#cassandra wayne

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Head Cannon

Bruce never actually learned how to act rich till he was already in his early 30's due to traveling for training and still forgets most of the stuff he learned because he so used to just focusing on his family and being Batman. The perks to being rich? Your rich! There are no other perks!

Dick was raised in a circus, and despite joining Bruce and the world of rich at a young age, Bruce still doesn't teach him anything about being rich other than how to act nicely and how to hide from paparazzi,

Jason is notoriously from Crime Ally, he knows less about being rich and how to use the power of being rich, he will learn the proper way to act like he has money, just to do the exact opposite because F the rich. And Steph has the EXACT same mindset

You would think Damian knows how to act rich and all the perks to being rich because he's the famous Al Ghul the demon head's grandson right? Nope, he trained how to kill people and how to lie, not how to flaunt money

Tim drake is the only Wayne that is raised on what it's like to be rich and rich perks and sucky parts. You want to get into that one really exclusive club on 14th Street? The one with the 4 month long waiting list? Tim could bring you and 10 other people and still get in without a reservation. Tim can tell you how to properly mix 40 different types of alcoholic drinks because rich people are obsessed with alcohol . Hell you want a free drink just join Tim at a bar near the diamond district because people who are famous get 2 bottles of whiskey free of charge.

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

resisting the urge to refer to everything as bat. like yeah he’s cleaning his batcycle in the batgarage with a batrag with mild batcleaner while his batdad talks next to him about bat-related thing

[allovesthings]

Okay but honestly ? Cass and Dick investigating together and both of theirs strength bouncing off each other is so fun...I want more of them !! I do have a question, though...

Why are they investigating Wayne manor in theirs costumes ?

[but-a-humble-goon]

I could honestly take or leave Stephcass. But if DC's gonna insult my intelligence by trying to pretend all this wasn't shameless, malicious queerbait then screw them, I will ship it out of SPITE.

[pinkspacek]

a side story took days after cass got her ear pierced *Batgirls (2021)

tw : blood

inspired by real events (it was me being an idiot)

[billcipherapologist]

the batfam as things i and others have said pt 1 :)

jason (deadpan): got bored, felt quirky, commited manslaughter

steph, talking about her gf, cass: she’s a murder like a bunch of crows

tim, on no sleep: do they make other diseases besides the death ones?

dick with jazz hands: breaking down toxic masculinity, one giggle at a time

damian: what if fire brings me the happiness ive been lacking?

jason: if i wanted to stab you, id be holding it an entirely different way

bruce: theres a man murdered in the park… they seem to do a lot of that

damian: well, where else are they supposed to murder people? the zoo? you can’t murder someone at the zoo, it’s illegal to kill people at the zoo

[brucewaynehater101]

It's my hc that the Bats are freaky good with their intuition, and it drives the JL mad. Why? Because Batman gets cranky if someone deviates from the plan and his lectures last for 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴. On the flip side, he or the Birds will suddenly freeze, stare at seemingly nothing, and then force everyone to take long detours out of nowhere. When asked what the hell is going on, all they say is they "got a feeling."

Most of the JL is comprised of metahumans or nonhumans so they straight up don't understand what is going on. The non-metahumans also don't understand why the Bats trust their gut instict so much.

I hc that the Bats trust their feeling so well because Bruce taught them to be more observant than the rest of the population, and because of some specific training of Bruce's. He learned it before he became Batman.

Out of all the bats, Jason is the best with his intuition because of his training with All Caste.

After Jason, Cass is the best with feeling out people. It's not because she can read their intentions through their body language. It's a proven instict based on that one guy she didn't like 3 years before they committed their first major crime.

Dick is the best at situational intuition and "reading a room." If he suddenly tenses, the Bats trust that instinct for trouble.

Tim has the best foreboding instinct because he's dealt with so much stupid shit that it might as well be a 6th sense.

[audhd-nightwing]

dick grayson (5’10” with the body of a gymnast): this is my baby brother!

jason todd (6’3” brick wall of muscle): …hi

***

cass wayne (5’5” with the body of a dancer): little brother!

jason (almost a whole foot taller than her): hiya cass

[heylosers06]

Dare I say the best members of the bat family!!!

[bifbm]

Bats and their least favourite Rogues to deal with (other than Joker of course)

Bruce hates dealing with Two-Face, mostly because of knowing and valuing Harvey as a friend and he feels a sense of guilt that he wasn't able to save the man.

Damian does not enjoy fighting Poison Ivy as he actually agrees with many of her ideologies, and cannot always fully convince himself she's not going about it the right way. Ivy knows this and loves to use it against him. Damian is also not fond of her cuddle pollen as it allows his overbearing older brother to latch onto him like the limpet he is with a viable excuse.

Tim HATES Hatter. Losing control of your mind is basically Tim's worst nightmare. The Joker Junior incident only adds fuel to his mind control terrors. Whenever Hatter gets out the rest of the family has to keep an extra close eye on Tim who tends to give up sleeping in order to put Hatter back in Arkham.

Scarecrow is the least favourite of both Dick and Jason. Although every member of the batfam have their fair share of traumatic memories, Dick and Jason always find reliving theirs hardest to shake off. Any loud thumps after set both of them off, Dick thinking yet another person has hit the floor and Jason thinking it was yet another strike of the crowbar.

Stephanie is terrified of Professor Pyg. He is not as loud and demanding of attention as the rest of the Rogues so the others never consider him as the worst but there is something about him that makes her absolutely sick to her stomach. She's had one close encounter with him and never wants to see him again. If she's a little quick to let someone else take a case that may involve him that's nobody else's business but hers.

Cass is not a fan of Riddler. She is the least equipped to deal with his games as she cannot fully grasp the double meanings of many English words and Riddler has very confusing body language to read. Cass does not like feeling useless and Riddler is terrifying in his own right so being completely unequipped to stop him is not something she enjoys.

Duke hates Condiment King. And Kite Man. Such B-list villains but of course with his luck they always escape on the day shift. Mustard and ketchup are incredibly difficult to get out of the cracks in his armour and Kite Man is annoying and has an unfortunate habit of picking him up and DROPPING HIM. Duke's over it.

[tiredofsatansbullshit]

Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3

Masterlist of Tweets

33 - Manors haunted.

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[movisual]

i love this idea that “yeah batfam seems scary to other superheroes at first but theyre all actually nice” but give me more “batfam are almost all regular humans but theyre also complete freaks in different ways”

like yes. justice league and other teams are full of aliens, cyborgs, magic users, fish people, etc, but:

nightwing can bend his completely human body like its laffy taffy

red hood got stabbed and was barely phased in the midst of battle

red robin has been awake longer than any league-er has even attempted and seems fine, along with solving and completely so many cases some heroes think he has a meta human brain

robin has been found completely still for incredible lengths of time and knows things about league members that no one told him until he casually mentions it in conversation

black bat can appear so silently in a room that even those with heightened senses dont notice until they turn around and jump at her standing right in front of them

batman is BATMAN

and its like yeah these teams are glad that gotham vigilantes are there to help but also they are side eye-ing each other because gotham vigilantes are complete and utter freaks in the most HUMAN way to the rest of the superheroes

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

im obsessed with the idea that gothamites 100% know who all the batkids are, like “ for sure Dick Grayson is nightwing #thebuttsmatch” and they figured out all their identities and who it correlates to, “ofc the newest robin with all the swords is Damian Wayne!!” but they refuse to even consider Bruce and The Batman being the same guy. it just doesn’t make sense?? Brucie Wayne, dressing up as a bat and calling himself vengeance???? as if???? also he’s from bristol???? can’t possibly be Brucie. Like they genuinely believe that Bruce is the father to a whole gaggle of themed vigilantes and just doesn’t know it. Anytime his kids disappear during a gala, he gets a bunch of pitiful looks and he can’t leave bc everyone’s looking at him now??

This actually works into a lot of ppls theories that Brucie is The Batman’s sugar daddy, bc clearly they’re together and co parenting the batkids??

[onlycleverinmyhead]

Bruce: Cassandra has done nothing wrong ever in her life

David Cain: she killed a man

Bruce: no she didn't

Cass: I killed a man

Bruce: no you didn't

Bruce, watching a video of Cass killing a man: this is fake.

[but-a-humble-goon]

David Cain always struck me as a guy who gets way too into grilling steaks. Like he's probably hours and hours of talk in him that he just can't wait to share about the dos and don't of how to make a truly great steak. He tried to teach this to Cassandra on a number of occasions but she just stared blankly at him as if to say "dad wtf are you on about, can we go back to delicious violence now?" causing him to curse the younger generation and their lack of culture.

[gotham-bird]

Alfred: Is that another child, Master Bruce?

Bruce: OKAY in my defense they were already punching criminals. I’m just making sure they’re doing it with adult supervision now! And the right equipment!

Alfred:…. Of course, Master Bruce. A grown man in a bat suit running around at night is indeed adequate supervision for children who’re already making questionable choices for their lives.

Bruce: I can’t hear you over the sound of ADOPTION PAPERS AND JUSTICE ALFRED.