#cell-block tango

[kittieshauntedourfantasy]

For the top 3 ask game: 28!

28: Top 3 songs from musicals

HEATHERS. THE ENTIRE SOUNDTRACK. Seriously! But since I can only pick one, I'm gonna go with Dead Girl Walking. I fell in love with it immediately, the instrumental slaps and the vocals are done super well!

I'm going to have to go with Non-Stop or Room Where It Happens for my second one. I love both of them equally. I really love the overlapping in Non-Stop, but the tone shifting, vocals, and instrumental in Room Where It Happens are all SO GOOD!

For my third one, I'm going with Cell-Block Tango. I've never seen the original musical, but each woman plays their part so well, I can't help but fall in love with the song! And honestly, now that I think about it, it kinda fits JD... "It was a murder, but not a crime!"

Dead Girl Walking

Non-Stop or Room Where It Happens

Cell-Block Tango

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

Roxie Hart, esp movie Roxie, is a girl kisser

Think about it

All the musical numbers on the movie are her imagination trying to cope w the situation, right?

SHE'S the one putting these gorgeous women in sexy outfits

SHE'S the one who imagines a whole ass musical number about Queen Latifah being a sugar mama

That is NOT heterosexual behavior!!!

[i-am-dulaman]

Super late to the party but its hyperspecific poll time!

[hiddenvioletsgrow]

Clytemnestra murdering Agamemnon but cell block tango is playing in the backround

[purplecatghostposts]

Adrien panicking after Cataclysming his father/Monarch: Félix, I need— can you please stop singing ‘He had it coming’?— I need help explaining this to Ladybug!

Félix, having the greatest day of his life: Oh, she’ll understand.

[boldlygoingtohell]

brutus singing the cell block tango: and he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times

[angsty-worm]

So I haven’t seen Chicago but I was listening to Cell Block Tango and I just realized how funny Pop is like the other women were cheated on or abused and then Pop’s story is essentially “I was angry and he was there”

[thekatebridgerton]

Today on Bridgerton aus I'm too sleep deprived to write: Serial killer Prison Break au

Kilmartin high security prison, the place where evil goes to die. Has 6 highly dangerous individuals that are contained in unknown cells deep underground under strict supervision. 6 killers who happened to form the scariest family of domestic threats that ever plagued the British Isles.

Anthony, mastermind infiltrator terrorist, once held 5 international world leaders hostage in the parliament until they capitulated to his wishes. Benedict, genius artist, leader of the largest art counterfeit ring in the nation, Colin, charming butcher, brutal serial killer, (number of victims, still unknown). Daphne, high profile Jewel thief, rumored to still have the crown jewels somewhere in her possession. Eloise, prolific arms dealer and explosive weaponry engineer, (victim number still unknown) and Francesca, biotechnology scientist, responsible for the latest biological threat that quarantined the nation and surrounding areas.

It took a collaboration between all known and unknown security and law enforcement agencies to take them down but finally they were caught and buried in Kilmartin... That is, until they broke out, in what had to be the most horrible prison break of the century.

Authorities reviewed the footage from all that went down in the prison in the day and weeks preceding the incident and narrowed down the list of suspicious individuals, among them, several whom were taken as hostages.

First is detective Kate Sharma, the cutthroat officer who is in charge of tracking down the state secrets Anthony stole from the parliament and has a grudge against him for setting her sister up as a scapegoat when he committed that crime. Next, is Doctor Sophia Beckett, the struggling prison doctor who was forcefully made to take care of Benedict after several prison fights left him repeatedly wounded. Penelope Featherington, the journalist is also on the list of suspects as her investigative visits to Colin ( and subsequent articles about his killings) fell way too close to the dates where Colin would act out and get put in solitary. Then there is Simon Hastings, the business Tycoon whose visits to his death-row father got suspiciously more frequent after Daphne was moved to the cell next to his. Phillip Crane was almost dismissed as a suspect, being that he was attending a guided tour trough the safer parts of Kilmartin when the prison break happened, if not for the fact that Eloise used to have a strange flower arranging hobby, and the greenhouse Phillip owned happened to be her main supplier of plants. Finally, the least likely of suspects, Michael Stirling, director of the prison, retired army veteran, who ran Kilmartin like a tight ship, so much that only one guard noticed how he was giving Francesca more privileges for good behavior than he gave other inmates.

Out of these suspects, Phillip, Sophie and Michael were kidnapped and are still in the group of hostages taken by the Bridgertons as insurance. Simon, Penelope and Kate, were not on the premises that day, but had in fact visited in different days the week before. The question that law enforcement is asking is: which one of these suspects was the accomplice who set the criminals free, and which ones were simply innocent victims caught in the crossfire.

Ps: Violet Bridgerton, safely absconded in her private island in the Caribbean with her two teenager children (and the entirety of the fortune, weapons and international secrets amassed by her older ones) would also like to know as well... She wants to have grandbabies you see, and whoever aided and abetted that prison break might be her only chance at them.

Your turn dear reader, who do you think did it?

[jovialoddity]

He only had himself to blame 🔪

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[undead-supernova]

rip eddie munson, you would’ve HATED glee

[omgthatdress]

What are y'alls favorite absolutely unhinged female rage anthems?

Working on a new writing project and I need inspo. YES most of the songs I already have are Florence + The Machine.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Aang: How the hell did you two deal with Kyoshi? Kuruk: No idea what you mean by that, Aang. Yangchen: Nope, what do you mean by "deal?" You mean "interfere?" We're dead! We just watched her. Aang: Like, how were you able to stomach watching her???? Yangchen: Easy, with adoring stares. Kuruk: Did you see the way she handled that one politician? Ugh, beautiful. Not that I would know when it comes to dealing with such a thing, but it really was a sight. Yangchen: Oh no, you're right! It really was. Not how I would do it, but results are sometimes more important than the journey. There's more than one way to bake a cake! Aang: SHE KILLED PEOPLE! HOW COULD YOU STOMACH THAT?! Kuruk: Easy, I just ignored it. Aang: YOU WHAT?! Yangchen: You'd be surprised what closing your eyes and covering your ears can do for your conscious, Aang.

[tabrisofmars]

Xavier stalks over with Poly the Doll squirming in his hands. 

Enid: Oh Xavier, you found her! We were so worried. But why are you holding my puppy in air jail?

Xavier: This little delinquent almost killed me

Wednesday: How did my doll child perform such an act?

Xavier: She locked me in my art shed and set it on fire! Luckily I climbed out the window

Enid: Polly!

Wednesday: Yes, we are quite disappointed in you Polly.

Polly the Doll: Sorry Bird Mom

Xavier: B.. Bird mom?

Wednesday: Always make sure every exit is secure.

Xavier: WHAT

Enid: Uh huh. We don't half ass things in this family, young lady.

Xavier:

Xavier: I need to transfer out of this school.

[faustlyaccused]

He had it coming.

A line from Cellblock Tango inspired this piece. I loved Mapleshades Vengeance. I would have loved more Maple in general. She had so much potential.

[fosliie]

opinion on what maxine would look like as a human. i lowkey headcanon her to look like roxie hart from chicago 2002… renee zellweger you are so silly

FINALLY!! AN EXCUSE TO TALK ABOUT THIS!!

I’ve actually been lowkey trying to make some human designs for the freelance wives, specifically Maxine, so I have several ideas about her!

Some inspirations ive drawn from so far is Eartha Kitt and Marilyn Monroe, mainly both in fashion and hair, though it’s tough since I’d imagine her hair would have a similar silhouette to her rabbit design

But I can absolutely see her looking like Roxie!! Will have to look more into her when creating an official human Maxine design in the future

[ikarakie]

matt, in galra prison: so… any of you know the musical chicago?