Hector: (sharpens the sword)
Deiphobus: (polishes shield)
Helenus: (reading quietly)
Cassandra: (weaving tapestry)
Hecuba, suspiciously: what have the four of you done
Hector: nothing
Cassandra: just keeping busy
Helenus: killing time, you know, the usual
Deiphobus: yeah!
Hecuba: (narrows her eyes suspiciously but leaves)
Hector:
Cassandra:
Helenus:
Deiphobus:
Deiphobus: she is definitely losing her touch
Helenus: oh 100%
Hector: should we let him down then
Paris, taped to the ceiling, gagged, furious: mmh!
Cassandra: not just yet, i prefer him up there
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boss is asleep. currently on a quest to steal some wine
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stop reblogging this i'm gonna get caught you fuckers
#/srs
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hahaha it would be so funny if i got so deathly drunk my hot doctor boyfriend had to escort me to the infirmary and pin me down so i dont end up stabbing someone and holding me by the hair to force my chin up and make me drink medicine hahahahaha
#please #pleaseee #i am so gay rn
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i miss my wife
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currently having the time of my life. everything is great. except my new husband. i hope he dies
#captive princess life
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never thought id have to say this but please do not try to make homemade wine with random shit you find on the woods ?? a guy just died
#psa #medicine
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guys im gonna be honest the worst thing to ever happen in my life was my brother coming back
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:((
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you are literally on my DNI. this is your fifth account. please go away
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why are all the animals coughing to death?
#is this normal #vets of tumblr answer me
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these trojans ain't shit 😂😂😂 we'll be winning this easy fr
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girl help it's been ten years
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being haunted by visions can be very fun actually
#therapist told me to be positive #trying
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hello
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stop telling me to kill myself???
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i hope you nerds name men on men attraction after me when i die
#if this doesnt happen then what is the point
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Oh my god Andi's name is Cassandra.
Cassandra was a princess of Troy who gained the power of prophecy from Apollo but was then cursed by him so that no one would ever believe her prophecies because she refused his favour.
Andi refused to go with Miles' plan and he ensured in the legal battle that everyone believed she was lying no matter how much she tried to tell the truth.
The main setting of the movie is in Greece
Andi is literally Cassandra
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ClassicsTober23 Day 1: Cassandra!
Not sure if this is my final design for her, but hey - I had loads of fun with this one :D
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all the characters from ancient greek texts being in the underworld together is so funny to me. achilles and medea get married and they’re going to kill hades together. tiresias and cassandra become best prophet buddies and rant to eachother daily. every few months someone is like “remember that guy bellephoron?” and then they go right back to forgetting him. in the background paris is always getting chased (tom and jerry style) by hector and helen (they are going to double kill him) and everyone’s stopped questioning it. wildest crossover
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*A quite day at Troy*
Paris out of nowhere: HEY GUYS WANT SEE A BUTTERFLY?
Priam: butterfly?
Paris: *throw a butter towards them* YEET!
The butter: *landed smoothly into Hector's tea*
Paris: oh poop...
Priam: oh no...
Cassandra:
Hector: *sigh*
Also Hector: *took the butter out, and continued drinking his tea again*
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