#cleverly disguised

[doverstar]

was today years old when discovering that the eleventh doctor wears leather trousers. his trousers are made of black leather. Black leather with the ends rolled up and I. have no idea what to think-

[jevilowo]

SO one of Sniper's character descriptions (either the one on the website or the wiki) claims that he spent his time before the gravel wars as "a tracker of dangerous game". On top of that, we know that comic 4 confirms he's about thirty in 1973, and so would have been hired at about 19/20 in 1962.

This almost seems to imply Sniper’s first actual assassination job was the gravel wars, and before that he only hunted animals. Thinking about it, that actually kind of explains stuff about his character!

In Meet the Sniper, Sniper is DETERMINEDLY professional, and won't shut up about how actually it's a Great Job and he has Ethics and a Moral Code and STANDARDS! Meanwhile in the game he's a lunatic who yells slurs at the enemy team and pisses in jars.

If we look at this erratic behaviour, one's first thought is "man they really went and retconned him for his trailer lol". If we look at it again, with the assumption that he only just started killing people like a month ago (the meet the team vids are Very Early on the timeline), it's giving

"gamer boy who has to say erm achtually gaming doesnt cause violence it improves motor skills and creativity every three seconds and then in the next breath wishes death upon whoever suggested gaming could possibly have negative effects on people"

Imagine. You are young and just got this pretty cool albeit questionable job sniping and this fuckass director and your dad have the gall to SUGGEST sniping is not in fact a good job mate?? LAY ON THE FUCKING CHARM! Tell them all the wonderful things about killing people for money, and erm achtually everything they say (youre not a crazed gunman and you dont have feelings!! Jeez).

And once they've buggered off go back to your regularly scheduled piss throwing. Who cares. It gets the job done. Get rekt.

CONCLUSION, he's sillay. And he's way more jaded in the lore comics because he's older and wiser and his parents are dead :( And he now has the maturity to genuinely stick to his moral code (as seen when he kills the classic sniper immediately and only berates him afterwards for not being professional - polite, efficient, plan to kill yadda yadda).

[troutlawyer]

Having executive dysfunction is so fucked up I feel like a little girl in a movie who has a magical friend that keeps causing mischief but conveniently disappearing once the parents show up. Got my ass saying “it wasn’t me! It was—what?? I don’t understand, he was RIGHT HERE a second ago!” Like come the fuck on

[throwawayasoiafaccount]

question: how can you adore elia when she’s barely a character?

we do not know enough about this character for her to even have stans.

stanning elia is illogical at best, completely delusional and very concerning at worst.

because what even is it that is being stanned and adored? your self insert?

[moocha-muses]

[magicalgirlartist]

[ID: 2 sticker sheets. The first has a yellow background and features a bunch of different forms of Kirby: regular, yo-yo, hammer, fire, fighter, beam, ice, sword, and UFO, as well as Bandana Dee, Meta Knight, and King Dedede. The second has a red background and features Ghost Trick characters, including the black cat, Lynne laughing with the caption "Ha ha! I died again!", Sissel leaning forward with a surprised face, Ray the lamp with the caption "This fucking lamp made me cry," Missile labelled "Top Pomeranian," and a trio of stickers reading "Odd girl." "I agree." "Me too." End ID.]

Some sticker sheets I've made recently :3 the Kirby one actually sold out at Pretty Heroes this year so I decided to make another one with the Ghost Trick one! Thank you to my local public library which has a Cricut machine for free public use ;_;

[Commissions open!]

[spellmage]

current coping mechanisms for dealing with the reality of trans healthcare in the uk include:

looking at the wait times for first appointments with the nhs (bad idea) (it’s years) (the clinic is not accepting referrals)

researching private options again (bad idea) (i cannot even begin to imagine affording this right now or any time soon)

watching abi thorn’s ‘i emailed my doctor 133 times’ for the millionth time (if i say it’s for catharsis it feels less like shouting into the void)

yearning

anger (self explanatory)

becoming even more incentivised to pursue transition (despite the agonies) because at least it’ll be my own personal fuck you to a government that wants us miserable or dead

[blackjackkent]

The fact that I am sitting in a title office like a grown up, waiting to talk to a lawyer and a notary like a grown up, to buy a house like a grown up, and sitting here writing baldur's gate fanfiction while I wait feels like it sums me up in a fairly succinct fashion. XD

[thepringlesofblood]

aziraphale being shit at lying but getting away with everything anyway makes so much more sense during the fucking hilarious ass bildad the shuhite scene where gabriel not only doesn't give a shit but doesn't think it's possible for anyone to lie to him. like. i got it before but now i get it get it. the whole job extended flashback storyline is just so perfect.

[soldiertransgender]

@blushft CALLOUT* / INTERVENTION - STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT MPREG.

your behavior is UNACCEPTABLE. it all started with the pregnancy au; wouldn't it be funny if barmey got pregnant? and the kid was mr beast, or something? hahaha! what a funny joke! we can laugh and never talk about it again!

no.

you see. this was the slippery slope. into the hungry jaws of mpreg.

the au got serious . jimmy calhoun is an established character. there is not only joke art, but actual art. said art is not included on this post for obvious reasons but is easily publicly accessible on ian riley's blog. putting aside how strange it is to make an mpreg au of your own youtube series, the audacity you have to EVER take this au seriously.... god. i hope barmey gets hit by a car.**

now . maybe, the pregnancy au is excusable. maybe, the Drama and Emotion and Tragedy of it all, when you ignore barmey naming his son after mr beast, touches your heart. however it does not excuse the events that FOLLOWED.

THE BUGGY INCIDENT.

invoked by my. horrible mistake of sharing my thoughts. user "mitchell 'the freaker' shephard" is me, user "BENADRYL EATER" is ian riley, other names censored with color for privacy.

the message in the middle is not the current focus of the conversation, but further proves my point.

after this, i went on to suggest the worst example of my premise i could think of: buggy mpreg. buggy is info_player_start's barney calhoun counterpart, created by tumblr user adrian-sheppy (not tagging because i am embarrassed).

and you. YOU . you just HAD to . you COULDNT RESIST drawing this. i will, once again. NOT BE INCLUDING THE IMAGES. but you had to go and draw, not just one, but TWO IMAGES OF BUGGY MPREG. THAT CROSSES A LINE.

at some point, you need to look at yourself in the mirror, and realize you've gone too far.

but NO!!!

we had to have a fucking CHANNEL for this!

WHERE YOU WENT . AND POSTED BOTH THE BUGGY MPREG, AND THE BUTTERMIND MPREG AGAIN!

ITS TIME ! TO ! STOP!

i am calling on my followers to LASER BLAST this man until he STOPS POSTING MPREG!!!!!!***

LEGAL DISCLAIMER i did not talk to a lawyer before making this post.

[archivestarlyht]

disguise self in bg3 is so weird bc it’s classified as a polymorph (?? at least on the wiki ??) as opposed to just being an illusion like in 5e since i guess they didn’t want to make a separate alter self spell ??? also i wish you could mimic npc enemy appearances for infiltration or ambushing purposes. like that seems like a reasonable use for it.

[kittyclowns]

just two guys being bros

[ad-hawkeye]

summer splash global announcement is so funny cause i’m seeing how many people want surfing artem and i feel like that one does he know picture ik not everyone plays tot for like story but for the ones that do good luck soldier 😭

[dragonbleps]

Also my poor mom almost got scammed big time by a company that promised that she'd be able to work from home and make hundreds of dollars a day. Her work is tearing her body apart so she's desperate enough to believe it, while also not being tech savvy enough to know when she's installing something bad on her phone/computer

Thankfully she had dad (kinda sorta works in security at his job and is very tech savvy) with her from the beginning, and even HE was beginning to believe the scam guy until it was suggested he put an app on the phone that offered basically remote access, which dad looked up and was like "Absolutely not". Then looked up the company the guy said he worked for and the FIRST thing that comes up is warnings of a scam ljkshdfg

[taldigi]

[iolite-moodboards]

my brain feels like if you put a banana in a blender and set it to low and just let the nana be slowly beat up by the blades