#cat kaeya is real HYV told me

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JSfjlasjf KAeya <3

meow (mischievously)

ok but... imagine living with Kaeya and you subtly mention "oh a cat would be cool" aND THEN A FEW MONTHS LATER HE JUST 'meows' ALL OVER THE HOUSE. HE LETS OUT THE MOST CATTEST 'meow' AND YOU have no idea where it comes from and you just "???? WHERE CAT???" and he'd do this for AT LEAST 6 months and NEVER TELL YOU UNTIL SOME RANDOM DAY he'd just do it while eating dinner and you'd have a jimmy neutron brain blast and connect the dots and "YOU WERE THE CAT?" and I KNOW THIS MF WOULD HAVE THE BIGGEST CHESHIRE GRIN ON HIS FACE AND WOULD ALWAYS BRING IT UP

"Remember when you heard meowing and you thought we had a stray cat in the house? lmao you searched for weeks-"

"OH YEAH? WELL YOU WERE THE CAT SO YK WHAT THAT MAKES YOU? YEAH A PU-"

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