You must excuse me,
My Flesh Vessel
has mutinied and is now committing unspeakable acts of violence against me
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My parents when pregnant with me (probably): We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl. We just want a healthy child
Me: *is none of the above*
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I love to seeing my friends prosper but I wish with all my heart I could join them.
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Made a meme for people who relate to having chronic migraines/headaches
Where my peeps at?
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When took more ibuprofen than usual and suddenly reality becomes 1080HD and brain starts BRRRR
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Them: How're you doing?
Me, Internally: The sheer act of standing here is taking a monumental effort. There is a wall of excruciating pain that stretches from my shoulders all the way to my knees and no amount of struggling will allow me to escape it. An assailant is constantly attacking me, whom I can never evade, because it's my own body.
Me, Out Loud: Oh, you know! Can't Complain!
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When a new doctor asks for a brief description of my medical history
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