#chanyeol crack headcanon

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Exo as husbands pls

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Exo as husbands

Suho

The proud husband

To put it simply, this man would do anything for you

If you need something, he will get it

If you’re hungry, he will cook

If you’re tired, he will be your mattress

The moment you became his wife, he sole purpose was you

Likes to talk about you to Exo-l's

As he is the leader of the group, you have become a older sibling type figure to the fans

Which he loves

Date nights together consist of old movies on the sofa with a bottle of red

Likes to sit and reminisce over your wedding photo's

He would just be an amazing husband

Xiumin

The cute husband

He's just a squishy squish

He doesn't really act any different as a husband to when he was your boyfriend

He still teases you

Plus will do anything to put a smile on your face

He will happily do all the cleaning

Because according to him, you do it wrong

As we know, Xiumin likes to drink so I think dates would be a karaoke bar, with you both drunkenly screaming Whitney Houston's 'I will always love you' into a microphone/empty bottle

Always makes you breakfast in bed

You are literally his best friend and being with you is his favourite pastime

Baekhyun

The crazy husband

I wouldn't know whether to say Congrats or good luck

He is a tornado with a beautiful voice and handsome face

But still a tornado

He is also a clingy boy

So expect lots of cuddles/headlocks

Knows how to cheer you up when you're not feeling so great

Expect lots of butterfly kisses to the face

Loves to go long drives with you, just listening to music and talking about life

He's just your number one fan and will make sure you always have a smile on your face

Chanyeol

The protective husband

If you're going out with friends or at a work event, he will be your personal taxi driver

Always making sure you're ok

Also the type to tease you, in a loving way though

Likes to take you on spontaneous dates

He loves to stroke your hair whilst you sleep and looks lovingly at his wedding ring

It fills him with a sense of pride when he does

Loves how your lips feel against his skin

Can’t actually go a whole day without a kiss from you

Marriage with Chanyeol would be filled with loving moments

Kyungsoo

The attentive husband

Actions speak louder than words

Kyungsoo's love language is his actions

He will always make sure you have eaten or that you are hydrated

At first it confused you, like you have managed to survive this long

Then the reality hits you, he’s trying to take care of you

Listens intently to whatever you have to say

Has had the same background on his phone for years and it’s from the day you met

Can’t stand to see you sad

It breaks him inside

Will provide advise whenever you need it

Though he doesn’t always say it, you’re everything to him

Kai

The affectionate husband

He kisses you and holds you any chance he gets

He knew you were his before marriage

But now it’s like official and legal

So he has to show you every chance he can that he loves you

Expect to come home and find the lights dimmed and candles lit

The faint sound of your wedding song playing in the background

Kai would take your hand and pull you close to dance with you

Why am I giggling and kicking my feet rn

He likes to watch the stars with you

Whilst talking about your future

He will do anything to show you how real and unwavering his love is

Sehun

The Impulsive husband

‘Sighs’

You only have yourself to blame for this

You knew what you were getting into and you’re not getting any sympathy from me

You’re now married to someone who I can only imagine has a circus living inside his head

He’s always down to do something fun

Your dates consist of paint-balling and silent discos

Always knows how to cheer you up when you’re having a bad day

I can imagine him being quite a heated kisser

He doesn’t like to sleep alone so he wraps his entire body round you like an octopus

He’s like the worst nurse when you feel sick

But you appreciate the effort

I don’t know why but Sehun just gives me feral vibes

Like it wouldn’t shock me if he lived wild in the jungle like Tarzan

But being with you gives him the sense of home he’s always wanted

You are his world

Lay

The doting husband

Be prepared to be treated like a queen

He has waited for the moment to call you his wife

Now that it’s official he can’t wait to be the husband he has always dreamed of being

Expect long talks into the night

He plans he whole future around you

You’re literally his one and only

Constantly sends pictures to the exo group chat of your travels as a married couple

Wants to show you off every chance he gets

Will sit and write songs about you

Every fibre of his being is you and your happiness

[just-some-random-blogger]

kpop masterlist

🍓 = fluff themes

❄️ = angst themes

🚧 = smut themes

🤸‍♀️ = slice of life / bish idek what theme this is

🚀 = crack fic themes

🎩 = dark and/or violent themes

🏩 = genre fic, i.e. mystery, horror, fantasy, etc

🍳 = slow burn

🦕 = personal favorite

back to main masterlist

A.C.E.

Memory | 🍓❄️🦕 Kim Byeongkwan x Reader + Park Junhee x Reader (University AU) [Blurb]

Ateez

Only One | 🍓❄️❄️❄️🍳🦕 CEO!Choi San x Reader

BigBang

It’s An Act [WBU I] | ❄️ Choi Seunghyun (TOP) x Reader

Smoke | 🍓🤸‍♀️ Choi Seunghyun (TOP) x Reader

BTS

Runaway | 🍓❄️🏩 Mafia!Kim Seokjin (Jin) x Reader (Mafia AU) Preview 1 2 3 4 x

Mah Boyfriend | 🍓🍓🤸‍♀️🦕 Jung Jungkook x Idol!Reader

BTOB

Hidden Heart | 🍓🍓🍓🤸‍♀️🚀🍳 Lee Minhyuk (HUTA) x Idol!Reader [Headcanon]

Day6

A University Dilemma | 🤸‍♀️ Kang Younghyun (Young-K) x Reader (Univeristy AU)

What A Joke | ❄️ Kang Younghyun (Young K) x Reader + Park Jaehyung x Reader (University AU) [Blurb]

So... Haha... I Like You | 🍓🦕 Park Jaehyung x Reader (Fake Dating AU)

EXO

Wheel Of Fortune | 🍓🍳🚀 Park Chanyeol x Reader [Headcanon]

Welcome To The Jungle | 🚀🚀🚀🏩 Park Chanyeol & Oh Sehun (Jungle AU)

Maybe We Still Have A Shot [WBU III] | 🍓🍓🏩 CatHybid!Oh Sehun x Reader (University AU)

Unrequited Attraction | 🚧🏩🍳🦕 Mafia!Kim Jongdae (Chen) x Retail Worker!Reader

Color Palette | 🍓 Byun Baekhyun x Reader [Blurb]

Brown Leaves | 🍓 Kim Jongin (Kai) x Reader (University AU)

GOT7

One Million In One Day | 🍓🍓❄️❄️🍳 Sugar Daddy!Jackson Wang x Reader Preview ~ Alternate Moodboard ~ Moodboard Teaser  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 

Car Rides | 🍓 Jackson Wang x Reader [Blurb]

Juice Box | 🍓🚀🏩🦕 Kunpimook Bhuwakul Bambam x Reader [Blurb] (Pre-Schooler AU)

Somewhere In Between | ❄️❄️Civil Engineer!Park Jinyoung x Reader + Architect!Henry Lau x Reader

Trading Secrets | 🍓🍓 Kim Yugyeom x WangSis!Reader

JYJ

Winning Losses | ❄️ Kim Jaejoong x Idol!Reader

Monsta X

Introspect | 🍓🤸‍♀️ Lee Jooheon x Reader [Blurb]

Letting Off Steam | 🤸‍♀️ Lee Hoseok (Wonho) x ArtStudent!Reader (University AU)

NCT

Seventeen

December Dates | 🍓🚀 bf!Seventeen x Reader [Headcanon]

The Stroke Of Midnight | 🍓❄️🏩🦕 Mafia!Kwon Soonyoung (Hoshi) x Reader

Here's My Problem: I Can't Get You Out Of My Head | ❄️❄️❄️🎩🎩🎩🏩🍳🦕 Detective!Jeon Wonwoo x Actress!Reader

10 Ways To Get Over Gyu | 🍓❄️❄️❄️🍳🍳🦕 Kim Mingyu x Reader + others (Childhood AU)

Half Of My Heart | 🍓❄️🤸‍♀️🍳 Kim Mingyu x Reader + Jeon Wonwoo x Reader (CEO AU)

On A Thread | ❄️❄️ CEO!Joshua Hong (Hong Jisoo) x Nurse!Reader

SF9

A Final Offering | 🍓🍓❄️🏩🦕 Deity!Kim Inseong & Child!Reader + Baek Juho (Zuho) x Mom  

What Does It Mean? | 🍓❄️🤸‍♀️ Kim Inseong x Reader + Lee Jaeyoon x Reader (University AU) 

16th Floor | 🍓🤸‍♀️ Kim Seokwoo (Rowoon) x Reader (Office AU)

SHINee

Understand This |❄️ Choi Minho x Reader I Don’t Understand [Understand This II] | ❄️ Choi Minho x Reader

It’s All A Big Joke [WBU II] | ❄️ Lee Taemin x Reader

Th-that’s Not | ❄️❄️🚧🦕 Lee Taemin x Reader Regrets [Th-that’s Not II] | ❄️ Lee Taemin x Reader

Angel Bride | ❄️🚧🏩🦕 Pirate!Lee Taemin x Reader

Noona, You're So Pretty | 🍓 Lee Taemin x Noona!Reader

Stray Kids

Professional Boundaries | 🍓❄️🚧🦕 CEO!Bang Chan x Pre-School Teacher!Reader + CEO!Hwang Hyunjin x Pre-School Teacher!Reader 1 2 3 4 

Bootylicious | 🍓🚀 Bang Chan x Idol!Reader

Super Junior

The Soup | 🍓🍓🚀🚀 SuJu x SuJu Maknae!Reader [Headcanon]

Secrets Of A Maknae | 🍓🚀🚀 Kim Heechul x SuJuMaknae!Reader

The Boyz

Gentle With Me | 🍓🍓🤸‍♀️ Lee Sangyeon x Reader

TVXQ!

Pitter-Patter | 🍓 Jung Yunho (U-Know) x Reader (Pre-School Teacher AU)

The Art Of Deception | ❄️🎩🏩 Shim Changmin x Reader (Secret Agent/Spy AU)

TXT

Forget About It | 🍓❄️🤸‍♀️🍳🦕 Choi Soobin x Reader (University AU)  

WINNER

I’m Not Playing | 🍓❄️❄️ Gangster!Song Minho (Mino) x Reader 1 2 3 

[tewwor]

* & HEADCANON — CHANEYOL & ANGER .

There’s always been a bit of anger in him from the very start. something his mother claims came from his father, but that was okay because he also had parts of her, too — gentler ones that would hopefully quell any uprising of temper.

If only her wishes came true.

Being born into a family of two failed fathers created several breeding grounds for rumors. Ones for each Yang sibling’s respective peers, their families, and even the adults spread within the neighborhood. How their mother dealt with such backlash ( both upfront and passive ) will never be known to either of them. Although, Chanyeol often debates that Eun gleaned more from her example than him.

It's bad luck that Chanyeol’s peers were of the nasty sort. They continuously picked on him for things that didn’t matter, just as a leeway to stir up trouble and have him take the blame once caught. And though Eun had told him time and time again that fighting back wasn’t worth it.. well, even his saint of a brother couldn’t uphold his own words sometimes. Even Eun cracked and let the vitriol guide his fists to shut the sneers and unjustified taunting. not that he’d ever let Chanyeol see that, of course, but word travels like wildfire.

Just into his teens, Chanyeol was caught in yet another dumb argument. He'd been in the way of this posse’s route and had the nerve to bump shoulders with one of them. He hadn’t touched a hair on their straggly head, but what did it matter? they pushed and shoved at him, testing his thinly kept patience until it snapped just like they wanted.

Four against one — needless to say, things were rough throughout the spat.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, there’d been two older kids around. both of which were there to pick up their younger siblings to walk home. Just like Eun was sent to do, albeit a little late due to his own close call with a fight right at the dismal bell. Yet he arrived just in time to see what was about to happen. How those ingrates had the intent to seriously harm Chanyeol for standing up for himself.  Thus, Eun flung himself into the frenzy, blinded by red for seconds until he had the sense to grab Chanyeol and run.

The part that sticks out to Chanyeol was the cleanup afterwards. How he cried and cried about how unfair everything was. Hadn’t they suffered enough already? Why do they keep saying such shitty things about them? what good does it do to act right if they don’t do the same? It’s unfair, unfair, unfair. and Eun agreed. He let chan-yeol spit out his emotions and hurt while he carefully patched them both up. He wiped his tears, told him how strong he was but this shouldn’t happen again. Nothing good ever comes from destruction and hatred. Yet even Eun's words sounded weak to his own ears and it’s clear that chan-yeol didn’t agree.

Still, Eun hugged Chanyeol until he stopped crying, made sure that he had something ready to eat for dinner, and then left for his part time as if nothing happened. And that was the worst of it all. How easily his brother took things in stride even when things didn’t get better because of it. so he decided to callous his fists and sharpen his wits right then and there. Just to survive school. just for a little while…

Except the penchant to shoot first and ask later never left. It planted its poisonous roots and gnarled over so deeply that he’s given up on trying to find a way out.

[youxidol]

𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

riibuns: hcs for how red velvet would act as characters in silent hill ?

Joohyun as Fukuro Lady

✿mother figure 

✿feminist queen 

✿i would like to kiss

✿very mysterious 

✿is very calm or going ape shit there is no inbetween 

✿was the sweetest in a past life and she deserved better

Seungwan as Maria

✿dream girl

✿loves you alot 

✿has the nicest hair ever

✿deserves the world

✿unpredictable

✿she can be the sweetest lady in the world or she can ruin your life depends on her mood 

✿if she’s still out there i hope she’s happy

Seulgi as Vincent 

✿smart af

✿will use you for her own benefit 

✿likes to chat shit and scare you  

✿kind of believes what she preaches but kinda doesn’t 

✿maybe everything is true maybe everything is a lie who knows

✿will debate you on literally anything 

Sooyoung as Dahlia 

✿batshit insane

✿the world is a dark place and she just wants to bring god and peace 

✿she’ll stop at nothing to get what she wants

✿knows nearly everything and will tell you the bare minimum 

✿speaks in riddles

✿refuses to put on shoes 

Yerim as Laura

✿baddest mf out here

✿never done anything wrong in her life 

✿holds grudges

✿next time you put your hands on her she’ll fucking rip your face off bitch

✿helps you bc she has to not bc she wants to 

✿knows all your secrets and will use them as blackmail 

✿will watch you suffer while stuffing her face with pizza

[exosayings]

EXO as flowers

Minseok: Lilly

Junmyeon: Violet

Yixing: Bird of Paradise

Baekhyun: Cardenal

Jongdae: Tulip

Chanyeol: Sunflower

Kyungsoo: Anemone flower

Jongin: Daisy

Sehun: Cherry Blossom

[tewwor-a]

* & HEADCANON — THE YANG BROTHERS & THE STARS .

Between the efforts made to retain cherished memories, there’s another thing that both the Yang brother share. Stargazing has always been something that personally interested Eun. Those tiny specks would always be out whenever he got off shift in his adolescence. Help keep him company on the long walk home. 

Chanyeol, though? Not so much. Too many memories blurred among the shed of blood and bruising of skull. He always preferred to be within the concrete comfort of buildings rather than stay outdoors anyways. 

But what tied them together in this shared habit boils down to their mother. Later, when she was quite ill; barely able to function on her own— much less remember most things. Through all the struggle and strife both brothers upheld to care for her, there was a time where clarity broke through. Recollection dawned in those distant eyes. Familiarity livened the brown of her irises and for a moment, just a morsel of time, she greeted them with love and by name. 

The shock nearly brought them both to tears, of course, but they tried to refrain in favor of living fully in that short period of time. She asked about their day. Why they looked a bit haggard and at the edges. Have they been taking care of themselves? I know I’ve told you a million times, but health is the most important thing you can have in this world. 

Eun was the first to crack after that. Though he ducked his head in attempt to hide it, there was no use. She didn’t ask what was wrong, she didn’t have to, and instead chose to reach out with a shaking hand to dry his eyes. It went unspoken, but she knew. They all did.

“Take heart, my bright and strong sons, my pride and joy. We’ll all meet under the stars again.” 

The night of the funeral, they stayed out late on the plot. Not much was said between them, being so heavy with shock and freshly layered grief. But they all met under the stars like she said. Again months later and again every year after that. 

[sooibian]

Flambé | F | Complete

Description: pull up a chair. take a taste. come join us. life is so endlessly delicious. - ruth reichl

Notes: Chef!Soo 

Chapters: One | Two

Moodboard by the amazing @pororodks​

Niche memes by the hilarious @changshapatrol​

Reference notes:  yt channels: maangchi, one meal a day, bore.d, honeykki; netflix shows: midnight diner, street food: asia, chef’s table

Word count: + 20.1k 

Between a Rock and a Hard Place | F / M |

Description: It’s Sehun’s wedding party. Kyungsoo knew these couple of hours with you were going to be anything but pleasant, however, he didn’t expect things to spiral so quickly. 

Notes: Established Relationship AU, Fluff, Crack, Loosely inspired by the anime Horimiya, sexual themes, themes of sadism and masochism (nothing explicit), slight swearing.

Word Count: ~ 2.7k

So Let's Runaway | F / A | Ongoing

Description: A bachelors trip turns into a soul-searching journey when an unlikely group of three travels through the scenic landscapes of Spain. Their experiences present them with opportunities to mend bridges, face their fears and fall back in love with the true essence of life.

Notes: Fluff, angst, humour, travel AU, road trip through Spain, travel buddies Chansoo, Grief, loss, heartache, toxic relationships, mildly explicit language.

Chapters: Prologue >> Costa Brava >> Seville >> Cuéllar

Word Count: 8.3k so far

Tempting Fate  | A | On hold

Description: You’re forced to make a choice between a present that you didn’t choose and the idea of what could have been.

Notes: Arranged Marriage AU / Exes AU Ft. Minseok

Chapters: One | Two | 

Moodboard by my dear friend @pororodks​

Word Count: ~7.6k and counting 

Dittany | F | Collab

Description: broken bones and a tedious detention - can I still say that this is the best christmas i’ve ever had? it’s because I found magic in him - the big eyed, dark haired, hufflepuff boy. funny I say that as a witch! but sadly, good things don’t last forever.

Notes: Slow burn, young love

Word Count: ~ 16.5k

Edit by @jaeyoonurl​

Twist of Fate | A |

Description: Much against your wishes, you are back in your hometown to write about the murders of two young women - your only ticket out is the criminal psychologist who has been assisting Superintendent Kim Minseok with offender profiling.

Notes: Serial killer AU - angst, grief, loss, murders, descriptions of anxiety, reactive and attentive immobility, asphyxiation, indicative of humiliation, explicit and graphic situations.

Word Count: +3.7k

Twice As Much | F | 

Description: Of kitchen disasters and little savants

Notes: Dad!Soo

Word Count: ~1.1k

Moodboard by the loveliest @kyoonqs​

Quiet Like Love | A |

Description: The end was always so close in sight.

Notes: Exes to lovers AU

Word Count: ~ 1k

Edit by @jaeyoonurl​

An Eye For An Eye | A |

Notes: Experimental work, Ambiguous AU, mildly triggering

Word Count: ~ 1.2k

DRABBLES

Palette | F |

Waiting | F / A |

Deviant | M / F |

Play Date | F | 

Untitled | F |

The Spy Who Loved Me | A |

Description: An obsessive cat and mouse chase

Notes: Assassin Reader, Spy Baekhyun, dark comedy, angst, heavily inspired by season one of Killing Eve

Niche Memes by the hilarious @changshapatrol​ : one | two

Word Count: ~ 2.8k

My Lovable Curse | A | Complete

Description: Not even in his wildest dreams had Baekhyun thought he’d have to team up with you to take down one of the most notorious criminal masterminds, CEO of tech company Stratio, Doh Kyungsoo.

Notes: Spy AU, Assassin AU, angst, dark humour, thriller, inspired by Killing Eve. Sexual themes, indicative of depression and anxiety, blood, weapons, violence, language. This fic is continuation to The Spy Who Loved Me but it can be read as a standalone two-shot. 

Chapters: One | Two

Word Count: ~ 12.5k 

Moodboards: Baekhyun | Minseok by bestie @his-mochi-cheeks​

Like Father, Like Daughter | F |

Description:  Your three year old is growing up to be just like her father - Byun Baekhyun. Can you handle it?

Notes: Dad!Baek, easily the most popular story on this blog 

Word Count: ~ 1.1k

Moodboard by the loveliest @kyoonqs​

Little Miss Byun | F |

Description: Miss Byun is not so little anymore and dad!Baek is trying to do his best to…adapt.

Notes: Dad!Baek again!

Word Count: ~1.6k

“Clay”-doh | F |

Description:  "When was the last time we did something together as a family?" you ask Baekhyun and...it backfires.

Notes: Dad!Baek...yet again!

Word Count: 1.4k

Star-Crossed | A / F | Collab

Description: In his struggle with his inner demons and the outside world, will Baekhyun succeed in saving the one he loves?

Notes: Romani AU, magical realism, fluff, angst, mildly explicit, implied smut, secret relationship, knife related superstitions

Word Count: ~8.2k

The Daisy Oracle | F |

Description:  In the days leading up to Baekhyun’s enlistment, you find yourself dissecting every word of his and he’s been saying...all the wrong things.

Notes: Fluff, soft angst, a hint of spice, established relationship.  To accommodate this anon request, the story does not take the “BBH public service worker” route.

Word Count: ~2k

Catch These Hands | F |

Description: Living with Baekhyun comes with its own challenges

Notes: Fluff (surprise!!!!), established relationship, make up artist and masseur Byun, a little bit of byuntae, and one (1) Eminem reference lol  

Word Count: ~1.7k

Trespassing is Prohibited! | F |

Description:  Byun Baekhyun has had enough. He finally wants to ‘man up’ and make you his. But things continue to spiral out of control all thanks to his friend, philosopher, and guide (a.k.a. The Worst Wingman Ever) Park Chanyeol.

Notes: Fluff! Fluff! Fluff! Crack. Friends to Lovers AU, University AU (ish), a very rambly Baek and a longwinded confession!

Word Count: ~ 3k 

Homebodies | F |

Description: when you get comfortable with each other…a little too comfortable

Notes: Gamer boyfriend Baek

Word Count: ~ 1.1k

Stranger Things | F | Completed

Description:  While waiting to receive Kyungsoo at the airport you run into an insufferable someone - Byun Baekhyun. Despite yourself, you are unable to resist his charms. 

Notes: Meet cute. lawyer!Baek, farmer!Soo

Chapters: One | Two | Three | Four

Word Count: ~9k

Freed | A |

Description: Dedicated to smol bby @vampwrrr ’s magnificent mistresspiece Sweet Lies. A headcanon exploring SL OC’s thoughts after Baekhyun’s confession.

Notes: Dark themes, destructive thoughts, Ambiguous AU

Word Count: ~1.3k

Hands Where I Can See Them | F |

Description: Minseok is protective of you to say the least and has only just begun to accept your relationship with Baekhyun. But all hell breaks loose when he witnesses something he shouldn’t have.

Notes: Overprotective hyung Minseok, byuntae Baekhyun 

Word Count: ~1k

Forget Me (Not) | A |

Description: …only his smile will set you free

Notes: Loss, Ambiguous AU, Late!Reader

Word Count: ~ 1.1k

DRABBLES

Untitled | F | first fic!!

Tangled | F |

Walk on Memories | F / A |

Talk To Me | F |

Who Cares | F / M |

Light | A |

The Swear Jar Equivalent | F |

Untitled | F |

Tempting Fate  | A | On hold

Description: You’re forced to make a choice between a present that you didn’t choose and the idea of what could have been.

Notes: Arranged Marriage AU / Exes AU Ft. Kyungsoo

Chapters: One | Two | Three

Moodboard by my dear friend @pororodks​

Word Count: ~7.6k and counting

IRS and Prejudice | F |

Description: In which Kim Minseok is nothing like other bosses. Nothing.

Notes: Fluff!!! Frenemies to (maybe) Lovers? Office AU with some references to ‘The Office’, flirtatious, cat-whisperer, Aries Minseok vs Aries reader!

Word Count: ~ 2.7k

DRABBLES

Allow Me To | F |

Wherever You Are | A / F |  Collab

Description: When you least expect it, love, quite literally, sweeps you off your feet.

Notes: Romani AU, magical realism, romance, angst, drama ™ (i grew up on a healthy dose of Bollywood and it! shows!), secret relationship, heavily influenced by Mmmh Kai

Word Count: 9.5k

Heal | A |

Description: You don’t need his heart, for it belongs to another. All you need is for him to tolerate you.

Notes: Arranged Marriage AU

Chapters: One | Two | Three

Word Count: ~4.1k

DRABBLES

Untitled | F |

Mortal Combat | F |

Description: It’s you vs Chanyeol in the Muay Thai arena

Notes: Park Passion Alert!!

Word Count: ~1k

DRABBLES

Haven | A |

Wedding Crashers | A |

DRABBLES

Tell Me You’ll Stay | A |

The Man Of My Dreams | A |

DRABBLES

Resolution | F |

Untitled | F |

Paragons of Virtue | Childhood AU |

DRABBLES

Untitled | F |

Beginner’s Luck | Sci-Fi |

DRABBLES

Mine | F |

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First and foremost I would like to thank you for liking my content enough to actually follow, let alone having me reach 100 followers. I hope you keep enjoying my content in the future and keep on supporting me. I make it my mission to make sure that everyone reading my work feels loved, included and happy. That is one of the main reasons I always try to write gender neutral stories and refrain from describing physical features unless requested. I hope that in the future I am able to write for female characters as well to broaden my demographic. I hope you know that I love each an every one of guys very much.

This is the post for my 100 follower special.It took some time to figure out exactly what I wanted to do since I really wanted to something special for you all. I hope you guys enjoy this special event and bear with me since this is my first time doing this. When the event is over I’ll upload a google form that I’d appreciate if you filled out so that I know what to change when I hopefully hit another milestone.

The event will be held from the day this is posted and will continue for the whole month. Which means 4th - 31st August 2020 according to the CEST time zone. I will no longer take request starting from 11:30 pm on the 31st, seeing as I most likely won’t be able to produce something I’m proud of while on a time crunch. I probably will close it early if there aren’t that many requests since I start school in a week and have many important exams. That’s why my requests are currently closed. Everything that has to do with the special will be tagged with #100 special. My guidelines still apply during the event.

If you would like to be added to a taglist for a specific group, person, anime, character, for questions only, prompts only or everything just send me an ask or a dm :)

BTW I started writing this post at like 5:30 pm and finished at 2:12 am. ngl I wasn’t writing between 8 and 10 pm since I was busy helping my parents. That’s still a long time tho...

When the event is done:

I will link this in my masterlist.

Every prompt that is written will have a list of names next to it. Every name will be a link to the post.

I will edit the layout of this post so that my legend, that I add to every masterlist to symbolize what kind of post it is, will be there.

n e wayz😗

For my 100 special I will be making a Prompt list, a Q&A and redraws + art 

Choose a location/AU and only one prompt from the following. Please specify a genre (ex. fluff, angst, slow burn, crack, etc.) and format (headcanon, oneshot). Any combination that has already been done will be linked in the ask.

Quotes:

ngl most of the crack quotes are things my friends and I have said.

- “will you marry me?”

- “I think we need a break”

- “Where were you?”

- “I was worried, you know”

- “ You slob”

- “AGAIN??!” sigh “ At least you’re not hurt, right”

- “You are a hazard to society ... and to yourself”

- “Do I need to supervise you now?”

- “They won’t care about your left pinky toe”

- “That’s it. We’re getting you a bubble wrap suit. Oh don’t worry it’ll still be (favorite color)”

- “Honey, I’m having a baby and it’s not yours. It belongs to Jungkook” (if requested with Jungkook, the name will be changed to someone else”

- “Honey, I was lying, it’s (favorite food)’s baby”

- “How did you fall down the stairs and get bitten by a dog in the same week?”

- “When I see that old lady it’s on site”

Actions:

- ice skating

- visiting a museum (you can specify what kind of museum)

- hanging out

- waking up

- going to sleep

- wearing his clothes

- buying matching items ( you can specify)

- cooking/baking

- cleaning together

- teaching you volleyball (haikyuu only)

- teaching you one of his choreography (kpop groups only)

- filming tiktoks

- pranking him (with his friends)

Locations:

- Park

- Water park 

- Pool

- Beach

- Aquarium

- Concert

- Home

- Supermarket

- School (classroom, hallway, cafeteria, rooftop, gym)

- Holiday (here you can specify a destination)

- On the way home (bus, car, plane, train)

- Doctor’s office/clinic

- Hospital

- A volleyball match (pre and post timeskip)

- Café/restaurant/fast food restaurant

- Mall/clothing store

AUs:

- social media (celebrity ver., non-celeb ver.)

- spy/mafia

- youtuber

- Warlord (haikyuu only since it saves me the energy when making alliances and rivals/enemies. This is also loosely based off of the otome game Ikemen Sengoku.)

Haikyuu:

Karasuno:

- Sawamura Daichi - Sugawara Kōshi - Azmane Asahi - Nishinoya  Yū - Tanaka  Ryūnosuke - Kageyama Tobio - Hinata  Shōyō - Tsukishima Kei - Yamaguchi Tadashi

Nekoma:

- Kuroo Tetsurō - Kai Nobuyuki - Yaku Morisuke - Yamamoto Taketora - Kozume Kenma - Haiba Lev

Fukurodani:

- Bokuto Kōtarō - Akaashi Keiji

Shiratorizawa:

- Ushijima Wakatoshi - Semi Eita - Tendō Satori

Aoba Johsai:

- Oikawa Tōru - Matsukawa Issei - Hanamaki Takahiro - Iwaizumi Haijime

Inarizaki:

- Ojirō Aran - Miya Atsumu - Suna Rintarō - Miya Osamu

Date Tech/Dateko:

- Futakuchi Kenji - Aone Takanobu - Koganegawa Kanji

Miscellaneous Characters:

- Terushima Yūji - Sakusa Kiyoomi

Boku no Hero Academia:

Class 1a:

- Kaminari Denki - Kirishima Eijiro - Todoroki Shouto - Bakugo Katsuki - Midoriya Izuku

Class 1b:

- Shinsou Hitoshi

Free!:

- Nanase Haruka - Tachibana Makoto - Hazuki Nagisa  - Ryūgazaki Rei - Matsuoka Rin - Yamazaki Sousuke - Shinigo Kisume - Nitori Aiichiro  - Mikoshiba Momotaro - Tono Hyori - Shiina Asahi - Mikoshiba Seijuro - Kirishima Natsuya - Kirishima Ikuya

NCT:

- Taeyong - Taeil - Johnny - Yuta - Kun - Doyoung - Ten - Jaehyung - WinWin - Junwoo - Lucas - Mark - Xiaojun - Hendery - Renjun - Haechan - Jeno - Jaemin - YangYang - Chenle - Jisung

GOT7:

- JB - Mark - Jackson - Jinyoung - Youngjae - Bam Bam - Yugyeom

Seventeen:

- S.Coups - Jeonghan - Joshua - Jun - Hoshi - Wonwoo - Woozi - DK - Mingyu - The8 - Seungkwan - Vernon - Dino

BTS:

- RM - Jin - Suga - J-hope - Jimin - V - Jungkook

Stray Kids:

- BangChan - Lee Know - Chanbin - Hyungjin - Han - Felix - Sengmin - I.N

ATEEZ:

- Hongjoon - Seonghwa - Yunho - Yeosang - San - Mingi - Wooyoung - Jongho

EXO:

- Suho - Xiumin - Lay - Baekhyun - Chen - Chanyeol - D.O - Kai - Sehun

Every question that has been answered will be crossed out and linked. In brackets are if you want to specify. Yes, you can also send in some of your own questions.

1. How do you get inspiration?

2. What are your favorite genres? (music, film, books/writing)

3. Who is your bias from all of the groups you write for? 

4. What is your favorite anime? (as a ranking, why?)

5. Who is your favorite character? (Haikyuu, Bnha) 

6. When did you get into Anime / Kpop? (show, group, in general)

7. What is your favorite food?

8. Who are your favorite writers on tumblr?

9. How did you start writing?

10. What happened to make you and your friends say this?

~ 10a. “You are a hazard to society ... and to yourself”

~ 10b. “Do I need to supervise you now?”

~ 10c. “They won’t care about your left pinky toe”

~ 10d. “That’s it. We’re getting you a bubble wrap suit. Oh don’t worry it’ll still be (favorite color)”

~ 10e. “Honey, I’m having a baby and it’s not yours. It belongs to Jungkook”

~ 10f. “Honey, I was lying, it’s (favorite food)’s baby”

~ 10g. “How did you fall down the stairs and get bitten by a dog in the same week?”

~ 10h. “When I see that old lady it’s on site”

Questions you asked:

... nothing yet lol ...

This category is for Anime only.

For this portion you send me an official picture from a manga  or a scene from the anime that I redraw via dm so I can draw the right picture, if you don’t wan’t to be tagged I’ll send you the post via dm to let you know I finished it. Or if you want to see a specific character with a specific hairstyle but in the official art style.

All items will be linked below.

... nothing yet ... lol

[kpoppwriter]

Masterlist~♡

Ughhhhhh I spent 4 hours on this

Updated: 06/18/19

Reactions

EXO Reactions

EXO Reaction: You do aegyo

EXO Reaction: You’re short

EXO Reaction: He jokes about your insecurities

EXO Reaction: You’re his sister and stressed from school

EXO Reaction: He walks in on Xiumin and his GF

EXO Reaction: You suddenly kiss him

EXO Reaction: You get scared and hide behind him

EXO Reaction: You cuddle up to him because you’re scared of the dark

EXO Reaction: He walks in on Sehun and his GF

EXO Reaction: You get mad at him for buying you an expensive gift

EXO Reaction: You distance yourself because you don’t deserve him

EXO Reaction: Their S/O invites him to join them in the shower/bath

Mafia!EXO Reaction: Arguing with their pregnant wife

EXO Reaction: Walking in on their girlfriend touching herself

EXO Reaction: Idol girlfriend performs a sexy stage

EXO Reaction: You’re in pain because of your period

EXO Reaction: Going down on him

EXO Reaction: Sweet and cuddly girlfriend

EXO Reaction: S/O crying during sex because it’s so good

EXO Reaction: S/O holding in moans during sex

EXO (OT12) Reaction: Girlfriend doesn’t like being affectionate

EXO Reaction: Really good sex with their girlfriend

Mafia!EXO Reaction: Their S/O dying

EXO Reaction: Not wanting to have sex because you’re insecure

EXO Reaction: Argument with S/O

EXO (OT12) Reaction: Sleepy S/O walking around in underwear

EXO Reaction: S/O getting sick before their birthday

EXO Reaction: Argument with S/O pt. 2

EXO Reaction: Teasing them in public

EXO Reaction: Shy S/O

EXO (OT12) Reaction: Friend stressing out and having a meltdown

EXO (OT12) Reaction: Being close to an ex-member

EXO Reaction: Idol S/O ignoring them to break up

EXO (OT12) Reaction: S/O gets turned on by neck kisses

EXO Reaction: Their S/O Doesn’t Want Sex In The Relationship

EXO Reaction: Sehun Coming To Them For Advice On A Crush

EXO Reaction: Their S/O Isn’t Very Girly

EXO Reaction: Walking In On Their Crush Naked

EXO Reaction: Idol S/O Singing An Emotional and Powerful Song

EXO Reaction: Normally Quiet S/O Being a Horny Mess

EXO Reaction: One of the Members is in a Relationship

EXO Reaction: Their Crush Drunkenly Flirting with Them

EXO Reaction: Rejecting Their Marriage Proposal

EXO Reaction: Their Crush Going into SubSpace

EXO Reaction: Shitting on their Dick  - Ex-Members Version

EXO Reaction: Being Completely Obedient

EXO Reaction: You Pet Every Animal You See

EXO Reaction: Hurting you During Sex

EXO (OT12) Reaction: Sweet S/O being Kinky

EXO Reaction: Not Feeling Pain When Being Overstimulated

EXO Reaction: Being Submissive

BTS Reactions

BTS Reaction: You break up with him because of hate

BTS Reaction: You distance yourself because you don’t deserve him

BTS Reaction: You get mad at him for buying you an expensive gift

NCT Reactions

NCT 127 Reaction: You’re having surgery

NCT (Legal Line) Reaction: Being kissed on the neck

NCT U + Kun Reaction: Pushing him up against the wall and kissing him

NCT U + Johnny Reaction: Being self-conscious of your acne

NCT Dream Reaction: Sharing a Desk with his crush

NCT U Reaction: You being Famous

NCT Dream Reaction: Being a Singer

Super Junior Reactions

Super Junior Reaction: Idol S/O Fainting On Stage From Overexhaustion

Super Junior Reaction: Idol S/O performing one of their songs

Super Junior Reaction: Pushing him up against the wall and kissing him

Super Junior Reaction: You gush about another group

Super Junior Reactions: S/O holding in moans during sex

Super Junior Reaction: S/O Asking Them To Teach Them Choreography

Super Junior Reaction: Their child says ‘Dada’ for the first time

Super Junior Reaction: Taking Care Of His Sick S/O

Super Junior Reaction: Their S/O Gets Turned On By Neck Kisses

Super Junior Reaction: Teasing in Public

Super Junior Reaction: Normally Quiet S/O Being a Horny Mess

Super Junior Reaction: Their Child’s Mother Hates You

Super Junior Reaction: Girlfriend Coming Out As Bi/Pan

Super Junior Reaction: Walking In on Their Crush Naked

TVXQ Reactions

TVXQ Reaction: He’s cast in a drama with his S/O

TVXQ Reaction: Being teased for being whipped for his S/O

TVXQ Reaction: Dating a Suju member’s sister

TVXQ Reaction: Their juniors are excited to see their S/O

TVXQ Reaction: Someone walks in on him and his S/O having sex

Day6 Reactions

Day6 Reaction: Asking them to go rougher in bed

Day6 Reaction: Being Overstimulated (Male S/O)

Day6 Reaction: Wet T-shirt

BigBang Reactions

BigBang Reaction: You Mumble Their Name In Your Sleep

BigBang Reaction: Their Child’s Mother Hates You

BigBang Reaction: S/O Winning Rookie of the Year

BigBang Reaction: Their Sister Dressing Provocative

BigBang Reaction: Their Sister Being A Famous Model

SHINee Reactions

SHINee Reaction: Normally Quiet S/O Being a Horny Mess

Block B Reactions

Block B Reaction: Someone Walks In on Him Having Sex

Monsta X Reactions

Monsta X Reaction: Cuddling Because You’re Scared of the Dark

Monsta X Reaction: Waking Up to You being Gone

Monsta X Reaction: Hurting you In Bed

Scenarios

I Will Go - optional bias angst

NCT

You and Me, Just Like This - Taeyong fluff songfic

Let Me Help You - Mark fluff/angst songfic

The Rain and The Memories - Lucas angst songfic

Little Notes and Hugs - Jaehyun fluff songfic pt. 1

Ice Cream and Playgrounds - Jaehyun fluff songfic pt 2

But Do You Like Like Him? - Haechan fluff

One Time - Jaehyun smut/angst

Sleepy Shower - Taeyong fluff

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Johnny vampire smut

EXO

The Irresponsibility of Drinking - Xiumin angst/fluff

Collaboration - Sehun angst/fluff

Daddy - Xiumin smut

Forgotten Tragedy - Yixing Mafia!au angst

All Mine - Jealous Xiumin smut

After Performance Affection - Junmyeon fluff

The Love That Comes With Fear - Yixing fluff

Hate Comments - Chanyeol fluff

Hello Baby - Sehun fluff

The Wrong Kind Of Juice - Xiumin fluff

A Cup Of Coffee - Sehun fluff

Fishy Funeral - Xiumin fluff/comedy/angst(?)

Being Mischievous Has Consequences - Kyungsoo smut

My Princess - Junmyeon Royalty AU smut

Learned From The Best - Sehun fluff/comedy

Yes Sir - Junmyeon smut

A Remedy For Being Warm - Xiumin smut

Love On Set Of A Variety Show - Yixing fluff

Perfect - Yixing Mafia AU fluff

Too Much Running - Yixing fluff

Temerate - Sehun Mafia AU

The Battle of the Bands - Chanyeol band au

Hearts and Stars - Junmyeon soulmate au

Tacenda - Chanyeol mob au

Super Junior

Brunch? - Heechul fluff/comedy

One Condition - Leeteuk/Heechul smut (threesome)

A Special Song - Donghae fluff

See Ya Later, Dad - Donghae fluff

Opia - Siwon Secret Agent AU

Cloudburst - Eunhyuk fluff/suggestive

Serendipity - Eunhyuk fluff

Homework Help - Leeteuk smut

Insouciant - Leeteuk smut

Frisson - Eunhyuk smut

Revenge is Always Hell - Shindong smut

Appetence - Siwon smut/fluff

Needy Night - Kyuhyun smut

Slip Up - Leeteuk smut

Ardent - Eunhyuk smut

BTS

Jungkook smut crack fic

SHINee

Soldier - Taemin angst

Laser Tag Kisses - Minho fluff

Girlfriend Confusion - Taemin fluff

Chthonic - Taemin demon au pt. 1

Imprecate - Taemin demon au pt. 2

That’s Not In The Script - Minho smut

Monsta X

A Little Jealousy - Minhyuk fluff

Day6

Is This What You Wanted? - YoungK smut

TVXQ

Rehearsal - Changmin smut

Ataraxia - Changmin fluff

Laconic - Changmin fluff

Best Friends (With Benefits) - TVXQ smut

Let’s Make A Baby - Changmin fluff

Alternative - Changmin angst/fluff

Wanna One

Penny Up, Penny Drop - Seongwoo fluff

Pentagon

Echo - Hui soulmate au

Blue Button Up - Hui smut

Soloists

Hold Me Forever - DEAN fluff

Lazy Day - Zico smut

Back 2 U - GDragon angst/fluff

KDramas

Poisoned Love - Sooho (Hwarang) angst

A Delicate Flower - Sooho angst pt 2

Series

Day Trip - Junmyeon Train to Busan AU

         pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4 | pt. 5 | epilogue

Belladonna - Baekhyun Royalty AU

        pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4 | pt. 5 | pt. 6 | pt. 7 | pt. 8 | pt. 9

Saving Far Water - Multi Idol Escape the Night AU (discontinued)

        Character Profiles | pt. 1 | pt. 2 | poll 1 | pt. 3 | poll 2

Lotto Series - EXO songfics based off the Lotto Repackage

         Lotto | Lucky One | Monster | Artifical Love | Can’t Bring Me Down |                     Cloud 9 | Heaven | She’s Dreaming | White Noise | One and Only |                        They Never Know | Stronger

Attention - Chanyeol Stalker AU (discontinued)

        Prologue | pt. 1

Love Shot Series - EXO Songfics based on the Love Shot Repackage

         Love Shot | Tempo | Trama | Wait | Sign | Ooh La La La | Gravity |                          With You | 24/7 | Bad Dream | Damage | Smile On My Face | Oasis        

Koi No Yokan - Good Boy/Bad Boy series with @allyreactions​

         pt. 1 |

Headcanons

EXO

EXO Headcanon: Kissing You

EXO Headcanon: Big Booty

EXO Headcanon: Freinds with Benefits

EXO Headcanon: Cockwarming

EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Overstimulation

EXO Headcanon: Aftercare

EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Orgasm Denial/Edging

EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Proposing

Wolf!EXO Headcanon: Finding his mate

EXO Headcanon: Girlfriend suggests making a sex tape

EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Thigh riding

EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Their S/O has bad migraines

EXO Headcanon: Dominating and BDSM

EXO Headcanon: Female Member

EXO Headcanon: First Kiss with Sehun

EXO Headcanon: You’re Their Stylist

EXO Headcanon: Picnic with Chanyeol

EXO Headcanon: Kissing Kris

EXO Headcanon: First Kiss and First Time with Kris (Male S/O)

EXO Headcanon: Kris Overstimulating you

EXO Headcanon: Snow Day

EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Spanking

EXO Headcanon: Sex with Jongin (Male Reader)

EXO Headcanon: Receiving Head (Male Reader)

EXO Headcanon: Kissing Luhan

EXO Headcanon: Kissing Tao

EXO as Your Boyfriend

Xiumin

Luhan

Kris

Junmyeon

Yixing

Baekhyun

Jongdae

Chanyeol

Kyungsoo

Tao

Jongin

Sehun

EXO as Your Boyfriend (NSFW)

EXO Ex-Members as Your Boyfriend (NSFW)

BTS

BTS Headcanon: Rejecting a girl for their career (Namjoon and Yoongi)

Super Junior

Super Junior Headcanon: Cockwarming

Super Junior Headcanon: Orgasm Denial/Edging

Super Junior Headcanon: Dating a new idol with an age gap

Super Junior Headcanon: Being asked about their beautiful girlfriend

Super Junior Headcanon: Spontaneous sex

Super Junior Headcanon: Rainy Day Cuddling

Super Junior Headcanon: Comforting a stressed S/O

Super Junior Headcanon: Angry Sex with Heechul

Super Junior Headcanon: Thigh Riding

Super Junior Headcanon: 1 Year Anniversary

Super Junior Headcanon: Pool/Shower Sex

Super Junior Headcanon: Impregnation Kink

Super Junior Headcanon: Eunhyuk falling for a One Night Stand

Super Junior Juniors (Headcanons on the children of SuJu)

Super Junior as Your Boyfriend

Leeteuk

Heechul

Yesung

Shindong

Eunhyuk

Donghae

Siwon

Kyuhyun

Henry

Fist Time With

Leeteuk

Heechul

Yesung

Shindong

Eunhyuk

Donghae

Siwon

Kyuhyun

Henry

NCT

NCT (Legal Line) Headcanon: Overstimulation

NCT 127 Headcanon: Being teased about his girlfriend on a VLive

NCT 127 Headcanon: You’re shorter than him

NCT 127 + Ten Headcanon: Thigh Riding

NCT U + Ten Headcanon: Sugar Mommy

NCT as Your Boyfriend

Johnny

Taeyong

Jaehyun

SHINee

SHINee Headcanon: Proposing

SHINee Headcanon: Rocker Girlfriend

Sex With

Kibum

Day6

Day6 Headcanon: Surprising him with lingerie

Monsta X

Monsta X Headcanon: Teasing in public

BigBang

BigBang Headcanon: Comforting a stressed S/O

BigBang Headcanon: Degrading With Seunghyun

BigBang Headcanon: Proposing

GOT7

GOT7 as Your Boyfriend

Mark

Jaebum

Jackson

Jinyoung

Youngjae

BamBam

Yugyeom

TVXQ

TVXQ Headcanon: Getting a Blowjob

First Time With

Yunho

Changmin

Pentagon

Pentagon Headcanon: First Kiss with Hui

Dating Poly!Kpop

ChanBaek

TeukChul | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9

EunHae | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

SuBaek | 2

ChanHun

JaeYong

NamSon

BaekChen

XiuHun

Nyongtory

XiuChen

CBX

TaePyo

KrisHo

SeKai

XiuHan

2Ho

YeHyuk

HeeDragon

OngNiel

SiChul

Kay

Sex With

XiuChenHun

SKY (Sehun, Kai, Chanyeol)

MTL

EXO

To Be Possessive

Drabbles

Drabble game #1 ~ Prompt list ~ Masterlist

300 Follower Drabble Game ~ Prompt List ~ Masterlist

Drabble game #3 ~ Prompt List ~ Masterlist

Chanyeol Smut

ChanBaek Smut | 2 | 3 | 4

Kris Wu Smut

Junmyeon Smut | 2 | 3

EunHae Smut | 2

Eunhyuk Drabble

Heechul Drabble | 2

Taemin Drabble

Baekhyun Drabble

Siwon Drabble | 2

Xiumin Drabble

Seunghyun Drabble

Sehun Drabble | 2

Kyungsoo Drabble

God Siwon

Siwon Fantasy

Heechul Fantasy

YoungK Fantasy

Misc.

Fake Snaps

Boyfriend Jongdae

Boyfriend Donghae

Boyfriend Sehun | 2

Boyfriend Yixing

Boyfriend Leeteuk

Boyfriend Junmyeon | 2

Daddy Junmyeon

Boyfriend Eunhyuk

Daddy Xiumin

Smutty Yesung

Boyfriend Heechul

Boyfriend Kris

Big Brother Shindong

Smutty Donghae

Smutty Yuta

Big Brother Siwon

Boyfriend Baekhyun

Younger Brother Chanyeol

Boyfriend Woosung

Big Brother Xiumin

300 Follower Admin Asks

kpop 8 + 11

personal 3 + kpop 17

personal 10 + 13

kpop 11 + 19

kpop 25 + bonus

personal 14 + 21

personal 11 + 20

NSFW Headcanons

Shindong - D,J,K,M,U,X,Y

Donghae - A-Z

Eunhyuk - A-Z

Mark Lee - A-Z

Kyuhyun - A-Z

Xiumin - A-Z

Sehun - A-Z

Yixing - A-Z

Taeyong - A-Z

Heechul - A-Z

Jackson - A-Z

Leeteuk - A-Z

Jaebum - A-Z

Taemin - A-Z

Phone Lockscreens and Wallpapers

Suho Lockscreens/Wallpapers

Mixed EXO Lockscreens/Wallpapers

Jaehyun/Mark/Zico/Jooheon/Lucas Lockscreens/Wallpapers

Professor Max’s Korean Class

The Alphabet - Vowels

The Alphabet - Consonants

The Alphabet - Syllables and Words

Lesson One - Section One

Lesson One - Section Two

Lesson One - Section Three

Lesson Two - Section One

Kpop/South Korea Psychology Paper

Iris Masterlist

Who I Write For

[thotantics]

What about spanking with Chanyeol

oh, anonie. i miss my giant, clumsy, heavy handed boyfriend so much. idk what this post is ab to turn into but i GUESS i’m just gonna talk ab this for a minute sldfkjo

i think chanyeol is very very much a switch, i’ll start with that sdlfkjo. i think when the mood is right and he’s feeling it, he could dom the fuck out of someone but there’s also plenty of opportunity for him to lay under you and beg and whine BUT I DIGRESS.

chanyeol would love spanking you. i feel like doggy style would be one of his favorite positions for this reason; i’ve said it loads of times before but i’ll say it again he’s an ass man. watching your cute booty bounce back on his cock will be a huge turn on for him, and he’ll love slapping it while you fuck.

i feel like he’s got two modes when it comes to spanking tho. he’ll do it casually, like in the middle of a good hard fucking just to hear you gasp and whimper, or he’ll make a big fucking deal about it.

some good ol fashioned headcanons after the cut

spanking with chanyeol is bound to leave you red and throbbing

his hands are huge and he’s heavy handed, definitely doesn’t realize his own strength

he’s not actively out to hurt you, he’s a gentle giant but he gets carried away easily

the sounds you make when he spanks you will really spur him onward

the gasps, the whimpers, when you cry out in pain mingled with the pleasure of his cock pummeling you

he’s mad on it

i can see him wanting to implement a safe word, just in case, bc he absolutely doesn’t want to be too rough with you but also like........he wants to be rough enough to blur the line between pleasure and pain (he’ll also be fine with you blurring this line for him, too, so dw u can definitely get him back later)

when he’s really into it, he’ll lay you across his lap and leave your panties on. he tugs them to the side to expose one cheek at a time and spanks you until you’re crying

makes you count

praises you in between smacks with his deep, husky voice, and his lips pressing into the inflamed skin of your ass cheeks

“that’s my girl, you’re doing so well. can you handle a little bit more? yeah~ i know you can, my sweet girl”

but maybe he’s pissed and his praise comes out harsher

“you love this don’t you? you’re my little bitch, aren’t you? my bad *smack* dirty *smack* little *smack* bitch.”

when he has both cheeks exposed, your underwear tugged into the crack of your ass, he’ll tease you by tugging against your panties so they rub against your pussy, tugging the material tighter and tighter and moving it side to side so it stimulates your clit

taunts you for how wet you are

might spank you all over again because “you like this too much”

one hand in your hair, yanking your head back, the other hand spanking repeatedly until you’re sobbing

if you ever use your safe word his entire demeanor will fade and he’ll crumble

the whole big soft baby comes out

his aftercare is impeccable after these harsher moments

hands so soft, smoothing aloe or something over your reddened ass and kissing you delicately and thanking you for being so good for him

[just-some-random-blogger]

Wheel Of Fortune

EXO Park Chanyeol x Reader + others Characters: EXO Summary:  Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Chanyeol was head over heels for you but he was 100% in denial that you liked Kyungsoo. Word Count: 1k+ Warnings: CRACK FOOL. RUN IF YOURE NOT HERE FOR THAT, jealousy, bottled emotions, fluff ending, etc.

A/N: this was TOO FLUFFY tbh. i wanted to hurt myself but it turned into fluff but oh well

let’s start at the beginning

your parents were introduced by mutual friends and started talking on the phone

okay kidding that’s too far

right

so you worked at SM

and is the maknae of a seven member coed group that debut a year after BigBang and a year before SHINee

(so 2007)

which considering the fact you were younger than Sehun by a couple of months meant you debuted at 10

just roll with it cos ITZ MY VERY SPECIFIC PLOT DMMIT

wheLP

the members were all exactly one year apart and the members from eldest to youngest,, the sequence was a guy (@ 30 yrs old), a girl (29), a guy (28), a girl (27), a guy (26), a guy (25), then you (24).

I KNOW I DONT NEED THIS BUT THIS IS HOW I IMAGINED THIS PLOT IT DMMIT

ok

since you were basically a sunbae at SM even tho u were a smol child you wanted to show your support to your hoobaes

So a day before their debut as a whole group, you, along with the eldest member of your group, who was the leader, visited EXO in the dance studio and gave moral support

You were A BIG FAN and it showed

not that you were hiding it in the first place

your leader was HIGH KEY embarrassed by you, but low key thought it was kinda cute how excited you were for this song

so dUH EXO dances growl for you

anD YOU NEARLY SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST BECAUSE OF HOW PERFECT EVERYTHING WAS

Luhan’s voice

Baekhyun’s attitude

Sehun’s resting bitch face

eeeerrrrrthing

YOU WERE ON THE FLOOR SCREAMING 

literally

and Junmyeon thought you were adOrAbLE

“I think she malfunctioned,” your leader gave a face and pushed you on the shoulder to see if you were still breathing as you let out a silent scream

“CAN YOU GUYS DO IT ONE MORE TIME”

????? 

Jongin was too out of breath to fight you

but lol u know what

they did dance again for you

BECAUSE YALL HAD THE CUTEST LIL FACE AND YOU WERE LIKE 16 SO

after that your band and exo were pretty much in one group 

like hella tight 

you were bsicly conjoined twinss

You could be at an award show and your table would be abandoned because you decided to sit with exo or vice versa

HYPING EACH OTHER WAS NOT EVEN HYPE ANYMORE BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE YOU GUYS WERE RABID OR SOMETHING WTF 

!!!!CALM!!!!!DOWN!!!!

like you + your group to them:

“thtAS MY CHILd!”

“DID YOU SEE YIXING AND HIS HIPS FUCK YOU BITCH!”

“HE WAS RUDE. THAT WAS RUDE. THAT’S NOT ALLOWED”

“GET OFF THE STAGE SLUT”

“WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP BITCH!”

“~~~that was sooooooo sOFYT”

“CHEN STFU! YOU NEED TO STOP USING THAT DAMN VOICE OF YOURS JONGDAE. THATS ILLEEEEEGAL!”

“myY HERT!”

“OPPA *cries in korean* PLESS!”

“WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY!!!!!?“

‘iN fRonT oF MY sALaD”

“PA$$ THE H01Y W4T3R”

“NO KAI. BAD KAI. STTOOOOPPPP.”

you @ baekyun

baekyun @ you

thIS IS A CHANYEOL HEADCANON BUT I LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN MORON WHO I HATE SO MUCH SOMEONE SAVE HIM FROM HIS IDIOCY

them to you + your group:

“first of all fuck, second FUCK”

“wh-- whT WHAS THAT HIP MOVEMENT. U ARE 4 YRS OLD”

“HE did t h a t.”

“NOOOOOONNNNNNNNNAAAAA ch0k3 me”

“I CANT HEAR YOU OVER U BEING SUCH A HOE”

“i cant beLIEVE THIS STADIUM IS SO QUIET” *ears are actually bleeding*

“NOt TODaY S4T4N”

“I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS”

“how does this have 300M views????? ONLY 300M I--”

“GAAAAAHHHHH WHAT WAS THAT MOVE WHT WAS IT”

“my soul has been touched”

“this is TOOOOOOOO much ma lord”

“DID YOU JUST RIP YOUR SHIRT OFF?“

“TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!”

“ASDFRTYUJM ive been shot”

ya dig

it’s not verbal abuse if they can’t hear you cause of the bass and the fact your on stage performing

but like

you guys did everything together

practiced

ate

shopped

toured

pranked

T O G E T H E R

like who else in SM mattered

SHINee who?

JK YOUWERE A SHAWOL THROUGH AND THROUGH

you reassure Minho everytime unless you wanted to die that day

YOu EVEN FANGIRLED OVER TAEMIN’s MOVE WITH MINSEOK

BUT YOU OBVI you had MORE THAN ENOUGH ROOM TO BE AN EXO-L and an elf and a cassie and a so-won and DONT FOrget a vip and a---

you get the point

ANYWAY

as you were close with everyone you had a special bond with every individual

YALL STILL TEXT WITH YA BOY KRIS

yOU WENT ON A SHOW IN CHINA WITH LUHAN

TAO LEAVES PUKE COMMENTS ON YOUR INSTA POSTS

my ot12

and as much as you say you are equally close with everyone

errbody knows that be bull the size of russia

yall caNNOT dENy that you and chanyeol have the same crack powder on your philtrums

LIKE KYUNGSOO CANNOT LIVE WHEN YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER

LET HIM LIVEEEEEE

this moment must never die

ya boy be mindin his own business then

BAM BITCH

you and chanyeol be makin D.O. cray af

rest assured he HAS thought of how he’d kill both of you

ANd that’s why chanyeol loves you

like he decided he liked you the moment you lost your breath laughing when he threw a rubber duck at Kyunggsoo’s head, making it squeak in the most demented way no one thought possible

but he knew he loved you when you helped him lighten up on one of his dark days

you had that kind of effect on people

i mean all you did was sit down with him, both of your backs leaned up against each other’s, head occasionally leaning against the other’s head or shoulder, and played some nothings on the guitar and ukulele

but that was more than enough

you were there with him

and that’s what mattered

But literally the moment he accepted his feelings for you

he began to notice something he felt 100000% dumb for not seeing before

the way you laugh when Kyungsoo says a lame-ass joke

the way you always hug him from behind

you did that with literally everyone you were close with sure, 

but Chanyeol noticed you did it with him more 

and he 3

there was also the way you were just always winding up next to Soo when he was around, like he had some sort of magnet on him

and how you just liked poking his cheeks, begging him to show his dimples

which were really faint like gurl--

chANYEOL HAD DIMPLES TOO

CHANYEOL HAS DIMPLES

why daheq did you like his close to nonexistent ones?????????

????????

okay you liked poking Lay’s dimples more

look at my boy, who i love with burning passion ANDWILL DESTROY SM FOR BECAUSE HE JUST WANTS TO BE WITH HIS BAND SM SM SM!!!!! CHINA KOREA POLITICS FK ALL YALL

and suho

and chen

anD FINE--

yeah you did poke his too

literally anyone who remotely has dimples tbh

BT WHY KYUNGSOO

ads;ajsd;lasjdkas #jelly

so chanyeol decides to ask someone about it

so he obviously goes to his wisest hyung

but the day he  wants to talk to Suho, YOU WERE ON A DATE WITH HIM

like a date but not a date date he could tell

BUT A DATE NONETHELESS AND HE WAS KINDA JELLY

so he goes to Baekhyun for some fucking reason

and he’s like “omg u like her i couLDnt FUCKING TELL FROM ALL THE HEARTS IN TH AIR”

instant regret

but like Baek did give him some advice

like 5% was advice

the other 99% was him screaming to just be a man and tell her

so chanyeol is like, “STFU.... also she likes kyungsoo so fml”

and for a hot second Baekhyun has nothing to say

BAEKHYUN HAS NOTHING TO SAY

“idek dude. this is why i flirted with her openly”

Chanyeol punched him for saying that

but he decides he’s going to tell you after like 231109 years

cos Jongdae said you don’t like Kyungsoo and that he’s sure of it

Chanyeol asked how he was sure and he was just all like

“she had a crush on Sungmin hyung before and DID NOT act like that at all.”

That made Chanyeol a lot more hopeful

So he just went for it

and asked if you wanted to get lunch

and then after eating, you guys walked back

and he just sort of blurted it out

“Joahaeyo.”

you just looked at him and chuckled, “Thank you. I like you too, Yeolie.”

bitch are you for real rn

before Chanyeol could clarify, your walking slowed, “I’ve known for a while now.”

ok

wait

w h a t

“Minseok oppa told me.”

?????????? uhm HOW DID HE KNOW

Chanyeol’s hands were waterfalls atm, “Why did he tell you?”

Your face starts burning red and chanyeol cant help but think of it as a bad sign

“I told him I liked him...”

“... and he said he can’t reciprocate because he knows you like me, and that he can’t do that to his dongsaeng.”

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

cool story bro

you liked someone in EXO that was NOT him

cool cool cool

I GUESS CHEN WAS RIGHT 

THANKS

wait did that mean chanyeol was this obvious

wait did that mean chanyeol ruined your chances with his hyung

wait was this why you cried that one time

WaiT WAS THIS WHY YOU HUNG AROUND KYUNGSOO

BECAUSE WHENEVER MINSEOK WAS IN THE ROOM, YOU WOULD GET KINDA STIFF AT A POINT AND KYUNGSOO MAKE A JOKE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH

WASTHIS WHY YOU TWO HUNG OUT MORE

WHY HADN’T HE NOTICED

AND IF EVERYONE ELSE DID

WHY DIDNT THEY TELL HIM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Chanyeol frowned and called out your name, proceeding to apologize

“Wae? why are you sorry? did you tell minseok to say that to me?“

he couldn’t feel mushy and weird at what you said

“YA dont tell me youre going to be weird around me too. It’s bad enough Minseok oppa distanced himself a bit.”

Chanyeol couldn’t help but be angry, sad, protective, and annoyed all at once at what you just admitted to him

“I’ll tell him to stop.”

You pouted, “you don’t have to tell anyone anything, chanyeol.”

“yes but you don’t deserve to feel awkward around anyone.”

“yes but that was minseok oppa’s choice.”

“yes but he was only doing that because he’s my hyung and he’s dumb.”

“yes but-- 

OU KNOW WHAT WHY DONT WE ALL JUST BE AWKWARD AROUND EACH OTHER”

and so you walked forward fast and tried to ignore chanyeol

Chanyeol, with his freakishly long legs caught up with you though

he caught your arm

“What tf are you doing?“

“Ew dont talk to me its awkward. im awkward. your awkward.”

Chanyeol laughed. “yaaaaa, why do i like you?

“THAT’S WHAT IM THINKING HO”

[tewwor]

* & HEADCANON — THE YANG BROTHERS & THE STARS .

Between the efforts made to retain cherished memories, there’s another thing that both the Yang brother share. Stargazing has always been something that personally interested Eun. Those tiny specks would always be out whenever he got off shift in his adolescence. Help keep him company on the long walk home. 

Chanyeol, though? Not so much. Too many memories blurred among the shed of blood and bruising of skull. He always preferred to be within the concrete comfort of buildings rather than stay outdoors anyways. 

But what tied them together in this shared habit boils down to their mother. Later, when she was quite ill; barely able to function on her own— much less remember most things. Through all the struggle and strife both brothers upheld to care for her, there was a time where clarity broke through. Recollection dawned in those distant eyes. Familiarity livened the brown of her irises and for a moment, just a morsel of time, she greeted them with love and by name. 

The shock nearly brought them both to tears, of course, but they tried to refrain in favor of living fully in that short period of time. She asked about their day. Why they looked a bit haggard and at the edges. Have they been taking care of themselves? I know I’ve told you a million times, but health is the most important thing you can have in this world. 

Eun was the first to crack after that. Though he ducked his head in attempt to hide it, there was no use. She didn’t ask what was wrong, she didn’t have to, and instead chose to reach out with a shaking hand to dry his eyes. It went unspoken, but she knew. They all did.

“Take heart, my bright and strong sons, my pride and joy. We’ll all meet under the stars again.” 

The night of the funeral, they stayed out late on the plot. Not much was said between them, being so heavy with shock and freshly layered grief. But they all met under the stars like she said. Again months later and again every year after that. 

[xiezuo]

ur chanyeol A to Z was 💕💕💕💕💕 will you continue doing it? if so can u do one for baekhyun I’m curious to see how you think he’ll be

I’m so glad you enjoyed it ! 💞 And yes, I will continue doing this series as long as I get requests for it / feel like doing them. I have another request for a Sehun one, and I decided to do Doyoung (NCT), Yugyeom (GOT7) and Taehyung (BTS) on my own, so they’ll be coming shortly !

Masterpost | Rules | WIPs

(Credits go to byunvoyage for the gif)

A — Aftercare

Baekhyun’s aftercare constitutes more of him cuddling you like his life depends on it than anything else. He becomes very clingy after sex, covering your face with kisses and wrapping his limbs around your body so you can barely move. If you ask him to get you anything, he’ll most likely whine about having to leave the bed and coax you into cuddling with him for a little while before he obliges.

B — Body Part

Baekhyun’s really proud of his face as a whole. He knows he’s cute and he’ll use it to his advantage whenever he wants something from you (or anyone else). However, that can be said for his s/o as well. He’s weak for bright smiles, especially eye smiles, and you’ll have him equally whipped if you smile at him before asking him anything else.

C — Cum

If you play your cards right, it’s very easy to make him cum. Giving him a blowjob is usually the fastest way to achieve that. He comes in short spurts and if he doesn’t cum inside, it quickly becomes a whole mess.

D — Dirty Secret

Baekhyun isn’t really ashamed of anything he likes, so there are very few things he hides from you. But one of them is that he once had a dream of you pegging him, and he woke up confused and incredibly horny. That morning, as a way to try and keep that fantasy as deep inside of him as possible, he fucked you into the mattress, to try and prove himself that he wasn’t that much of a sub. He never told you why and probably never will unless he’s really, really drunk or you’re the one to bring it up first.

E — Experience

Don’t be fooled by that innocent face of his. Baekhyun knows what he’s doing. He’s not a sex god or on a porn star level, but he definitely knows how to make the experience enjoyable for the both of you. He’s never left you disappointed.

F — Favourite Position

It really depends on his mood, but he loves having you bounce on his cock while he’s sitting down on the couch. He gets a sense of pride that you can bring yourself pleasure with his body, and it also allows him to easily roam his hands everywhere and leave hickeys and love bites where he wants.

G — Goofy

This is Baekhyun we’re talking about. Does this really need explaining ? He can be serious if the mood calls for it, but most of the time, he’s just a big giggling ball of fluff, breaks character all the time, and he’s even the type to crack jokes if he feels like it.

H — Hair

Just like it typically is for asian men, Baekhyun isn’t super hairy to begin with, so I don’t think his hair is that untamed. On top of that, he strikes me as someone who would actually either shave it completely or get it waxed because he just doesn’t like having hair down there. As for his partner, I feel like he wouldn’t really care, but if he had to state a preference I’d say he’d want his partner to shave as well.

I — Intimacy

Like I said earlier, I think Baekhyun can definitely take things more seriously if the mood asks for it, i.e if you’re asking him to make love to you because you’re in desperate need of contact and to feel loved. He can definitely turn on the switch for that, but sex mostly remains light-hearted.

J — Jack Off

Baekhyun’s libido kind of depends on how busy he is. If he’s constantly running around between concerts and filming for a comeback or shooting for some company to endorse, then he probably won’t have time or even think about jerking off, because he’ll be busy all the time. And he has you if he really needs some relief. In case he’s really horny/needy and you’re not around, phone sex might be an option, and I believe that it’s the reason why he jerks off most of the time — because you’re on the other end of the line doing the same.

K — Kink

Baekhyun has a praise kink and you can fight me over it. He loves being complimented on his performance in bed in any shape or form — he likes knowing he can satisfy you, because you mean so much to him and he only wants your happiness. He likes to be told he’s doing a good job.

L — Location

I feel like Baekhyun doesn’t really care where you guys have sex, but it just so happens that when he’s in the mood, he has a tendency to just take you where you both stand as long as there aren’t any people around, like in the living room when other members are there, although if he can find a way to sneakily make you cum, he will, even if there are people around.

M — Motivation

Seeing you undress might be the hottest thing Baekhyun can ever see. He loves it when you put on a show and strip in front of him, but if you take too long he might get impatient and tore your clothes apart, just saying.

N — No

There isn’t much Baekhyun would be opposed to, unless it’s something extreme involving bodily fluids other than saliva and cum, just like Chanyeol. Overall, he’s pretty open to anything, as long as you’re both safe and it doesn’t leave permanent damage on either of your bodies.

O — Oral

Baekhyun has a preference for being on the receiving end of oral, but he’ll never expect it from you. However, like I said earlier, sucking his dick is the fastest way to make him cum. It drives him absolutely crazy when you do that, and he’ll confuse himself in a mess of whines and moans — he’ll be unable to stay quiet.

P — Pace

Baekhyun is relentless. He goes fast and deep, and it takes him a lot of self-control to slow down and be more sensual. He’s very impatient, and if you’re the one on top and you go too slow for his liking, unless he’s physically restrained, he’ll hold you by the waist and pound into you. Going slow drives him nuts in both the worst and the best way possible.

Q — Quickie

Needless to say, Baekhyun is a fan. He likes it when it goes straight to the point, and like I said, he’s very impatient. However, because your pleasure is important to him, if the situation allows it, he’ll go for a longer round 2, either a few minutes after or later on in the day.

R — Risk

Baekhyun is a little shit, and he definitely has exhibitionist tendencies. The risk of being caught gives him such a thrill, so much so that he wouldn’t be opposed to engage in sexual behaviour with you in public. He wouldn’t outright fuck you in front of people, but let’s say if you’re watching a movie with the other boys and you have a blanket covering your lap, his cock might end up inside of you and stay there to tease you for the rest of the night.

S — Stamina

I’m sorry, I love Baekhyun but… I don’t think he lasts very long in bed. He doesn’t cum embarrassingly slow, but if he’s just going for a quickie without doing anything first, he usually cums before you, and he’s lowkey a little bit ashamed of it. However, he is able to go for multiple rounds, and he recovers in about ten minutes.

T — Toy

He. Loves. Them. Whether you’re using them on him or he’s using them on you, toys are an important part of your sex life. From cuffs to vibrators to paddles, he’s always down to try new objects to spice things up, and he loves experimenting with things.

U — Unfair

Throwback to R : Baekhyun. Is a little shit. When he’s not going for quick release, he is relentless at teasing you, and he mostly does it in public when he knows you can’t do shit about it just because he likes to rile you up. Fingering you is one of his favourite things.

V — Volume

Baekhyun can be quite loud in bed, depending on what’s going on. He is very vocal though, and he talks a lot, usually to call you names if you’re into that (he’s very much into degrading you in bed) or to tease you, but he can also moan quite loud, especially when he’s cumming.

W — Wild Card

Baekhyun himself is a wild card in bed. You never know what it’s going to be. He’s the textbook definition of a switch, and he takes it further, because even if you agree at the beginning that you’re going to be the one in charge, he might decide halfway in to switch it around and make you his bitch.

X — X-Ray

I feel like Baekhyun’s dick is very average. As in, there isn’t anything special about it. It’s not big, it’s not small either, it just falls somewhere in the middle. It’s a dick and it does the job. But he’s definitely a grower rather than a shower. It’s most likely circumcised.

Y — Yearning

Like I said in the jerk off headcanons, it really depends on how busy he is. But once he’s in the mood, he’s in the mood, and nothing can take sex off his mind until he’s satisfied, and that can take a few rounds.

Z — Zzz

It takes a long time for Baekhyun to fall asleep after sex. It keeps him awake more than anything, but he’s not very talkative compared to usual. Just very cuddly. He’ll listen to you if you want to talk, but he’ll rarely respond, unless you ask him a direct question. He just likes burying his face in the crook of your neck and leave kisses there, hands trailing down your sides until you fall asleep.

[youxidol]

ｖａｍｐｉｒｅ!ｂａｅｋｈｙｕｎ + ｖｉａｇｒａ

♡lil baek didn’t know if he could get it up 

♡and he didn’t want to embarrass himself infront of you 

♡he has the genius idea of taking viagra just bc

♡he wasn’t expecting it to work 

♡so he decided to drink some blood to give him energy  

♡turns out yeAH IT DOES WORK  

♡after a couple rounds he tries begging for another

♡he’ll rut against the sheets for some sort of relief 

♡even when you fall asleep he keeps begging 

♡”are you sure you can’t go one more round?”

♡finally gives up when he hears you snoring 

♡he just lays there

♡freaking the fuck out 

♡the dumb bitch will do it again just to make sure that it was the viagra   

♡buy him a fleshlight or smth 

[exosayings]

Kyungsoo: i feel like fainting

Suho: the heat?

Kyungsoo: no, somehow Sehun's presence is... wow

Chanyeol: same

[kamino-ink]

Masterlist | Kamino-Ink

LEGEND |

✿ - angst

❀ - fluff

✾ - suggestive

I will no longer be including smut in my work! Suggestive themes simply refer to an innuendo that might lead to more in a story, or mentions of sexual themes.

Fantasy!au - in which you explore the lives of all the boys in a new world full of magic, royal debacles, and of course; love [completed!] ✿ ❀ ✾ 

Chan, Woojin, Minho, Changbin, Hyunjin, Jisung, Felix, Seungmin, Jeongin

Disney!au - in which the boys are the children of classic Disney villains and heroes [will be updated whenever, no set schedule] ✿ ❀ ✾ 

Preview, Minho

Soulmate!au - in which everyone has a strange connection to the person they are destined to be with [will be updated at least twice per week] ✿ ❀ ✾ 

Chan, Minho, Changbin, Hyunjin, Jisung, Felix, Seungmin

Hogwarts!au - in which the boys experience life at Hogwarts [not a series yet, just headcanons]

Headcanons

BNHA!au - in which the boys are implemented into the My Hero Academia universe; quirks and all

Headcanons

Wither [Kim Woojin series] - What’s left of the two Koreas is now the pit of entertainment for the rest of the world, built upon corpses, natural disasters, and lost wars - the scattered districts now fight to survive each day. When your name is plucked from the hundreds of thousands in the country, you are left no choice but to comply to your fate - either kill and win, or die trying.

01

October Prompts - I will be following a prompt list for the spooky season, redirect to a mini-masterlist for a list of each work so far. ✿ ❀ ✾ 

Spooky Masterlist

Individual Pieces - a collection of writing that does not belong to an entire series

Meteor Garden [Lee Felix] - You’re the side-character in someone else’s fairytale, and for the most part, you’re okay with it, except you’re constantly seeing the nice guy lose. Sometimes you wished you were the main character of your own story, just so you could make him happy. ✿ ❀ 

Detective Dumbass [Bang Chan] - Detective Bang refused to accept any help from the rest of the squad, insisting that he worked better alone - but what happens when he realizes that he does need his team with him? [loosely inspired by B99] ✿ ❀ ✾ 

Stray Kids as Benders [ATLA] - a bullet-point headcanon about the boys as benders from the Avatar universe.

Bubbles [Han Jisung] - You were one of the many children sent back in time to help change the future - your reality. Along the way, you reminisce on old memories with a childhood friend that calls you quite the endearing name; bubbles. ✿ ❀

Behind The Mask [Lee Felix] ~ spiderman!au - You’ve started to notice how your friend has begun to show up to class absolutely exhausted, always falling asleep - he claims it’s just his schoolwork and his internship, but what you don’t know is that his so-called “internship” is actually his duty to serve the people of Queens as Spiderman. ✿ ❀

Nude [Lee Minho] - Art is your passion, so it’s no surprise that you happen to take quite a few fine art classes during your years at university; however you most certainly were not expecting to draw a nude model so early in the year, nor were you expecting the model to be Lee Minho in the flesh. ✿ ❀ ✾ 

Trust [Bang Chan] - you are a regular ole’ demonologist, just living your best life attending the occasional possession or exorcism - until a novice exorcist with a giant ego accidently gets you into harm’s way. ✿ ❀

Smoke [Hwang Hyunjin] - you’re an infamous school druggie, always coming to school with bloodshot eyes, purple bags, and cracked, bloodied lips. rumors are nothing new to you, and in all honesty you don’t fight them - you don’t want to waste time on meaningless drama, after all. everything starts to change, in a way, when a quiet, easily amused boy comes to your school - and you wouldn’t have had it any other way. ✿ ❀

Burn [Seo Changbin] - your little brother, full of pure innocence and blooming life, was kidnapped by a cult on a remote island - your deadbeat dad doesn’t care to pay the ransom, leaving you to even make sure jeongin is still alive so you can rescue him. the cult is strange, but what’s even stranger is one of the oldest members of it - a mysterious man by the name of seo changbin. ✿ ❀ ✾

Romeo [Lee Felix] - ever since the boy you called your best friend left on the day of his sixteenth birthday with no goodbye or warning, you’ve been determined to grow past the pain he left with you; but of course, not everything works out that way - especially when two years later you end up in South Korea as an up and coming variety show host. ✿ ❀

 Disney!au - a headcanon post about who the boys would be the offspring of in the beloved Disney universe.

 Headcanons

Hogwarts!au - in which you can immersive yourself back into the world of Harry Potter; only this time, the boys of EXO are the characters you’ll be reading about [on hiatus] ✿ ❀ ✾ 

Baekhyun

Finifugal [Park Chanyeol Series] - After an ambush that leaves your left shoulder in stitches, your head bodyguard decides to scour the country in search for a new recruit to help up your safety - when Park Chanyeol shows up and his first request is to dye his hair, you can’t help but wonder who in the world Junmyeon just so happened to recruit. [ongoing - on hiatus] ✿ ❀ ✾ 

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Individual Pieces - a collection of writing that does not belong to an entire series

Trouvaille [Do Kyungsoo] - You end up having a one night stand with some random guy at a party, with him leaving you to wake up all alone the next morning. Unfortunately (or perhaps, fortunately) for you, it seems as if fate is truly out for your heart. [requested] ✿ ❀ ✾ {smut scene included}

Disney!au - a simple bullet-point list of NCT 2018 as the sons of treasured Disney characters 

 NCT 2018