#chicken mom

[artfaithfully]

I hope you find Joy today💖✨🐛🐓

[bella-illo]

A little update on our chickens. We now have 3 girls and they are doing great. 

[astrangewoman]

I realize that the last 3 posts have just been pics of myself but I think Chet deserves to have a little spotlight !!! (and so does this dress !!)

[coneygoil]

Our first egg in months!! Because of the excessive heat we had during summer and random illnesses, my flock has not been producing eggs. Only my silkie has laid every once in a while, but even she stopped like a month ago. I was shocked and delighted to find Violet had laid an egg yesterday!

[gallosauruspex]

here they Are

[solar-pxwered]

Johnny Cage says hello 🐓

[ajdouglaswrites]

Chicken cuddles after a morning spent taming the zucchini patch before the heat set in. This is my element: sweaty and dirty after a session of hard work growing food for my family, and loving on my critters. And even got to some writing this evening once the kiddos went to bed. My life is by no means glamorous and I'll never pretend it is. You don't get fakeness from me. Most of my non-winter days are spent in my yard dressed like a hobo with dirt up to my knees and elbows.

Work hard. Stay busy. And keep at it. :)

Ps. Miss Barbara here just has a case of RBF. She's actually the sweetest out of all our girls and loves attention.

[bayoudigitalcreation]

Only 1.25!

[catmask]

what is it about trying to learn health facts or hygeine or body care that after a certain point it tailspins into online fanaticism. why does my mom believe gut health powders meditation and sunlight mean she will never die or age. girl i just want to find a good yogurt brand

[uberchain]

So 60+ GB of TF2 repo files leaked including the official Casters Quarterly magazine witch model and some of your guys’ reactions absolutely warrant this

(Feel free to repost and use whenever it calls for it)

[harmonysanreads]

Recipe - Yandere!Sunday

Ingredients: A Fresh Sunday, Childhood Trauma, Crippling Anxiety, Bone-Crushing Loneliness, Political Power, Unpredictability, Intelligence, Empathy, Blessing of Xipe, A Darling, Salt

INSTRUCTIONS

First make sure that your Sunday is dry of any past romantic experiences. The moisture from romantic experience interferes with the frying process but, if you don't mind getting a few extra burns, feel free to keep it. Now, take a large bowl and start by putting a dash of Childhood Trauma. Close your eyes and pour as much Bone-Crushing Loneliness as you desire, add a good chunk of Unpredictability and Intelligence into the mix. Don't worry about the measurements, just use your feelings.

Now, put Political Power into the amalgam ; you can empty out the entire packet if you really like the feeling of powerlessness. Add the Blessing of Xipe for a twinge of spice and a healthy portion of Empathy so whenever your Sunday thinks of how wrong his actions are, he kills himself a little inside. Last but not least, a pinch of salt because no dish is complete without it. Mix everything evenly and regret not getting a bigger bowl.

So this time, get a sufficiently large pot and fill it to about halfway with Crippling Anxiety. Turn on the heat and bring it close to the boiling point. Take your Sunday and marinate him with the mixture, make sure there's no empty spot on his person. Now, gently throw him in the boiling pot of Crippling Anxiety and wait for about 10 minutes.

You might be questioning why we need to fry him in Crippling Anxiety out of everything? That is because hot Crippling Anxiety will convert Bone-Crushing Loneliness into Possessiveness. Which will then branch out to Jealousy upon meeting the necessary conditions, but trying to identify this Jealousy will be near-impossible due to Sunday's immaculate ability to act (this talent is a byproduct of adding too much Childhood Trauma and Bone-Crushing Loneliness, as such, you don't have to worry about getting it from the store). So, don't waste your time there. By now, some parts of Sunday's Childhood Trauma have probably transformed into Relationship linked Insecurities. Wait for five more minutes and your Yandere!Sunday is crisp and ready.

Feel free to serve him with A Darling anytime — yes, they're the sauce.

CAUTIONS

Be careful when you release Sunday into the boiling pot of Crippling Anxiety, you wouldn't want to splash yourself in that.

Don't be greedy and eat some of the Political Power when you're pouring it in the bowl, it tastes very, very bitter.

The Blessing of Xipe is a crucial ingredient because it'll give your Sunday that unsettling aura. Don't let the shadiness deter you and just buy it.

Don't be too generous with the Childhood Trauma, we don't want our Sunday to be way too dysfunctional.

[mikiviki111]

[coneygoil]

Happy Sunday from me and my boom boom girl, Coffee 🖤🤍❤️

[solar-pxwered]

My rooster is such an adorable little bastard. He's on the driveway watching the hens peck around so I called out to him and said "Hey, Johnny, you're such a pretty boy!" and he got all flustered and fluffed his feathers up and made a happy coooooo sound.

What an ego on this guy.

[ajdouglaswrites]

Feeding my chickens. We had to make a fix to their feeder meaning I was a little late getting it to them so clearly they were all starving to death. 🤣 Love these girls. 🥰

Don't mind my voice being a raspy mess. Had a cold front pass though and that always jacks me up. Also need to get more mulch for their run, I know it's bare in there, we only just finished it right before we went out of town for 5 days.