#clark kent

[hollis-art]

they can be best friends. they can be lovers. whatever they are, i am rooting for them

[frownyalfred]

the worst part about Bruce doing the whole “this isn’t you 🥺” song and dance with Clark is that he’s kinda right? this really isn’t how Clark is, deep down. like he actually really does need to snap out of it. and unfortunately the best way to do that is still for Bruce to get choked and/or tragically disappointed in his vicinity.

[superbat-love]

Bruce Wayne found himself in the midst of a hostage situation at a charity gala, calmly biding his time to slip out of the zip ties on his wrists. However, when he noticed a fidgety Daily Planet reporter beside him, he discreetly pushed the man behind him, ensuring that he would be the one chosen as bait for the Joker's scheme instead. Without drawing attention, Bruce pressed the emergency button on his watch, waiting for the right moment to act.

In a bid to lure Batman out, the Joker opted to throw Bruce off the roof. As he plummeted, Bruce was caught mid-air—just as planned—but not by the Batman that he expected.

As bullets whizzed by them, Bruce realized something was off. The man holding him was larger than Dick, the grappling gun he used wasn’t standard-issue, and the Bat costume—riddled with bullet holes—looked like something someone might cobble together for Halloween.

The Batman impostor carefully set him down on the rooftop of Wayne Enterprises. “You’re safe now, Mr. Wayne,” he said in a voice uncannily similar to the modulated one Batman used.

Bruce, momentarily forgetting to maintain his usual oblivious act, stared in disbelief.

The fake Batman shifted awkwardly, fidgeting with his cape. “Uh… if we ever meet again, could you maybe pretend we never met, and that this never happened?”

Livid didn’t even begin to describe how Bruce felt. He was seconds away from scolding this random civilian for impersonating Batman and putting himself in danger, but instead, he managed a dry, “Sure thing, Batman.”

Bruce grimaced as the wannabe Batman flashed a grin, gave a friendly wave, and leapt off the building. He soared towards the horizon, only to suddenly remember he needed to use the grappling gun. He fired it haphazardly in a random direction, fumbling to correct his flight path.

“B, are you there? I just saw you being carried away by another Batman! Are you okay?” Dick’s voice crackled through the comms.

“I’m fine, Nightwing. What’s the situation on your end?”

“I’ve dealt with the Joker. But… who was that guy?”

“A meta who completely disregarded my ‘No Superheroes’ rule in Gotham. I’m going to find out who he is.”

As Bruce scanned the rooftop, something caught his eye. He stooped down and picked up a tie—one with a pattern he distinctly recognized from earlier that evening.

“Never mind,” he muttered, a hint of irritation in his voice. “I know exactly who this guy is.”

[ky-landfill]

[gravygranola]

you can thank freddie himself for being stuck in my head all day and dragging this out of me against my will

[teendramas]

CLARK KENT — 4.03, Facade

[kal8elle]

By @ sunnnliwx on xTwitter

[misselesava]

SMALLVILLE | 05.06 EXPOSED

bonus:

[zeearts]

i caught up with the show and ohh,,, 🥺🥺 they're both so cute

[artlyloser]

[ID: Two triangle panels. One of Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent and one of Superman and Batman. In the first, Bruce is smiling and resting a hand on a slightly surprised Clark's shoulder. Behind them is a party in gold. Superman is holding out his hand in greeting with a smile. There is a simple cityscape behind them in purple. END ID. ]

Day 1: Identity Shenanigans - First Meeting It's Superbat week!! <3 @superbatweek2024

[frownyalfred]

How do you think Bruce would react when he realizes that he really does have the Superman wrapped around his finger? Like this is one of, if not the strongest man on Earth, at his beck and call. Like yes he is Batman, and is cautious about literally everything, but as hard as he may try, he's still human at the end of the day. So knowing that Superman is whipped for you? Yh, that would get to my head instantly.

I think he 100% overthinks it, doesn’t fully trust it, but then deep down, a very human part of him is relieved that finally, for once in his life, when he’s at his very end and cries out, there might be a response.

[theocddiaries]

Bruce: I cannot believe you laughed! Clark: I am sorry. You know my weaknesses are children cursing and old people rapping. Bruce: Clark, we have to tell him it's a bad word. Clark: No. That just gives it more power. The less we make of it, the better. Bruce: Okay. Let's just pretend like it never happened. Clark: And maybe it-- maybe it didn't. Maybe we- Maybe we misheard. Maybe he said "truck" or "duck." Or "luck." He could've said "yuck." [AN EIGHT-YEARS-OLD DICK ENTERS THE KITCHEN]. Dick: B, can I have some ice cream? Bruce: No, honey, if you're hungry, you can have some fruit. Dick: Fruit? F*** Clark [Laughs] Dick [Laughs] Bruce: I have two children…

[homokommari]

superbat week day 1 identity reveal

[somewherefornow]

“I promise I won’t let it end like this.

I’ll find a way to fix this. You don’t die here. You don’t.

I don’t care what that monster did…We need you.

Clark, I, uh…”

BRUCE WAYNE/BATMAN & CLARK KENT/SUPERMAN in JUSTICE LEAGUE VS GODZILLA VS KONG

[colossrat]

Bruce wayne and Clark kent having a relationship kinda silly. Just small dates after interviews with lovely talks about anything, like weather or the people of gothan/metropolis. They can spend hours just yapping

And on the other side we have superman going feral when batman flirts with Clark

Superman: I-- HES DATING!!!

Batman: I still have a chance

Superman: No you-- WHAT?!

Batman: He already broke up with lois once. That new playboy is just a fase

Superman: He really likes that playboy!!

And batman fully knows that clark and supe are the same person. He likes to play with him and receive confirmation that he is a good man

Another day, Batman appears to save the night and finds Clark as Clark protecting some civilians, and he go very flirty mode, but Clark DONT fuck with that

Clark: Thank you for saving us, Batman. I am very happy that i can go back to my BOYFRIEND who is the PRETTIEST and SMARTEST of the WHOLE Gothan... Batman: You are welcome... Want me to take you home first?

And bat tries to pull a seductive smirk, only to make clark go red angry wanting to go back for his bf to talk shit about the bat even though they are friends

I would love to read a fic like that, idk if already exists

[littlefankingdom]

It's funny how in fanfics, people write Clark giving parenting advices to Bruce, when in the comics (see: World's Finest: Batman and Superman) and other media (see: Young Justice), Bruce is the one giving parenting advices to Clark, and he is always very serious about it.

After all, Bruce has been a father figure and mentor for longer and more kids than Clark. Of course he doesn't need to call Clark for help to learn how to take care of his kids, Clark is the one calling Bruce for help when he has an issue and Ma Kent is busy.