#chaos incarnate

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Ahsoka: Points at Obi-Wan Mum

Obi-Wan: Wh-

Ahsoka: Points at Plo Koon Dad

Plo Koon: In tears

Ahsoka: Points at Rex Favourite cousin

Rex: :)

Ahsoka: Points at Anakin The sibling that’s only there because your parents threatened to ground you if you didn’t take them with you

Anakin: WHAT?!

Ahsoka: Points at Cody The cool uncle

Cody: Shrugs with a smile

Ahsoka: Points at Tup The sweetheart cousin that you can never really be mad at no matter what

Tup: :D

Ahsoka: Points at Padme That one aunt who doesn’t work but has a suspicious amount of money

Padme: True…

Anakin: Huffs And what does that make you?

Ahsoka: The one who knows all the tea and uses it to create drama

Anakin: WHY IS MINE THE WORST?!

Ahsoka: Shrugs

Cody: She’s not far off.

Anakin: Starts arguing with Cody

Ahsoka: Watches the chaos unfold with a grin

Rex: Groans Fucking hell General

[chosetoseethebestinyou]

A beautiful brand new tardis. The doctor and Donna, reunited at last, back in the tardis. Together. And look! It's even got a coffee machine. What could possibly go wrong :)

Not even two minutes later:

[omni-present-god-send]

There’s two different reactions when asking “What was Charlie like when she was little?”

Lucifer: Awww she was just the sweetest! (Proceeds to gush for hours)

And

Zestial: *War Flashbacks*

[ejunkiet]

meet blue newman. partner(s): roach & horizon. human+.

template by @plushchimera ; picrew from here!

[somewhatsentientspellbook]

think she hit rock bottom? nah, she's brought a shovel

[sapphirethefluffymewtwo]

Ash Mew

[companion-showdown]

The TARDIS "I'm in charge and decide where we go" is the Doctor's greatest chaotic companion!

[ID: the TARDIS \end ID]

[hallowed-be-thy-username]

Terzo being Terzo

part 2

[multishipper33]

a motherly role has its advantages

I love my kids different reactions to being grounded-

Rainy just shouted and got super annoyed when I sent him the message and bugged him about it

meanwhile Ash and Seth are rebelling, continuing to send the stUPID SEMICOLON HYPHEN SEMICOLON CLOSED BRACKET-

[craycraybluejay]

I don't have a god complex. I have a devil complex. I don't want to force you to resist your beautiful desires. I want to force you to give to every desire and treat me like every touch will burn you but you want to fucking turn into ash. God only wants you to pray to him. I want you to cry for me, scream for me, hurt for me, cum for me, laugh for me, live for me. I want you to feel like a traitor to yourself for ever saying no to me because you know as well as I do that my desires are only your desires given a mirror and you deserve to do what you want and I deserve to bear witness. I would give this silly world to watch you burn yourself to nothing on my skin. What, pray tell, would you give-- for a chance at that?

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Fox, deadpan: You stay positive. You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

Rex, on his last nerve: Well I’ll tell you my secret vod. I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say everything is gonna be okay. But I’m lying. And I don’t how much longer I can do it  

[onedivinemisfit]

Vette Yuzuri~ she’s an exchange student. Yes. Don’t mind the tail.

AnS (c) Akizuki Sorata

Art: Me

[smol-tactician]

Jojo stuff, again, because brainrot

Possible canon jjba spoilers, I put the warning to be safe

Joseph: Are you dating my granddaughter?

Kakoyin: Can I buy a vowel?

Joseph:....

Kakoyin:....

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Jotaro: Gio, what the fuck is that?

Giorno with a giraffe on a leash: You've never seen a giraffe before?

Joseph: Hey- oh cool a giraffe!

Jotaro: What the actual fuck.

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Jolyne: Mom, I'm a lesbian.

Jotaro: I know.

Jolyne: What-

Jotaro: You just had this vibe, so I always knew you weren't straight.

Jolyne: W h a t

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Giorno: You must pay for your crimes against frogtopia.

Bruno: What did you do?

Mista: I tricked him into stepping on a pitfall seed in animal crossing.

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Joseph: I'm the oldest, so I'm in charge.

Jotaro: Yeah and you're also the gayest, I vote Giorno to be in charge.

Joseph: Who's side are you on?!

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Ceasar: The sign says no crossing.

Joseph: That sign was made for smart people with common sense. I'm neither of those.

Lisa Lisa: This is why the piller men tried to kill you.

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Giorno holding a wallet: My money don't jiggle jiggle

Narancia: It folds

Giorno: We're best friends now.

Narancia: Cool!

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Dio: Are ya winning son?

Giorno watching the lion king for the 56th time: Nope.

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Ceasar: Jojo.

Joseph: Yeah?

Ceasar: No, little Jojo.

Jotaro: The person you're trying to reach can't give a fuck right now-

Ceasar: Jotaro

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Polnareff: Jotaro are you listening?

Jotaro: Under the sea, under the sea. Darling it's better down where its wetter-

Kakoyin: We've lost her.

Avdol: Hey uh, Mr. Joestar-

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Jotaro: This book doesn't make any sense.

Kakoyin: You're reading it upside down.

Jotaro flipping the book over: O h

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Dio just standing there:

Jotaro: Didn't know the circus was in town.

Dio: HEY!

Jotaro: Hey the elves called, they want their shoes back

Dio: WHY MUST YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME?!

[thekatebridgerton]

Consider modern day genderbend! Eloise taking care of pregnant Penelope while Colin is jealous and Philip is vibing. It’s funny too cause everyone though Penelope would have married E instead of C. On Pen’s delivery, the nurse asks “who’s the father?” During the frantic rush and both Male!Eloise and Colin cry out “ME!!” Glare and start arguing. It resulted with Philip holding Penelope’s hand during the delivery.

Modern Philoise, our dear Mr El Bridgerton would be the most dedicated best friend ever, going to all Penelope's doctors visit, keeping track of his bestie's prenatal vitamins and calling Colin in the middle of the night to ask if Penelope has cravings because he's at Dennys and maybe he should get his wife something.

El doesn't WANT to be bothering Penelope, don't get him wrong. He just thinks Colin sucks at everything and Penelope deserves better, so he meddles a lot during the pregnancy.

I do think that Ellliot calling Philly panicking because Penelope broke water, asking what to do, would be both sweet and funny. Because Colin would be the calm one, for once in his life, so proud of his wonderful wife and his baby, because they're so beautiful, he's going to be a dad to a mini Penelope and he's so happy. And meanwhile Elliot would be losing his sanity having a mental breakdown over the fact that a tiny human coming out of Penelope's body.

So it's natural that the hospital staff didn't know who the father was. If it was the smiling proud one, or the panicky mess of a man. Both could be the dads, Hospital staff aint judging the lady's taste.

When Agatha is born everyone is delighted, but poor uncle El needs to be sedated while Philly tries to explain that yes, all women have to go trough that whole ordeal to have babies. El promises Philly that if she doesn't want to, she doesn't need to have another baby in her life, because he can use protection, he can pull out, heck he can get a vasectomy, if she wants. Philly laughs nervously patting her stomach in a 'too late for that' motion.

And that's how Elliot finds out Philly is pregnant.

[mcufan1066]

*Kit running through town with Elora on her back, who is setting fire to everything*

Boorman: Great distraction. We were able to sneak into the fortress and steal MacGuffin's statue.

Elora: Distraction?

Kit: Jade just told us to do the first thing that came into our minds.

[dybalassunshine]

Leandro "lack of impulse control" Paredes, I love you.