000 YEARS OF OWOFIED NONSENSE. I HAVE TO SUFFER, NOW YOU HAVE TO SUFFER WITH ME.

Update:

All this effort and it doesn't even work. I'm not mad, just disappointed. Current theory is that I didn't include an important part of it in the while loop. The bot scans new posts, and I'm not gonna re-post this for the second time. It's only been actually tested two or three times including this try, and I'm keeping this as a sort of devlog. Update 2:

I restarted the OAuth apps that I made earlier today (an OAuth callback server to catch the keys, and another OAuth thing to generate the Authorization verifier). I worked almost all day to get these two to work together. The API ended up sending this error, and I don't know what it means, but it doesn't throw any errors client-side. Here's the error it throws. {'meta': {'status': 429, 'msg': 'Limit Exceeded'}, 'response': [], 'errors': [{'title': 'Limit Exceeded', 'code': 0, 'detail': 'Minor hiccup. Try again.'}]} Like, okay, great. Now I gotta actually look at the documentation and find out what this magic gibberish means, because this could relate to all those times I tried to authenticate, OR I hit the daily limit on posts seen by my bot, which I highly doubt. Update 2.5 after some research, I've learned absolutely nothing. That error code is a giant ball of nothing that basically says I exceeded a rate limit, but doesn't give any explanation as to which rate I exceeded. Thanks, Tumblr. At least Reddit threw client side errors that you didn't have to go to a broken API console to see. Fuck all of you, and I'll see you tomorrow.

Side note: I am surviving off one breakfast pizza from Casey's, one Pipeline Punch, one grape flavored 3D, 4mg Estradiol, 50mg Spironolactone, and I currently have 100mg Progesterone dissolving in my stomach, which at this point, might actually kill me. It's only 9:36 at the time of writing this, but it feels like I've been working on this for days. This is to say that I may have missed something super obvious, and if that's the case, well, I'll leave tomorrows problems to tomorrow's me.

Update 3

Just woke up and re-ran all the assorted programs just to get a fresh start. I'm still getting that error code, but more importantly, my access token and secret changed? I'm not expert when it comes to stuff like this, but I though tokens and secrets are constant and specific to apps. I can't actually test this thing until the API lets me through. Update 3.5

Found the error code. It wasn't way too hard, but it means my bot probably did something way too much yesterday and I have no idea what. It works on the server's clock and goes by callendar day. This means that if a bot hits the error code at 11:59 PM, it can hit it again at 12:00 AM. For an error 429 to happen, any one of the following has to trigger it.

300 API calls per minute, per IP address.

18,000 API calls per hour, per IP address.

432,000 API calls per day, per IP address.

1,000 API calls per hour, per consumer key.

5,000 API calls per day, per consumer key.

250 new published posts (including reblogs) per day, per user.

250 images uploaded per day, per user.

200 follows per day, per user.

1,000 likes per day, per user.

10 new blogs per day, per user.

20 videos uploaded per day, per user.

60 minutes of total video uploaded per day, per user.

So I can't test this until the server's calendar deems it a new day Update 4

It still doesn't work, but I am one step closer. Because of Tumblr's broken-ass console, I've had to find an alternate way to get an OAuth key. It turns out I was using a temporary access key, which is why it changed when I re-ran everything. I had to do this by using two other scripts. One of them is Tumblr's interactive console on Github , and the other one was a Yaml parser because boy do they like to encrypt. This has been my morning so far. Day two and 5 scripts later, just to finally have something that I should've had at the start.

Update 4.5

I FINALLY GOT AN API RESPONSE!!! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Update 4.5.5

I have implemented a feature that makes the thing wait for a second then search for any comments with a timestamp older than the last time it waited and has the right keyword in the 196 tag. I have obviously accidentally wasted all my API tries today, but testing begins again tomorrow. You will fear my wrath soon enough. Update 5

Decided to check up on the bot, and ran straight into this wall of text. It looks like blog info? Some of those links take me to profile headers. This isn't a static thing either, it updates every 20 seconds like clockwork. Because I made it update every 20 seconds like clockwork. I think this means it's testing time. Wish me luck. Breaking News. Didn't work, but we're a lil bit closer. Again.

[noro-noro-noro]

oh post i saw reminded me! anyway dreams are half gone bc i woke up & started getting ready for the holiday party & then realized i remembered the time wrong & i have 45 more minutes to do whatever, like focusing on remembering dreams instead of actually picking out something to wear.

ok started with me & my friend we haad to hide overnight in some building to crack on illegal pokemon cards (?). after security locked up we ended up camping out in this very nice high rise office with windows all around. there was a remote to tint & untint the windows. hu tao was there & she slid me an illegal 70hp pikachu.

second dream...this is where it starts getting kind of hazy. nut stomp fetish guy was there. i think the original setting was some kind of holiday dinner at a place that was not my house. about halfway through, i had a stomach ache, so i went to the bathroom, but every public bathroom in dreams is absolutely filthy & disgusting. i won't share the details but let's just say the toilet was full & i couldn't use it, so i went back out to dinner.

later i was wandering around the area & he showed up. i shoved hiim away from me & he was like "bro chill" & i was like "i cannot stress how much i don't want to talk to you". then something else happened & i was back in the bathroom again by myself. my stomach hurt really bad, but i still wasn't gonna sit on that toilet, so i just kind of kneaded it. that hurt EXTREMELY bad so i lifted my shirt up & there was actually a huge hole in my stomach with like intestine hanging out & everything. they weren't even pink though it was like brownish yellow (more realistic but not swaggy). i was like well.! hm. okay i'm gonna take a shower then after i tuck all that back in & i'll hold the skin where it's supposed to be. after i got out of the shower i showed my dad & he was like "hmm" & put some glue on, so I guess it was fine.

i checked reddit & people were posting about hetaoni like "why isn't it continued?" i thought "what?" then thee was asomething else where now the main character of the dream was 4-armed kaneki ken but he was making the decision to ??? do something that was metagaming . for him. in the grocery store. still followed around by casey. thanks

[cheshiresdance]

I found your turtles and I'm IN LOVE WITH THEM!!!! Is there any little facts you wanna talk about for them???

well since i really only see my boys being slightly older, more experienced versions of the Rise boys (plus a bonus Casey) i didn’t really imagine them being much different than their canon counterparts. though knowing myself, i may eventually make a small au with them if i can think of one i’m happy with!

that being said i can still go into more detail about some stuff with them! i’ll put it in a read more :)

Raphael

Roughly 7′2″ he is mASSIVE

21 yrs

He’s still the leader and he’s gotten better!

Tho his brothers drive him to drink on a near daily basis w/ their shenanigans

This boi. Is so self conscious of his size

He slouches a lot bc of this

Knits and cooks for his brothers

Is pretty much a big mama/papa bear

Has actually gotten a bit more like the classic aggressive Raph most people know as he’s gotten older

It comes from a place of him trying to be more assertive and sure of himself as the leader

So more of a “drill sergeant” or “can ya’ll stop doing stupid shit that’s gonna get ya’ll killed??” kind of aggression

Protective aggression rather than blind rage

Get him angry enough tho. then. then they’ll be blind rage

Leonardo

6′2″

20 yrs

Raph’s right hand man right here

Still just as much of little shit as he was at 14

Maybe more so. probably more

Combat medic wine aunt combo

Got into yoga

Still doesn’t really attend training but does host weekly yoga sessions for his fam

“Leo please stop trying to juggle the swords” - someone at some point

Grew to be more self assured

Still gotta keep his ego in check tho

Such a fucking morning person holy shit. First one up hands down

Photographic memory!

Donatello

6′4″

20 yrs

Leo’s twin. His foil. His most likely cause of death.

His bare shell isn’t that fragile. It’s no where near as strong or sturdy as his brothers, but it’s more like a human’s bare back

Mixed feelings about Leo’s photographic memory

Used to be a self induced insomniac

Has now evolved to having his own 48 hour day cycle where he’s up for 36 hours and sleeps for 12

Don’t worry. He’s fine. I think.

Gets really bad, like horrible migraines if he doesn’t have enough coffee throughout the day

Has a box of rubber ducks that he uses to talk issues he runs into out

The talking escalates into yelling. There are rubber ducks strewn about his room and lab. There are a handful scattered about the rest of the lair. This is why he has a box of them

His brothers have turned finding the lost ducks into a game

He fucking loves Spider-Man. He’s only slightly inspired by Doc Ock

Michelangelo

6′0″

19 yrs

He now sounds like Miles Morales from Spider-Verse

He takes forever to wake up in the morning

Can also fall asleep anywhere

Leo’s partner in crime

He tried cooking breakfast once, he is no longer allowed in the kitchen while the stove or oven are in use

Don’t try to put an oil fire out with water kids

He may also be the reason they needed to get a new microwave

Has ADD!

Goes around some nights and tags the city in crazy weird places. Sometimes some of the others tag along

Is constantly trying to sneak stray animals into the lair

April

5′8″

24 yrs

Is now a sophomore in college

She’s majoring in Biochemistry

Hosts movie night once a month at her apartment

Also teaches dance lessons and tutors for part-time jobs

She’s put a lot on her plate and it certainly takes its toll on her, so she spends a lot of her free time relaxing with the guys

Such a social butterfly

Is roommates with Casey bc she needed help with rent

And also needed someone to make sure she woke up in time for class

Study sessions with Don and Casey are a regular thing

Casey

6′2″

24 yrs

My Casey is Asian! Specifically Taiwanese

He’s also inspired by @tmnt-is-my-shit ‘s asian Casey post!!

He is a Senior in College

He’s majoring in Business Economics

His parents originally wanted him to go straight into college after he graduated high school. He was able to convince them into letting him have a break in between

Constantly goes to Donnie to have him double check some of his work

Still as crazy and impulsive as his previous iterations

He and Raph  spar and work out together when they both need to blow off some steam

He and Raph are still best buds. They talk a lot about the high expectations they have for themselves and not wanting to disappoint their families

Master Splinter compares all the turtles to him

“Ah Casey! My favorite son!” - Master Splinter at some point probably