Let me explain this outrageous title. I wholeheartedly believe that this man is amazing and he can wear whatever the hell he wants, I would still smash and I know I'm not the only one. He can pull off any look (well, almost, but we'll come to that).
Also, apparently, we all collectively share a single brain cell. I woke up and thought that I need to make a poll to know you guys' opinions on our beloved Schneider's fashion choices because I'm really curious. Then I log on just to see this post on my dash. If it's not telepathy, then I don't know what it is. It is all written in the stars, guys, I don't make any rules.
So, I present you a collection of Schneider's seemingly most questionable looks. Take your time, choose wisely.
1. Schneminem
2. Mohawk
3. Nu-metal look
4. Emo boy
5. Velvet suit whimsical t-shirt white loafers combo
6. 'Straight up from a poorly written rom-com' look
7. Pornstache™
Also summoning the CEO of JFC church @samshinechester for help and opinions ✨
Look at me. Listen. It's good that they look like they're pushing 60. Do you know why? Because they're pushing 60. Let's not mourn that six men in their late 50s don't look 25 anymore when we could be celebrating (and drooling, ngl) over how they look now 💜
Aging is a privilege and a miracle and it is beautiful.
Scott Christian Sava's art has inspired me for a very long time and in honour of me starting a new sketchbook, and since Rammstein lost for the 90s music alphabet day 18??? I must take things into my own hands.
That's better. (also the best stickers ever, oh my god rzk kills me every time)