#christmas morning

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[mylifeingotham]

Batfam on Christmas morning

Bruce- Okay kids open your presents one at a time

The batkids- *Literally sprints to the Christmas tree*

Jason- Here bro, a gift from me *hands Dick a present*

Dick- Aw thanks man *opens the present to reveal another layer*

Damian- Father, you got me a sword? *excited Damian noises*

Tim- A tracking device? Thanks Dad

Dick- *still unwrapping the gift Jason gave him*

Jason- Wow Bruce, a new gun? Thanks, I’ve been needing one ever since *somebody* threw my old one into an explosion

Damian- I did it and I’m not sorry, come at me Todd!

Jason- That sword is gonna be-

Alfred- Master Jason!

Dick- *still unwrapping* Jason how many layers did you put?

Jason- Bruce, you should open the present we got you

Bruce- You guys got me a gift? You didn’t need to. *opens the present to reveal a framed family picture* Thanks kids. *happy batman noises*

Dick- *finally reaches the end of the present* Okay- you- got - me a - a flying Graysons poster? Thanks dude

Damian- I expect you all got Titus a gift too?

Batfam- *not wanting to die* Totally

Cut to an hour later- *Damian trying to fight off Tim from putting a tracking device on him with his new sword*

*Jason is testing out his new gun by putting an apple on Dick’s head and shooting at him*

*Bruce and Alfred watching them*

Bruce- Here’s a present Alfred

Alfred- You really didn’t need to Master Bruce

*Alfred unwraps it and reveals it to be a shotgun*

Alfred- Thank you Master Bruce! Just what I’ve been looking for

Bruce- Alfred, please don’t kill anyone with it

Alfred- I won’t *smirk*

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