#clark kent

[cherrie-blue-s]

I'm not sure if i like the design, what do you guys think?

Anywaysss superbat!

[frownyalfred]

Martha named him! She didn’t name him first, but it was the first name he knew. And it isn’t the only name he knows now, and not the only one he’s known by. Aghhhh identity stuff drives me insane. insane.

[vodrae]

Jason: B ? Dick jumped off the Wayne Towers roof.

Batman: What of it ?

Jason: He's the only one wihout a cape. And I may or may not have taken his grapple battery.

Batman: IS HE OKAY ?!

Jason: If it wasn't for Clark his last words would've been "I'm a squirell!".

[meteoriteric]

NO, BUT I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE

It’s always “evil Superman!!!!” this, or “villain justice league!!!” that.

I want an AU of villain! Bruce who’s absolutely dog-shit at being evil.

Firstly: The worst thing he can think of doing is not donating to animal shelters or charities . immediately feels so guilty he throws up.

Secondly: The second a child cries because of him, he’d freeze up. Stand like a statue, unmoving and petrified. No more evil, but just today.

He ends up helping the city by accident more often than not, and to his immortal disappointment, Gotham loves both the Bat and Bruce Wayne.

“alfred come look at my evil plan”

“Yes, sir, “ Alfred is very indulgent. He does his best to pretend it’s actually good. “ ‘Don’t say please to the barista’. Getting bold, are we?”

EVERYTIME He and Clark meet and Bruce monologues about pulverizing him to dust, Clark (and the League) looks at him like this:

“I can make him worse,” GOOD FOR YOU!!! Clark can make him into his malewife and adopt his 7 evil sidekicks who actually know how to villain. Especially the little one.

[wellzofyouth]

Life could be a dream

[frownyalfred]

So what I'm hearing from that quote is, to put it unromantically, Superman has a competence kink. Lana is a social butterfly, Lois is a fucking-Pulitzer winner, Bruce is fucking Batman. Yeah, I can see it.

Each one sees the next person Clark dates and goes "fair enough" and then has to go lie down for a little bit because what do you mean he keeps managing to date up every single time? Poor Lois is a pulitzer prize winner, how do you go up from there? But then Clark had to go snag a billionaire secret-genius martial arts master who's on a level she can play at, but never linger in for long. And she can't even get drunk and tell her friends Clark is dating some ugly skank now.

[alien-linkm]

Image refference + draw of the selfie under the cut

I havent posted in a whileee havent I, you know how artblock is ;b

[timdrakealways17]

Tim: I discovered who Batman is

Bruce, acting shocked: who??

Tim: it’s… CLARK KENT

Damian, watching from afar: I know we all agreed weed would help Drake calm down.. but this is..

Jason: more importantly why is Bruce playing along?

Dick: I want to hear more about this theory

—-

Meanwhile in Metropolis:

Clark, reading the newspaper, cup of coffee: did someone call for me?

Lois: no? Who do you think did?

Clark: this is going to sound crazy, but I think Tim thinks I’m Batman and is unaware of Bruce’s identity

Lois: ok.. while you ponder that can you do the dishes?

Kon, also listening in, pulling Lois aside: I want it on record that I did NOT supply Tim with weed

Lois:

Kon: and that I would NEVER do so

Lois: I will offer you ten seconds to find a better hiding spot for your stash than under your bed

Kon, running off:

—-

This was the last time Bruce was convinced to allow Tim to consume substances based on a slideshow that Tim had created.

[idksomethinggay]

Clark: Bruce, you seem stressed is something wrong?

Bruce: I know you have mentioned wanted kids in the past, is this still true?

Clark (a little confused as to why his boyfriend is asking him this): yes…

Bruce: I know we didn’t talk about a when. But how would you feel about having a kid sooner rather than later.

Clark: Are you pregnant?

Bruce:

Clark:

Bruce: I took in a 9 year old foster child.

Clark: That’s…

Bruce: I know this was a big decision and I should have consulted you first but he needed a home and…

Clark: Bruce.

Bruce: You don’t have to be involved at all. You didn’t sign up to be a step parent, that’s a lot of responsibility…

Clark: Bruce.

Bruce: I understand if you want to break up. I made a huge life decision without talking to you first…

Clark: Bruce.

Bruce: Not to mention we have only been together for a year. It’s way too soon to talk about co parenting.

Clark: Bruce!

Bruce: Yeah.

Clark (placing his hand on Bruce’s shoulder): I would love to meet your kid. I want to be as involved in his life and you and him want me to be.

Bruce: You’re not mad?

Clark: I trust you and I love you. All you have proven is that you are the kind, caring man I knew you were.

Bruce: Are you free for dinner tonight? Dick had a presentation today about his hero. He picked superman. I’m sure he would love to show you.

[witherby]

You just wrote about Girl Scout cookies and it made me imagine mouse as a little girl finishing selling her cookies after one trip to the watchtower

Flittermouse is not a girl, but they would make an adorable scout of some kind!

Mouse, warping to the watchtower with a stereotypical wagon full of cookies and a cute little uniform: Uncle Clark!!

Clark, zipping to them in a second: WHAT'S WRONG — ohhhh my stars look at you! What are you doin' little sugarplum!!! :D

Mouse: I'm selling cookies! Gimme money please!

Clark, actively snapping photos: Absolutely. I'll buy whatever you want. This is fantastic. When Lois and I eventually decide on a time to have kids I'm getting them a uniform just like yours.

Mouse: Yeah yeah that's great, uncle Clark. How many cookies do you want!"

Clark: Two boxes please!

Mouse:

Clark:

Mouse: Only two? :(

Clark: oh no

Mouse: I came all the way up here to sell my cookies, uncle Clark. I came here first so you would have all the options. :(

Clark: oh my god

Mouse: It's okay. I'm a little tired so I didn't wanna walk all around the dangerous streets of Gotham, but... :'(

Clark, knowing Lois is about to kill him for running up the credit card again: I'll take them all. Every flavor. Do you have more than one wagon? I'll take that one too.

Mouse: YAAAAY THANK YOU UNCLE CLARK

Clark, later, getting chewed out by his wife and surrounded by a mountain of cookies -

Lois: YOU GOT SWINDLED BY A SIX YEAR OLD

Clark: Ok but you didn't see the outfit. Look, honey.

Lois: HOW COULD YOU BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE AS TO — oh my god

Clark: Oh my god, right?

Lois: Are they selling any more?

Clark: laughing

[blueboybot]

Mooom stop, You're Embarassing Meee

Part 2

They were in the Watchtower now, having decided it was a better for them to talk to the Ghost King there, away from prying eyes and people.

Although Conner thought he was playing it off cool anyone with super-hearing could hear how fast his heart was beating, from nervousness or excitement they weren't sure but one thing's for certain is that they were about to get answers.

The Ghost King was set to arrive in a couple of minutes so that gave everybody some time to prepare. Most of them were tidying up while the magic users were grilling into everybody what and what not to say or ask at risk of enraging their guest.

Superboy felt his presence long before his superhearing caught the swish of the familiar red cape.

"Soo... Mom?"

Conner presses his lips together, refusing to meet Clark's eyes, he shrugs but the movement is barely visible.

"Were you planning tell me?"

"Well.. yeah, I mean.. eventually."

A moment of silence passes by.

"Did.. did you go.. looking for him?"

"No.. he was just.. I ran into him on the mission regarding the rampaging necromancer who was trying to summon an army of undead to take over an island he claimed was rightfully his. "

"The necromancer? That's.. that was three months ago, why did..." Clark pauses, he realises why Conner didn't tell him.

Conner's still avoiding his eyes.

Clark sighs, "I.." Conner's shoulders stiffen.

"I'm sorry, I didn't..." He places his hand on Conner's shoulder, which prompts Conner to look up at him for a moment, before shifting his gaze to the wall behind him.

"I'm not mad, I'm just...confused. I thought... I thought we were doing okay."

Conner opens his mouth but doesn't speak for a moment.

"Hey.."

Conner looks back to Clark.

"Talk to me bud, I want to listen."

Conner's shoulders fall.

"I just.. didn't know how you'd react I guess. I was just.. scared."

Clark doesn't respond for a moment, Conner looks away again. He moves to step away, but he's stopped when Clark drags him into a hug. Conner stiffens again, but almost immediately melts into it. He presses his face into Clark's arm.

Clark sighs again, and when he speaks, his voice is muffled by Conner's hair.

"I'm sorry Con.. I am. I should've done better. I should've been better. You deserved better. I wish you would've felt like you could tell me. But.. I'd love to hear about him now.."

Looking up at the man he can now comfortably call his father Conner opens his mouth to speak, wanting to share alll the things he has been up to with his other parent, but before he could utter another word a green portal appeared right there in the conference room.

It's appearence captured the attention of every hero in the room who assumed their positions, giving the portal their full attention. Whatever Clark wanted to know he was about to find out right now.

[Part: 1 Here]

[dailydccomics]

World's Finest cover by Adrián Gutiérrez

[tsbdhdndj]

Double date at the theme park! 💞🥰🎡

Requested by @anyspirit!

[crewman-six]

If ever there was a better time for this, I don't know when that would have been.

[why-i-love-comics]

Superman: The Last Days of Lex Luthor #2 (2025)

written by Mark Waid art by Bryan Hitch, Kevin Nowlan, & David Baron