#chaos verse

[bccfggffbgv]

Q-shorts: Lingo

Khan, while doing fingerguns after hearing about Uzi's relationship: You've got that rizz, Uzi!

Uzi, having died a little inside: Stop! Cease!

Serial designation N, also in great pain: "Never" say that again!!

Khan: I'm just trying to learn new vocabulary! I'm trying to feel not so old! You got a problem with me saying "Rizz"?! I'm just speaking your lingo don't ya know!?

Serial designation J, as she professionally held out a Jcjenson branded pen(TM): Please never say that again, this is a bribe.

[rrredeess]

"I just wanted to kill some humans to vent out some teen angst! Not fight off bandits, zombies, bug people, and an entire militia of gray soldiers to save the multiverse!!"

Uzi, after she and the others get wrapped up in the conflict between the heroes and the many enemy factions.

[msarchitect]

[sanegreen]

welcome to the sector of unhinged and chaotic content :*

[thedalektables]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tenth Doctor/Rose Tyler Characters: Tenth Doctor, Rose Tyler Series: Part 1 of Chaosverse Summary:

Ten and Rose play a very important game.

[kidbiscornu]

On comptemlera le firmament et les tartarins volant dedans

Et je caresserai tes bruns boucles mouilles sous l’embrun

En échangeons les anecdotes de notre courte existence et nos traits communs

[tazmanianbear]

Nothing fills my tank more than getting to spend cute hangout time, crazy drunk sex, and then cuddling and watching Abbott Elementary until falling asleep with his ass in my hand.

[xephora]

Retrograde centring crimson spades, pulling shades raised by hades grave. Skills tested amongst open blood spilled by confessions, lessons turned snide into pride built on common ground. Influence spotted in surrounding circumferences, from fore sight castaway expelled from the northern lights, shimmering green, purple, and blue, streaks taking nocturnes flight in every direction that is spellbound.

[esoteric-law89]

[bold-embrace]

Hobieee ♥️♥️

[bccfggffbgv]

"Autism be damned! My boy can read!!"

Eda, as she proudly shows N reading a book about Dogs to people...again.

[rrredeess]

Hey guys...

It's me, @Bccfggffbgv

My account just got TERMINATED for no damn reason!!

@crystal-beast-tamer

@techpriest345

[chaossmith2]

So, that new trailer huh

[druh19]

༝ ISTJ characters icons |like and reblog if saved|

[laz-kay]

“And I know that one can’t afford me”

“Gross! I’d never think of it, spider”

[witchofthesouls]

You know the film Who Framed Rodger Rabbit where humans and Toons live there together?

Imagine the sheer chaos to occur if any Transformers iterations landed on that type of Earth. No one knows who the fuck these giant robots are as they definitely aren't Toons. Meanwhile the bots can't help but be confused by these strange creatures living alongside the organics.

The Toons however see both factions as perfect targets for mischief. Starscream crashing into a wall via a super realistic painting, poor Optimus getting flowers full of dynamite or Bumblebee having multiple 'Kick Me I'm Fake' signs plaster on his bumper by Toon cars. Megatron feels like they landed in a looney bin as he fails to intimidate the 50th cartoon rat on the ship.

This probably lead to kidnapping a human cause no one is making progress when they're constantly getting menaced by law defying entities.

Oh man, the childhood nostalgia is so real here 🤣🤣

Look, the Toons would break the Autobots and the Decepticons. Cybertronians are not strangers to special powers, but beings that regularly defy all sense of laws in such a blase, hilarious manner without one ounce of logic yet yield so much damage?

The factions' respective medbays will be constantly full of mecha with processor crashes and circuit burnout. Soundwave, Prowl, and Red Alert will have to be put into long-term stasis for their mental and emotional health.

You want peace? Or a long-term armistice? Send in Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck as Trojan Horses.

There is no escape from their antics. Those creatures are everywhere.

Land. Sea. Air. Fucking space in a random astro-suit.

(Mechs would be driven mad trying to find who the hell is Marvin the Martian in any database. Including the Galactic Alliance.)

Even Megatron will break.

He will become hollow mech, desperate for respite, and beg for mercy. A new phobia for the fear of the sound of carrots being crunched and chewed would be implemented in their disorders. As well as Daffy's crazed laughter once they can reliably track it.

But the biggest kicker? All the humans would just chuckle or outright laugh at their declarations. Aliens? Really? Are you sure? What's the gimmick?

Many humans shake their heads, elbowing people around them because there's a new joke going around. Apparently, the Toons caught into the mecha anime explosion, so now they have sentient Gundams walking around with an epic battle of good versus evil.

(Que some Americans shouting things in Japanese. Some want to improve or keep up their language skills. Others just want to be dicks. It would be funnier if humans had so much experience picking out the robots in disguise from the Toons' general mayhem and shenanigans.)

The Toons know that those are real aliens but are too delighted by the sheer potential chaos of having fresh meat, ahem, new neighbors.