#choso house husband headcanons

[deathc-re]

just some house husband choso! headcanons

house husband choso! who always has just what you're craving waiting for you when you get home

house husband choso! who listens to you talk about your day while helping you strip from your work attire

house husband choso! who offers to eat it without a second thought when he hears you've had a stressful day. leaving you shivering and gripping the sheets until you have to push his head away from your exhausted cunt

house husband choso! who makes you lunches to take to work and always leaves the sweetest notes for you to find

house husband choso! who spent hours in the kitchen learning to make your favorite dish/dessert just the way you like it

house husband choso! who sometimes opens the door in just an apron and a sly smirk, walking around like normal to see how long you'd last before jumping his bones

house husband choso! who sometimes texts you at work that the two of you will be going out for dinner. only for you to get home and see he's sitting on the couch in deliciously tight outing clothes urging you to pick out a nice outfit.

house husband choso! who sometimes has you take the day off work to take you out, treating you with all the love and gentleness you felt on your first date

house husband choso! who holds his job in the highest regards and wouldn't trade it for anything else

[pixiesndberries]

𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃, 𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐍 —

a small series of Jujutsu Kaisen men as your husband !

☆ OUR STARS : Nanami Kento, Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, Choso Kamo, Aoi Todo, Toji Fushiguro, and more !

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ෆ PIXIE'S NOTE ! : heya pookies I know it's been a while 🙏🏻 but here I am creating another series to pay off the days I wasn't posting so much —⁠ forgive me my pookies 🏃🏻‍♀️💨 we have holiday break so I'm going to grind a lot 😝

NANAMI KENTO, as your husband !

• Nanami is the perfect standard for male wife, argue with the wall —⁠ this man knows how to cook, clean his home, does his own laundry, and mostly basic life skills that most men barely know which is pretty much a big turn on.

Nanami who always supports your decision as long as it doesn't have any bad effects in your life, he respects you a lot to whatever you do in your life —⁠ he thinks that just because you are married it doesn't mean he have full possession on you, though sometimes when you asked for his opinions about your decisions in such situations he isn't shy of what he thinks.

Nanami the type of husband who will always do small and big things for you even though you can do it yourself —⁠ carrying groceries for you, helping you in the kitchen, sending you to your work, helps you clean the house, and goes to the mall with you.

; he surprisingly took the shopping bags form your hands gently "your hands will get numb, this is pretty heavy." he says with his usual tone as he looks at you softly, you can't help but to smile in his small little gestures and gosh it's making her heart melt.

"thank you, kento." you say as you gave him a big smile and pressed a kiss on his cheeks making him grin.

Nanami who is being a worrywart when you don't reply quickly when you're out with your friends late night —⁠

; kento | sent a message.

10:24 pm

kento : just got home love ❤️

kento : what time are you going home?

11:04 pm

kento : love, tell me when you're going home I'll pick you up ❤️

kento : is everything going alright?

kento : kind of worried, hope you respond soon 😅

11:07 pm

kento : please reach out to me when you can so I can pick you up ☺️

kento : I'm worried 😢

you : love I'm fine sorry, we we're drinking just a tiny bit 😭

you : you can pick me up now 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

Nanami the type of husband to use cringe emojis but you appreciate it anyways, he barely use his phone or try to use emojis —⁠ headcanon : he learned using emojis from yuji or gojo 🙏🏻 you find it silly and cute anyways.

Nanami who's phone is always filled with your photos and some sceneries with you in it —⁠ he doesn't like taking photos of himself that much though, he loves taking photos of you and look through it when he's not busy or when he misses you and he's at work.

Nanami when he learned how to use Instagram and he can't stop posting you —⁠ Gojo probably tried influencing him to use social media once and he was like no??? not until one time you took a photo of him during one of your dates and you asked him, "hey can I post this?" and of course he said yes and after that you kept posting him at some times which led him to the idea of posting you as well since he thinks you deserve it too.

; nanami.kento1990

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Nanami who is nervous to talk about the future he wants with you — not totally nervous it's more like when you talked about kids you wanted soon with him he will always be like, "sure I also thought about that." with his usual tone but deep inside talking about it was his hyper fixation and he can't stop thinking about it.

Nanami who never in his life forget about giving you flowers in small or big occasions —⁠

; "happy mother's day." he says softly with a grin in his face as he hands you a bouquet of your favourite flowers, "kento, I'm not a mother yet." you laugh as you take the bouquet from him, admiring the flowers for a second. He never fails to make you feel happy, "maybe soon?" he chuckles then makes his way to give you a hug. "sure." you laughed and happily hugged him back tightly, exchanging I love you.

Nanami who never left by your side especially when you are not okay, he will leave his work for a day or even weeks if you really need him by your side —⁠ he will never get tired of comforting you; if you need a shoulder to cry on? He's there. He can stay all day in bed with you to make you feel better —⁠ take you out in a vacation if that's what you really need or probably do every house chores just to make you rest.

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[rizsu]

the husband and his type of style jujutsu kaisen ⭒ fem-reader.

⤹ list ﹢ nanami kento, toji fushiguro, gojo satoru, choso.

﹙ syn ﹚ headcanons — as husbands, they all have their own unique characteristic.

+ love ‘su: “i thought you hated cho—” 🔇🔇🔇

NANAMI KENTO : the “get dressed” husband.

nanami's a man of his word. you want to eat out for dinner? get dressed by 7:00 p.m. you feel like doing a random grocery run? be ready by lunch, he'll come pick you up.

to nanami, nothing is more important than his wife's wants. having necessary items serve their purpose, obviously, but who doesn't like having their wants satisfied? he can never be one to hold you back from it.

happy wife, happy life. the motto he worships. as a man of tradition, he'd take a sick leave from his job if you wanted extra attention. a spoiler to the bone. whatever you want, just say the word and he'll tell you when to get ready.

TOJI FUSHIGURO : the “i'll make it” husband.

the king of craft. toji not only serves as eye candy for your eyes only, he also serves as your person handyman! whether it's to make, break, fix, or repair, he'll have the job done in no time. give him two hours, a beer, and a hammer.

to be loved is to be seen. for toji, he knows when you wish for something to be added to make daily activity easier. since you often crave snacks during the night, he reworked the nightstand's drawers into a small pantry filled with snacks.

sometimes you like to continue watching your show despite what you're doing. with this in mind, his new project is to either make a space into the shower wall where you can safely place your phone, or make a table for the bathtub when you're relaxing.

GOJO SATORU : the “don't you dare throw that away” husband.

a hoarder. most of the time, the items that gojo's been piling up in his studio are things that no longer serve him any purpose nor value. he simply doesn't feel like trashing it.

he'd run up the excuses that it's there for nostalgia, but if you ask him where or who the object came from, he'd be unable to answer. many times this led to unnecessary arguments. there was a time it got bad to the point he'd place the objects around the house out of pettiness.

this downside has its upside. with his hoarder mentality, you're guaranteed to find something you swore to the heavens you lost. there is always good in bad!

CHOSO : the “i miss my wife” husband.

doing grocery runs alone? he misses his wife. seeing a couple holding hands? he misses his wife. someone holding something that's enjoyed or liked by you? he misses his wife.

it's gotten to the point where if he's ever invited to a boys' night, the sentence “i miss my wife” is banned. if he says it he'll have to clean everyone's vehicle. to them, it's annoying. to you, it's peak husbandnity.

choso depends on you as much as you depend on him. oftentimes he needs a moment alone and you're always there to hold his hand. he's gotten used to such behaviour, so when he's set apart from you, the “i miss my wife” gets wicked.

[bubbles0bop]

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Masterlist

JJK-

Headcanons:

•Yuta Okkatsu Headcanons

•JJK Relationship Headcanons (Nanami, Choso, Inumaki, Hakari)

•NSFW Yuta Okkotsu Headcanons

•JJK men with Breeding Kinks (NSFW)

Drabbles:

•JJK men watching their crush pole dance

•Comfort in Silence (Yuji Itadori x Reader after Shibuya)

•Waking up with Yuta

Black Butler 2024-

•Undertaker x Reader Headcanons

House Husband-

•Tatsu taking care of his wife while she's pregnant

[noritoshiikamo]

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general tags;

writing: jjk

writer block prompts [completed]

sfw alphabets [closed + completed]

nsfw alphabets [closed + completed]

3k main event - masterlist [in progress]

3k mini event [completed]

by series & headcanons;

noritoshi kamo x arranged marriage:

worth my time • favours • game over • bonus: reality vs fantasy

jjk men x professor series:

professor noritoshi kamo • professor geto suguru

choso x house husband series:

morning • here for you • hana

satoru goji x childhood friend:

all • hcs • stairwell • lunch date • happy anniversary

jjk men x kitsune:

noritoshi • choso • naoya • toji

jjk men x nii-chan!:

all • satoru-nii • suguru-nii • noritoshi-nii • choso-nii • yuuta-nii • toji-nii

jjk men x puppy series:

all

jjk men x headcanons:

panty stuffing • sucking titties • stealing clothes • which porn is who

by locations;

—tokyo

megumi fushiguro

jealousy

crush

welcome home

pretty white leash

fluffy critter

the way he enjoys your body

yuuji itadori

car ride

from me, to you (ft sukuna)

puppy boy

nanami kento

work from home

the one time he raised his voice

days of nanami kento

geto suguru

heart & body

senpai

the pleasure game

toge inumaki

motivation

maki zenin

love of mine

gojo satoru

bunny girl

—kyoto

noritoshi kamo

why wont you smile

tied up

wanna be yours

jealousy

little show

it couldnt be that hard

be my daddy

the human and her sun

one am

type of noritoshi kamo

dad!noritoshi

good girl (ft toji fushiguro, ryomen sukuna & choso)

by cursed users;

choso

his little baker

biting

shut up

doctor’s order

job first, love later

good girl (ft toji fushiguro, sukuna & noritoshi kamo)

strawberry dress

ryomen sukuna

good girl (ft toji fushiguro, noritoshi kamo & choso)

restrained

from me, to you (ft yuuji itadori)

toji fushiguro

way down we go

good girl (ft ryomen sukuna, noritoshi kamo & choso)

alpha

two is better than one (ft clone!self)

naga! toji

naoya zenin

no question asked

naoya’s fantasy

his wife

manipulative!husband

[mrsackermannx]

fic writing masterlist <3

attack on titan

levi ackerman

nsfw one shot collection > chapter 1-36 chapter 37+ ongoing

word count: 181.9k

fable— levi x fem!reader slow burn romance

word count: 131.5k ongoing

drabbles— nsfw

christmas in the ackerman house 22’ drabble

levi and your curly hair

levi and pregnant reader

chainsaw man

aki hayakawa

indecisive— aki x fem!reader nsfw one shot

word count: 2.5k

drabbles/thirsts/thoughts

shy but jealous asshole aki

make out sessions with aki fluffy

when you’re overstimulated (aki x neurodivergent reader)

jujutsu kaisen

security— satoru x fem!reader romance (posted only on AO3)

word count: 15.5k ongoing

jjk one shots (nsfw)

gojo satoru

come back to me

tease

bad dreams— gojo x geto

drabbles

husband gojo/ pregnant reader 2.4k

a good deed/ roommate gojo nsfw 2.3k

single dad geto/younger neighbour reader 1.k

sleepy sex with satoru

morning sex with satoru

pottery class (gojo w/ a lil bit of geto/reader)

she misses me (ino takuma)

lies (ino takuma)

after work (fwb/choso)

sfw chef sukuna <33

jjk men and your curly hair (headcanons/vignettes) sfw bonu

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[cursingtoji]

✩ = personal favorite

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Toji

✩ The Hitmen ➳ toji & geto; smut; yakuza au

✩ I don’t smoke unless i’m missing you ➳ angst

Baby One More Time ➳ pimp!toji; smut

What a shame ➳ smut

Morning Sex ➳ smut

Drunk Confession + Forbidden Love ➳ fluff

Predator ➳ smut

first time in your bedroom ➳ smut; drabble

✩ A Mature Relationship ➳ suggestive / fluff; drabbles [part 1] ✶ [part 2] ✶ [part 3] ✶ [part 4]

✩ The House and the Husband ➳ househusband!Toji; smut / fluff (inspired by the way of the househusband)

rockstar!Toji ➳ smut; drabble

✩ Where the JJK men would tattoo your name — part 1 ➳ Toji, Gojo, Geto, Nanami, Sukuna; fluff / suggestive

Brat Taming ➳ Toji, Gojo, Nanami; smut

Weakness ➳ Toji; angst; drabble

✩ Getting a Tattoo ➳ Toji; fluff; drabble

If you break my heart I go date your father ➳ Toji feat Megumi; suggestive; drabble

Favorite Kink? Biggest Taboo Fantasy What Type Of Lingerie does he Likes On his Partner

How Long Does He Last?

Pros And Cons Of Dating Him. Does He Say Sorry First? If He Could Be The Opposite Sex For One Day What Would He Do?

What’s Their Favorite Type of Gift? What does he do for his s/o birthday? How are his communication skills?

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Nanami

✩ Formal Wear ➳ smut

Next-door guidance ➳ virgin!yuuji, virgin!nanami, not-exactly-a-virgin!gojo; smut; headcanons;

Comfort during sadness ➳ hurt/comfort; drabble

domestic night ➳ drabble; fluff

✩ Where the JJK men would tattoo your name — part 1 ➳ Toji, Gojo, Geto, Nanami, Sukuna; fluff / suggestive

Win Nanami Kento ➳ Tennis Player AU; smut

Brat Taming ➳ Toji, Gojo, Nanami; smut

JJK men having a wet dream about you ➳ Gojo, Nanami, Geto, Sukuna; smut

Unpredictable ➳ Nanami; smut; drabble

Wine ➳ Nanami; fluff; drabble

Imagine being loved by me ➳ fluff; drabble

Biggest Taboo Fantasy 

Would He Be Down For A Threesome? If So Who Would Be Invited? + Pros And Cons Of Dating Him

What’s His Opinion On PDA? How Does He Act When He’s Drunk? + Does He Want Kids? How Does He Flirt?

Spank or be spanked? Does he own any sex toys? Stuff he’s into but would rather die than admit it

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Gojo

✩ One Bed + Hate Sex ➳ ex!gojo; smut;

Fake Dating ➳ fluff

Nothing fucks with my baby ➳ ex to lovers; smut; drabble

✩ Lost love is sweeter when it's finally found ➳ reincarnated!au, hurt/comfort; drabble

Royals ➳ fluff/suggestive

Win Gojo Satoru ➳ Pro Swimmer AU; smut

Where the JJK men would tattoo your name — part 1 ➳ Toji, Gojo, Geto, Nanami, Sukuna; fluff / suggestive

Things that jjk men do in bed ➳ Heacanons; Gojo, Geto, Nanami, Toji, Naoya; smut

Brat Taming ➳ Toji, Gojo, Nanami; smut

JJK men having a wet dream about you ➳ Gojo, Nanami, Geto, Sukuna; smut

Grim Reaper!Gojo ➳ fluff

Next-door guidance ➳ virgin!yuuji, virgin!nanami, not-exactly-a-virgin!gojo; smut

Favorite Body Parts Of His Partner

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Geto

✩ Middle Ground ➳ cult leader!geto; smut

✩ Contradiction ➳ cult leader!geto; smut

Savior (part 2 of Contradiction) ➳ cult leader!geto; smut

✩ The Hitmen ➳ toji & geto; smut; yakuza au

Sensei Geto ➳ Heacanons; smut

Where the JJK men would tattoo your name — part 1 ➳ Toji, Gojo, Geto, Nanami, Sukuna; fluff / suggestive

JJK men having a wet dream about you ➳ Gojo, Nanami, Geto, Sukuna; smut

Now we're up against the wall ➳ Geto; angst; drabble

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Sukuna

✩ 1. Sweet Sacrifice 2. Consequences — Devil!Sukuna; chainsaw man au; series; smut

JJK men having a wet dream about you ➳ Gojo, Nanami, Geto, Sukuna; smut

Where the JJK men would tattoo your name — part 1 ➳ Toji, Gojo, Geto, Nanami, Sukuna; fluff / suggestive

I hope your dad cuts you off from the family money ➳ Sukuna; royalty au; suggestive; drabble

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Yuuji

Next-door guidance ➳ virgin!yuuji, virgin!nanami, not-exactly-a-virgin!gojo; smut

Where the JJK men would tattoo your name —part 2 ➳ Yuuji, Megumi, Choso, Yuuta, Toge; fluff / suggestive

How Long Does He Take To Find The Clit? + His Limits Aka Big No No’s + How Long Does He Last?

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Megumi

Where the JJK men would tattoo your name —part 2 ➳ Yuuji, Megumi, Choso, Yuuta, Toge; fluff / suggestive

MilfChaser!Megumi  ➳ smut; drabble

Biggest Taboo FantasyStuff He’s Into But Would Rather Die Than Admit It.What He Does For After Care?

✩ Has He Lost His Virginity And If So When And How? Did He Ever Got Caught Having Sex? How He Acts While Getting Condoms

How Hard Does He Party?

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Toge

✩ Somnophilia ➳ toge; smut

Where the JJK men would tattoo your name —part 2 ➳ Yuuji, Megumi, Choso, Yuuta, Toge; fluff / suggestive

Most embarrassing sex story Kink they tried once but ended up traumatized Would they be down for a threesome, if so who would be invited?

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Choso

✩ Nipple play  ➳ choso; smut

tattoo artist!choso ➳ headcanons; smut

Where the JJK men would tattoo your name — part 2 ➳ Yuuji, Megumi, Choso, Yuuta, Toge; fluff / suggestive

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Naoya

How Long Does He Takes To Find The Clit? Did His Partner Ever Fake An Orgasm? What They Do For After Care?

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[serxeinxx]

Choso as a boyfriend! ; a headcanon ♡

♡︎ 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: Boyfriend!Choso x fem!reader

♡︎ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: none, im new at this BAHAH, FLUFFS!!

♡ 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬!: taglist! ; navigation! ; masterlist!

♡ Boyfriend!Choso— the first time he knows you, he immediately locked on his gaze at you. He felt this feeling like he found someone, not his brothers but this feeling is something stronger than that. He was curious why you made such a big impact on him. Was this love?

♡ Boyfriend!Choso— was surprised of knowing that you are also a first-born child. This was also a good thing, first, he felt the fuzzy and warm feeling in him. And your fact. He was much more drawn to you than he was before.

♡ Boyfriend!Choso— will let you hold him, hug him, and other physical affections that you are showing to him. He was not used on doing it, but rather he wants it to be you to introduce to him the ways of showing affection.

♡ Boyfriend!Choso—whenever you had those days, he will do whatever he can just for you to feel fine and safe. He hates seeing the person he cares about going through a rough time, especially you. Not in his watch.

♡ Boyfriend!Choso— when you introduced your sibling to hum. The moment your sibling bowed to show respect, he started feeling tins of emotions. He would pat your head and praised you for being a good sister to them. Your sibling will be his little sibling too. ;))

♡ Boyfriend!Choso— after teaching him some tricks in the kitchen, he immediatedly made something for you. To the point you you would consider him as your own little house husband. <33

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♡︎ 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐬!:

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[deathc-re]

masterlist!!

! indicates suggestive & !! indicated nsfw

multifandom hcs:

smoking you out !!

cream pies !!

cream pies pt2 !!

phone sex !!

he’s an asshole !

gym !!

sick reader !!

older bf !

house wife

one piece:

whole crew - headcanons !,

franky - mechanic franky !!,

usopp - oneshot !

doflamingo - oneshot !!,

crocodile - oneshot !!

jujutsu kaisen:

geto - ghost face geto !!,

choso - x afab!reader !!, house husband !, drabble !!

yuuji - drabble !!

yuta - yandere head canon !!

megumi - drabble !!

my hero academia:

shigaraki - october

aizawa - a good stuffing !!

fat gum - headcanon !!

angles of death:

zack - gn reader, male reader !!

black panther wakanda forever:

princess shuri - lemme take you home !!,

namor - relationship imagines !

spider man (across the spiderverse):

hobie - head canon 1 !!, head canon 2 !!

moon knight:

marc spector - drabble !!

demon slayer:

inosuke - request !!

cod:

könig - head canon !!

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[keiruvieg]

so i watched ep.24 of jjk and let me just say i had no idea who choso was and now i cant stop thinking about him. could you write hc's for him? thanks!

red moon

random Choso headcanons!!

a/n: i've been waiting for this😩😩 HE LOOKS SO FINE IN THE ANIME LIKE SIR? i didn’t put any manga spoilers either and just put in some hcs i could think of. this is so random i didnt classify it also so umm yeah

-uhh hcs with a lil bit of scenarios ig

warning: there’s some grammatical errors please forgive me for that

word count: 976

First of- his voice I DIDNT EXPECT IT TO BE THAT DEEP- but his morning voice just hits different darling,imagine a deep but also rough voice? And the way he calls you in the morning to😩 it'd be so deep darling.

"Goodmorning bub" his voice resonates the room. It feels so good waking up to this guy "Goodmorning Cho" u smiled at him. He gets up out of the bed while rubbing his eyes. You just looked at him with so much admiration. " How was your sleep?" He asked you while rubbing his chest through his shirt."'twas good" you smiled at him which he gladly returned to you

heart eyes

He smells good tho!!!!! Like idc if he's a death painting or someone who come out of the curse womb but he smells really good!! Idrk how to describe it but yall know that musky smells with the hint of chocolates in it-i cant help but imagine he smells like tht

He likes bLACK COFFEE I DONT MAKE THE RULES-you always make sure to prepare him some too specially when he's really tired.

"Cho! Welcome back" your voice really reached him once he entered your shared apartment. He smiles really gently at you. "Im back darling" he says walking directly to you-towards your livingroom in which you make sure was clean and you really made sure that he got his coffee the moment he comes back. "Darling?" He called out to you "Hmm?" " Thank you" he directly said once he heard you hum in which confused you but at the same time warmed your heart. The two of you just bathe in each other's warmth in which a routine for the both of you whenever he gets home.

You!! Make!! Sure!! You!! Do!! His!! Hair!! Everytime!! If it aint you- he doesnt want it. Just the way your gentle hands brush on his hair with much caution not to hurt his scalp just make him melts so much he loves it

He loves your clips, he just find it amusing

He probably cracks his fingers and neck a lot bitch tht so hot

he! HAS!! DEFINED!! ABS!!

sad to say he always wins at uno games, he's really good with chess too!!

Man's really smart- being the oldest must've been hard to him because he needs to make decision not only for himself but also for his siblings to looked up too

Lovesss pet names!!!

He once heard it when he was prob roaming around

Now he calls you darling,bub,honey,baby.

Really good at deep talks too

He probably viewed alot from his 150 years of existence and just like to talk abt it i thought its really cute

Really reallyyyy protective

This man doesnt like to yell at all

Lots and Lots of patience

(being the older sibling kinda gives him that)

His sleeping position varies from him looking like a dead person to him facing a side to him having his arm in his eyes while rubbing his stomach and lastly to him laying on his stomach

He either wakes up early or late, no in between

Really really caring (prob an older brother intuition)

Loves chocolates!!

There was this time you made him chocolate milkshakes and he fucking loves it,now he ask for that everytime

As much as he loves coffee- he cant say no to hot chocolate either

I feel like this guy knows how to bake🤩

He once wear a gray sweatpants and a plain tshirt with his hair down aND YOU CANT HELP BUT STARE AT HIM THAT TIME AND HE JUST LOOKS BACK AT YOU AND YOU GUYS JUST GO ON WITH A STARING CONTEST

His hands are really big, but at the same time really rough

But this guy gives me gentle vibes

Swears alot!!

Prob just some basic fuck,shit,damn it when something doesnt go his way. AND HE ALWAYS SAY THAT WITH A LOW VOICE

You once offer him a tongue piercing- and he just looks at you bewildered

HIS LAUGH IS SO SOFT YET SO FUCKING LOW ITS SO ATTRACTIVE

This man knows how to paint nails too!!

You prob ask him if he wants to cut his hair and he was like sure ill do it but you felt guilty abt his long hair so you'll just be like no❤️

This man is so mature to the point you cant even argue with him anymore

He prob likes to read at some point when he isnt doing anything

He doesnt like swimming at all he just doesnt find it fun

Kinda seeing him liking alcohol too

when..u..ask..questions..he..raises..his..one.. eyebrow..or..he..hums...

Dandelions by Ruth b. kinda gives me relationship vibes with him because he’s so caring and that song suits him so well

He’s a decent cleaner also, expect him to have your apartment//house clean

love language will always be physical affection and reassurements!!

he’s a really good friend too!!

he’ll probably be the one to know all your problems first soo yeah

this guy is a good listener too

he probably hums or sing you to sleep

just imagine a very low voice singing to you

movie nights with him are the best!!

he likes fries alot too

like any typa fries that any fast food can offer

ketchup? ketchup

you gave him a ketchup tshirt one time

he wears it whenever he’s home now

i feel like he like fall the most( the season ok)

and summer too( the type to just chill around and not swim yeah that)

overall this guy will probably the most sweetest person you can think of-the bestest of best friends-most reliable person-most hottest person too-this guy fits the brother//boyfriend//husband//friend type alot so yeah he the best i love him

[velnoni]

I adore the jogo being a housewife, XD.

So what about Noritoshi Kamo (the one from Kyoto) and Choso being house wifes?

housewives series | jujutsu kaisen editon

fandom: jujutsu kaisen

characters: noritoshi kamo, choso

tags: headcanons, fluff, mention of stalking

buy me a kofi?

Noritoshi Kamo

Take his housewife duties very seriously. Even a speck of dust is unacceptable. You can expect the house pristine clean whenever you come home.

Thinks you're after the money that comes with his namesake for a very long time.

I would have to say he's a bit punctual at times but understandable about your work schedule. He appreciates it beforehand if you tell him you won't be coming home so he'll know not to stay up late waiting for you.

On the rare occasion you'll find him beautifully asleep on the couch. He'll deny it if you ask if he waited for you.

Kind of a brat but not in the way you'd think. He gives playfully but snarky replies about your disheveled appearance or maybe simply pokes fun at the things he exceeds you in. And he does in such a polite way which is weird. He tries to hide that smug grin of his face but he ain't fooling nobody.

Regarding kisses he doesn't mind them. He strikes me as someone very fickle so the mood will have be right. Kissing his Adam apple or his jaw will make him nuzzle into your hold.

Due to his strick upbringing he isn't fond of public affection and he might come off as cold to outsiders but you know he means well. One time you held hands in public and it was a good 10 seconds later he pulled away.

Never exactly said the words "I love you" but shows great affection towards you. How'd this marriage happen? Either arranged or he stepped out of bounds and married outside the clan. He seems to be one that judges a person's character based on first appearance and knowledge either prior or told down the grapevine. End of the day you have to prove in your own way that you're worthy of his hand in marriage.

Likes a good book to read.

On the rare occasion you're both home you might flirt with him a bit. Call him your beautiful wife, toy with hair, kiss the nape of his neck just to see him turn scarlet. It's a dangerous game you're playing. He's quite a reserved man but pry him enough and he'll open up to you.

The guy was a shitty ass cook till he practiced. He refused to be anything but perfect to his partner and you have no say in the matter.

You never caught the man slacking. Ever.

Really likes when you comb his hair. But you also like to watch him comb his own hair. He looks like a beautiful princess. He looks more beautiful when he opens his eyes. At night time you two play footsies surprisingly.

Lastly he carries a picture of you everywhere he goes. Whether it's at the supermarket getting items for dinner or walking around the neighborhood he keeps you close in a small locekt. He doesn't speak about you in public but he finds himself liking you more.

Choso

*slight manga spoilers

Stalker wife? Stalker wife. You don't know it but he follows you to work to make sure no one tries to kidnap you. You tell him time and time again that you can take of yourself but he proclaims that as your wife it's his job to protect you. It's kinda cute.

How'd this happen? He isn't fond of humans to begin with, so your attitude or way of thinking is what caught his attention. He likes a person who thinks outside the box. Yuji probably introduced you two.

Easy to get jealous. If you talk to someone he doesn't know and y'all look a little too close he gets extra quiet for a few hours. It's like cracking a box.

In the start of the relationship he doesn't trust you that much and keeps his distance. Why were you so fascinated in him? But you kept persisting till you won his heart over. He still remembers how you slipped the ring on his finger rather nervously and when he told you he was fully human you said you didn't care. It was those words that actually made him cry with a stoic expression.

He looks up everything he can on how to be a perfect housewife. So catch making stuff in the kitchen and failing multiple times. He'll ask you how it taste, what he should add etc.

Sweeping allows his mind to drift off. To think he'd be in such a domestic reality is a shocker. He wonders if his brothers can see him.

Yes he wears a black apron and he doesn't mind wearing long dresses or skirts. They're comfy either way.

In general he's a very quiet person that tends to speak his mind. In public he keeps you close to his side at all time.

At times he is a bit worried of accidentally poisoning you even though he's great at controlling his ability so he holds off on close quarter contact.

Likes shopping and finding outfits for you to wear cuz he dotes a lot. Like a good housewife he waits for you to come home and embraces you with a gentle hug (he ran back home after stalking you for a while).

Finally you absolutely love it when you kiss his palms the way he can't make eye contact with you for hours straight on. He's still adjusting to all this.

He seeks revenge still. So your beautiful husband with his hair down and body posture completely vulnerable goes to your aid for skinship. Even though it worries him about the poison in his body you tell your wife to relax as you stroke his scalp.

He truly loves you with his cursed heart. Neither of you said the word but you don't have to.

[21u004]

lifetime / geto suguru / april 5th-24th, 2021 / jjk headcanons

geto suguru who was once actually a professor at a university, until he had a family of his own and decided to be a house husband to take care of you and his little family, and now owns a small flower shop at the corner of the street beside the bakery you loved to buy bread from.

when suguru makes bento boxes he makes the food into cute characters for mimiko and nanako

suguru lets you step on his foot and leads the dance if you can’t

geto suguru and choso the boyfriends that would silently watch you dance and sing to taylor swift’s song as an attempt to relive your younger years with a soft smile one their faces and have no intention of letting you know that they’re there until you notice them yourself.

bonus: sings and does little dances with you once you do, maybe cooks something along the way and even does stupid stunts with you and showers you with kisses once the song finishes and continues

slow dance with suguru in our small sunlit kitchen full of flowers and love while ‘so this is love’ by ilene woods and mike douglas plays in the background.

slow burn pining with single dad!florist!geto suguru where ur a new regular at his flower shop and so he starts sending u ur favorite flowers and comfort food that he and miminana helped him make.

suguru likes watching cartoons bc he took care of miminana who’d watch them whenever they’ve got nothing to do

suguru’s the type of guy to take off his coat and put it on ur lap if it’s cold and/or ur uncomfy wearing something short

suguru sees you sad over a failed cake and laughs at first and threatens you that he will eat it even if its not done yet and eats little pieces at the corners until you cry and only then will he finally comfort you what a little bitch

[mrskurono]

uuu!! def the fushiguro family!!

two kids with megumi, kaguya and kyouma !!! we spend the holidays with toji n tsumiki ( bc they live w us lol typical asian stuff ). nobara and itadori come too, but they’re most likely coming over to play with the kids and destroy eat their gingerbread houses. megumi would be the one forced to wear matching pjs w the entire family ( including toji! ) bc me and tsumiki love that idea but both of them dreaded that haha. the holidays would be so festive n super chaotic!! i would drag the family out to lots of picture taking, skating and outdoor activities where toji would rather be caught dead than doing ( he loves us tho lol ). so much christmas shopping!!! me and tsumiki are buying for like everyone we know ( except gojo he can just get a pair of hot cheeto socks, not wrapped lmao ) when christmas comes we would have a christmas family in the fushiguro house, panda would dress up as a reindeer, maki being the meanest elf ever and santa would be inumaki 😭 safe to say the kids would have def cried at how mean maki was saying theyre on the naughty list and won't get anything for christmas. they then declared shes one of the worse aunts and cried to megumi and tsumiki abt it bc ngl i would be laughing. they would also whisper to toji saying "why is the reindeer black and white? does uncle panda know that wearing a red nose and reindeer ears still makes him look like a panda?" we would also have a cookie decorating contest, toji's was just straight up gore with the red frosting and crying face, not to mention he ate an arm off!!! maki didnt participate girl just ate it. itadori's was ok, super basic and added hair to make it look like jennifer lawrence? no one knows how panda did it just it looked like an elf. inumaki was decent, he actually did it right but he put a mask on the gingerbreed man too-- megumi and i helped the kids but when nobara said it was stupid and ate their cookies by accident they definitely cried

I literally can't decide what's funnier, Gojo getting a pair of Cheeto socks (that flat out you know that bitch acts like they're Gucci quality flashing in everyone's face) or that it would make more sense for big ol' Panda to be Santa but intstead it's lil 5'6 Inumaki with a white beard on saying "salmon roe" with the kids on his lap 😭😂 At least Panda can talk but he's gotta be Rudolph probably bc he begged for it 😂😂😂

Toji gives this air of "I'm going to piss off my son but I love my grandkids and the cool ass person my son married soooo time to piss Megumi off doubly during the holidays" Is Yuji the saving grace during the Holidays? Is that why your husband hasn't committed murder? Maybe his sister is the secret? Maybe Tsumiki threatened Megumi with murder if he does anything? Maybe everyone besides Panda and Inumaki have been threatened with murder during the holidays so everyone is on the best behavior to make it magical for the kids 😂

I'm still scream laughing at Gojo and the fucking socks

Lets be honest it's what cranky Gumi deserves during the holidays and the matching pj set is the least of this mans worries.

Hmm I haven't thought of my jjk selfships in a while...so lets go with Choso! My big sweet baby of a man curse <3 He likes Christmas. I just know he does, lights, food, family, this is where Choso shines. And I have a pretty close knit family so that makes it even better for him. In laws who? As far as he's concerned my side is just his side. As for the kids...he does dress up like Santa for the boys. He really tries but has zero Santa lore and just turns into both his sons telling him how Santa is really and Choso nodding like he's taking all their critiques very seriously (bc honestly yeah he is, he's fucking taking mental notes to up his Santa game)

Send me your self ship family/holiday headcanons!

[lovenona]

alright.. my dearest author Adele,

first of all how ya doin?

second

i think we need to organise a bit here xD

soooooo

the artist au and commie ones exist in the same plane right? that's one universe

then theres house husband sukuna and his endless rivalry against cat gojo that is also one universe

and then we have dilf universe with dad toji and itadori jin.. not to confuse with househusband sukuna

but TECHNICALLY that dilf univers can co exist with artists universe especially if we are talking about their past

HOWEVER professor toji is then a universe that is COMPLETELY separate from artist au and dilf au right ? or not?

AND THEN THERE'S SKATER CHOSO were those he belong or is he his one au ?

we need like a graphic or something at this point

could you imagine tho house husband sukuna and artist sukuna existing in the same universe and artist sukuna is just mostly househusband sukunas retelling of his youth... househusband sukuna with an art degree?

tho with baby yuji it wouldn't work right? ... let's keep it with dilf au and artist au

i think i just confused myself

anyway that was a short ramble from moi

sincerely

-your very confused rambler 🌼

this did actually make me sit down n think i wld make a venn diagram if i wasn’t so lazy skjsaksj but here’s how everything sits in my head !!

COLLEGE/MODERN CINEMATIC UNIVERSE(S):

artist sukuna + commie gojo + skater choso all roughly exist in the same plane (give or take a few headcanons) and could arguably attend the same university – it’s sort of like a venn diagram where they are unique in their own ways but can meet up in the middle if you wanted them to 

professor toji (specifically office hours toji) exists on his own plane of existence because he is so god damn toxic <3 although if we were to consider a softer version of this he cld exist in the regular artist-verse but for now he’s just his own entity 

DILF CINEMATIC UNIVERSE: 

itadori + toji exist in the same dilf universe and are typically neighbors or family friends in my mind. itadori has two kids, yuuji and sukuna, and toji has megumi (see: soft toji sunday) 

househusband sukuna/gojo cat exists in his own thing separate from itadori because in the other dilf-verse he is one of itadori’s children. he’s more like a way of the househusband type and does his own thing, although dilf toji can exist in this universe too if u wanted him to