This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.
The danger is to the body, and it can kill.
The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.
The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
You can’t convince me these things aren’t radioactive I mean their abilities unravel other pokemon dna at the base stats!
I've mentioned before on here that I've been characterizing my player character in SV as a horrible gremlin child who wants to Commit Crimes. And I think I finally have the perfect profile pic to represent that
Ganondorf and the Yiga Clan are such a hilarious combination to me. He’s very much the traditional Boss Fight while they’re strong, yes, and a solid threat—but also such damn cartoons.
And sometimes it’s a welcome, albeit unusual, change for the King of Gerudo and Demons alike.
And sometimes he has to scare them all shitless, just a little bit, to get them all to Fucking. Focus.
It’s very much “I’ll make a man of you” Disney training montage only it’s for men and women and his army isn’t starting from square one—he just wants them BETTER. 🤣
«New York - 7-31-67 - Andy Milligan's Vapors gets a showing at the Cameo along with the controversial Night Games and the legendary short Un Chein Andalou. Reportedly, this was during Chelly Wilson's run of the theater - the business had several other named including the Playpen, Ideal, Esquire, Cinecitta, and I think the New Adonis.»
I'm in the mood for some mad wholesome Wo-chien headcanons, the grumpy old snail deserves some.
Yes <3
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Wo-Chien is the eldest. The grandpa of all snail Pokémon.
They’re also the tired uncle of the Ruinous Quartet. They know everything about them because, of course, they were once a scribe who recorded stuff about the beads, sword, and ritual vessel.
100% has a photographic memory. They know what every Shiny looks like and can help you pinpoint ones that aren’t so obvious (ie Garchomps and Gengars).
Draining the life out of vegetation is actually sometimes beneficial in the event of invasive plant species or forests being unsalvageable due to wildfires or heavy deforestation.
Wo-Chien’s powers could help “clean up” the mess and start anew while replenishing them with energy.
Looks terrifying but secretly adores baby Pokémon and would fight a swarm of Corviknight to protect a Tinkatink (and they’d totally cradle a crying one ((like in the Pikachu’s Vacation episode with Bulbasaur and Togepi))).
Uses their vines to eat berries. They’re not picky---they’re just grateful to have food again.