#clown.txt

[h-doodles]

I am NOT beating the allegations abt being immune to the propaganda (Miranda's GAYgenda)

n e way.

when she. when. when you—

😌🍑✨️🍑🫶🏻 MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW 🫶🏻🍑✨️🍑😌

[holywaterzzz]

hello i would like to remind people of the existence of this video

[space-spooker]

I have more Gortash thoughts and analysis to post actually.

The reason Gortash doesn’t have a monstrous form like Ketheric and Orin is because Bane is. well. This.

Bane is very human in appearance compared to Bhaal and Myrkul, which I find very interesting. I think it’s in part because Bane is the god of something more “human” (or in the context of DnD humanoid I suppose?); hate, oppression, terror. All are things that affect a person in life instead of death.

Also, his “big form” is based off his Steel Watch, something that he uses to exert his oppressive rule over the city. A very good embodiment of Bane’s tyrannical hate and oppression.

Just food for thought on why Gortash doesn’t have a sick ass monster form.

[kix-mm]

Before & after Charlie’s disguise was revealed

@inkydoughnut gave me the suggestion! I haven’t drawn these two in forever

Remember horror clowns? Murder clowns? Well in this world they’re a very real, and very much known about thing. These creatures are not human, they are ACTUAL monster clowns. All out for flesh. What they consider fun usually is morbid in the eyes of humanity. They are especially dangerous to those with a childlike mind. Spreading both laughter and screams across any town they enter.

Charlie was one of these monsters. Infected with the spores while still in the womb… making him rip his was out of his mother which lead to her death. Now he only has his father, who also got infected, but still managed to keep a sliver of humanity… whenever he does manage to grasp back those small moments it’s usually to grieve the loss of his wife.

Harold on the other hand, is human. That works in the circus. He’s well aware of these monsters. But somehow never suspected Charlie to be one, even if his friend was rather odd at times. Like the fact that Charlie never went out of “character” and always wore his face paint… or that Charlie seemed genuinely disappointed when he saw Harold out of character. Or the endless amount of stunts Charlie could pull without a drop of sweat. That Charlie was always so close to telling him something but could never build up the courage to just tell him. The list goes on…

So imagine Harold’s surprise when Charlie was finally forced out of his disguise… there was a lot of panic, screaming. Running. And Harold ran too, hiding the best he could. But it didn’t take him very long for Charlie to find his friend…

The two once inseparable friends… now looking at each other with such worry, grief… they both knew things wouldn’t be the same from then on… it took 6 hours to calm Harold down, and another whole day before he would say something to Charlie. The first thing he asked was why he had joined the circus, to which Charlie responded that he just wanted to make people happy without hiding what he was.

[kdelarenta]

idk about y'all but i can't wait for the twc villains to get personal, i can't wait for people to die, for hard choices with terrible consequences, i want it to be dirty, i want it to be nasty...

[freakyzoids]

the mcyt sexyman polls have pitted flower husbands against each other. so here’s some pro-jimmy propaganda fic!!

warnings include: blood, injury, and major character death (but it’s minecraft so they just respawn)

It had been many hard battles for Jimmy to get to this point. Having to go against some of his friends to climb the ranks was not the easiest thing for him to do. Yet, he persevered to reach the top. That was until he found out who his next opponent in the brackets was— Scott.

He was beside himself at what to do. Scott was one of his closest friends, an ally and confidant, hell they were even considered husbands. How was he supposed to go against him?

“Jimmy!” he heard a voice call out. The blond turned around to see the teal haired man running towards him.

“Scott!” Jimmy smiled at the other, waving at him. Scott seemed to be of no threat so he assumed this would be a brief interaction before the main event.

“Congrats on making it this far,” Scott congratulated, smiling warmly at the other.

“Yeah! You too. You’ve been killing it in the polls, mate.”

Scott nodded slightly as he looked over Jimmy. “Kind of messed up we have to go against each other, huh?”

“Yeah but it’s just like MCC, right? Just a friendly competition.”

Scott paused for a moment before reaching for something behind his back. “Hey Jimmy?”

“Yeah?” the blond asked, taking a tentative step back.

“No hard feelings, yeah?”

Jimmy’s instincts kicked in as he dodged backwards away from the blade. Scott used that to his advantage as he moved to trip the other, slicing in calculated moves.

Jimmy yelped as he kicked Scott, rolling away in the brief opening and scrambling for his own weapon.

“Scott what the hell?!” he cried, blocking and parrying shots. Jimmy looked into Scott’s face and saw nothing but coldness in his eyes.

“The people want me to win, Jimmy. They know I’m the better sexyman between the two of us,” Scott stated calmly, moving back slightly to look for an opening.

“Only because you’re bribing them with content!” Jimmy cried.

“Everyone is doing it, Jimmy. Making empty promises to get ahead. I at least plan to deliver on them if I am crowned the winner.” There. Scott made a swipe for Jimmy’s abdomen, slicing through his thin shirt. Jimmy hissed in pain as he pressed a hand to the wound. Nothing too deep but it would definitely be a problem.

Jimmy lunged at Scott, cutting a few hairs as he charged past him. Scott huffed as he went to touch the area only to be shocked at the warm blood near his ear. How had he—?

There was no time to think. They were locked in battle now. Fighting for their lives as they so often did for a certain pesky bird’s enjoyment. Any bonds they had were shattered as they traded wounds.

“We don’t have to do this, Scott!” Jimmy cried between panted breaths. He was bleeding badly, but he wasn’t going to go down without a fight if that’s what it took.

“We were destined to fight the moment we were cast into this game. You had to realize that, right?” And he was right. There was no way they wouldn’t have had to go against each other in this duel. Whichever gods had put this together knew and were probably cackling in their towers.

Jimmy sighed as he thought for a moment before finally lowering his sword. Scott looked at him tensely, trying to see if the other was playing a trick on him.

“I’m tired, Scott. How much longer are we going to have to do this? To betray our friends for some… some petty title that means nothing outside of this place?” Jimmy shook his head as he crumpled slightly in on himself, sitting on the earth. Scott raised an eyebrow at this, slowly walking forward.

“It’s not just the title, Jimmy. There’s a whole legacy of prestige and—“

“To hell with the prestige!” The man blurted out in anger, turning to look up at the other. Scott flinched back instinctively, tightening his grip on his blade.

“I just want this to be over. So we can go home and be back to normal. Don’t you miss home, Scott?” Jimmy looked up at Scott and the man would be hard pressed to say his heart didn’t melt a bit at the look in Jimmy’s eyes. Perhaps this is why so many people claimed he was pathetic and sad. Like a cat caught in the rain.

“I do,” Scott finally answered, quietly as he kneeled in front of Jimmy. “I want to go back to how things were just as much as you. I miss being able to hang out with my friends. I miss the flowers we grew together. I miss… I miss you, Jimmy.” There was a softness in his voice as he carefully adjusted Jimmy’s hat.

“Then I don’t think you can really blame me for this, can you?”

“Wh—“ Before Scott could react, he felt the cold pierce of metal in his body. The breath left his body as he looked down to see Jimmy’s blade buried deep into his abdomen.

“No hard feelings, right, Scott?” Jimmy asked with a sad smile.

Scott couldn’t help but laugh in shock as he felt himself disappearing, being called back to his home. He shook his head with a smile, allowing Jimmy this victory to move forward.

“No hard feelings.”

[clownszine-moved]

Sales for limited physical copies and digital copies are live! I will only restock the physical copies once they all sell!

[gendertheftauto]

i watched dune pt 2 in imax and it was a fucking banger but i was also sitting there like this is going to be such a commercially and culturally successful film in the west. a movie about a white guy’s interpretation of space islam. meanwhile we’re seeing an intensification of the dehumanization of arab muslim people and the genocidal consequences thereof in real life. someone will express this better but it just doesn’t sit well with me

[clownspores]

Boyfriend today.........!!

[party-parade]

Me when I make the most heart wrenching comic ever but I can't post it because it's not finished

[frogofthewilde]

i have begun to fall down the clown husbandry tumblr rabbit hole and i gotta say. what is going on down there

[h-doodles]

@blood-red-ocean thank you for inspiring me so suddenly with your chat, now i'm choosing to be a :3 and show it to everyone <3

oh if the ROs remember their good ends with MC but she's with Miranda and the loops have stopped and MC DOESN'T remember you know it's gonna be an absolute angst pining mess.

• Bela's heart has been taken away and the spell reinforced but she cannot, she WILL NOT forget the MC she had loved. But this one? Oh, it hurts to see her so willingly blind, to see her tormentor living what was supposed to be HER happy ending. But MC is happy, so there is nothing she can do but to let her go and work on the restraints holding herself prisoner instead.

• Cass' is taken aback. It took her MC to learn what love truly is and she is READY to start winning her back, until she sees the empty expression in her face which bore no familiarity. And the fact that she isn't into theater the same way you were before? OOP.

• Daniela is broken. You became her rock and she was yours and you were away and happy and everything was wonderful for so many years and then???? you KNOW her emotions are gonna be fucked up. You guys actually got the most time together. And now it's NOT going to happen because you're happily by her side.

• Alcina takes a double take when she remembers what you shared, and the way she resolutely broke her bonds against Miranda FOR you. WITH you. But this? You willingly being in the cult, being Miranda's prized feather, being Eva's other mother? Well, there is nothing left to do... but to do her work.

• Angie is at first, understandably upset, but honestly I feel like she's the one who bounces out quick, bc what can SHE do against Miranda? And she has her coping strategies (however DANGEROUS) and I see her going back to that kind of crutch. But at the same time, she remembers the softness between you and promises herself to be better about it... at the very least. It's what you promised each other, after all.

• Donna's RABID. You know her possessiveness for what she deems hers is absolute, and that she's one bad day away from losing her tightly held sanity. It CHAFES to see MC with Miranda, to see that in the end, she has been left behind... AGAIN. She takes solace in Angie and definitely goes back to being a hermit, but at the same time... well. WELL.

• Miranda's... well. Miranda. This isn't an ideal situation, but she has MC secured. You are hers and she is yours, but sometimes she can't help but give you a reminder... and as well as a reminder to everyone else who covets her precious little feather.

[holywaterzzz]

holy shit,,

[space-spooker]

So, I've seen a weird amount of Astarion fans (mostly on tiktok) be weird about people enjoying Gortash when the two characters are...oddly similar? I'm not just saying this because they're both evil aligned men (obviously Astarion can be changed a bit as you go but I mean initially and ascended). Both characters are victims of prolonged abuse, both mental and physical, and are/were corrupt figures in Baldur's Gate's political system. Obviously Astarion's role as a magistrate didn't have as much power as Gortash's, but he was still a corrupt political figure. One of his rulings affected the gur people enough they jumped him and it lead to his death. I do think most people hate Gortash more because his choices as an antagonistic character directly affect a person we care about and can even be (Karlach). It's much more personal than Astarion's offenses against the gur. In the case of ascended! Astarion, I really don't see how he and Gortash are all that different. Yes, Gortash still has more political power, but Astarion is just as if not more controlling than the guy who's the chosen of the literal god of tyranny. In conculsion, I feel like if in all of Astarion's torment a god had answered his prayers, and it had been Bane, Gortash and Astarion could easily swap places. However, Gortash chose to keep the cycle of abuse going while Astarion has the narrative choice to put it to an end.

[clownonmars]

hi im @magecastle now :-)

[kdelarenta]

the bridgerton trailer just dropped, and i'm SHAKING. LIKE ACTUALLY. my girl look SO GOOD.