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#ch: savannah caldwell
sethkate · 4 years
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sethkate · 5 years
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savannah A to Z pls
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
well in the beginning, since she and caleb were usually putting their clothes on and hurriedly being like ‘ok thanks bye!!!’ which savannah hated, i think now that they are Grown and in a relationship, she takes more advantage of the time they can spend together?? the only exception to this is, if time prevents them from doing aka if they spend 1 more second in bed they’re gonna be suuuper late to work. otherwise she’s all about cuddling, maybe just talking and catching up on each other’s lives since they have really opposite schedules and what not?? probably with a shower thrown in and definitely donuts in bed.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
savannah likes her legs because caleb loves them tbh. her favorite body part on him is probably his dimples. also like…..every bit of him that is tattooed which i know is a lot but IDC.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
sav isn’t grossed out by it as much as some girls can be??? she doesn’t throw a fit you know, if it’s in her hair or on her clothes or anything. and when it comes to swallowing her feelings can be summed up by this gif:
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and on that note the rest is gonna be under the cut lmao
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
there was One time when sav had to be treated for an sti and it still haunts her to this day. like she was pressured into not using a condom (and i say that loosely bc she was prob pretty drunk so didn’t need much convincing tbh) and then unfortunately a week or so following the incident she found out what a true piece of shit the guy was. and then slashed all of his tires and broke his car windows in true savannah fashion :)
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
she’s more experienced than she would care to admit. for a long time, sex was just sex to her, so she used it to fill different voids. she didn’t really treat her body like it was something that needed to be earned and gave it out a lot more willingly than she ever would now. so honestly she’s a bit embarrassed by the number, but it’s a good thing it will never get any bigger because she’s only going to be with caleb now forever yay!
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
if they are having sex just to fuck around and get off (x) (x) cause they’re probably on the couch or in the car or something but y’know if they’re actually like makin love or whatever def something more like (x) so it’s more personal and they can ‘bond’ and what not lol.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
in life in general i think she’s way less serious than caleb, so she’s probably a bit more playful and goofy when they’re in the moment together. there are probably times when things are a bit more dire like their many, MANY instances of break-up, apology, or angry sex which wouldn’t call for that kind of humor, but for the most part she keeps it pretty light and probably tries to bring it out of caleb too.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
savannah keeps up with shaving pretty regularly. most of the time she’s hair-free, but when life is nuts she might occasionally have a little stubble here and there.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 
for not having like A+ role models to demonstrate how to be soft and tender and intimate with someone, sav is pretty good at it. she loves caleb so she’s very into making sure that his needs are met?? which is crazy bc savannah would usually be selfish af and only care about herself. but she’s really attentive at making sure caleb gets the attention that he wants and that he walks away satisfied.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
both she and caleb are good at getting themselves off. once skype sex had to come into the picture because of the long distance thing and it was the only thing they could do, savannah became comfortable with touching herself and also adjusted to having someone else watch her do it. where before it may have been more of a private thing, once caleb moved to boston, all bets were off so sav got pretty into it. 
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
exhibitionism and agoraphilia are probably the biggest two coming to mind, mostly because of the riskiness that each of them involves. sav will eternally be an adrenaline junkie so anything that gives her a thrill like that will be something she’s into.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
hotels probably!! ever since their first anniversary thing, there’s just something sav loves about spending a weekend in a place with a view, a massive bed, someone to clean the sheets daily, big showers/bath tubs and room service. it just has lots of luxuries that they don’t regularly have when they are at home, so whenever they make a reservation somewhere savannah goes big or goes home.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
honestly a few shots of tequila and a beer or two and she is Ready To Go. but it’s because she’s already suuuper attracted to caleb. like his almost quiet cockiness, lil bit of hard exterior/bad boy look, the tattoos. he really just has to look at her and smile and she’ll melt the big damn sap. but she is 100% about ass grabbing too. that’ll also do the trick.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
other than like..the real gross bodily fluid nonsense sav probably wouldn’t ever consider a threesome. like maybe she had a stupid meaningless one before and i’m sure she can caleb joked about it in the past (him obvs wanting to have two girls and sav saying she would prefer two guys) but i don’t think it’s something she would ever do with caleb. the thought of him with another girl drives her nuts, let alone seeing it up close and personal and having to go along with it?? no way jose!!
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
usually giving because in her experience a lot of guys don’t know wtf they are doing lmao. so she’d rather just get off a different way or by herself bc nothing is worse than lying there and either waiting for them to figure it out or having the mood killed bc you’re trying to explain to them in detail wtf they are doing wrong. sav’s extra giving when it comes to caleb though and she’s never really been shy about her talent with it either. so lucky him!!
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
depends on how much time she has. she’s proficient when she needs to get the job done quickly and knows what works and what doesn’t in a time crunch. but if there’s time to draw things out (although it’s usually hard for her to move at a slow pace in her life in general) sav has the capability of mellowing out a bit during sex. 
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
i feel like with their lives, probably a good 70% is probably quickies simply because they just can’t ever get the timing, the place, the circumstances, etc. right. so it’s kinda just something that they are used to. but it’s always so nice when they actually can take their time with things and thoroughly enjoy each other. i imagine they probably make time to have sex 4-5 days out of the week, but more if they can manage it. 
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
savannah’s entire life is a risk??? so she’d be pretty down for anything. 
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
for a smoker and someone who is 100% against working out, her stamina is pretty good. she can probably go 2-3 times in a day and she usually lasts about as long as caleb does. they’re pretty in sync with one another!
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
sav probably had to invest in some when they were doing the long distance thing. like before caleb if she wanted sex she could just go out and get it, but when her bf lived hundreds of miles away she had to get a little bit more creative. so she’s probably got a collection of a few things after trying different ones trying to find something that did the most comparable job to caleb haha. probably made darren go with her into the store too and i am literally Dying at the visual.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
i feel like savannah teased caleb a loooot more in the beginning?? because there was that whole cat/mouse chase element to their relationship. but now that she has him, she doesn’t need to lay it on super thick the way that she used to. but she’ll still do it in small ways if she needs to get his attention or something.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
savannah usually doesnt restrict herself in volume when they have sex, which is just one of the trillllion reasons her neighbors hate her lmao. i mean she has a loud mouth outside of the bedroom sooo if that’s any indication. usually it’s just a lot of moaning, panting and probably swearing too knowing her. 
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
i’d say savannah doesn’t remember probably more than half of her sexual experiences. i feel like since she didn’t take them very seriously, most of them were liquor/drug fueled some probably even borderline consensual since there’s no way she could have had any idea what was going on. 
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
(x)
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
it’s always kinda been on the higher side and then i think once she got with caleb and saw how good sex could be, especially when it was with someone you care about, it went up tremendously to the point where she can be pretty insatiable at times.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
it depends.... because usually sav and caleb are running on -138 hours of sleep so if that’s the case, they can fall asleep pretty quickly afterward. if they have more time to kill and more chinese food to finish they’ll probably just take a break and sleep it off later. 
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sethkate · 7 years
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❤❣✺✆❧‽ ☺☹ ♯☮
❤ - What does your muse look forward to in their soulmate?
This question is worded very strangely and the only thing that I can think it means by this is what do they look for in a soulmate, maybe?? Or something they look forward to with their soulmate? Idk. But honestly Savannah probably doesn’t even believe in soulmates. It’s too cliche of a concept for her. For the sake of answering this question though, I’ll tell you what she looks for in a partner (though obviously this has changed quite drastically since she started dating Caleb). She wants someone who knows what to say to cheer her up or who doesn’t have to say anything at all, but knows what to do to make her feel better. Someone who can make her laugh, someone she can be herself around (good and bad), someone who compliments her on everything that she dislikes about herself, someone who challenges her that she’ll never get bored of, someone who lets her talk about her shitty tv shows, someone who will drive four hours just to see her for one and someone that doesn’t try to change her but instead wants her to be better so she can achieve her full potential. 
❥ - How often/easily does your muse get heartbroken?
Though Savannah would say otherwise, it’s actually very easy to break her heart. She doesn’t see it that way though and if she is heartbroken, she’ll probably call it something else for the sake of sparing her pride. She feels everything really immensely and is pretty in touch with her emotions (sometimes a little too much cause they always seem to get the best of her). Even if someone were to say something completely untrue to her, whether about herself, Caleb, etc., she’s always quick to believe the worst and she takes things to heart really easily and lets things affect her a lot more than she should. But after she’s done feeling them for about 10 minutes, she’ll usually go get fucked up so she doesn’t have to think about it anymore and be all ‘wow I feel so much better!!!’
✺ - Something your muse finds pretty
The city lights. That’s why when it’s nice out she’s always walking around the city (even late @ night when Caleb insists that she shouldn’t be) and why she spends a lot of time out on the fire escape outside her bedroom window. Also why she’s probably going to have a very hard time moving to the suburbs when she and Caleb finally decide to settle down. 
✆ - What is your muse’s phone gallery filled with?
Pictures of Caleb (ones she took without him knowing, ones he sends her, ones that Darren takes of Caleb on his phone that are hanging in his parent’s house from when they are younger, ones she has with him, etc.), her really good selfies like the ones that she’s super impressed by and thinks she looks really good in, pictures of the food that she eats when it looks delicious and is probably terrible for you, old drunk pictures of herself, her ‘friends’ and randoms that she used to party with prior to her calming down a little and eventually pics of the puppy Caleb gets her!! 
❧ - What is your muse’s favorite kind of food?
Carbohydrates mostly. And refined sugars. Cereal, donuts, candy, cookies, anything of that nature filled with empty calories. 
‽ - Something your muse has problems understanding
CALEB. Which is someone instead of something, but I feel like she’ll always struggle with it lmao. Other guys are so easy and simple and Caleb’s just not?? Everything is always a mystery with him pretty much, which I think is part of the reason why Savannah is eternally going to be interested in him. 
☺ - Something that makes your muse happy
Not having to worry about anything. Like I feel like she’s spent 98% of her life always worrying about little things. Money, her apartment, herself, her relationships, etc. So when things are good for her in the sense that she’s constantly not freaking out because of money, having to look over her shoulder every time she steps outside her apartment, being secure in her relationship with Caleb and the feelings he has for her she is at her happiest. Because even when she has a really carefree attitude, underneath the surface she’s basically a mess, which is why she has really poor coping mechanisms. 
☹ - Something that makes your muse sad/upset
Being far away from Caleb. Being lonely. Hearing the bitter truth about herself, her habits, and the path she’s headed down if she doesn’t get her shit together. When the fridge is filled with only healthy food. 
♯ - Something that gets your muse angry
When she doesn’t get the last word. When people try to yell louder than her in arguments. When every little thing doesn’t go her way. Seeing Caleb interact with basically any other female in the world. 
☮ - How much your muse worries about appearance
To an extent, I think she’ll always worry about it. She prides herself a lot on her looks, but I think she definitely worries about it a lot less now that she doesn’t have to impress people the same way that she used to. Since she has a serious boyfriend now, she’s not always looking for attention from every person she comes into contact with and Caleb has basically seen her in the worst state possible so she knows she doesn’t really have to hide herself behind a ton of make up and skimpy clothing. 
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sethkate · 8 years
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sav for the muse meme
eat pizza bites while they’re hot OR wait for them to cool
obviously eats them while they are blistering hot bc she has no patience?? then she complains about her tongue and/or roof of her mouth being burnt all day
come to a complete stop at stop signs OR does a california roll
neither since she can’t drive. but if caleb ever teaches her she will probably come to a complete stop when she is driving with him bc he’ll yell @ her if she doesnt EVEN THO HE DOESN’T MAKE COMPLETE STOPS HIMSELF?? but if she’s alone, she probably california rolls (never heard of this expression btw except pertaining to sushi so....weird, anYWAY) bc she doesn’t follow regular laws so i can’t think of why she would follow driving ones either lol
set their alarm clock for the time they actually will wake up OR set it early and hit snooze a bunch
also neither she sets her alarm for the absolute latest time she can possible wake up….then she snoozes it anyway….. unless caleb is sleeping next to her then that doesn’t count because when she’s with him she actually wants to be awake
fall asleep on their phone/laptop OR stop using electronics an hour before bedtime
falls asleep on her phone because she is probably up super late sending a million + one texts to caleb 
floss twice a day OR only floss the week before they go to the dentist
only flosses the week before she goes to the dentist. which is very rare anyway bc sav hates the dentist. he is mean to her and tells her she needs to stop eating so many sweets so she’s just like ‘kbye see u never!!!’
hold their jacket in their lap until everyone is boarded OR put it into the overhead compartment right away
how about wears her jacket the entire time bc airplanes are cold as hell??? plus she doesn’t wear very warm clothes to begin with so
run straight into the ocean OR slowly let their body adjust to cold water
lets her body adjust to the cold water since she can’t swim so she’s not going run into a huge body of water anyway?? plus she hates cold everything so
run marathons OR marathons TV shows
obviously marathons tv shows. should probably get paid for it cause she does it so well!! 
consider french fries to count as a veggie OR make sure they have something green on their plate
french fries count as veggies!! so does the ketchup she eats them with. and you know if she’s feeling super healthy she’ll get them covered in cheese and bacon so she’s meeting her dairy and protein requirements!!!
set a timer when cooking OR constantly check and taste until it seems good
probably does the check and taste method except nothing she ever tries to make will taste good... so she kinda loses either way
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sethkate · 8 years
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(🌟 ) What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation?
heterosexual/heteroromantic. which is not to say she’s never kissed another girl because she has, but it was never coming from a place of attraction. usually just too much drugs and/or alcohol.
(💦 ) At what age did my muse lose their virginity?
15. but she’ll say 15 ½ to make herself sound a little better lmao.
(😊 ) Would my muse ever ask someone on a date?
probably not formally, no. i mean she would ask guys to like hang out and do drugs, or in caleb’s case come over to bang, but she would never ask a guy out to dinner, a movie, anything romantic, etc.
(👍 ) Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking?
she prefers to be asked because it makes her feel special and the world is a much brighter, happier place when savannah feels special hah. 
(😉 ) What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks?
she is a v big sucker for the type of guys that you wouldn’t take home to mom (not that it matters since her mom is dead, but??) she loves guys who are covered in tattoos, piercings, guys who abuse drugs or alcohol, etc. she’s always down for some good rough sex (bonus points if it is after an argument). car sex bc they spend a lot of time in caleb’s car and really they should be masters @ it by now. prob gives a lot of road head?? also shower sex in the morning bc there’s not much else that will willingly get her out of bed so easily. sexting/phone sex/skype sex are all kinda things she is p much forced to get into since it’s all she and caleb can do from hundreds of miles away. 
(💬 ) When did my muse go on their first date?
her first REAL date i would say was when caleb took her out for her birthday. she’s never been with a guy who actually put thought and consideration into doing something nice for her because they’ve all been scumbags. it’s always been very casual and low key, if ever at all. but her first non-real date was when she was 18 and she was dating this guy who was in a band. he asked her to come watch him perform at a bar. since she was still underage (and didn’t have a fake ID yet) she couldn’t get in, so he snuck her in the back which savannah thought was the coolest thing ever lol. before his band played, they talked, drank a lil bit and hung out by themselves, which was how it was supposed to stay all night, but after his band finished their set all of his friends/groupies showed up to party. so savannah hung around with them for a little bit, but then the guy actually left with another girl, which you would think would be a deal breaker, but for savannah it kinda made her want him more?? so they still ended up seeing each other after that. 
(💯 ) What is my muse’s ideal date?
she’ll probably tell you that her ideal date would be going out somewhere nice where she has to dress up and make herself all pretty and presentable looking and then she would want to have a lot of money spent on her. but in reality, if she is with the right person (caleb), they don’t have to do anything special for it to be important to her. i mean he could literally take her to mcdonalds and they could just sit in his car and talk with her stealing his french fries every two seconds and they would be able to make a good time out of it?? 
(💗 ) Has my muse ever been in love?
yes, duh!!!! with caleb!! i think more often than not tho when she was with other people (even if she told them that she loved them) she was really just infatuated with them and confused it for love. but now that she knows what it really feels like, her world is forever changed because of it. i think that’s one of the reasons why caleb is so special to her because it opened her eyes to a lot of different things, feelings, etc. that she really didn’t know existed until she fell in love with him.
( 👠 ) What was my muse’s last serious relationship like?
in three words or less? a hotass mess. the guy was 4 years older than her and she was 18 when they first started “dating” and he was the one who got her into the heavier drugs other than the weed she smoked when she was in high school. she met him through her friends older brother and he didn’t treat her very nicely. a lot of the time he would only talk to her when he needed something from her, like money or drugs and he was always with other girls. i mean he was in a band so he had a lot of groupies and shit hanging around even tho they weren’t that good?? girls always have a thing for musicians i guess? but that’s not even why sav was with him cause honestly she doesn’t even care for musicians that much, but initially he showered her in attention so of course she got attached very quickly. their communication sucked, they spent most of their time together getting high and arguing once they were high. he would do something to hurt her (sometimes intentionally, sometimes not) and she would try to retaliate and try to hurt him back. i guess when she was younger, savannah kind of liked that and it was exciting to her because things were always so up and down, but it definitely took a toll on her mentally and emotionally. eventually he ended up getting with her friend and then their relationship kind of dissolved from there. 
(👰 ) Would my muse ever get married?
prior to meeting caleb, i would say no unless it resulted in a huge benefit to her. because marriage is a very big commitment it requires a lot of work and effort that savannah never really wanted to put into a relationship before. i think the idea of marriage still terrifies her because of what she thinks it would mean and what she thinks it would turn her into and how much she thinks she would have to change because of it, but she will definitely be more open to the idea if it’s coming from caleb. at this point she really cannot imagine her life without him and if the only way she gets to have that is through marriage, then i think she would eventually succumb to it. it’s just gonna take a little bit of convincing lol. 
(🌼 ) Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding?
on one hand, she would say big because she would want all the fanciness and luxury of a big wedding. plus big wedding = more people and more people = more attention on her. but on another hand i feel like she would have this mentality of ‘why would we want to waste money on a big wedding when we can have a small one and then use all the extra money to go spend 2 months on an island off the coast of italy???’
(🍬 ) Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch?
she switches!! a lot of it is probably dependent on the other person who she is with, cause i’m sure she’s been more submissive/dominant relationships in the past, but with caleb she can be both. depending on her mood and what not cause with him she likes to keep things interesting.
(🏩 ) What was my muse’s first time like?
illegal tbh. as in savannah has a tendency to be attracted to people she should probably run in the opposite direction from but she didn’t. he had just turned 18, she was still 15 and they went to high school together and met down underneath the bleachers. she used to let him bum cigarettes off her because she actually had a crush on him at the time. and since she’s not very sly about keeping her attraction to people on the DL he figured it out pretty quickly and eventually they started hanging out outside of school. and naturally since he was an older guy sav was all for sleeping with him because he would probably know what he was doing since he obviously had more experience than her. then one night after spending the entire football game getting high, after the crowds left they ended up having sex under the bleachers. sav remembers it being super uncomfortable, very cold (the metal gets chilly late @ night) and really unromantic?? i mean they were surrounded by littered popcorn, styrofoam cups, empty nacho containers?? even at 15 sav got what she wanted, even tho it wasn’t the most ideal spot ever but at least then she could check having sex off her list. 
( 🎆 ) Is my muse into monogamy?
now she is, yes. she’s only ever been in one other ‘serious’ relationship before, if you could even call it that. but other than that, she’s mostly stuck to casual relationships like friends with benefits type of arrangements or one night stands strictly out of convenience. she was definitely never not capable of monogamy, but she also really never found a real reason to be monogamous until she and caleb solidified their relationship. her other serious relationship didn’t have a lot of trust involved so there wasn’t much monogamy on either side, but it wasn’t something that they hid from one another since they were both very much aware of what the other was doing. 
(💕 ) Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship?
even though she’s probably claimed she wanted to go get w/ hugh hefner and be a playboy bunny so she could have access to nice things + his money, no. she is way too jealous of a person for that to work. plus, she would want the attention on her all the time and if it was given to someone else sav would not be a happy camper.
(🔥 ) Would my muse ever be up for a threesome?
another thing she’s joked about, i’m sure, but she’s always said she would want it to be with two guys and herself. prior to her relationship with caleb, if she was ever given the opportunity, i think she MIGHT have taken it. most likely when she was fucked up and stuff. but now, definitely not. even if it was with caleb and someone else. i don’t think she would be able to handle that. and since he would probably only agree to having one if another girl was involved, sav would never allow that to happen. so it looks like she missed her chance lmao.
(👮 ) Has my muse ever had sex in public?
not that this will come as any surprise, but yes. i mean her and caleb’s first time together was in his car?? not that it was blatantly out in the public where people could see them without trying, but they still had very limited privacy as opposed to if they were in her apartment or something. given the chance, i’m sure it would happen again too. sav is a very adventurous and adrenaline-driven person so if the moment is right and she happens to be in public-ish place there’s probably going to be no stopping her hah.
( 💔 ) What was my muse’s first heartbreak?
you mean aside from the first time she poured an entire bowl of cereal and then realized she was out of milk??? it actually didn’t have to do with a guy, shockingly enough. after a bunch of really crappy foster families, sav finally found one that she liked and they treated her really well and with respect. they gave her her first job working at a little family-owned corner store they owned when she was thirteen, they trusted her and they accepted her, which really was all sav ever wanted. plus, since they raised all the other kids in the household right, savannah actually tolerated them and even got a long with a few of them. so she was with them from age 13-15, at which time she was then put back into the system because they were fostering a new baby and they already had too many other kids. since savannah was the oldest, even though it wasn’t by much, she had to get placed somewhere else. having to leave them and go start completely over with a new set of strangers devastated her and it was one of the reasons she started to act out when she got into high school, because she hated the new circumstances she had been placed into.
( 💑 ) What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner?
before caleb i don’t think savannah had any standards when it came to the men she dated lmao. i mean if they walked, talked and showed her attention she was pretty happy?? but now i’d say her requirements are to just be caleb. like that’s it. that’s all she wants is him or someone who is pretty much his clone (except maybe without the stubbornness and being closed off emotionally lol)
(💋 ) How many people has my muse slept with?
13 (including caleb).
(👀 ) Is my muse the type to sleep around?
when she’s not in a relationship, savannah kinda always did what she wanted to do. i mean sometimes that would include going out and sleeping with whoever she wanted, but other times she was fine with going home alone. 
( 👎 ) Would my muse ever cheat on their partner?
if the partner is caleb, no. the closest she ever got to that was kissing his brother, but they weren’t technically together at the time since they had just broken up. in future relationships, i think it would be more complicated. before her first relationship, i don’t think savannah ever thought she would be the cheating type, but it still ended up happening because dishonesty and disloyalty became foundations that her first relationship was built upon. if someone were to come after caleb and she and the new guy had a similar understanding, she wouldn’t feel the need to cheat. especially if she was fulfilled in the relationship the way that she currently is with caleb. but if another trash guy came along, i think the possibility would be there if cheating was something he reciprocated. 
(😳 )What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship?
the one w/ the aforementioned douchey band guy. i think a lot of the issues she carries with her in future relationships stem from the one she had with him. their relationship was not very healthy so it kinda started this chain reaction of making bad choices in her life. 
(💲 ) Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich?
if caleb were ever out of the picture with no chance at all of coming back, i think she would. it’s sad, but i think she is the type of person who would be able to convince herself that she could live without being in love with someone just for some financial stability. because she struggled a lot when she was younger and even now, i think if she could give all of that up and never have to worry about having utilities shut off or getting bitched @ by the landlord for having rent passed due, etc. she would make that sacrifice. 
(👓 ) Would my muse ever lie for sex?
other than the little white lies she’ll tell caleb like ‘if you have sex w/ me during halftime i’ll let you watch the second half of the game with no interruptions!!!’, probably not. she’s never really needed to lie to get it. savannah is usually just herself and guys find that attractive, so she gets what she wants that way.  
( 👿 ) Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex?
not in a serious sense?? cause i feel like if she were to do that then the sex prob wouldn’t be very enjoyable since it was essentially forced by some account. but i’m sure she’s probably connived her way into getting sex out of caleb before. then that is a totally different story. 
(🎥 ) Who is my muse’s celebrity crush?
ryan gosling!! always. also probably ryan reynolds cause he’s funny. and chris hemsworth since he is like grade A man material. 
(🎀 ) Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know?
omg i don’t even know??? she wouldn’t sleep with anyone if it meant cheating on caleb though that’s for sure. unless it was ryan gosling then she might have to make an exception and then spend the rest of her life making it up to him lmao. 
(💍 ) Has my muse ever had a one-night stand?
yessss. a majority (at least 8 or 9) of the people she slept with were one-night stands. can you tell she doesn’t like commitment all that much???
( 💝 ) Does my muse like Valentine’s Day?
i think she likes it when she has an excuse to celebrate it. like prior to being in a committed relationship, savannah’s idea of an ideal valentine’s day is going out and getting as fucked up as she could and probably going home with an equally lonely stranger just so she wouldn’t have to spend the holiday completely by herself. so when she had those types of valentine’s days, i don’t think she necessarily liked it, but that was kinda all she knew until caleb came around, so she just got used to it and what not. but now that she’s with caleb, she likes it. they don’t even have to do anything special at all she just really wants to spend time with him. i mean it would be 100% better if he bought her chocolates. she’ll never say no to those. but they won’t make or break the holiday for her. 
( 💘 ) What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?
she’ll TRY to cook for you (and probably fail about a dozen + one times), she’ll want to hold your hand all the time, she will text you seventeen times before you have the chance to reply once, she’ll bring you alcohol if it looks like you’ve had a rough day, she will give you impromptu neck/shoulder rubs and also blow jobs, she’ll look out for your younger sibling even though she should never be in the position to look after anyone since she can barely take care of herself, she’ll meet your parents EVEN THO SHE KNOWS THEY ARE GONNA HATE HER, she’ll give up some of her bad habits for you (drugs, drinking excessively, eating horrendously, etc.)
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show me the problematic receipts on savannah pls
considering how many there are, i’ll give you a condensed list:
eats more sugar cereal than a child
will pick out all the marshmallows and only eat them if she’s not feelin’ the other stuff
swears @ everyone….. including the elderly and children
doesn’t want to be anything when she grows up
actually doesn’t want to grow up @ all
requires more attention than is humanly possible to give
expresses her love by going down on you a lot
can watch re-runs of keeping up with the kardashians for days
actually wants to be a kardashian....yikes 
follow’s kylie jenner’s snap chat like it’s a religion 
takes pics of her boyfriend while he is sleeping (it’s romantic not creepy k)
knows all the words to every taylor swift song ever
once kissed her boyfriend’s brother
orders pineapple on her pizza (double pineapple if caleb pisses her off and she knows he hasn’t eaten dinner yet)
will probably burn her apartment to the ground one day (from cooking, falling asleep w/ candles burning or leaving the flat iron on all day... who knows)
probably should be dead or in prison by now
CAN’T ADMIT TO HER BOYFRIEND OF 2 YEARS THAT SHE LOVES HIM YET…. (soon hopefully!!)
spits in the drinks of girls who flirt with caleb @ the bar when she’s working
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[text] How would you feel about moving in? [text] I’ve got the popcorn, chosen the film- all you have to do is turn up [text] I don’t care if you’re throwing up lava I’d rather spend the day with you than them [text] Can you stop taking my underwear please? [text] Wish you were here [text] Just want you to know, my parents want to meet you [text] I want to spoil you [text] Why are you in a wedding dress shop? [text] You’re late! What’s taking so long? [text] I got your orange juice, was there an
[text] How would you feel about moving in? 
[SENT] → Like into your apartment? In Boston?
[SENT] → I’m not turning you down again or anything, but is this really a conversation we should be having over a text message? 
[SENT] → Especially when you know I’m going to have at least 1397450 questions about it?
[text] I’ve got the popcorn, chosen the film - all you have to do is turn up 
[SENT] → Except you probably didn’t put enough salt and butter on the popcorn and no offense, but sometimes your taste in movies is questionable…
[SENT] → So technically, I’m probably going to have to show up, make more popcorn AND look for something else for us to watch.
[SENT] → But since I love you so much, I’m willing to do all of that. See how great of a girlfriend I am?
[text] I don’t care if you’re throwing up lava I’d rather spend the day with you than them 
[SENT] → As cool as it would be to actually throw up lava and as flattered as I am that you would still want to be around me if I was, you still have to go.
[SENT] →  I don’t want them thinking that I’m controlling or a bad influence on you… even if I kind of am.
[SENT] → You know you can always come over after.
[text] Can you stop taking my underwear please? 
[SENT] → It’s cute that you asked nicely, but no way, José.
[SENT] → You try walking around all day with a cute, but very annoying pair of underwear riding up your ass and then try to tell me you wouldn’t jump at every opportunity to put on a comfortable pair.
[SENT] → And by the way, if you didn’t want me to steal them you probably shouldn’t leave them all over my bedroom floor 😉
[text] Wish you were here 
[SENT] → I know 😔
[SENT] → We just have to get through 2 more weeks.
[SENT] → Then once I get there, I’ll be attached to your hip so much that you’ll be begging me to leave before the weekend is up.
[text] Just want you to know, my parents want to meet you 
[SENT] → Ummm
[SENT] → Are you sure? Are THEY sure?
[SENT] → Is it too soon for that?
[SENT] → I mean I know we’ve known each other for a while, but technically we didn’t start officially dating until pretty recently and if you factor in the time we broke up and how long we were separated for, we haven’t been together that long yet and meeting them is a pretty huge step…
[text] I want to spoil you
[SENT] → As much as I joke about finding a sugar daddy to spend all of his money on me, I don’t want to be spoiled.
[SENT] → What I want is to spend time with you. 
[SENT] → A lot of time. 
[SENT] → Like 24/7/365, but at this point I think I’d be happy with just a day or two.
[SENT] → When are you coming home again?
[text] Why are you in a wedding dress shop? 
[SENT] → Why are you creepily stalking me from afar?
[SENT] → If you’re worried that I’ve suddenly got wedding fever, don’t be.
[SENT] → One of the tramps from work thinks she’s finally going to make it to the alter after her fifth proposal. She asked me to go with her to look at dresses. That’s all.
[text] You’re late! What’s taking so long? 
[SENT] → Caleb.
[SENT] → Do you know how hard it is to find an appropriate ‘meet the parents’ outfit in my closet?
[SENT] → Let me spell something out for you. I want your parents to like me. You want your parents to like me.
[SENT] → I’m pretty sure they’ll forgive me for being a few minutes late, but I don’t think they would forgive me if I showed up on their doorstep looking like I stepped out of a modern day rendition of Pretty Woman.
[SENT] → I’ll be there as soon as I can.
[SENT] → And I’m sorry for acting crazy… I just want things to go perfectly.
[text] I got your orange juice, was there anything else you wanted?
[SENT] → How about some vodka to go with that orange juice because I swear I told you that I changed my mind and wanted apple instead.
[SENT] → But since you asked you can get me a package of Oreos. Maybe some bagel bites. And probably some more cereal. 
[SENT] → I don’t care what kind. Surprise me.
[SENT] → And you know what I mean by that, so don’t you dare come home with plain mini wheats again or I’m feeding them to the birds that hang out underneath the fire escape. 
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sethkate · 8 years
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♛★☄♂♀♫☃♠☞☜
♛: the pettiest thing my muse has ever done
lmao savannah’s middle name is petty. like in the past if a guy fucked her over or something she probably keyed his car. (aka watch ur back caleb bc if you screw up again ur car is next) or if she saw the guy out in public with another girl she would fabricate a huge lie so the girl would get super pissed at him and leave. then she would laugh in his face and be like ‘lol have fun going home alone tonight!!’ but like in terms of her relationship with caleb, obviously using his brother to get back at him for leaving will take the cake. i mean he didn’t even officially leave yet and sav already started shit so just think of how much fun she’ll have once caleb peaces out of new york haha
★: five things most people don’t know about my muse
her mom was originally from georgia (which is where her first name comes from) and her middle name comes from her maternal grandfather, raymond
her dad was in jail
she hates seafood so much that she tells people she’s deathly allergic just so she won’t have to endure being around it
she had four foster families total
her last foster family tried to put her on meds because they thought something was wrong with her, but really she was just acting out because she was taken from a family she actually tolerated
☄: the last five Google searches my muse made
pizza places in brooklyn that don’t have cute delivery guys
how to audition for the real world
where can i buy lucky charms in bulk
cheap ways to get to boston from new york
taylor swift playlists WITHOUT COMMERCIALS 
♂: three names my muse might name their son
i’ll give you different ones than the ones i’ve already said in the past ok
vincent
luke
dylan
♀: three names my muse might name their daughter
abigail
lauren
ava
♫: my muse’s five favorite songs
escape – rupert holmes (bc honestly how many rom coms has this song been in??? it’s so stupid but she loves it and will sing it at the top of her lungs whenever she hears it)
cockiness – rihanna
fly away – lenny kravitz
we can’t stop – miley cyrus
meet virginia – train
☃: what my muse does when it snows
honestly the first time it snows for the winter when it’s all dusty and sparkly looking is the only time savannah ever appreciates it. otherwise it’s too cold and wet, which means she’s probably inside (still freezing her ass off tho bc her heat never works) dreading the next moment she has to go outside and suffer in it and drinking about 100 cups of coffee for warmth.
♠: the riskiest thing my muse has ever done
savannah’s whole life is like one big giant risk ok. she walks home from work by herself when it’s super late outside and she lives in such a questionable part of the city. she goes after the sketchiest guys possible like the more dangerous he looks the more sav is into him. her first job (which wasn’t really a job bc she never got paid for it) was working for her third foster family in a convenience store that they owned when she was 12 so she used to hang out there all the time and discovered that there was a way to jimmying the back lock that nobody else knew about. so when she was in high school she used to sneak in there late at night and steal beer for her and her friends then they would go be super lurky and hang out and drink in places where they weren’t allowed. not to mention if someone hands her drugs, she never really questions it. like whatever it is, she’ll just take it and be like ‘oh well whatever happens, happens’. so basically the riskiest thing sav has ever done is just walk out her front door every morning. bc chances are she is going to engage in some type of risk-taking behavior so it’s hard to narrow it down to just one lol
☞: five things my muse is good at
math (when she actually went to class in high school it was her best subject. and i mean like basic numbers math, not all the complicated calculus shit)
putting her all into something 
holding grudges
making a big deal out of small things 
finishing an entire box of sugar cereal in like 2 days
☜: five things my muse sucks at 
not talking during movies
folding clothes (she’ll hang everything up instead or ball it up and let it get wrinkled in her dresser)
saving money
keeping secrets for other people
responding to texts with only one message
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[ text ] Leave me alone // [ text ] Whatever, I’m going to sleep. // [ text ] Are you done yet? // [ text ] Can it wait? // [ text ] I don’t want to do this anymore. // [ text ] Do I have to? // [ text ] Stop bothering me, I’m busy. // [ text ] Right now? Do you realize how late it is? // [ text ] Jesus Christ sorry I didn’t have my phone on me for one minute. You’re honestly overreacting. // [ text ] [ ✓ Read 00:00 AM ] // [ drunk text ] why are you udp my ass all the time
[text] Leave me alone
[SENT - 12:33 AM] → please jqust tlak to me
[SENT - 12:38 AM] → for two secondsf
[SENT - 12:50 AM] → i miss vyou
[text] Whatever, I’m going to sleep. 
[SENT - 11:39 PM] → Bullshit. It’s not even midnight. You never got to sleep this early.
[SENT - 11:39 PM] → You’re just all pissy and don’t want to talk to me anymore because you know that I’m right. 
[text] Are you done yet?
[SENT - 1:55 AM] → No, actually. I’m not. Because I’m still waiting for you to fucking explain to me why a girl just answered your phone. 
[SENT - 1:56 AM] → While you’re at it, I would like an apology for it too. 
[SENT - 1:56 AM] → And you can tell her she’s lucky that we’re not in the same state or else I would have ripped all her hair out for thinking it was a good idea to laugh at me for getting pissed off when she wouldn’t give you the phone.
[text] Can it wait? 
[SENT - 6:44 PM] → I guess so. 
[SENT - 6:47 PM] → I just really wanted to hear your voice. 
[SENT - 7:00 PM] → Forget it now. I have to get back to work. 
[text] I don’t want to do this anymore. 
[SENT - 2:31 PM] → Wow.
[SENT - 2:31 PM] → Are you really breaking up with me again?
[SENT - 2:32 PM] → This time over a text?
[SENT - 2:35 PM] → You’re such an asshole.
[text] Do I have to?
[SENT - 1:26 AM] → Oh my God. It’s not even that hard!
[SENT - 1:26 AM] → Just take off your clothes, maybe flex your muscles a little bit, snap a pic and then click the send button. 
[text] Stop bothering me, I’m busy. 
[SENT - 6:19 PM] → Busy doing what? Being Head Bitch at the law office?
[SENT - 6:20 PM] → I’m pretty sure you can take two minutes out of your “busy” day to tell me why I had to hear from Darren that you’re bringing a girl home for the holidays. 
[SENT - 6:25 PM] → Really, Caleb? What the hell. We barely broke up a month ago. 
[text] Right now? Do you realize how late it is?
[SENT - 3:32 AM] → Do you realize how much my raging hormones don’t care?
[SENT - 3:32 AM] → Please 🙏🙏🙏
[SENT - 3:33 AM] → It will literally take you like twelve minutes to drive to McDonald’s and then seven minutes to get to my apartment. I’ve already mapped out your route. 
[SENT - 3:33 AM] → Actually probably less because there’s no traffic.
[SENT - 3:35 AM] → I’ll share my food with you.
[SENT - 3:36 AM] → And by food I mean just my fries. The milkshake is off limits.
[text] Jesus Christ sorry I didn’t have my phone on me for one minute. You’re honestly overreacting. 
[SENT - 10:13 PM] → I’m overreacting? Are you kidding me?
[SENT - 10:13 PM] → We agreed last weekend that I could call you tonight at 10:00 because you would finally be free.
[SENT - 10:13 PM] → I called at 10:00, just like we agreed on, and got no answer. Then I called eight more times and now it’s 10 fucking 13 and you’re just now getting back to me. 
[SENT - 10:13 PM] → So nice try, but I’m pretty sure you didn’t have your phone on you for more than just one minute.
[SENT - 10:15 PM] → If you want to make this long distance thing work then you should really start fucking acting like it and actually make an effort.
[text] [✓ Read 00:00 AM] 
[SENT - 9:52 AM] → Seriously? You’re just going to stop answering?
[SENT - 9:53 AM] → I know you’re reading my texts.
[SENT - 9:56 AM] → Caleb.
[SENT - 9:58  AM] → Hello????
[SENT - 10:02 AM] → 😡
[SENT - 10:09 AM] → Don’t think I won’t sit here and keep on sending you shit until I see the little typing bubble thing that says you’re replying.❔❓❔❓❔
[SENT - 10:17 AM] → ❓❔❓❔❓❔
[SENT - 10:20 AM] → Don’t test me. You know I can do this all day.
[drunk text] why are you udp my ass all the time
[SENT - 2:07 AM] → Is that how you see it?
[SENT - 2:10 AM] → Do I really bother you that much?
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[ text – WRONG # ] I’m sick of [ YOUR MUSE ] being so clingy. // [ text – WRONG # ] I have [ YOUR MUSE ] practically wrapped around my finger, they’ll do anything I say. // [ text – WRONG # ] I swear to God [ YOUR MUSE ] gives me no space at all.
[text – WRONG #] I’m sick of [YOUR MUSE] being so clingy. 
[SENT - 5:20 PM] → …. remind me again how I’m so clingy?
[SENT - 5:22 PM] → Because I was under the impression that liking you and wanting to be around you all the time was something that normal girlfriends did…?
[text – WRONG #] I have [YOUR MUSE] practically wrapped around my finger, they’ll do anything I say. 
[SENT - 7:08 PM] → That’s funny because I’m pretty sure everyone and their mother knows that I’m the one that has you wrapped around my finger so let’s not try to be cute and pretend otherwise.
[text – WRONG #] I swear to God [YOUR MUSE] gives me no space at all.
[SENT - 9:37 PM] → Ummmm
[SENT - 9:37 PM] → I wasn’t aware you wanted any space?
[SENT - 9:40 PM] → Maybe next time you can grow some balls and fucking tell me that instead of whining about it to God knows who.
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savannah for the headcanon memememe
2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod
what’s my age again – blink 182
we are never ever getting back together – taylor swift
candy shop – 50 cent
the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep — where they’re not supposed to
the fire escape outside her bedroom window. like in the morning after caleb leaves or when he doesn’t stay the night, sav has this routine where she has to go sit out there and have a cigarette and a cup of coffee to help get her day rolling. and so she can get a lil bit of vitamin D since chances are she’ll be locked inside at work all day. when she’s super exhausted tho she’ll probably like rest her head on one of the metal beams with the intention of shutting her eyes for like 2 minutes then the next thing u know she wakes up already late for work with a huge red mark on her head that won’t go away. and cue her getting even crabbier bc she can’t go into work looking so ridiculous
the game they’d destroy everyone else at
pool bc i already headcanon-ed she used to hustle people out of their money when she was a teenager (probably by cheating lbr but whatev). or poker too. since she’s pretty good at bluffing. unless caleb was playing too then nvm bc he eventually becomes an expert at being able to tell when she’s lying
the emoticon they’d use most often
😉 obviously bc she’s a pervert 
what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep
to everyone except caleb she’s really snappy and irritable until she gets like 100 cups of coffee or a line or two of coke in her. then she usually perks up bc by now i would think that she is used to not having enough sleep. but around caleb she probably gets more clingy and affectionate bc she just wants to curl up with him and go to sleep bc he’s the one she’s the most comfortable around
their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.
coffee that is as black as her heart. seriously it’s the only thing she doesn’t have a sweet tooth for
how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump
she doesn’t have the best coping methods in the world so obviously i’m going to say drugs. which inadvertently puts her into a bigger slump eventually…. but u know, what are u gonna do???
what they wanted to be when they grew up
part of me wants to say a news anchor bc one of her earlier foster families literally used to allow nothing on the TV except the news/weather and sav probably thought that the ladies on there were all so pretty since they always had professional outfits on and their make up done. plus i’m sure she loved the idea that everyone would be watching her from their own TVs if she grew up to be one
their favorite kind of weather
all sun and no clouds!! her life is depressing enough as is tbh so she really doesn’t need the weather bringing her down too lmao
thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)
savannah probably thinks she’s good, when in reality she’s not. i mean, maybe she could be okay at it, but she doesn’t ever try. if she’s singing it’s usually just to be obnoxious and annoy everyone around her (aka caleb)
how/what they like to draw or doodle
she’s one of those people that just re-writes her name over and over again in different ways bc she’s not really all that artistic. maybe she’ll draw like those “3D” boxes or a flower or two on a bar napkin but that’s about as creative as she is getting
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[ text ] Why don’t you go with them, then? // [ text ] Why did you text me? Did they stop replying? // [ text ] Why don’t you talk to them instead? They’d probably understand. // [ text ] They don’t know you like I do. // [ text ] You sure it’s nothing more than that? // [ text ] I saw you with them. // [ text ] You deserve so much better. // [ drunk text ] do yolu love them as muhc as you loved me? // [ drunk text ] fuck them. yuo sholud be mine
[text] Why don’t you go with them then?
[SENT - 9:13 PM] → Jesus, Caleb. We’re going out for his damn birthday and literally EVERYONE from work is going. 
[SENT - 9:16 PM] → I wouldn’t have even told you if I thought you were going to turn into such an asshole over it.
[SENT - 11:49 PM] → Don’t bother waiting up. I’m not coming home.
[text] Why did you text me? Did they stop replying?
[SENT - 8:49 AM] → Obviously I texted you because I wanted to talk to you…? 
[SENT - 8:49 AM] → It has nothing to do with anyone else as shocking as that may be to you.
[text] Why don’t you talk to them instead? They’d probably understand.
[SENT - 7:26 PM] → Fuck you then. Forget I even said anything.
[text] They don’t know you like I do.
[SENT - 4:47 PM] → Yeah well, I have you to thank for that.
[SENT - 4:47 PM] → After I opened up, you screwed me over. So can you really blame me for not wanting someone else to waltz right into my life and do the same thing?
[text] You sure it’s nothing more than that?
[SENT - 11:32 PM] → I was wiping something off of his cheek, not grabbing his dick.
[SENT - 11:32 PM] → So yeah I’m pretty positive it’s nothing.
[text] I saw you with them.
[SENT - 3:50 PM] → Good.
[SENT - 3:51 PM] → Did you see how happy I was with him too? 
[text] You deserve so much better.
[SENT - 10:02 PM] → I did have better. I had you.
[SENT - 10:02 PM] → And you know what? For a while, you actually had me convinced that I did deserve better.
[SENT - 10:02 PM] → Then you left and made it pretty obvious that I was fucking worthless so excuse me if I go back to having low standards.
[SENT - 10:03 PM] → Clearly raising them like I did with you didn’t get me anywhere either.
[drunk text] do yolu love them as muhc as you loved me?
[UNSENT] → I will never love anyone as much as I love loved you.
[SENT - 1:43 AM] → Not yet, but I will one day. 
[SENT - 2:02 AM] → Now please stop texting me. Especially when you’re drunk. We both know you’re only going to regret it in the morning and I’d rather not have him see this. I don’t need him to start another argument over you. 
[drunk text] fuck them. yuo sholud be mine
[SENT - 11:11 PM] → Don’t you think I know that?
[SENT - 11:12 PM] → I go to sleep every night and wake up every morning wishing that I still was, but YOU’RE the one that left ME, remember? 
[SENT - 11:15 PM] → You made your choice and moved on with your life. How could you really not expect me to do the same?
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caleb x sav for the ship meme~
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation
omg idk at this point in their lives i would probably say neither?? like sav doesn’t hate animals but she also never really considered getting one bc most of the time the poor girl can’t even take care of herself, let alone another living creature (we should probably start her off with a plant tbh) and i feel like caleb wouldn’t bring one home bc he’s literally never home with dealing and stuff plus he knows he has to go back to boston and even then he probably won’t have a lot of time for a dog since he’ll be busy with school and stuff. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN THEY’RE OLDER THO like for some reason i can see caleb and their future child/children ganging up on savannah like if the kids want a dog caleb will go out and get one without savannah’s approval bc if he’s a sucker 4 sav’s puppy dog eyes u know he won’t be able to resist the kid’s puppy dog eyes either. i’m sure savannah won’t even care really, but the only condition she has is that it can’t be a small dog and it can’t look even remotely similar to the one that her crazy neighbor had ok
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them
well considering caleb hates having his picture taken, i’m going to go with savannah. like god i can’t even imagine them going on a vacation somewhere together bc like every five feet sav would be like “OK SNAP A PIC OF ME NOW” *moves over a couple of inches* “ALRIGHT NOW ANOTHER ONE" and caleb is all *massive eye roll* “SAV PLZ WE’VE BEEN HERE FOR THREE HOURS ALREADY WE NEED TO GO”
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy
aw both of them!! they are so stupid and in love with each other at this point i feel like their relationship mostly consists of them going back and forth doing stupid stuff for each other. like they will huff and puff about it nonstop, but they still end up doing it anyway.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them
i mean lbr it doesn’t matter the genre of movie, savannah is going to be all up in caleb’s grill no matter what. and i’m sure he knows it too. so if he was going to pick out a horror movie for them to watch, it wouldn’t be strictly for that reason. besides, sav isn’t scared of horror movies anyway so??
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them
obviously caleb would be the studier and savannah would be the distracter since he’s mr. smarty pants and is going back to school and all
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated
i feel like they both would bc obviously they’ve gotten so used to seeing each other every day that it would prob be hard for them to get used to not seeing each other. like yeah, calls and texts would be okay just so they can keep in touch, but after a certain point i’m sure they just miss seeing each other’s faces. and then there’s sav who u know would call caleb up in the middle of the night and just be like “plz just give me 5 min of shirtless face time!! 5 minutes that’s all i ask for!!”
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do
gee i wonder lmao???? the one who is more likely to storm out is probably the one who has a past with rage issues aka caleb. i feel like savannah’s reaction tho would really depend on what they were fighting about. like if it were a sad reason then obviously she is going to cry, but if she’s mad she’d probably just like throw a tantrum or something like she usually does
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows
probably savannah, most likely on the nights when caleb isn’t around and she can’t sleep. or i can see them doing this together too since they are both very nocturnal rn. but that would imply they actually have to find a tv show to watch that they both like/agree on and who knows if that is even possible tbh
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky
def. savannah. i literally wouldn’t even question the lengths that she would go to get caleb to have sex with her anymore lmao. like if she wants it bad enough i’m sure she would try just about anything, certainly not limited to biting his ear
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car
i’m laughing bc CALEB IS PROB SO SERIOUS ABOUT HIS CAR like the maintenance of it anyway and naturally it drives savannah crazy when caleb gives anything else his attention aside from her at all times so i’m sure she would beg him to let her help wash it. and he probably uses taking care of his car as HIS time like he’s very particular about it bc i’m sure it like relaxes him and shit, but one day he gives in and lets savannah help him. and naturally, she’s going to get bored with it very easily. so then she might let the hose slip and next thing u know, caleb is probably soaked and sav is standing there like “oops???? i guess u have to take off ur shirt now???” then after caleb is through pouting for all of five seconds i’m sure he would chase her down and get the hose for himself so he could spray her back bc it’s not like he would ever actually let her get away with something like that without a little retaliation 
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays
savannah only because she probably never really got into decorating before because she’s spent all of her adult life living alone so she never really saw the point?? but when she and caleb start routinely spending holidays together i’m sure she gets super into it and of course she makes him get into it too whether he wants to or not
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other
caleb for sure. 99% of the time, savannah’s silent treatment lasts like a minute and a half tops before she has to start screaming and bitching about whatever it is that’s making her mad
who plays with the others’ hair more
i would say sav does it more because she’s always really touchy-feely and affectionate in that way, plus she loves caleb’s hair, but he has his moments when he’s being all cute and stuff and he’ll like brush it out of her face or something
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored
lmao sav. i s2g she’s like one of those really annoying cats who if they want attention they will just come over and jump into your lap or hang all over you until you give them what they want
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can
always savannah. especially now that caleb isn’t as reluctant about it as he used to be. like she doesn’t even need a reason to kiss him anymore. if she wants to do it, she just goes in for the kill, doesn’t matter the time or place
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up
the pouty princess obviously. except i’m sure if caleb ever told her to shut the fuck up, he would have to be pretty angry, so it wouldn’t be like the cute i’m-doing-this-to-get-what-i-want pout that savannah normally wears. it would be the pathetic, kicked puppy pout most likely followed with tears and lots of sadness
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up
i’m sure they both do their fair share of initiating the sex and tbh i can see them both walking away for different reasons. like caleb would do it to savannah bc he finds it cute when she gets all worked up about something and he knows she will just want him more after the fact so it’s really like a win-win for him. but savannah would probably do it to caleb if he did something to really piss her off and she wanted to fuck with him for it. so she would intentionally get him all turned on then get up, start walking away and give him the stupidest effing grin ever and be all like ‘lol have fun with ur blue balls i’ll be in the next room waiting for my apology!!!!’
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one
considering savannah walks everywhere and u know… SHE’S ON DRUGS HALF THE TIME SO SHE CAN’T REMEMBER THINGS *cough cough*??? i’m jk but she would be the one to forget it anyway tbh. she’s always scatter brained. and caleb drives everywhere so like why would he need an umbrella??? on the off chance that they would ever need to use one together, caleb would hold it obviously bc he’s taller and sometimes gentlemanly
who demands showering first in the mornings
i don’t think either of them technically demand the shower in the morning since 99% of the time neither of them want to get up since it’s always so damn early. but caleb is usually the first one to drag himself out of bed so i’m sure he just kinda ends up getting it by default. sav usually just lays in bed for a little while longer (after the point in their relationship where she realizes that he’s just getting up to shower and not run out on her tho, otherwise she’d be up in a heartbeat i’m sure) 
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings
since caleb’s typically the one who gets in the shower first, when sav finally gets out of bed she would join him bc come on what better way is there to wake up??? plus she needs hot water and he is notorious for using it all 
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games
since savannah is an adrenaline junkie obviously she’s going to prefer the roller coasters and tbh i feel like caleb would just prefer to stand there judging everybody like he did @ his prom lol. but i’m sure the second savannah started running towards like the biggest and fastest roller coaster he would probably be all *loud sigh* “i guess i can’t let her go alone cuz she’ll probably get herself killed if i do…” he secretly enjoys it tho bc savannah doesn’t let him get away with standing there like a bump on a log and they always have fun together so?? the only time i can see either of them playing games was if there was a stuffed animal or a prize savannah wanted and she begged caleb to win it for her. she would at least be nice enough to drag him to like one of those games where u have to throw a football through a tire or something. idk if he played when he was younger or not but if he didn’t and sav knew that, she would just be like “u WATCH THE STUPID SPORT ENOUGH U SHOULD BE ABLE TO MIMICK THEIR ACTIONS AND WIN ME SOMETHING”
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond
savannah ofc. she would probably do more than thirty too tbh if she was being crazy enough. or then she would just start calling him too and filling up his voicemail. on the rare occasion that savannah ignores caleb, he would probably try texting her like a maximum of five times before he just got pissed off enough and went looking for her at her apartment or work i’m sure
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight
considering caleb always needs his phone on bc he’s a dealer and stuff, he constantly has his charged, which sucks for him bc if he’s ever avoiding savannah he can’t use the excuse ‘well my phone was dead’ cause she knows better than to believe that. when she and caleb aren’t together though i’m sure sav is super uptight about keeping hers charged too because she doesn’t want to miss any calls/texts from him
who comes up behind the other and slides their hands into their back pockets
ummmm i would say caleb since he’s more of an actions over words guy, but honestly now that i think about it, his hands are probably too big for sav’s tiny pockets?? so i’m sure he just like grabs her ass instead or wraps his arms around her waist 
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can
i feel like they really aren’t huggers tbh?? like ya sav is always about physical contact, but her mentality is more along the lines of ‘why would i hug u when i can just make out with u instead????’ but i’m sure there are moments where they would hug (probs sad moments lmao) just never to the extent that it’s ‘as often as they can’
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet
savannah is definitely the louder one bc she is just obnoxious literally all the time and gives no fucks about it, but caleb isn’t really the type to tell her to be quiet cause he likes her the way that she is and just kinda lets her do what she wants bc he knows she’s pretty much going to anyway 
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[text]: So that wasn't you leaving the bar with another person? // [text]: I miss you so much, you have no idea. // [text]: Guess who just got back in town. // [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now. // [text]: So... I just broke up with my girlfriend. // [text]: I call bullshit. sends u all the memes cus yolo
[text]: So that wasn’t you leaving the bar with another person?
[SENT - 2:46 AM] → You do realize I’m not the only hot brunette in Brooklyn who goes out drinking, right?
[SENT - 2:46 AM] → But for the 8273292047th time, no. I already told you, I’m stuck at work still doing inventory like I am every last Monday of the month… I haven’t even seen the outside of this place since my last cigarette break four hours ago.
[SENT - 2:50 AM] → Why are you acting so paranoid all of the sudden? I thought we were passed the whole you not trusting me thing.
[text]: I miss you so much, you have no idea.
[SENT - 9:37 AM] → Then come home already.
[SENT - 9:41 AM] → Stop making things harder on yourself and me.
[SENT - 9:42 AM] → And us.
[text]: Guess who just got back in town.
[SENT - 10:01 PM] → If this is your cute way of trying to surprise me because you missed me a lot while you were gone, we’re going to have to work on that.
[SENT - 10:03 PM] → For the record, showing up at my doorstep unannounced and bearing gifts typically does the trick.
[SENT - 10:04 PM] → But if you’re not fucking with me and you really are back, I can’t wait to see you.
[SENT - 10:10 PM] → Pick me up after work for old time’s sake?
[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now.
[SENT - 1:15 PM] → Seriously?
[SENT - 1:15 PM] → What happened?
[SENT - 1:17 PM] → Are you okay?
[SENT - 1:19 PM] → Caleb???
[SENT - 1:25 PM] → Whatever I’m leaving work in five minutes.
[SENT - 1:26 PM] → And you’ve got four minutes to text me back before I start calling every hospital in the county.
[SENT - 1:26 PM] → I don’t recommend letting it get to that point because word of warning, I will go crazy.
[SENT - 1:28 PM] → Actually, I think it’s too late for that.
[SENT - 1:35 PM] → Just please let me know if you’re okay. I’m worried about you.
[text]: So... I just broke up with my girlfriend.
[UNSENT] → Oh you mean the one you should have never started dating again in the first place? Congratulations.
[UNSENT] → I don’t know why you’re telling me this like I’m supposed to care or something. This doesn’t mean I’m going to come running back to you or anything.
[SENT - 12:26 AM] → Sooo when are you coming over so we can celebrate?
[text]: I call bullshit.
[SENT - 10:57 PM] → Call bullshit all you want, Caleb.
[SENT - 10:57 PM] → Call horse shit, pig shit, dog shit I don’t really care. I’m telling you the truth.
[SENT - 10:58 PM] → You’re the only dealer I buy from so whoever you saw, it wasn’t me.
[SENT - 10:59 PM] → And if you don’t believe that, I don’t know what to tell you anymore.
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