#cause thats lame and not funny. so yeah oh god this fucking honkng
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🦀 time for crab 🦀
today i summoned 35 crabs and they all fell in love with me. i love them too.
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#time for crab#and as you can see hold up what the fuck my tumblr is honking. when im typing this#um. umm. ummmm. what the fuck#anyway. what i was gonna say. god this fucking honking is annoying#I W. WAS GONNA SAY OF COURSE ALL THE CRABS LOVE ME CAUSE IM INCREDIBLE BUT TUMBLR IS LYING ID ONT LOVE THEM BACK#ITS ALL UNREQUITED I JUST LEAD THEM ON. FOR FUN. THIS HONKING IIS DRIVING MENUTS#ok. this is a pretty funny tumblr prank.#umm. and the only reason i stopped at 35 is because im a god of benevolence and i dont want to take up your whole fucking ass dash#cause thats lame and not funny. so yeah oh god this fucking honkng
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