And we've waited such a long time
for a chance to help our own kind
Please come on and toe the party line
fake album cover-ish thing for one of my fav pulp songs <3
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How tall is Bay OP compared to the TFP bots & cons?
I just imagine TFP Megs having to look up at Bay OP, scared shitless as Bay OP glares down at him like he just insulted his carrier. Bay OP bitch-slapped a Dinobot (Grimlock) over twice/three times his size like it was nothing, he would destroy TFP Megs.
"In my universe, I ripped your head clean off your shoulders. And that was when I was missing an arm."
Imagine if they met Bay Megs too... :0
I was going to sit here and make a joke about how Bay! Optimus was so much shorter than his Counterpart and Megatron in TFP! Because I when I was first researching it I saw he was about 22 feet tall compared to their enormous 30’ and 32’ feet… but then I found sources saying Bay! Was 28’ or that TFP OP was 35…. DOES ANYONE KNOW THEIR CANNONICAL ACTUAL HEIGHTS???? Am I just blind???? Do I not know how to research??? Does anyone have an official chart???
Anyway, Bay! Op IS the goat when it comes to violence no matter what size, but I had such a funny image of him being a smidge taller than bumble and looking UP at Megatron saying those same things and still getting that same reaction. AND THEN Megatron- if he ever found out about his Bay! Counterpart would have to deal with the fact that he had a stint where he went mad in the middle of Africa with transformer organic babies (????) and ended up stranded on earth with little to nothing anyway being hunted down by three different organizations so Dude is pressed to say the least. I feel like Bay! Megatron doesn’t have that same dog in him like TFP Megatron does tbh.
Now, if Bay! Op was taller….. It would be like facing a dark ronin of death leaving a path of destruction in his wake. Yikes.
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nicki is giving cersei lannister tbh, & not in a good way. not even show cersei, book cersei
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Everytime i think abt eating/not eating my stomach threatens me to rip it out of my chest and watch the fluids leak onto the floor as i watch the intestine squirm trying to escape my body and grasp on its flesh tissue
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Looks like Hunter was visiting his dad again before their trip to Camp David...
Love how they try to blame this on tourists. You know all those tourists trying to bring coke into the White House 🙄🤣
Couldn't possibly be one of these revved up Neoliberal McMansion Class staffers
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Top 3 drugs and what britpop song to match with them?
i know this is you DEA. you'll never take me alive
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I wish I were a rat in the rat park
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My sexual fantasy is a friend with whom I can listen to music
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if you ever hear an old person get nostalgic about "government cheese", they're talking about that time when Ronald Reagan put cocaine in the nation's Velveeta supply so that he could defeat the USSR with an army of Grilled Cheese Super Soldiers
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Cocaine Bear (2023) was more true to the story of Pablo Escobear (rip) than The Social Network (2010) was to the story of Mark Zuckerberg
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