#character bracket

[successionsmashorpass]

Round 5: FINAL

blog info/background

[fictionallawyersmackdown]

Final Poll. May the jury decide.

[fictional-god-poll]

DEATH from DISCWORLD is the winner of the FICTIONAL REAPER POLL!

I honestly had no idea what discworld was when I started this poll, color me fucking shocked.

Thank you to all who participated!

The next poll will be for fictional Cupids/love spirits. This one’s a bit difficult so I’ll need your help on this one. Reply to this post with character suggestions! The Cupid poll should be up within 4 days.

[sun-n-moon-showdown]

SUN AND MOON DUO SHOWDOWN - QUATER FINALS

[trio-of-all-time]

ULTIMATE TRIO BRACKET: MATCH #35

[blueandredbracket]

The winners of Blue And Red Bracket...

1st place: Sonic and Knuckles!

2nd place: Dante and Vergil!

3rd place: Sonic and Shadow!

Congrats to the winners and thank you everybody for participating!

[character-of-all-time]

hey. competitions? getting too specific. "middle sibling competition" "most unhinged knife weilding bisexual with abandonment issues competition" "biggest left tit competition" ridiculous, all of you. pure cowardice. if your characters are so good they should win against all. they should climb the ever increasing mountain of corpses free of constraints. so, i give you:

the most character of all time competition

no limits. no categories. simply characters fighting to the fucking death in one single glorious showdown, the ULTIMATE battle, as they should have been all along. if your characters are truely strong they will prevail. they will fight as long as they need to. or do you doubt them?

SUBMISSION RULES:

must be a character

must be from something

must be willing to fight for as long as it takes

send them

[relatableblorbopoll]

Round 1 of preliminaries, group 11

The first two places get a place on the bracket

Little reminder: there will be 2 more rounds of preliminaries, the losing blorbos of this poll still have 2 chances of getting in the official bracket

Propaganda under the cut

Mae Borowski (Night in the Woods)

"Spoilers! She's a college dropout in her early twenties, who suffers from untreated mental illness and dissociation and had a complete breakdown at college, causing her to come home. Now she's living with her parents again, but life in her dingy little hometown went on without her. Her friends are adults now - in a relationship and planning on moving to the big city, or having to waste away in a dead end job instead of following their dreams. Mae is the only one without a new adult role in life. She's not great with people either - she's blunt and often doesn't think things through, and in many ways just doesn't get the world of adults. She's also prone to petty crimes and general anarchy. She's kind of lost and purposeless, and trying to find meaning in life by desperately clinging to the past. Her decision to drop out of college probably saved her life, but it's also put her family in a tough financial situation and is viewed by most people as her just thoughtlessly doing whatever she wants. She's also kind of shamed a lot about not having a job or other productive role in life, despite the fact that her untreated mental issues are actually disabling for her. She also plays the bass real bad. Anyway, i love Mae a lot. Playing this game as a college dropout in my early twenties, sitting in my childhood bedroom in my mom's attic, back in my dingy little hometown, desperately missing my old friends who have all moved on to better, resposible things in life... yeah, it felt like the game was pointing dead at me. Given tumblr's general demographic, i figure i must not be completely alone in this"

Shigeo Kageyama / Mob (Mob Psycho 100)

"autistic. likes milk. if we reach a certain level of emotion we turn into a psychic bomb. cool brothers :)"

Barry the Quokka (The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog)

"Their only skill is working the microwave, they're non-binary, when seeing a trash bin their first instinct is to look through it, they're always the most normal person in the room, they can beatbox, and they were only hired due to being the only one who applied."

Kaveh (Genshin Impact)

"In a fantasy world, be a guy with a regular profession losing his goddamn mind. Poor guy has a guilt complex, (so true) and a lot of deep embarrassment regarding his life.(ehe) He just wants to do what he's passionate about but capitalism is evil and also he keeps getting scammed. Claims to not want anyone to know Things, goes into depth about these Things anyway. Is probably most definitely gay. Can be found face down on a table lamenting his fate. Terrible sleep schedule. (HA) He is such a guy. Wants to believe the world is a good place and people are inherently good. And wants to help people and do good himself. It's just hard. [And he has a roommate. Oh my god he has a roommate]"

"He was, and still is, regarded a genius. He aced his Akademiya days, he has the admiration and appreciation of so many people because he is oh-so remarkable. But what for, when reality is that he sits at home depressed and with guilt consuming him, faking the image people have of him, not only broke as fuck but actually in debt, drowning his sorrows in wine."

Yusuke Kitagawa (Persona 5)

"highschooler who wants to spend the rest of his life doing what he loves. is obsessed with art and beauty and it's on his mind 24/7 received help from his now friendgroup to break from his abusive foster father who he still have complicated feelings with had to move into school dorms and am struggling to live independantly since he'd rather spend money and time on his art but he's still surviving and enjoying the good times id say also ends up saying whatever is on his mind and is pretty eccentric. very passionate about what he loves. doesn't want to do anything else."

Nanami Kento (Jujutsu Kaisen)

"Ex-salaryman, now jujutsu sorcerer. During one life-and-death fight, kept talking about how it was almost six pm with is when he is getting off work at 6pm no matter what because he hates overtime. While his opponent repeatedly almost kills him. Normalest adult in this shonen anime. Teen MC: "Let's go all out!" Nanami: "No. Where moderate effort will suffice, use moderate effort." Some of his quotes from the anime: "I studied at Jujutsu Tech and one thing I learned is that Jujutsu Sorcerers are shit! Then I worked at your typical company and one thing I learned is that work is shit! If both are equally shit I'll take the one I'm more suited to." "You've faced several life-or-death situations, but that does not make you an adult. Finding more fallen-out hairs on your pillow, watching your favourite stuffed bread disappear from the convenience store... The accunulation of these little despairs is what makes a person an adult." "I don't praise or disparage anyone. I adhere to facts and judge on that basis. That's who I am. There was a time when I mistakenly believed society operated the same way." "

[blond-jerk-tourney]

3rd place battle!!

tattletale illustration is by u/monkeyjay on reddit

Propaganda from submitters Under Cut

Tattletale/Lisa Wilbourn

The ultimate high school mean girl. Has the super power of ‘cold reads your biggest secrets then hurts your feelings with them’. Grew up rich. Constantly manipulates all of her friends. Is generally manipulative. Is blond. She deserves to win this, 100%

Literal superpower is bullying people. Pissed off a good chunk of the most powerful people in the setting by being targetedly mean.

She's blonde. She's very mean

She is blonde. She is a supervillain. She uses her power to make superhumanly accurate guesses about how to best f*k with people.

TATTLETALE, SUICIDEBAIT HER !

I think of "jerk" as being a level of "unpleasant to interact with because they're rough" as opposed to "awful person", so I've got to vote Lisa on this one.

Spike

He is a jerk. He is Spike. Of course he is a jerk. And he is a walking paradox. He was bad, is bad, but got better. No you can't fix him, but you can love him for his efforts.

[starwarsbracket]

THE STAR WARS BRACKET IS COMING

This has been in the works for a while now, but it's finally here - the ultimate Star Wars characters bracket! Featuring 64 characters from across various Star Wars media, this bracket will determine once and for all the best characters in all of Star Wars!

Round One begins at 12:00 PST on Friday, October 20, and each round will run for one day, so get those votes in while you can!

Good luck to the contestants, and may the Force be with you!

[bestfurryhusband]

[successionsmashorpass]

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more Round 4 polls

[paladin-tourney]

Round 1, Side A - Cassandra Pentaghast (Dragon Age: Inquisition) vs. Kaladin Stormblessed (The Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson)

Propaganda:

Cassandra Pentaghast (Dragon Age: Inquisition)

Cassandra is the Right Hand of the Divine, essentially the sword arm of the fantasy pope. She's also a member of the Seekers of Truth, whose job is to root out corruption within the church... Currently with less than excellent results and methods. When she finds out about the corruption within her own order, she purges the whole thing because she still believes in its ideals of truth, honor, and justice. She also kicks off the events of the game by leading an investigation into the Divine's death and can possibly become the Divine at the end! By and by she's an incredible warrior with a good heart who lives by her creed to the best of her ability, even when (especially when) it hurts to do it. She's not perfect, but she's willing to learn from her mistakes. Also, she's really into trashy romance and is really embarrassed when anyone finds out. I love her so much.

Kaladin Stormblessed (The Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson)

No propaganda submitted.

[fictional-god-poll]

GABRIEL from ULTRAKILL is the winner of the FICTIONAL ANGEL POLL!

Next bracket will probably be the fictional demon poll! That one will be pretty big. Please reply with suggestions for that!

[sun-n-moon-showdown]

SUN AND MOON DUO SHOWDOWN - FINALS

[decadebattle]

Presenting The Mean Girls Showdown Winners!

10th Place: Cleo De Nile

“Talk is cheap, not unlike Toralei’s earrings.”

9th Place: Jennifer Check

"God, Needy, enough with the screaming! You’re such a cliché."

8th Place: Miranda Priestly

"Details of your incompetence do not interest me."

7th Place: James

"Team Rocket may be dirty rotten criminals, but we're not in the business of destroying children's dreams! At least, not yet."

6th Place: Butt-Head

"You're never gonna get your room fixed up like that, and you're never gonna score. You're just gonna sit around for the rest of your life, spanking your monkey."

5th Place: Emperor Kuzco

"Let me guess, you have a great personality."

4th Place: Mandy Luxe

"Nice face, loser! That is sooo yesterday!"

3rd Place: Regina George

"You can go shave your back now."

2nd Place: Brittnay Matthews

“I was just trying to put myself in a coma so I wouldn’t have to listen to the two of you dipshits trying to talk and breathe at the same time.”

And the number one Mean Girl is...

Heather Chandler

“Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"

Congratulations Heather Chandler! Even from beyond the grave, she slayed them all!

And congratulations to all of our Top 10!