#cod incorrect quotes

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Price: Ok now that I have your attention- Ghost: You do not have my attention Price: Y/N Ghost: You have my attention

[chaosandmarigolds]

Simon, wasted: sometimes I feel like if I become emotionally vulnerable with the people I love they’ll leave me because they realize I’m not the person they thought I was

Reader, equally wasted: I think…I think if you were emotionally vulnerable I would marry you

Simon:

readers:

Simon: so when I was ten-

[writingfromasgard]

Ghost: how can you eat those?

Reader, eating hotdog: hotdogs? They're good

Ghost: they have 2% human DNA in each hotdog!

Reader: 2% is a drop in the bucket compared to the 100% I swallowed last night.

Price: goddamnit, doll..

[witchthewriter]

Gaz: Soap and Y/N are missing, can you find them?

Simon: What, do you think I have them microchipped or something?

Price: Well, do you?

Simon:

Simon: Yeah, hang on.

[avaleigh16]

Y/n: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Gaz: Several traffic violations.

Ghost: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Soap: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Price: Also, that’s not our car.

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Y/n: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Ghost: ... Your what?

Y/n: My friends.

Soap: Are they saying “friends”?

Price: I think they're being sarcastic.

Gaz: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Y/n! All of your friends are in this room.

Y/n: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Y/n: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Ghost: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Gaz: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Price: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Y/n: If you want my advice-

Gaz: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill Ghost. Multiple times.

Y/n: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he also tried to kill me.

Ghost: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

[neoarchipelago]

On mission

Y/N: *taking out a knife* every room can become a panic room if you give me just a fucking minute...

Soap: I'm scared LT... LT?

Ghost: I'm horny.

[ragingbookdragon]

Laswell: This is the team I want you to be a medic for.

Y/N: This hellish nightmare of a squad?

Laswell: They’re not that bad.

Y/N: I have a twenty-seven year old who has an inferiority complex because he’s the youngest man here, a Scotsman who likes to have constant pissing matches that end with him speaking a language no one understands, a living Halloween decoration with so many issues I would be here for hours explaining them, I have nothing negative to say about Farah and Alex, and a grumpy old man who thinks he’s a DILF but I don’t really think he inherently knows what qualifies being a DILF but I don’t have the heart to tell him.

Laswell: Well…Farah and Alex are wonderful.

[blingblong55]

therapy, maybe? -Simon Riley

R/N: we're dating, of course I'll ask to wear your clothes

Ghost: we're dating, of course I installed tracking apps in your phone so I can see where you are at all times because I'm afraid my enemies are going to kidnap you

R/N: are you being serious?

Ghost:....no it's for the video *camera cuts*

R/N: we're dating, of course I love when you get sick so I can baby you

Ghost: we're dating, of course I gave you that necklace that has a tracker in case you realise you have tracker on your phone and the necklace also has a camera and its not because I don't trust you but because my family was killed and now I fear you're next

R/N: Simon- *camera cuts*

[eiraeths]

soap: [tracing ghost’s face] your bone structure is so nice

ghost: thank you?

soap: kinda giving my bone some structure

[yjhariani]

[About to be sparring hand-to-hand combat]

Y/N: It's not too late to back off, Ghost

Ghost: I was actually expecting you to be the one to back off.

Y/N: I'm not scared of you! Your tank top don't even distract me.

Ghost: *tilts his head in confusion*

Y/N: Shouldn't have said that.

[kimjun]

Ghost and you walking towards the kitchen where the team is… Ghost is drunk

Yn, to Ghost: ...at least invite me to dinner

Ghost: I don't date married women, sorry.

Yn: But I'm your wife

Ghost: I don't make exceptions.

team starts laughing

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

[chaosandmarigolds]

Reader, after preforming CPR on Simon: don’t worry I didn’t take off your mask

Simon, groggy: …?

Reader, panicking: well ya know I thought it was like a Star Wars thing where you can’t take off that one guys mask because his-his honor and he would be disowned and I didn’t want you to be disowned and I didn’t wanna-so I just lifted it up a lil bit

Simon:

Reader: your honor is intact

[feralgoblinqueen]

Price: You had the upper hand, what happened? How did she get away?

Soap: I let her go. I let her go because shit got weird. I had her cornered, we were sparring, it was a normal altercation. And then my hand ended up around her throat….

Price: Go on…

Soap: Y/N looked me dead in the eyes, straight into my soul, and says “Harder.”

Y/N: Just keeping you on your toes, Soap. 😏

Price: Y/N, please stop flustering my Sargent.🤦🏻‍♂️

[lovifie]

Soap: Ghost, do you love me like a brother?

Ghost, sighing: I love you like a stepfather loves his autistic child.

Soap: ...

Ghost: Not because be has to... But because the government pays me to.

Soap:

Ghost:

Soap, voice cracking: The government is paying you?

Ghost: Not enough.

Soap: :(

I'm sorry I saw a tiktok and it was literally them

[neoarchipelago]

Graves: *minding his own business *

Y/n: I don't like the way your breathe... You should stop.

Gaz, soap, price: ??

Ghost: *slowly reaches for ring*