#christ master

[namarikonda]

Jesus showing off his top surgery scars to the boys (John. 20:27)

[kbsd]

john and gale in stalag luft iii // "violet hill" for @swifty-fox

if you love me, won't you let me know?

[bakudekublogblog]

not to be dramatic but hori literally out did my own self indulgent wish-fulfillment fanfic with the whole “rest of our lives speech” like I knew that sounded so romantic, and it is, because I literally wrote that line for bakudeku and I intended for it to be romantic

like hori really is just showing us bakudeku fanfic writers how it’s done

[ultipoter]

A pokemon masters screenshot redraw that got Way Out Of Hand. (and I insist on posting this as a redraw, I feel the original context is Important)

Also, I finally remembered to record my process of drawing this (and then some :^D)

[eldritchminmo]

Day 10: Monster

I know that it is not Ingo that came home. It cannot be Ingo, he is wrong. I do not understand why no one else cannot see that. He does not talk like Ingo, and he does not act like him. But everyone - even Elesa! - seem to think that it is normal. That he is home. He is not home though. He is not Ingo. I do not know what he is though... but he is definitely not human, or even a Pokemon. Why does no one believe me?

i was gonna draw my eldritch!emmet for this (very late) day, but i ended up listening to the Magnus Archives again.

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

'im not attracted to Austin butler' i say, yknow, like a liar

[rogers-attic]

who wore it better

[7pleiades7]

Virgin and Child (after 1508) attributed to Master of the Scandicci Lamentation (Italian, 1469-1543), oil on panel, 86 x 65.4 cm, The Museum of Fine Arts, Boston

[imasexypotato]

John: look Gale, I'm not slut shaming you but....

Gale, confused: ....??

John: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you!

Gale: All I did was smile at a soldier

John, walking away: YOU WHORE

[karaviav]

been thinking abt the great inquisitor lately

[zaycheese]

Hm? Oh yeah creating a powerpoint about the timeline of every Lord Huron album, and the Arg's was a good idea, yes I'm making a slide for every song, yes I'm going to be doing this for the next three days, no know one whos what the fuck the lonesome dreams timeline is, ye-

[streetfarterturdstrike]

These booths are big enough to seat three people at least but Ryu and Luke are both manspreading so far one sides half taken up and Ken’s having to sit with his legs crossed LOOK AT HIS FEET

[theactualsunshinechild]

Fontaine archon storyline still has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and try to make Mr. "Genocide on a Whim" Childe a Christ figure by somehow trying to sacrifice him to the primordial sea for the sins of all of Fontaine

That's definitely not the plan, but it would be very funny. I love the concept of making completely un-christ-like characters into christ stand-ins.

I just keep thinking about how much opportunity they have to pull off something very biblical here with the whole "born with sin" "flood to cleanse sins" "literally building Noah's ark" "statue of the seven technically holding a cross" "passing final judgment only belongs to one entity" shit they have going on.

The entirety of Fontaine so far is so full of Christian references, whether intentional or not, that they could absolutely Christ-ify Childe if they wanted to! They're like, halfway there, they just need to sacrifice his ass and bring him back to life and they'll check off bingo.

I would be so grateful if they literally killed and revived him. can you imagine how much extra MC level Angst TM they could stuff into this man?

I love giving my most pathetic meow meows the hardest battles.

plus the added moral quandry of "is it right it to kill one guy to save our whole country even though he is not Fontanian and is blessed(???) by the primordial sea whale thing (pure of their inherent fontanian sin, kind of a son of god equivalent moment)? Is it right to do even if he isn't exactly a good person?"

And then of course the fact that the vast majority of the people affected by this decision would probably say yes, hesitantly or not. Like, if it were a guaranteed fix to the prophecy, there is no doubt in my mind that Arlecchino would be willing to nail Childe to the metaphorical cross herself AND cover it up to his family.

Neuvillette would probably consider it unjust, but could maybe potentially be swayed by the weight of just how many lives would be saved vs One Dangerous Criminal argument. (A Christ and Pontius Pilate reference? Childe WAS arrested and tried and found guilty for a crime he didn't commit by a guy who was unwilling, but forced to pronounce him guilty).

Wriothesley would be against the idea of sacrificing someone legally under his care, but if it's that vs everyone else in the fortress??? He would rather it was himself, as hell bent on fixing issues thrown his way as he is, but the man doesn't even know if he's Fontanian or not, he doesn't have the same circumstances surrounding him as Childe does to even offer to stand in his place.

Basically, if it is a guarantee, sacrificing him is simply the most practical choice that most people would make. In fact, out of all the characters we have in Fontaine, I think only the traveler might even bother truly standing up for him to the very end, because everyone else is very Personally affected, since it's their own lives on the line as well.

And that would be heartbreaking

The ANGST of Childe looking around him and seeing no one in his side in the face of impending sacrificial execution would shatter me into pieces.

Oh god, can you IMAGINE a cut scene of Childe being the first person to be sentenced to death in Fontaine in over a century and desperately looking around and meeting the traveller's eyes and we fucking grit our teeth and look away? Can you IMAGINE?!

That would break me.

Anyway, I don't think they'll do it since that's just not how Genshin writes, but it sure would be a missed opportunity.

[maul-of-shame]

""""Qimir"""" in Episode 5:

[johnslittlespoon]

i mean. happy pride!

[granstromjulius]

Master of the Aachen Altar