Um hello, I have a uh problem with some (presumably) stray objects. There is a pack (what do you even call a bunch of chellos) of chellos just…hanging out in my backyard. They’re not aggressive or anything…they’re just loud. But they don’t even sound bad. Like—they’ve been practicing or something. I go out there and they don’t even stop. They just continue on playing while making awkward eye contact with me. One of them came up to my door yesterday and just stood there when I opened it. I don’t have the heart to get rid of them. They sound good like lowkey, like my personal opera of feral objects.
uhhh what do?
i'm not sure what answer you expect? if you aren't going to get rid of them there's nothing you can do. they'll keep doing it until mating season for them is over in late spring sorry
(disclaimer: in my universe instrument objects don't play songs on themselves unless it's for the purpose of attracting a mate, and when they do it does NOT sound good to humans)
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Sorcery & Swing Cello's Sydney CBD, Saturday 1 April
A fun-filled show of jazz and illusions with specialist 1920s-30s singer, Greg Poppleton, his jazz trio, and The Gentleman Magician, Bruce Glen.
THE SHOWGuests are greeted on arrival with champagne,
canapés and close-up magic by Bruce Glen, The Gentleman Magician.
After 30 minutes, guests enter the Speakeasy to their seats, while Greg Poppleton and his 1920s jazz band play.
Three sets of…
Update on the chellos: I had to call object control to get rid of them because one tried to maul my backpack (he’s a semi-stray. Refuses to live in my house but hangs around). Uh except for one. She just—came into my house after the others were gone. She hid from object control I guess??? She raided my kitchen and is currently sitting on my couch eating tortilla chips. I had to call object control again to come finish the job and get her. As of now, I’ve temporarily deemed her: Sharps. Because she bares her teeth at me when I try to enter my living room 🥲👍