What's his favorite band?
Punny answers only.
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Belated Happy Halloween from Empress Cassiopeia
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For Caturday I introduced Bridget to her new lion’s mane costume. It was not well received. 😾
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Happy Stink-o-ween from the furiendly Fart Mart staff! 🐈💨
At Fart Mart, we help you to Stink Smart!
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Do you enjoy vampire flicks? Do you love poor little meow meows?
Might I suggest Renfield. After all, it is the perfect time to watch vampire movies. Already saw it 6 months ago when it came out in theatres? It's streaming so why not rewatch it?
Nicholas Hoult as Robert Montague Renfield is the Poorest Saddest Wettest Littlest Meow Meow!
so so soppingly wet pathetic (He is downtrodden and absolutely miserable. He also needs someone to clean and brush him.)
skrunkly cute (He is played by Nicholas Hoult. Beauty, adorableness, and those anime eyes are part of the package.)
morally grey (He brings Dracula food, so he's essentially a mass murderer. But Dracula exercises psychological control over him. He's trapped in a toxic relationship.)
He is such a sad, little (6'3" 190 cm) man. He is morally ambiguous, to put it gently. (He really isn't a good guy.) He is ultra-violent:
He is servile. He catches prey:
But have you seen his sad widdle eyes?
Most importantly, he wants out. He doesn't want to work for Dracula anymore. He sets about constructing a new life for himself. He gets his own studio apartment and decorates it in nothing but bright colors and kitty print fabric. He cleans himself up.
He gets himself some new colorful clothes.
He is so proud of himself and I just want to hug and squeeze him. He is a mess. He is a homeless kitty cat and I want to rescue him.
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sweater weather is back
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Happy Halloween, everybody! 🎃Stay Spooky 👻 Love me Count Spookula 🐈⬛
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Watch out! Cause here we come!
"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me!" ~Alvin
"It's a raisin Dave." ~ Simon
"Has anyone tried the chocolate meatballs?" ~ Theodore
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Please enjoy this photo of my cat in his new hat. Similar hats are available on Etsy, this one is his!
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