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daggersandarrows · 2 years ago
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having just sort of a Night
#could physically Feel myself getting to that point of “hasn't seen humans in long enough that it's Bad”#this usually hits for me around the 72 hour mark moving up or down depending on how long it's been since i've shared a bad#but it's also that tipping point where i'm in a 50/50 split between “oh i need humans” and “actually what if i just didn't make an effort t#see anyone again ever"#was leaning hard towards option two when meg had to cancel which is when the [i'm in danger] feeling Hit#i don't feel. like. BAD. but i'm having an adjustment coming off gabapentin so i Need to do things that give me purpose#and i was halfway through cleaning the apartment when they called#stopped dead intending to finish and simply Didn't#but i fed myself switched my laundry and did some actual flight rising planning#and finally and i'm most proud of this one#i FINALLY quit my part time job#i fully intended to give them two week's notice but kept procrastinating then got hit with massive guilt which of course got worse#my boss was really nice about it and i guess one week is better than nothing#i have a feeling i'm going to feel much better tomorrow and that my executive function is going to improve bc that was REALLY weighing on m#idk why i just couldn't fucking make myself do it#i even fucking brought it up in therapy fully intending to quit that day#and. Didn't.#oh i also emailed my therapist to discuss esa paperwork! AND i read fetch api documentation in prep for maaaaybe testing into the advanced#code the dream class#i guess i did a lot today it just feels like all i did was sit in front of the tv#i'll feel better tomorrow. i will.#thing is. i'm much better at coping with being unexpectedly alone than coping with being unexpectedly with people.#i know how this works. i'll be okay. i'll be okay#i'm going to finish my audiobook and go to work and code and text my friends#i will be fine#i just feel a little lonely and weird tonight and i need more vitamin d and also to remember to take my meds#thane.txt
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whereisstuart · 4 months ago
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No but its so them trust
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bleaksqueak · 1 year ago
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ooooh well it's not obvious he says like there is a single part of bursting open like a bloated melon oozing clots of petrol worms and eyes with teeth that is not obviously too horrifying to bear thinking about much less interacting with oooh nonono actually i have always longed to join with the terrors and dare i even hope birth a sentient sphincter of my very own a beautiful bouncing bundle of bile god just imagine the special day when the little gupper comes bursting out of my orifices which ones who knows i want to be surprised for its first screaming wet expulsion gosh isn't that just something that’s the real magic in this wondrous world i mean what girl doesn't dream about someday becoming a--
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merle-highcurch · 2 years ago
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Drew a little Quackity hehe.
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He has been on my mind. Man's revolving around my brain like a microwave dinner.
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I can't pick which i like better sigh.
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reanimatestar · 1 year ago
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boy slash doll who's neither <3
[image description: a series of drawings of the artist's dungeons and dragons character, giuseppe. the first is a bust on her dungeons and dragons character sheet in the character appearance section. according to the character sheet, giuseppe is 7 years old and has brown eyes. she looks like a preteen human child with dark hair in a braid, facing the viewer with a neutral expression. vertical lines run down from the corner of his mouth. she is wearing a sweater and a jacket. a description below the drawing reads: "At first glance, he looks like a normal 12 year old human boy. On closer inspection, you can see joints like that of a puppet."
the second is a page of sketches. from the top: a simple fullbody drawing of giuseppe wearing a coat and baggy pants tucked into his boots, three simple busts of giuseppe smiling, laughing and smirking respectively, a halfbody of giuseppe frowning and holding a book in one arm, and a bust of giuseppe similar to the one on her character sheet.
the third is a fullbody drawing of giuseppe. he faces the viewer with a neutral expression. she is wearing a sweater with an oversized jacket, and baggy pants tucked into her boots. /end description]
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skybristle · 9 months ago
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being an anxious person with a brain that happens to be built for school is so funny. me stressing my head off just thinking of the classes i have like honey sweety you got A+'s all year by sitting and drawing on ur tablet during most of your classes you'll be fine
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froggods · 4 months ago
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been working one day* and i already hate it and am already having stress dreams about it
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absoloutenonsense · 1 year ago
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badolmen · 2 years ago
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TommyInnit released a video where he just like. Walked into a women’s bathroom and splashed some water on his face before solemnly sighing and saying something about his audience (again very serious and quiet) before cracking a smile and saying “I’m trans” and the video ended abruptly. The video was titled FemaleInnit and there was so much discourse going about like. What direction he was trans in and it was just such a bizarre premise I woke myself up at 2 AM to write this.
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stargirlbryce · 19 days ago
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The fact that I will not get to play Maysilee Donner is lowkey sad
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ultimateca · 4 months ago
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maddy-ferguson · 6 months ago
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i have a crush on someone i met a month and a half ago who i only saw for a week then that i'm seeing again for a week now and that i'm gonna see for four more weeks from now until june this is what life is all about
#and like i say: brf slt#i hadn't had a CRUSH on someone in literal years. like it was bad for me and this isn't even bc i'm bored i'm just attracted to them. yay!#you have to talk to people to like people i'm finding. because i didn't notice that i was charmed until i was charmed by the talking#the way we met (lmao) is i'm studying to be a teacher. and they work in the middle school i spend a few weeks at this school year#but like that person is not a teacher they work there like when kids don't have class they'll be in a classroom doing their homework or#whatever and they would be the one like telling them to not make any noise#amongst other things#idk if there's a word for that in english it's a very specific job. and anyway. we had to go like where these people work like the specific#part of the school the last time we were there (me and the girl i'm studying with who's with me when i'm...at this middle school. it's like#an internship but it feels weird to call it an internship. but that's what it is) and they were like come see us again from 4 to 5 later#we'll do *this* and we played board games with the kids that were there and that probably sounds weird but it was very fun and funny and#that's when i was like waittttt. and then i looked for them on social media at midnight#i kind of didn't think about them once from six weeks ago to monday but on monday i was like omg i'm gonna see my crush again😁 and then i#did on tuesday and we had a fun interaction and everything because we're bffs. anyway. this is great#when i didn't see them on monday i was like omg what if they quit😔 but they hadn't.#it's just the right amount for it to be fun because like i don't know this person and i won't know them because i won't see them again#until march and after that until may but like it's fun for the weeks i do see them. saw them for 3 minutes on tuesday and like 25 today#it's a job YOUNG PEOPLE do it's not like an old person😭 we're around thesame age. i actually applied to a job like that 3 years ago but#i cried during the interview because i'm crazy like that. i had 2 interviews at 2 different high schools and i didn't cry during the#second interview but i still didn't get the job. lol. but as i was saying young person and i feel like we would genuinely get along like#in an ideal world we would all have drinks together like with my friends and everyone and we would actually hang out. me saying that#instead of like in an ideal world we would: date is you can't even dream a whole dream can you coded😭😭 but like. whatever
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gaza-giving-tree · 2 months ago
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Imagine being an Information Technology student, your days filled with lectures, coding projects, and dreams of a better future. Then one day, your entire world is upended. You find yourself standing atop the ruins of your home, the bitter wind biting through your clothes as you stare at the devastation stretching endlessly before you. In the blink of an eye, your world has transformed from textbooks and computer screens to survival amid the wreckage of a genocide.
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Images: (Top) Mahmoud before the start of the conflict. (Bottom) Mahmoud, standing atop the ruins of his home, destroyed by occupation attacks.
@mahmodjsy8
Story written by @rumiandroses
Before the war, Mahmoud was an Information Technology student at Gaza University, harboring dreams of building a brighter future for his family. Those dreams were shattered when the university was bombed, classes were suspended, and his home in Khan Yunis was reduced to ruins. Now, Mahmoud and his family live in a makeshift tent in a displacement camp, fighting to survive without water, electricity, or access to food.
The winter cold seeps through every threadbare inch of the tent, and the howling wind drowns out the silence left by everything they’ve lost. With his father sick and his brother in need of medical care, Mahmoud shoulders the burden of his family’s survival alone. Every day is a battle against hunger and despair, a struggle to find clean water and enough food to keep his loved ones alive.
Despite the ceasefire, the nightmare continues. The streets of Gaza are lined with hollow buildings and shattered glass, a grim reminder that peace is a fragile but unwavering hope. The infrastructure is decimated, jobs are nonexistent, and the people are left to fend for themselves amid the wreckage. Mahmoud's dreams of finishing his education are now intertwined with a desperate plea for survival—for the chance to escape Gaza, to rebuild their lives, to turn the page on this chapter of endless loss.
Your support can help Mahmoud continue his education outside of Gaza, to rebuild what was destroyed, and to keep his family alive through the darkest winter they’ve ever known.
Please consider making a donation to help Mahmoud's family rebuild, or by sharing his story so his call for help can reach others who can.
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anarkhebringer · 10 months ago
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"We will no longer let every criticism dictate our direction with the game" UNTIL it's the JP playerbase
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bluemoonbun · 4 months ago
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Reader is implied to like feminine things, though gender identity is kept ambiguous.
Damian was a good brother. That’s what he always told himself. He was a good brother, a good son. He was cold, rude, and erudite, but he was able and willing to help anyone who needed it.
When he arrived at Wayne manor, Bruce told him the general run down of why you were to be avoided when it came to anything vigilante related. You were still pure, a year younger than Damian but without any of the pain. The only one in the Wayne manor that could have a shot at becoming a normal person. Damian envied that, but kept it to himself. His anger often boiled to the top, drops of green venom dripping from his mouth when you tried to annoy him into spending time with you.
Your complaints of him ignoring you was scalding water on his already raw nerves. Why would you complain about not being the center of attention for five damn seconds? He would trade anything for the life you had. A life where you could lay around after school and never worry about a rogue bullet lodging itself in your arm, or a poisonous plant releasing psychedelic spores into an open wound.
You could and would never join the Robins. You were weak; it was in your blood. Always sickly, always the pacifist. You wouldn't survive a day in his life. And you weren't living his life; you were living his dream.
But apparently the effort the family was putting in wasn’t enough.
He’d be lying if he said he hadn’t noticed that the manor felt… off about two weeks before the fight with Joker. He couldn’t trace it for the life of him at first. When he realized by the second week that he hadn’t spoken to you in days, or really seen you around the manor at all, he wrote off the worms writhing in his stomach. You must’ve been busy with a class assignment and had little time to annoy him with your demands of time together.
After the fight, however, he was a war of a thousand emotions. How dare you leave them? Why would you turn away an easy life fat on nepotism for a group of murderers, con men, the dredges of Gotham’s society?
Were you truly that desperate to be acknowledged that you’d turn your back on the family who did everything for you? He hopes you’re happy there, since you were clearly so upset at not being given attention.
Over time, however, things start to change. A few days after Jason made a full recovery, Damian looked at one of the drones Tim managed to get a chunk of code from. It took a lot of trial and error, and the development of an entirely new program to grab some of the code before it bricked itself, and enough all nighters and energy drinks that any doctor would faint, but it was managed. The code was dense, optimized to work with the least bloat possible, well tagged variables, and even a handful of comments in the code.
//Buy Bane those Boston Donuts from the donut shop on 5th //Why does this code need to be here so it doesn’t auto brick itself. What is in the code protecting it from the wrath of God //Louie likes Texas barbecue ribs. Possible treat? //DO NOT FEED THEM WHOLE RIBS. COOKED BONES BAD. //SINCE WHEN WAS THIS VARIABLE A STRING??? IT WAS AN INT 5 LINES AGO //Help the hopeless lesbians get together. //Would Harley and Ivy dating make Harley my mom or Ivy my big sister? Both???
His eyes skimmed the retrieved comments, laughing at a few. It seems that Bane, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn were the most common subjects of the notes, though a few mentioning the Iceberg lounge asking what non-alchoholic drink you’d like added, or Riddler offering you another puzzle to keep your mind active. Even Joker was mentioned, though it seemed mostly transactional.
It was strange seeing you in this light. You seemed to have a lot of spice in you, but a heart made of gold. You were definitely surprised whenever one othe villains offered to take you on some trip to amusement parks, regular parks, even just willingly watching anime with you. It was odd to see. Surely someone at the house did those things with you? He didn’t but he was extremely busy with school and vigilantism. Jason was legally dead, so surely he had all the time in the world.
“How was I supposed to relate to them? They’re what, 12 and into shit like that one with the cat looking dog thing and the robot girl. I have shit to do. Y’know, managing Crime Alley?”
Well, Dick had come over to hang out plenty of times. Surely he’d spent at least a few hours with you every now and then? “I have an entire team and criminals to manage of in another city, Damian. I don’t have as much time as you think to do whatever it was with them they’d wanted to do”
Maybe Tim? “I have college and stuff, Damian. And I don’t have the energy to put into hanging around them. I’d probably just be sleeping most of the time.
Bruce? “I have to manage you, Gotham, and the Justice League, Damian. I barely have time for myself.”
… Alfred? “I tried, Master Damian. However I’m constantly pulled thin between so many tasks. Besides, all you have is school most days, and you’ve had summer vacations and weekends. Shouldn’t you’ve had plenty of time to spend with your younger sibling?”
… He did have the most time outside of vigilantism. And it took him a week to realize you were missing.
You had to realize that they were under extreme stress though, right?He couldn’t spend all his free time with you. He had his own friends to hang out with. How were you two even supposed to relate?
One day at dinner, the thoughts were thrashing in his head, slamming against soft tissue and tearing through brain matter. He aimlessly poked at the food on his plate.
“You alright, replacement?” Jason asked, pausing in his extremely rare dinners with everyone else. Alfred had promised him a tray of fudge to take home this time around, and nobody made fudge quite as good as he did.
“… They were gone for two weeks.”
Everyone stopped eating as he continued.
“Two weeks. Two full weeks before they showed up at that fight. Did anyone here even know? I only noticed after a week and assumed they were just holed up in their room with a class assignment or something.” He was rambling. Everyone was quiet and looking at each other. How did it manage to slip past everyone? They were detectives, for Christ’s sake.
They were your family.
Dinner ended with guilt wrapping around their throats and pulling.
Eventually, all of them found themselves in your room. It had been emptied, but showed no signs of struggle. All the small items, the comforter, and your clothes were gone. But what was taken left something behind. Copies of photos of you winning state level competitions, letters requesting your attendance at seminars, photos of gold medals and blue ribbons spread across the floor. Most damning of all was the most recent photo. A certificate by some big time tech company being handed to you. Edward Nashton stood behind you, a firm, reassuring hand on your shoulder.
When had this happened? They never remembered hearing of something like this. A news clipping on the back told them it was maybe a week before you left.
“The Wayne prodigy stated that their family had more important things to see to than such an occasion. I can’t imagine something more important that either of my kids being recognized by a multi-million dollar tech company! I remember postponing an anniversary with my husband to celebrate our child placing second in the science fair. But I guess that’s just the Waynes for you!”
That’s just the Waynes to you.
But it’s ok. He can make it better. He can be a good big brother. He can spend time watching anime with you and decorating your room with lace and fairy lights and go makeup shopping with you. You just need to come home. Now.
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enhaflixer · 1 month ago
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hogwarts time travel au! traveling to the future and waking up MARRIED PART 1
slytherin!riki x gryffindor!reader PART 2 HERE
warnings: time travel, sex, kissing, lots of kissing, kinda angsty, they have two kids, there are pranks and rivalry and its just real cute im ngl
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The library had been blissfully quiet for exactly forty-three minutes. You'd counted. Forty-three minutes of peaceful study, undisturbed concentration, and actual progress on your Transfiguration essay. Which meant you were overdue for—
A paper crane swooped down from nowhere, circling your head three times before unfolding itself atop your carefully organized notes. The parchment fluttered open to reveal a doodle of what appeared to be you with steam coming out of your ears and your hair standing on end. Beneath it, elegant script that you unfortunately recognized immediately:
Looking a bit tense today, Gryffindork. Did someone hide your color-coded study schedule again?
You closed your eyes and counted to ten, but only made it to four before the sound of poorly suppressed laughter broke your concentration. Across the library, lounging in a chair as though he owned the place, sat Nishimura Riki. The bane of your existence for seven consecutive years.
"Real mature," you muttered, crumpling the parchment and tossing it over your shoulder.
The paper froze mid-air, reversed direction, and neatly unfolded itself before landing back on your textbook.
"That's littering, you know," Riki called, just loud enough to make Madam Pince shoot you both a warning glare. "Not very environmentally conscious of you."
You stabbed your quill into your inkpot with unnecessary force. "Some of us are trying to study for our N.E.W.T.s like responsible seventh-years."
Riki stretched, his Slytherin tie deliberately loosened, black hair artfully tousled in that way that made half the school swoon and made you want to hex him bald. "Ah yes, another thrilling evening of revising information you memorized three months ago. Living the dream."
"Not everyone coasts by on natural talent and family connections," you shot back.
Something flashed in his dark eyes – irritation, perhaps – but his smirk never faltered. "Is that what you think? That I don't work for my grades?"
"I think," you said, gathering your belongings with precise movements, "that you spend more time planning elaborate pranks than studying, yet somehow maintain your position as second in our class."
"Second only to you," he said with an exaggerated bow. "Though not for lack of trying."
Your academic rivalry was legendary – seven years of trading the top spot back and forth, never more than a few points separating you. It would have been admirable if he wasn't so insufferable about it.
"Well, some of us can't afford to waste time," you said, shoving your books into your bag.
Riki pushed off his chair and sauntered over, dropping into the seat across from you without invitation. "You know what your problem is?"
"Currently? You're sitting at my table."
He leaned forward, undeterred. "You've forgotten how to have fun. When was the last time you did something just because it made you laugh?"
"I laugh plenty," you insisted, though the defensive tone in your voice betrayed you.
"At jokes in textbooks, maybe." He twirled his wand between his fingers – a nervous habit he'd had since first year. "You're seventeen going on seventy."
"And you're seventeen going on seven," you countered. "Wasn't it your enchanted water balloons that flooded the third floor yesterday?"
His grin widened. "Can't prove it was me."
"Professor Flitwick literally said, 'Impressive charm work, Mr. Nishimura, but please reserve it for your classwork.'"
"He appreciates creativity," Riki shrugged, then lowered his voice conspiratorially. "But that was nothing. Tomorrow's prank will be legendary."
Despite yourself, curiosity piqued. "What are you planning now?"
"Concerned for my academic future?" he teased. "Worried I might finally surpass you if I get expelled?"
"Worried about innocent bystanders," you corrected. "Your last 'legendary' prank turned the entire Ravenclaw Quidditch team purple for a week."
"That was an accident," he protested, though his smile suggested otherwise. "The color was supposed to fade after twenty-four hours."
You rolled your eyes and stood up. "Well, whatever you're planning, leave me out of it. Some of us have actual goals beyond being remembered as Hogwarts' most annoying student."
His laugh followed you as you headed for the exit. "Come on! You know you'd be much happier if you loosened up a little!"
You resolutely ignored him, which was your standard approach to Nishimura Riki. Seven years of practice had proven it was the only way to maintain your sanity.
You should have known ignoring him wouldn't work. It never did.
The next morning, you woke to find every single one of your quills had been enchanted to write nothing but love poems. About him.
Eyes dark as midnight, smile sharp as wit, Nishimura Riki, quite the perfect fit...
"That's IT!" You stormed into the Great Hall, marching directly to the Slytherin table where Riki sat surrounded by his usual admirers. You slammed the offending quill down in front of him.
He looked up with infuriating innocence. "Problem?"
"Fix. My. Quills." Each word came through gritted teeth.
He inspected the quill with exaggerated care. "I'm flattered, truly, but I don't think I inspired this passionate declaration. Perhaps you've been harboring secret feelings?"
Several of his friends snickered. Your cheeks burned, but whether from anger or embarrassment, you refused to analyze.
"This isn't funny," you hissed. "I have a Charms practical in twenty minutes."
"Hmm." He tapped his chin thoughtfully. "That is a problem."
"A problem you created!"
"I suppose I could fix it..." he mused, "for a price."
You crossed your arms. "What price?"
His smile turned mischievous. "Admit that I'm the better duelist."
This was an ongoing point of contention. You'd been evenly matched in Defense Against the Dark Arts since third year, much to both your frustrations.
"Never," you declared. "I beat you fair and square last week."
"You caught me off-guard with that modified Impediment Jinx."
"Which is called strategy," you countered. "Something you might understand if you spent more time studying and less time being an insufferable prat."
He clutched his heart dramatically. "You wound me. And here I thought we were friends."
"We are not friends," you said firmly. "We have never been friends."
Something shifted in his expression – so briefly you might have imagined it – before his usual smirk returned. "Fine. I'll fix your quills because I'm magnanimous and mature."
You snorted.
He flicked his wand, muttering an incantation under his breath. "There. Crisis averted. Though I was looking forward to Professor Flitwick reading poetry about my 'raven locks' and 'quicksilver reflexes.'"
"You're impossible," you said, snatching back your quill.
He winked. "Yet somehow you put up with me."
"Not by choice," you grumbled, turning to leave.
"Oh, by the way," he called after you, "pink is definitely your color!"
You frowned, then caught your reflection in a silver platter. Your hair had turned bright, bubblegum pink.
"NISHIMURA!"
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It took three counter-charms to fix your hair, making you late for Charms and costing Gryffindor five points. Which was exactly what Riki had intended, no doubt. Your houses were neck-and-neck for the cup, and every point mattered in these final weeks.
Retaliation was necessary. And for once, you decided to beat him at his own game.
It took careful planning, timed precisely to the Slytherin Quidditch practice. A specialized color-changing potion in his shampoo (courtesy of a reluctant Slughorn, who thought you were doing "extra credit research"). By dinner, every Slytherin at the table was staring at Riki's violently pink hair and robes.
The best part? The potion was keyed to only activate for clothing in Slytherin colors and hair of his exact shade. No innocent bystanders.
His expression when he realized what had happened was worth the three nights of sleep you'd sacrificed to perfect the potion.
"Well played," he conceded when he cornered you after dinner, his robes still resolutely pink despite numerous attempts to change them back.
You allowed yourself a satisfied smile. "I have no idea what you're talking about."
"This means war, you know." But he didn't sound angry – if anything, he seemed impressed.
"We've been at war since you turned my cauldron into a toad in first year," you reminded him.
"Good times," he sighed nostalgically. "Though I think you're forgetting that I never leave a prank unanswered."
You shrugged. "Do your worst, Nishimura. I'll be ready."
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You were not, in fact, ready.
Three days later, whispers followed you through the corridors. Students giggled behind their hands as you passed. Even the professors were giving you strange looks.
It wasn't until Luna Lovegood approached you at lunch with her dreamy expression that you discovered why.
"I think it's very brave of you to be so public with your feelings," she said, patting your hand. "Though the singing Valentine might have been a bit much."
"What singing Valentine?" you asked, a sense of dread building.
She blinked owlishly. "The one you sent to Riki Nishimura this morning. With the cherubs and rose petals? It performed in the middle of the entrance hall."
Your blood ran cold. "I didn't send—"
But Luna had already drifted away, leaving you to face the horrified realization that Riki had successfully framed you for sending him the most over-the-top, public declaration of love in Hogwarts history.
The smug look on his face when you found him confirmed everything.
"That was LOW," you growled, jabbing a finger into his chest. "Even for you."
He captured your finger, gently pushing it away. "Just giving the people what they want. Half the school already thinks we're secretly in love, given how obsessed we are with each other."
"We are NOT—" you spluttered, then lowered your voice when you realized people were watching. "We are not obsessed with each other."
"Seven years of elaborate pranks suggests otherwise," he pointed out.
"Seven years of you being an absolute menace," you corrected.
He leaned against the wall, studying you with unexpected seriousness. "You know, anyone else would have reported me to McGonagall years ago. Yet you always retaliate instead. Why is that?"
The question caught you off guard. Why hadn't you ever reported him? It would have been the sensible thing to do.
"Because," you said finally, "that would be admitting you've won."
His slow smile was different from his usual smirk – smaller, more genuine. "And we can't have that, can we?"
"Never," you agreed, finding yourself smiling back despite everything.
The moment stretched, something unspoken passing between you before you broke the spell. "This isn't over, Nishimura. I'm going to make you regret that Valentine stunt."
"Looking forward to it," he called as you walked away.
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Your opportunity came sooner than expected. You discovered quite by accident that Riki had been working on a modified time-distortion spell – not an actual Time-Turner, but a charm that created the illusion of time passing. His plan, according to the notes you'd "borrowed" from his bag during Potions, was to make you think you'd slept through your Arithmancy N.E.W.T.
Clever, but not clever enough.
You spent a week developing a counter-charm, designed to reflect the spell back on its caster. It was advanced magic, beyond N.E.W.T. level really, but the thought of beating Riki at his own game was too tempting to resist.
The night before the Arithmancy exam, you stayed up late in the library, knowing he'd make his move when you were exhausted and vulnerable. Sure enough, just after midnight, you detected the subtle shimmer of disillusionment as he crept toward your table.
You pretended to be dozing on your textbook, wand concealed but ready beneath the pages.
You felt rather than saw the moment he cast the spell – a strange ripple in the air, the whispered Latin incantation. In one fluid motion, you raised your wand and cast your counter-charm.
"Tempus Reflectum!"
Your spells collided in midair with a sound like shattering glass. Golden light erupted between you, blinding in its intensity. You felt a strange pulling sensation behind your navel, similar to a Portkey but stronger, as if something was yanking you through dimensions rather than mere space.
The last thing you saw was Riki's shocked face, his hand reaching toward you as the magic engulfed you both.
Then darkness.
You woke to sunlight on your face and the unfamiliar sensation of high-thread-count sheets against your skin. Your head pounded viciously, like the aftermath of a poorly brewed Wit-Sharpening Potion. Groggily, you rolled over, burying your face in a pillow that smelled of lavender and something else – a woody, spicy scent that was strangely familiar.
"Five more minutes," you mumbled, pulling blankets over your head.
Wait. These weren't your Gryffindor dormitory blankets.
Your eyes snapped open, heart racing. This wasn't your bed in Gryffindor Tower. The room was unfamiliar - spacious with burgundy accents and photographs you didn't recognize.
Worse, you weren't alone.
A warm weight pressed against your side. You turned your head slowly and froze. Nishimura Riki - your sworn enemy - was asleep next to you, his dark hair tousled, face relaxed in sleep, looking several years older than he should.
"What the—" you started, voice dying as your brain struggled to process the impossible sight before you. This wasn't right. This couldn't be happening.
Riki stirred beside you, mumbling something incoherent. His eyes fluttered open, unfocused at first. Then he blinked rapidly, confusion washing over his features as he registered the unfamiliar surroundings. When his gaze finally landed on you, he froze.
"Wait..." he said groggily, rubbing his eyes like he might be dreaming. "What's going on?"
You scrambled backward, nearly falling off the bed in your haste. "Why are you— Where are we—" The questions tumbled over each other, none completing themselves.
Riki seemed equally disoriented, looking down at his own body, touching his face. "I feel... different. Older?" His voice was deeper, his shoulders broader. This wasn't the lanky seventeen-year-old who'd been tormenting you yesterday.
"This isn't Hogwarts," you whispered, taking in the room. "This isn't my dormitory. Why are we in a bed? Together?" Your voice rose with each question.
Realization dawned on his face, horror quickly replacing confusion. "No. No way. Tell me this isn't..."
The fog of sleep dissipated completely, replaced by rising panic. "You!" he finally accused, pointing a shaking finger. "What did you do? Where did you bring us?"
"ME?" Indignation cut through your shock. "You think I did this?" You grabbed a pillow and threw it at his head with all your strength. "This is clearly one of your stupid pranks gone wrong!"
"My pranks are never stupid," he shot back automatically, then looked wildly around the room at the photographs, at the clothing visible in the open wardrobe, at the obvious signs of a shared life. "And I definitely wouldn't prank myself into... whatever this nightmare is."
You noticed a wand on the nightstand - your wand, but somehow more worn - and lunged for it. As you did, something gold caught the light. A wedding ring on your finger.
"No," you whispered, staring at your hand. "No, no, no."
Riki noticed his own matching band and went pale. "This isn't possible."
You rushed to the mirror and gasped. Your reflection was you, but older - mid-twenties at least, with different hair and a confidence in your eyes your seventeen-year-old self had never possessed.
"If this is your idea of funny, Nishimura—" you began, whirling back toward him.
"For the last time, this isn't me!" he snapped, running a hand through his hair. "I was trying to prank you with a time-distortion spell, not..." he gestured between you wildly, "whatever nightmare this is!"
"Time-distortion?" Your eyes narrowed. "That spell you were working on in the library! The one I countered with—"
"You countered it?" Riki jumped to his feet. "What did you use? What exactly did you cast?"
"A reflection charm. It was supposed to bounce your stupid prank back at you!"
"You interfered with experimental magic?" He looked genuinely appalled. "Do you have any idea how dangerous that is?"
"Oh, that's rich coming from you! The walking disaster who once turned the entire Great Hall ceiling into a swamp!"
"That was brilliant spellwork and you know it!"
Your shouting match escalated until you barely noticed the small figure appearing in the doorway. It wasn't until you heard a heartbroken sob that you both fell silent and turned.
A little girl stood there, maybe three years old, with tears streaming down her chubby cheeks. She had Riki's deep, dark eyes—so dark they were almost black—but your nose and mouth. Her black hair fell in messy waves to her shoulders, with a stubborn cowlick at the crown that somehow looked familiar. She wore mismatched pajamas—a Holyhead Harpies top and bottoms covered in tiny golden snitches. She was clutching a well-loved stuffed dragon, its once-vibrant green scales faded from countless hugs.
"Mama, Dada, no fight," she hiccupped, her lower lip trembling so dramatically that your heart clenched in response. "No fight, please."
The raw distress in her voice hit you like a physical blow. This child—your child, somehow—was devastated by your argument. And though your rational mind insisted she was a stranger, something deeper, more instinctive, recognized her as yours.
You caught Riki's expression changing from confusion to concern, his usual smirk melting away completely. His entire body language transformed in an instant—shoulders relaxing, voice softening to a tone you'd never heard him use before.
"Hey, it's okay," he said gently, approaching her with cautious steps and kneeling down to her level. "We're not fighting. We're just... talking loud."
His hand reached out to smooth her hair in a gesture that seemed so natural it startled you. The tenderness in his touch was nothing like the Riki you knew—the prankster, the rival, the perpetual thorn in your side.
"Loud scary," she whimpered, clutching her dragon tighter. Its head was tucked under her chin in a practiced motion of self-comfort. "Suki no like." Her voice broke on the last word, fresh tears spilling down her already damp cheeks.
Something powerful and overwhelming surged through you—a fierce, protective instinct you'd never felt before. Without thinking, you moved toward her, your body acting before your mind could catch up. It felt like gravity—like you physically couldn't stay across the room while she was crying.
You knelt beside Riki, your shoulders almost touching as you both hunched down to her height. "We're sorry we scared you, Suki," you said, your voice coming out gentle and soothing, as if you'd comforted this child a thousand times before.
She looked up at you with those big, tear-filled eyes—Riki's eyes, unmistakably—and something twisted in your chest. Recognition flashed between you, soul-deep, impossible to explain. You'd never met this child before today, but your heart knew her.
Your hand reached out of its own volition to wipe a tear from her soft cheek. The moment your skin touched hers, a rush of emotion flooded through you—love, protectiveness, and a bone-deep certainty that whatever else was happening, this connection was real.
"Dragon scared too," she said solemnly, holding up the stuffed toy. Now that you looked more closely, you noticed the dragon had a tiny Gryffindor scarf around its neck, clearly handknitted. "Puff needs hugs when scared."
"Puff?" you asked softly.
"Short for Puffskein," Riki explained automatically, then looked surprised at his own knowledge. "I think... I gave it to her on her second birthday."
Suki nodded vigorously. "Daddy said... said Puff keeps bad dreams away."
Your eyes met Riki's over her head, a moment of mutual bewilderment passing between you. How could he know that? How could either of you feel such instant recognition of a child you'd just met?
"Well," you said, finding your voice again. "Puff is right. Hugs do help when you're scared."
Suki looked at you hopefully, arms lifting in an unmistakable request. The gesture was so innocent, so trusting, that you couldn't refuse. You gathered her small body against yours, surprised by how naturally she fit in your arms, how right her weight felt. She smelled of baby shampoo and that indefinable sweet scent that seemed to belong only to children.
When she reached one arm out to include Riki in the hug, you watched his face cycle through confusion, hesitation, and then surrender. He moved closer, completing the circle, his arm brushing yours as he embraced both you and Suki.
For one strange, suspended moment, the three of you stayed like that—a tableau of family comfort that felt both foreign and achingly familiar. You caught Riki's eyes over Suki's head, and the confusion in them mirrored your own, but there was something else there too—a vulnerability you'd never seen before.
Suki's small hand patted your cheek. "Better now?" she asked, her tears already drying as children's often do, her resilience astonishing. She looked between you with such hope, such complete faith that her parents could fix anything, that you felt a lump form in your throat.
"Yes," you managed, though nothing was better, nothing made sense. "Much better."
Riki nodded, his voice slightly hoarse when he added, "All better, Suki."
She beamed then, her whole face lighting up with such joy that it physically hurt to look at. Her smile—your smile, undeniably—transformed her tear-stained face. "Suki fixed it," she declared proudly, patting her own chest. "Suki good helper."
"The best helper," Riki agreed, with a sincerity that sounded strange coming from him.
She wiggled out of the embrace, suddenly energized now that the crisis had passed. "Hungry now," she announced, as if the emotional storm had never happened. "Pancakes? With chocolate?"
"And berries," you found yourself adding, the words coming from nowhere. "You need something healthy with all that chocolate."
"Always saying that," Suki said with a dramatic sigh that was so reminiscent of Riki's that you almost laughed despite everything. "Boring."
Riki smothered what might have been a chuckle. "Some things never change," he murmured, so quietly only you could hear.
Suki grabbed both your hands in her small ones, tugging with surprising strength. "Come on! Sara waiting!"
As she mentioned the other child, another voice called out from somewhere down the hall—a younger, less articulate voice that nevertheless commanded attention.
"MAMA! DADA! UP!"
Riki's eyes met yours again, a silent question passing between you. Neither of you had to say it aloud: how could something feel so wrong and so right at the same time? How could these children be strangers and yet feel like they were pieces of your own heart?
Suki tugged more insistently. "Sara awake. She hungry too."
You allowed yourself to be pulled to your feet, noticing as you rose that Riki's hand lingered near your elbow, steadying you as if it were the most natural thing in the world. He snatched it back when he realized what he was doing, but not before you felt the warmth of his touch—so different from the antagonistic shoves and playful jabs you were used to exchanging.
"We should..." he began awkwardly.
"Yeah," you agreed, equally uncomfortable. "The other one—Sara—she sounds..."
"Impatient," Riki finished, a hint of his usual wry humor returning. "Wonder where she gets that from."
"Certainly not from me," you retorted automatically, falling into your familiar pattern of banter before you could stop yourself.
Suki looked up at you both, her dark eyes narrowing with that uncanny perceptiveness again. "No more fighting," she warned, squeezing your hands. "Promise?"
The way she said it—like she was the parent and you were the children—made something catch in your throat. This tiny person somehow had the power to make you feel both chastised and protected.
"Promise," you said softly, and meant it.
"For now," Riki added with a ghost of his usual mischief, but when Suki's eyes narrowed further, he quickly amended, "I mean, yes, I promise too."
Suki nodded, satisfied with your compliance. "Good," she declared. "Now pancakes."
She pulled you both toward the door with the confidence of someone who knew exactly where she was going and expected the rest of the world to follow. And somehow, despite everything—the confusion, the impossibility of the situation, the fact that you were in a strange house with the person you'd spent seven years despising—you found yourself following her lead.
As you passed through the doorway, your arm brushed against Riki's, and instead of flinching away as you normally would, you felt an odd sense of reassurance from the contact. You were both lost here, both confused, but at least you were lost together.
"Temporary truce?" you whispered to him, just low enough that Suki couldn't hear.
"Absolutely," he agreed, his voice equally soft. "But for the record, I still think this is somehow your fault."
"And I'm certain it's yours," you countered, but there was no real heat in it.
Suki glanced back, caught you whispering, and gave you both a look of such knowing approval that you wondered if she'd somehow orchestrated this whole bizarre situation. For a three-year-old, she seemed remarkably in control.
"Come on, slow pokes!" she called, tugging you forward. "Sara waiting!"
The voice from down the hall called again, more insistently this time:
"DADA! UP NOW!"
You followed in stunned silence, wondering what cosmic joke had landed you in a future where you and Nishimura Riki had not only married but created this earnest little peacemaker and her baby sister.
-
After a chaotic breakfast involving Sara wearing more pancake than she ate and Suki demonstrating her surprisingly advanced levitation skills ("No, Suki, we don't float the syrup to the ceiling"), you finally managed to settle the children with enchanted coloring books in the living room.
"We have approximately seven minutes before disaster strikes again," Riki muttered, watching Sara scribble with determined focus. "Let's use them wisely."
"We need to search the house," you whispered. "Find anything that might explain what happened or how to reverse it."
You split up, Riki taking the study while you explored the sitting room. The cottage was larger than it appeared from outside—clearly magically extended—with comfortable, lived-in furnishings that blended wizarding and Muggle styles seamlessly.
The walls were covered with photographs—magical ones that moved and Muggle ones that didn't. They told the story of a life you couldn't remember living: graduation from Hogwarts (standing suspiciously close to Riki), your wedding (looking disgustingly happy), Riki in formal Auror robes receiving some kind of commendation, you in professor's robes surrounded by students.
You paused at a series of photos displaying Suki's early days. There was one of you in a hospital bed, looking exhausted but radiant, cradling a newborn bundle while Riki sat beside you, one arm around your shoulders. The look on his face—pure wonder mixed with what could only be described as adoration—was so unlike any expression you'd ever seen him wear that you had to look away.
"Found something," Riki called softly from the study. "Photo albums. Lots of them."
You joined him, settling on the floor as he spread several leather-bound albums before you. Each was meticulously labeled in what appeared to be your handwriting: "Wedding," "Suki's First Year," "Sara's Birth," "Family Holidays."
"This is surreal," you muttered, opening the one labeled "Sara's Birth."
The images inside showed a progression: you with a rounded belly, Riki's hand resting on it with a proud smile; you in labor, gripping Riki's hand so tightly his fingers were white (that one gave you a small satisfaction); and finally, Riki holding newborn Sara, tears streaming unashamedly down his face while Suki peered curiously at her new sister.
"I look...happy," Riki said quietly, touching the edge of the photo.
"We both do," you admitted reluctantly.
You flipped through more pages, watching your impossible family life unfold. Holidays at what appeared to be his parents' home in Japan. Suki's first steps. Sara's naming ceremony.
"Look at this one," Riki said, pointing to a photo of both of you asleep on a couch, Suki as a baby nestled between you. The image captured pure exhaustion, but also undeniable contentment.
"This can't be real," you whispered, but the evidence was overwhelming. "How did we go from hexing each other to...this?"
Riki closed the album carefully. "More importantly, how do we get back to our time?"
You stood abruptly, pacing the study. "There must be something in this house—your research notes, my lesson plans, anything that might explain the magic that sent us here."
"Or how to reverse it," Riki added, rising to his feet.
"Exactly," you agreed, turning too quickly and colliding with him. His hands automatically steadied you, fingers wrapping around your upper arms.
You jerked away. "Don't touch me, Nishimura," you hissed. "Get your filthy fingers off me. God knows where they've been."
Something flickered in his eyes—hurt, perhaps?—before his usual smirk reappeared. He leaned closer, voice dropping to a whisper. "I don't know about God, but judging by these photos, I think I know where you'd like them to be."
Your face burned. "You're disgusting."
"And yet, apparently, you married me," he countered, gesturing to the ring on your finger. "Enthusiastically, from the looks of these albums."
You were about to deliver a scathing retort when a small sniffle from the doorway froze you both. Suki stood there, clutching Puff, her bottom lip wobbling dangerously.
"Mama and Dada fighting again?" she asked, voice trembling.
Pure panic flashed across Riki's face—the same feeling coursing through you. You had exactly two seconds to prevent another meltdown.
Without thinking, you stepped forward and wrapped your arms around Riki's waist, plastering what you hoped was a convincing smile on your face.
"Not fighting, sweetheart," you said quickly. "Dada and I were just...playing."
Riki, to his credit, recovered quickly. His arm slid around your shoulders, pulling you close against his side.
"That's right," he agreed, smiling down at Suki. "Mama and I were just being silly."
Suki didn't look entirely convinced. "No more loud voices?"
"No more loud voices," you promised.
She studied you both with those unnervingly perceptive eyes, then nodded slowly. "Okay. Sara made mess. Big mess."
You exchanged an alarmed glance with Riki before hurrying to the living room, where you discovered Sara had somehow gotten hold of a pot of Everlasting Ink. The black liquid covered the toddler, the carpet, and most of a nearby armchair.
"How—" you began.
"I left for one minute!" Suki defended herself. "One minute!"
You bit back a laugh at her indignant tone—so reminiscent of your own when dealing with Riki's pranks—and turned to assess the damage.
"I'll take Sara for a bath," Riki offered, gingerly lifting the ink-covered toddler. "You tackle the furniture?"
You nodded, surprised by how easily you both fell into problem-solving mode. "Suki, can you show me where we keep the cleaning supplies?"
The crisis was half-managed when a bright silver light burst through the window. A tabby cat Patronus landed gracefully on the coffee table, fixing you both with a stern, familiar gaze.
"Mr. Nishimura. Miss L/N ]," came Professor McGonagall's voice from the ethereal cat. "Or should I say, Professor and Auror Nishimura? I am aware of your...temporal predicament. Report to my office at Hogwarts immediately. Without the children, if you please. Eight o'clock this evening. Do try not to destroy anything else in the meantime."
The Patronus dissolved, leaving a stunned silence in its wake.
"She knows," you whispered.
"Of course she does," Riki said, Sara squirming in his arms, leaving ink stains on his shirt. "She's McGonagall."
"But how? And what did she mean 'destroy anything else'?" A thought struck you. "Merlin's beard—what if our spell did more than just send us through time? What if we changed something important?"
Riki frowned. "Or broke something magical."
"The timeline itself, perhaps," you suggested, feeling sick.
"Well," he said, shifting Sara to his other hip, "at least we don't have to figure this out alone now."
You looked around at the chaotic scene—the ink-stained room, the confused children, the evidence of a life neither of you remembered building—and felt a wave of hysterical laughter bubble up.
"What's so funny?" Riki asked, eyebrows raised.
"Just picturing McGonagall's face when we have to explain that this all started because you tried to make me miss an exam."
He opened his mouth to argue, then shook his head with a rueful smile. "We are so getting detention. For a month. Possibly the rest of our lives."
Suki tugged at your hand. "Who was the cat lady?"
You knelt down to her level. "That was Headmistress McGonagall. She's...an old friend."
"The scary one from your stories?" Suki asked, eyes wide. "The one who can turn into a cat?"
"Exactly that one," Riki confirmed.
Suki considered this information solemnly. "She mad at you?"
You exchanged a look with Riki. "Probably," you admitted.
"Definitely," he corrected.
"You need timeout?" Suki asked seriously.
This time, when your eyes met Riki's, you couldn't help it—you both burst out laughing, the tension of the morning finally breaking. Suki looked between you, confused but pleased that her parents were laughing instead of fighting.
"Yes, Suki," you managed when you could speak again. "I think Dada and I are in a very long timeout."
"The longest," Riki agreed, his smile—his real smile, not the smirk you were used to—making something flutter strangely in your chest.
You quickly looked away, focusing on the ink stain. Whatever was happening, whatever McGonagall knew, one thing was certain—you needed to fix this mess and get back where you belonged. Before you started getting used to Riki's genuine smile, or the way Suki's hand felt in yours, or the strange sense of rightness that kept creeping in despite your best efforts to ignore it.
Because this wasn't your life. It couldn't be. No matter what the photographs showed or how natural it sometimes felt.
...Could it?
Meeting with McGonagall had been exactly as intimidating as expected. Even as adults—or at least, in adult bodies—you both found yourselves fidgeting under her stern gaze like first-years caught out after curfew.
"Of all the reckless, irresponsible applications of magic," she'd said, pacing her office while portraits of former headmasters watched with varying degrees of amusement. "A temporal displacement caused by a schoolyard rivalry. Albus would have found this terribly entertaining." Her tone made it clear she did not share this sentiment.
McGonagall had explained, with remarkable patience, that your spell collision had created a rare but not unprecedented magical phenomenon. You had essentially switched places with your future selves—who were now presumably navigating your teenage lives at Hogwarts.
"So does that mean we can go back?" you'd asked hopefully.
Her answer had crushed that hope. "The magic will resolve itself naturally in approximately four weeks. Any attempt to force a reversal could cause irreparable damage to both timelines."
"Four WEEKS?" Riki had choked out.
"Consider it an educational opportunity, Mr. Nishimura," McGonagall had replied, the ghost of a smile playing at her lips. "A chance to see where your choices lead. Perhaps it will inspire better decision-making in your youth."
And with that decidedly unhelpful advice, she'd sent you both back to your cottage and your borrowed life, with instructions to maintain your professional obligations and "try not to destroy the timeline."
Which was how you found yourself standing in front of a classroom of third-year students the next morning, trying to remember anything useful about shield charms beyond the basics you'd learned in fifth year.
"Professor?" A Ravenclaw girl in the front row raised her hand. "You said last week we'd be practicing against minor hexes today."
"Right," you said, stalling. "But first, let's review. Can anyone tell me the three key principles of effective shielding?"
Thank Merlin for eager students. As they rattled off answers, you discreetly consulted the lesson plans you'd found in your desk drawer. Apparently, your future self was exceptionally organized—each lesson meticulously planned with notes on individual students' progress.
Meanwhile, Riki had reluctantly departed for the Ministry, armed with a crash course in current Auror protocols courtesy of a surprisingly helpful portrait of a former Head of Magical Law Enforcement hanging in McGonagall's office.
"Just act important and delegate everything," the portrait had advised with a wink. "Standard procedure for department heads after a vacation."
Department head. Apparently, Riki had risen quickly through Auror ranks to lead a specialized unit focused on magical smuggling and illegal enchantments. Your respect for your future husband's abilities had increased considerably—not that you'd admit it aloud.
The day passed in a blur of classes, staff meetings, and trying not to reveal your temporal displacement to colleagues who clearly knew you well. By evening, you were mentally exhausted but strangely exhilarated. You'd always secretly considered teaching, and discovering that you'd achieved that ambition was oddly satisfying.
Riki returned home via Floo just before dinner, looking shell-shocked but intact. The children greeted him with enthusiasm, Suki launching herself at his legs while Sara babbled excitedly from her high chair.
"How was it?" you asked once the initial chaos subsided.
"Terrifying," he admitted quietly, accepting the cup of tea you offered. "I'm apparently in charge of seventeen Aurors and coordinating with magical law enforcement across Europe. Me. The guy who once transfigured all the Slytherin common room furniture into rubber ducks."
"Well, you always were good at transfiguration," you pointed out, surprising yourself with the compliment.
He looked equally surprised. "Did you just acknowledge one of my skills without adding an insult?"
"Don't get used to it." But you found yourself smiling anyway.
Suki, ever watchful, observed this exchange with obvious approval. "Dada catch bad wizards today?" she asked, climbing onto his lap.
"Sort of," Riki answered, automatically adjusting to accommodate her. "Dada mostly signed papers and pretended to know what he was doing."
"That's what you always say," Suki giggled, clearly accustomed to this joke.
You watched them together, struck again by how naturally Riki had adapted to fatherhood. The boy who'd once charmed your quills to write nothing but love poems about himself was now patiently listening to a toddler's detailed description of her day at magical daycare.
"Miss Penny let me feed the pygmy puffs," Suki was explaining earnestly. "And I didn't even squeeze them too hard this time."
"That's my girl," Riki said, genuine pride in his voice. "Always improving."
Later, after you'd managed bathtime (Sara could apparently generate tsunamis with minimal water) and bedtime stories (Suki insisted on three, with different voices for each character), you and Riki faced the awkward reality of sleeping arrangements.
"I'll take the sofa," he offered, hovering in the bedroom doorway.
"Don't be ridiculous," you said practically. "That sofa is barely long enough for Suki. We're adults. We can share a bed without it being... weird."
Both of you knew this was a lie, but neither acknowledged it.
You established firm boundaries—a pillow wall down the center of the mattress and strict adherence to respective sides. You changed in the bathroom, emerging in pajamas you'd found in a drawer (thankfully modest), while Riki wore sweatpants and a t-shirt that he'd clearly transfigured to be baggier than its original fit.
"Goodnight," you said stiffly, turning your back to the pillow barrier.
"Goodnight," he replied from his side. "Try not to snore."
"I do not snore!"
"How would you know? You're asleep when it happens."
Just like that, you were arguing again—the familiar pattern a strange comfort in this unfamiliar situation.
You must have eventually fallen asleep, because the next thing you knew, you were waking to a small voice and the mattress dipping slightly.
"Mama? Dada? Bad dream."
Suki stood beside the bed in her Holyhead Harpies pajamas, Puff clutched tightly to her chest, eyes wide and frightened in the dim wandlight that automatically illuminated at her distress.
Riki sat up immediately, all traces of sleep vanishing. "What kind of bad dream, Suki-bean?"
The casual endearment slipped out so naturally that neither of you remarked on it.
"Monsters," she whispered dramatically. "In the closet. And under bed. And in curtains."
"That's a lot of monsters," you said, sitting up as well.
"So many," she agreed solemnly. "Need both Mama and Dada."
She was already climbing onto the bed, worming her way directly into the center—right over your carefully constructed pillow barrier. She settled between you, looking from one to the other expectantly.
"Both stay," she insisted. "Both keep monsters away."
Riki met your eyes over her head, silently communicating in that strange way you'd developed over the past few days. You nodded slightly.
"We'll both stay," he promised. "No monsters allowed."
"That's right," you agreed. "Mama and Dada are scarier than any monsters."
Suki considered this, then nodded decisively. "Mama has scary voice when Sara draws on walls."
Riki bit back a laugh. "She certainly does."
You elbowed him lightly, but couldn't help smiling. Suki snuggled down between you, one small hand gripping your pajama top, the other clutching Riki's shirt.
"Night-night," she murmured, already drifting back to sleep, secure in the knowledge that her parents would keep her safe.
You lay awake long after her breathing deepened, acutely aware of Riki doing the same on the other side of your daughter. Your daughter. The thought still sent a jolt through you.
"This is strange, isn't it?" he whispered finally. "How quickly this starts feeling..."
"Normal," you finished when he trailed off. "I know."
"I'm not as terrible at this as I would have expected," he admitted.
"And I'm not hexing you every five minutes, which shows remarkable restraint on my part."
His low chuckle vibrated through the mattress. "Perhaps we've matured. A little."
"Apparently enough to create this," you said softly, gently brushing a strand of hair from Suki's forehead.
"She's pretty amazing, isn't she?" The naked pride in his voice made your throat tighten.
"Both of them are."
Silence fell again, but it was different now—contemplative rather than awkward. Eventually, you drifted off to sleep, the last sensation being Suki's warm weight against your side and, just beyond her, the steady rhythm of Riki's breathing.
-
The next few days established a strange new routine. You taught Defense Against the Dark Arts by day, gradually growing more comfortable as muscle memory and your future self's excellent notes guided you. Your colleagues clearly respected you—Professor Flitwick even mentioned your recent paper on practical defensive applications of Charms work published in Transfiguration Today.
Riki adapted to Auror work with surprising skill, his natural talent for thinking outside conventional boundaries apparently serving him well in investigating magical smuggling operations. He returned home each evening with increasingly fewer looks of panic and more stories of actual accomplishment.
The children attended Little Sorcerers, a magical daycare in Hogsmeade run by a cheerful witch named Penny Clearwater who had apparently been a few years ahead of you at Hogwarts. Suki was in the "Developing Wands" group for magical children showing early signs of ability, while Sara stayed in the "Baby Beasts" room.
Domestic life fell into place with unexpected ease. You discovered household charms you'd never known, apparently perfected by your future self. Riki, much to your surprise, was an excellent cook—another skill his future self had developed.
"My mother always said cooking is just like potions, but with less chance of explosion," he explained one evening as he expertly charmed knives to chop vegetables. "Usually less chance, anyway."
One week into your strange displacement, you were sitting at the kitchen table grading essays while Riki played with the girls in the living room. His patient voice floated through the doorway as he explained, for what must have been the thousandth time, why Sara couldn't ride the toy broomstick Suki had received for her birthday.
"Because she's too little, Suki. Remember when you were her age and tried to ride Uncle Jake's broom? What happened?"
"I falled in rosebushes," Suki recited reluctantly. "And needed ouchie potion."
"Exactly. So Sara needs to wait until she's bigger, just like you did."
You found yourself smiling at the exchange. The Riki you knew from Hogwarts had never shown this kind of patience. But then, you'd never really looked for it either, had you? You'd been so busy competing, bickering, retaliating for pranks, that you'd never considered there might be more to him.
Later that night, after the children were asleep, you found yourself lingering in the study, examining framed certificates and photographs. Your teaching credentials from a specialized Defense mastery program. Riki's Auror certification, with honors. A joint commendation from the Ministry for some collaborative project.
Riki found you there, two mugs of tea in hand. He offered one silently, and you accepted with a nod of thanks.
"Strange to see what we become," he said finally, examining a photo of you both at what appeared to be a Ministry function.
"Not what I expected," you admitted.
"No?"
You gestured around the study. "Look at all this. Professional success. Academic recognition. A home, a family..." You trailed off, not quite able to complete the thought.
Riki did it for you. "Everything we secretly wanted but were too proud to admit?"
You looked at him sharply. "What do you mean?"
He shrugged, suddenly looking vulnerable in a way the seventeen-year-old Riki never would have allowed. "I never hated you, you know. I was just..."
"Competitive?" you supplied.
"Immature," he corrected with a rueful smile. "And maybe a little intimidated. You always knew exactly what you wanted and how to get it. I just knew what I didn't want—to follow my father into the diplomatic service, to be serious all the time."
"So you became the class clown instead?"
"I became whatever would get a reaction." His honesty surprised you. "Especially from you."
You weren't ready for this conversation—this glimpse beneath the surface of your carefully maintained animosity. So you deflected.
"Well, apparently it worked out for both of us." You gestured to the evidence of your successful careers. "Though I still can't believe I married someone who once enchanted my hair to glow in the dark during exams."
"In my defense, you looked incredible. Like a vengeful goddess."
Despite yourself, you laughed. "I was so furious. I couldn't figure out how to counter it for three days."
"I know." His smile turned reminiscent. "McGonagall finally took pity on you. But not before I got to admire my handiwork for half a week."
The ease between you was new and unsettling. It felt like a betrayal of your properly antagonistic relationship, yet it also felt... right. As if your bodies remembered a friendship—and more—that your minds hadn't yet experienced.
"We should sleep," you said abruptly, uncomfortable with the direction of your thoughts. "Early classes tomorrow."
Riki nodded, the moment broken. "Right. Of course."
You both headed to the bedroom, maintaining the pretense of the pillow barrier even though Suki had demolished it the past three nights in a row, inevitably climbing into your bed with complaints of monsters, bad dreams, or simply "missing Mama and Dada."
But as you lay in the darkness, listening to Riki's breathing slow on the other side of the useless barrier, you couldn't help wondering: If this was your future—a respected career, beautiful children, and an unexpectedly supportive partner—was it really something you wanted to undo?
The thought followed you into dreams where seventeen-year-old Riki laughed as he turned your hair pink, but adult Riki smiled as he helped you wash it out, his fingers gentle against your scalp and his eyes holding something you weren't ready to name.
-
Morning sunlight filtered through the curtains as you carefully extracted yourself from the bed, trying not to disturb Riki. Over the past ten days, you'd fallen into an uneasy routine—you rose early to prepare for your classes while he handled the nighttime wake-ups with Sara, who still wasn't sleeping through the night.
Today you had a particularly early staff meeting to review the upcoming O.W.L. practical examinations. You gathered your teaching robes and had just started toward the bathroom when a loud chiming sound filled the room.
A glowing orb materialized above the dresser—something like a remembrall but larger and pulsing with magical energy. You approached it cautiously, poking it with your wand.
The orb expanded, revealing the face of a woman you didn't recognize—though she clearly knew you, judging by her broad smile.
"Fucking finally! I've been trying to reach you since yesterday!" the woman exclaimed. Her curly hair was piled haphazardly atop her head, and she appeared to be wearing pajamas. "Did you get my message about Friday? Because Marcus is taking the kids to his mother's, and I'm desperate for a girls' night."
You froze, desperately trying to place her. This must be a friend of your future self—possibly your best friend, given her casual manner.
"I, um—" you stammered.
"Oh shit, did I wake you? What time is it there?" She squinted, then gasped dramatically. "Is that Riki in bed behind you? Sorry! Although..." her voice dropped to a conspiratorial whisper, "since I've got you both, I might as well ask. That thing you mentioned last month? The tongue thing?"
Your face burned as you realized what kind of "thing" she was referring to.
"I tried it with Marcus but I must be doing something wrong because he just looked confused, and honestly, after three kids you'd think I'd have figured out how to keep things interesting," she continued, seemingly oblivious to your discomfort. "But you always seem to have Riki thoroughly fucked—he practically glows every time I see him—so clearly you're doing something right."
You heard a muffled sound from the bed and glanced back to see Riki stirring, his eyes opening with confusion that quickly transformed to interest as he caught snippets of the conversation.
"I mean," your friend continued, lowering her voice even more, "last time we talked, you said it was all about the pattern you use with your tongue and how you have to maintain eye contact the whole time? And something about using a specific angle? I tried but Marcus kept laughing and saying it tickled."
Riki's eyebrows shot up, and he propped himself on his elbows, now fully awake and listening intently.
"And then you mentioned that thing with the ice cube beforehand? Did you mean like directly on his—"
"I REALLY need to go," you interrupted desperately, but your friend was on a roll.
"—because that seemed extreme, but then again, your sex life is legendary. Remember at New Year's when you two disappeared for an hour and came back looking like you'd been mauled by something? And Riki couldn't stop smirking for the rest of the night? Merlin's balls, whatever you did to him must have been spectacular."
At this point, Riki had both hands clamped over his mouth, his entire body shaking with barely contained laughter.
"Anyway," your friend continued, blissfully unaware of the chaos she was causing, "I just need a refresher. When you grip his thighs, is it more about the pressure or the—"
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" you finally shouted, frantically tapping the orb, trying to end the call. "I'M ABOUT TO BE LATE FOR A MEETING!"
"Oh! Sorry!" she said, finally noticing your distress. "But just quickly—that position you mentioned, the one where you—"
"SILENCIO!" you bellowed, finally succeeding in muting her. But the call continued, her lips moving silently as she enthusiastically mimed what appeared to be a particularly athletic maneuver.
Behind you, Riki had lost his battle with composure. He was now howling with laughter, rolling on the bed and clutching his stomach.
"Holy shit," he gasped between fits of hysterical laughter. "Eye contact the whole time? Ice cubes? What the fuck do our future selves get up to?"
You finally located the deactivation rune and jabbed it violently. The orb vanished with a small pop, leaving mortified silence in its wake.
Well, silence except for Riki's continued uncontrollable laughter.
"I will hex you into next week," you threatened, your face burning hot enough to fry an egg.
"The fucking tongue thing!" he wheezed, tears streaming down his face. "And apparently I get 'thoroughly mauled' at New Year's? No wonder future-me always looks so damn pleased with himself!"
"Would you SHUT UP?" you hissed, grabbing a pillow and launching it at his head.
He caught it mid-air, his Quidditch reflexes intact even as he gasped for breath between laughs. "I can't—I can't breathe—"
"Good! Die, then!"
"Aww, don't be embarrassed," he teased, finally regaining some control. "Obviously our future selves enjoy fucking each other. We have two tiny munchkins as proof of that." He gestured toward the nursery with a grin. "Concrete evidence of at least two very successful encounters."
"This isn't funny, you absolute ass!" But your embarrassment was being overtaken by reluctant amusement at the absurdity of the situation.
"It's extremely funny," he countered, sitting up and wiping tears from his eyes. "Your face when she started mimicking that position—"
You launched yourself across the bed, determined to silence him before he could continue. Your hand clamped over his mouth as you landed half on top of him, using your body weight to pin him down.
"Not. Another. Goddamn. Word." You glared down at him, trying to look intimidating despite your undoubtedly bright red face.
His eyes crinkled at the corners, amusement evident even with his mouth covered. But then something shifted in his gaze—the laughter fading into something warmer, more intense. You suddenly became acutely aware of your position: straddling his lap, one hand over his mouth, your faces inches apart.
His breath was warm against your palm. You should move. You should definitely move. But your body seemed frozen, caught in the magnetic pull of his gaze.
Slowly, deliberately, he reached up and wrapped his fingers around your wrist, gently pulling your hand away from his mouth. The casual strength in his grip sent an unexpected shiver down your spine.
"Is this how you keep me thoroughly fucked and satisfied?" he murmured, voice pitched low in a way you'd never heard from seventeen-year-old Riki. "Pinning me down until I submit?"
Your breath caught. The air between you felt charged, crackling with a tension that had nothing to do with your usual animosity.
"I—" Whatever you might have said was lost as a piercing wail erupted from the nursery monitor on the nightstand.
"DAAAAADAAAA!" Sara's voice shattered the moment. "UP! UP NOW!"
Riki closed his eyes briefly, a mixture of frustration and resignation crossing his features. "Fuck. Perfect timing, as always," he muttered.
You scrambled off him, nearly falling in your haste to put distance between your bodies. "I should—shower. Meeting. Early."
Eloquence had apparently abandoned you entirely.
He swung his legs over the side of the bed, running a hand through his already disheveled hair. "I'll check on Sara."
"Right. Good. Yes." You edged toward the bathroom, clutching your teaching robes like a shield.
At the door, he paused, throwing you a look over his shoulder. "You know we're going to have to continue this conversation eventually."
"What conversation?" you asked, aiming for innocent and missing by several miles.
His smile was slow and knowing. "The one about all the ways our future selves apparently enjoy fucking each other. And maybe that tongue thing. Seems like valuable information we shouldn't waste."
With that parting shot, he left to tend to Sara, leaving you leaning weakly against the bathroom door, your heart racing and your mind filled with images you had no business imagining.
-
You'd just finished putting Sara down for her nap when the distinct crack of apparition sounded from the front garden. Wand instantly in hand—a reflex from your Defense teaching—you moved cautiously toward the window.
A petite Japanese woman in elegant midnight-blue robes stood at your gate, a large ornate box floating beside her. Her hair was pulled into a sleek knot at the nape of her neck, and though she must have been in her fifties, she had the posture of someone half her age.
"Riki!" you called, recognizing her from the family photos. "Your mother's here!"
There was a crash from the kitchen, followed by a string of muffled curses.
"My WHAT?" he hissed, appearing in the doorway with a look of undisguised panic. "Why? Did you know she was coming?"
"How would I know that?" you whispered back frantically.
"You're the one who's apparently been married to me for years! Don't you have a schedule or something?"
Before you could argue further, an imperious knock sounded at the door. You both froze like guilty first-years caught out after curfew.
Suki, oblivious to your distress, came barreling down the hall. "GRANDMA!" she squealed, reaching for the doorknob before either of you could stop her.
The door swung open to reveal Riki's mother, her stern expression instantly transforming into a warm smile at the sight of her granddaughter.
"Suki!" she exclaimed, setting down her floating package to sweep the child into her arms. "Have you been practicing your Japanese?"
"Hai, Grandma!" Suki replied proudly.
"Good girl." She kissed Suki's forehead before setting her down, then turned her attention to you and Riki, who was hovering awkwardly behind you.
"Darling," she greeted you with unexpected warmth, moving forward to embrace you. "You look tired. Is my son helping enough with the children?" She didn't wait for an answer before turning to Riki. "Riki! Your hair is a mess. Are you still sleeping until noon? You have responsibilities now!"
Without warning, she reached up and slapped the back of his head—a feat requiring her to almost stand on tiptoe, given the height difference.
"Mom!" Riki protested, rubbing his head. "It's good to see you too."
"Is it? When was the last time you visited?" She grabbed his ear and tugged, pulling his head down to her level. "Do I need to remind you of the importance of family?"
You bit your lip, trying desperately not to laugh at the sight of fully-grown Auror Riki being treated like a naughty schoolboy. The look of helpless resignation on his face suggested this was a regular occurrence.
"We've been busy with work, Mom," you intervened, taking pity on him. "Please, come in. Would you like some tea?"
She released Riki's ear and beamed at you. "Always so polite. This one knows how to show respect, Riki. You should learn from your wife."
"Yes, Mom," Riki muttered, rubbing his ear.
"Grandma bring presents?" Suki asked hopefully, eyeing the box that had resumed floating beside her grandmother.
"Just one special delivery today," Hana replied, guiding the box into the living room with a flick of her wand. "For your parents."
You led everyone into the kitchen, where you busied yourself preparing tea. Riki, clearly trying to behave, pulled out a chair for his mother.
"Such good manners," Hana observed with mock surprise. "Did your wife teach you that, too?"
"Mom..." Riki began with a long-suffering sigh.
"I'm teasing, Riki," she said, but slapped his arm anyway. "Mostly."
You placed a teacup in front of her, grateful that your future self apparently knew how she took her tea.
"Now," Hana said after taking a delicate sip, "about the item you asked me to find."
You exchanged a quick glance with Riki, neither of you having any idea what she was referring to.
"I've brought it, just as promised," she continued. "Though why you couldn't have asked for it during your visit last month instead of by owl, I don't understand."
"Work has been... unpredictable," you improvised, hoping it was a plausible excuse.
Hana made a dismissive gesture. "Always work with you two. But I suppose that's why you're both so successful." There was genuine pride in her voice, despite her criticisms.
"Suki," she said, turning to her granddaughter who was attempting to climb onto Riki's lap, "would you show me your new drawings? The ones you told Grandma about in your message?"
Suki nodded eagerly. "In my room! I drawed a dragon eating ice cream!"
"Drew, Baby," Riki corrected automatically.
"That's what I said, Daddy," Suki replied with the confidence of a child who could never be wrong. She took her grandmother's hand and began tugging her toward the stairs.
"I'll just be a few minutes," Hana said, allowing herself to be led away. "Riki, make yourself useful and start dinner. Your wife works all day teaching those hopeless children to defend themselves. The least you can do is feed her properly."
"Yes, Mom," Riki replied with practiced patience.
The moment they disappeared upstairs, he turned to you. "What the hell is going on? What did you apparently ask her for?"
"How should I know?" you whispered back. "Maybe it's in that box she brought?"
You both turned to look at the ornate package still floating in the living room. It was wrapped in deep blue silk with silver constellations that actually twinkled and shifted across the fabric.
"Whatever it is, it's fancy," Riki observed. "And apparently important."
"We can't open it until we know what it is," you said reasonably. "Your mother might expect a specific reaction."
"I haven't seen her this... pleasant... in years," Riki admitted. "Usually there's at least twenty minutes of criticism before she even considers smiling."
"She seems quite fond of me," you couldn't help noting with a slight smirk.
"Of course she is," Riki grumbled. "You're exactly the type of person she wanted me to be—studious, responsible, organized. You probably color-code your lesson plans."
"I do not!" you protested, then caught yourself. "Well, future-me might, but that's beside the point."
Before you could continue, Hana reappeared, sans Suki. "She's showing Sara her drawings now," she explained. "That child could talk for England in the Olympics."
"Wonder where she gets that from," you said, giving Riki a pointed look.
Hana laughed. "Exactly what I was thinking." She moved to the box and gestured for you to join her. "Come, I'll show you what I found. Riki, start the rice. The women are talking."
Riki rolled his eyes but obediently moved to the kitchen, muttering something about "impossible women ganging up on him."
Hana drew you to the far side of the living room, lowering her voice. "I wanted to give this to you privately first," she said, untying the silk wrapping. "So you can decide how to present it to him for your anniversary."
Anniversary? Your heart rate picked up. Exactly how close was this supposedly important date?
The silk fell away, revealing a carved wooden box with the Nishimura family crest inlaid in mother-of-pearl. Hana opened it carefully to reveal a stunning platinum pocket watch nestled in velvet.
"It belonged to his grandfather," she explained, lifting it gently. "Riki adored it as a child. Used to beg to hold it, would sit for hours watching the constellation dial shift with the seasons."
She opened the watch's case, revealing an exquisitely detailed night sky in miniature, with tiny stars that glittered and moved in real-time. The craftsmanship was breathtaking.
"His grandfather promised it to him when he became a man worthy of it," Hana continued, a soft smile playing at her lips. "But he passed before Riki finished Hogwarts."
She pressed the watch into your hands. "When you wrote asking if I still had it—if I would consider letting you give it to him for your fifth anniversary—I admit I cried. You understand my son in ways I never could."
Fifth anniversary. The words echoed in your mind. You and Riki had been married for five years in this timeline.
"I..." you began, genuinely moved by both the gift and the sentiment behind it.
"No need for words," Hana said, patting your hand. "I know you'll present it perfectly. Just promise me you'll take a photograph of his face when he sees it."
"I promise," you said sincerely, carefully returning the watch to its case.
"Good. Now hide it away before he—"
"Before I what?" Riki asked, returning from the kitchen with a dish towel over his shoulder.
Hana moved with surprising speed, snatching the box and thrusting it behind you. "Before you stick your nose where it doesn't belong!" she scolded, reaching up to tug his ear again. "Honestly, Riki, eavesdropping at your age!"
"I wasn't—" he protested, bending awkwardly to accommodate her grip on his ear. "Mom, please!"
"Go back to the kitchen," she commanded. "The rice will burn."
"It's in a spelled pot, it can't burn," he argued.
She released his ear only to slap the back of his head again. "Don't contradict your mother. Go. Shoo."
Riki shot you a pleading look, but you merely shrugged, hiding your amusement poorly. He slouched back to the kitchen, muttering something that sounded suspiciously like "traitor."
Once he was out of earshot, Hana handed you the box again. "Hide this somewhere he won't look. Do you have such a place?"
You thought quickly. "My lesson plan cabinet. He'd rather face a Hungarian Horntail than look through teaching materials."
Hana nodded approvingly. "Smart girl. This is why I always said you were too good for him."
"I don't know about that," you said, surprising yourself with the sincerity in your voice.
Hana's expression softened. "Neither does he. That's what makes you perfect together." She straightened her robes briskly. "Now, I should supervise his cooking before he ruins dinner. His father was the same way—brilliant man, hopeless with domestic spells."
As she marched toward the kitchen, you heard her exclaim, "Riki! What are you doing to those poor vegetables? Here, let me show you again..."
You slipped the box into your teaching bag, mind reeling. Five years of marriage. A thoughtful anniversary gift that Riki would apparently treasure. A mother-in-law who clearly adored you and whom you called "Mom" with ease.
This life—this future—kept revealing layers that made it harder and harder to dismiss as a nightmare or a prank gone wrong. Because parts of it, if you were being honest with yourself, didn't feel wrong at all.
They felt alarmingly, confusingly right.
From the kitchen came the sound of Riki's protests, followed by his mother's firm instructions and what sounded like another light slap. Despite everything—your displacement in time, your confusion about your feelings, the lingering embarrassment from this morning's call—you found yourself smiling.
Some things, apparently, never changed. Even in a future where everything else had.
-
Two days after Hana's visit, you were grading essays in the study when the fireplace flared green. Instinctively, you reached for your wand, still not entirely comfortable with the casual magical security of your future home.A man's head appeared in the flames—mid-thirties, with an easy smile and close-cropped hair. "Riki! You home, mate?" he called.
You hesitated, unsure how to respond. Thankfully, Riki appeared from the kitchen, and you were surprised to see genuine delight spreading across his face.
"Jake!" He rushed to the fireplace, the dish towel in his hands forgotten. "Merlin, it's good to see you."
The relief in his voice was palpable—this wasn't just recognition of someone from this future timeline, but someone he genuinely knew.
"Good to see me? You saw me three days ago at the office," Jake's floating head laughed. "Listen, just checking about tomorrow night. Seera's been on my case all week about what time you two are arriving."
Riki blinked, momentarily thrown. "Tomorrow night?"
Jake's expression turned exasperated. "The department dinner? Don't tell me you forgot. You RSVPed weeks ago."
"Right. The department dinner," Riki repeated, shooting you a panicked glance.
"Unbelievable," Jake said, but his tone was affectionate rather than annoyed. "I've been reminding you about deadlines since you were nine, and you still forget. Good thing I called. Seera would hex me into next week if you two didn't show—she's been looking forward to catching up with the professor here." He nodded in your direction.
You gave a small wave, noting how Riki seemed to relax into the familiar dynamic with Jake.
"It's just..." Riki began, running a hand through his hair, "with the children and everything—"
"Don't even start," Jake cut him off. "You already arranged for Molly Weasley to watch the girls. You told me yourself last week. Said it was your anniversary gift to yourselves—an evening without sticky fingers and bedtime tantrums."
Your eyes met Riki's, a silent message passing between you. He looked both relieved to be talking to someone from his past and confused by the new information.
"Right," Riki said, recovering his composure. "Sorry, just a long week. What time is it again?"
"Seven for drinks, dinner at eight," Jake replied. "At Theodesia's in Diagon Alley. The private room upstairs." He paused, then added with a knowing smirk, "Formal dress. You know how the boss loves any excuse for everyone to get fancy."
"Great," Riki said with more genuine enthusiasm now. "Looking forward to it."
"You'd better be. Seera's been practicing her speech all week." Jake winked. "She's determined to toast the department's most disgustingly perfect couple on their anniversary milestone."
"Our... right." Riki's hand went back to his hair—a nervous tell you'd noticed over the past weeks. "Wouldn't miss it."
"Excellent! See you both tomorrow, then," Jake said. His head started to withdraw, then popped back. "Oh, and Riki? Wear the blue dress robes. Your wife once told Seera they make your ass look fantastic."
With that parting shot and a laugh, he disappeared, leaving the fireplace ordinary once more.
Riki stared at the empty fireplace for a moment, a complicated mix of emotions crossing his face.
"You know him," you said, not a question but an observation. "From before all this."
"Jake Sim," Riki nodded, sinking onto the sofa beside you. "He lived down the street from us when I was a kid. Seven years older than me, but he always let me tag along when his friends played Quidditch. Taught me how to fly, actually." His voice softened with fondness. "Kind of the big brother I never had."
"That must be nice," you said carefully. "Having someone familiar in all this strangeness."
"It is," he admitted. "Weird to see him so much older, though." He glanced at you. "Apparently he works in the Auror department with me. That explains a lot—he always said he wanted to be an Auror."
"So," you said, returning to practicalities, "department dinner tomorrow."
"Apparently." Riki looked less panicked now, almost reassured by the connection to his past. "Formal. With at least one person I actually know."
"And a toast to our anniversary." You groaned. "Perfect."
"Let me check the details," Riki said, summoning his work organizer from his bag and flipping through to tomorrow's date. "Here it is. 'Annual Auror Division Recognition Dinner. Special achievement acknowledgments.' And in smaller writing: 'Jake and Seera Sim confirmed, Table 3.'"
"Recognition dinner? Is your future self getting an award or something?"
"I have no idea." Riki looked genuinely alarmed by the possibility. "I'm still trying to figure out where to find case files in my office."
You rubbed your temples, feeling a headache forming. "So now we have to attend a formal dinner with people who know us—our future selves—well enough to comment on how your ass looks in dress robes, make anniversary toasts, and possibly present you with some kind of award."
"Don't forget we apparently arranged childcare with Molly Weasley," Riki added. "Whom neither of us has spoken to in this timeline."
"Shit." You dropped your head into your hands. "This is getting more complicated by the day."
Riki was quiet for a moment, then said thoughtfully, "Maybe we should look at this as an opportunity."
You raised your head. "An opportunity for what? Public humiliation?"
"Information gathering," he corrected, looking more confident than he had in days. "Jake knows me—the real me. And he obviously knows our future selves well too. He might be able to help us understand how we ended up... here." He gestured vaguely between you. "Plus, if this is some kind of work event, I might learn more about what my job actually entails."
He had a point. And if you were honest with yourself, you were a bit curious about your social circle in this future life—especially this childhood friend who had clearly remained important to Riki into adulthood.
"Fine," you conceded. "But we need a strategy. Signals if one of us is getting into conversational quicksand."
"I'll step on your foot if you start heading into dangerous territory," Riki suggested.
"And I'll spill my drink on you if you do the same."
"Seems fair," he agreed, then glanced at the clock. "Should we... call Molly? Confirm the childcare arrangement?"
"As much as I'm dreading it, probably," you admitted. "We also need to figure out what to wear to this thing."
Riki stood up. "I'll check the wardrobe for the allegedly ass-flattering blue robes. You handle Molly."
"Why do I get the hard job?" you protested.
"Because she already loves you, Professor," he said with a grin. "Everyone does, apparently."
You threw a quill at him, which he dodged easily as he headed upstairs.
After an awkward but ultimately successful Floo call to Molly Weasley—who indeed seemed already aware of your childcare needs and waved off your attempts to confirm details with a cheerful "Of course, dear, just bring them over before six like usual"—you headed upstairs to assess your own formal wear options.
The master bedroom closet revealed an impressive collection of teaching robes interspersed with more formal attire. Near the back, you found several elegant dress robes and gowns that your seventeen-year-old self would never have imagined owning.
You were examining a particularly stunning deep green gown when Riki emerged from the bathroom, holding up a set of formal midnight-blue dress robes with silver embroidery along the cuffs and collar.
"Found them," he announced. "Think these are the ones that make my ass look fantastic?"
"I wouldn't know," you said primly. "I've never made a habit of assessing that particular feature."
"Liar," he said with a smirk. "I've caught you looking."
"I have not—" you began, then stopped at his triumphant expression. "You're just trying to get a rise out of me!"
"And succeeding." He grinned, then nodded at the green gown in your hands. "That one. It's phenomenal."
You glanced down at the gown, surprised by his comment. "You think?"
"I know." His voice had lost its teasing edge. "You wore something similar to the Yule Ball in fourth year. I remembered thinking..." He trailed off, suddenly looking uncomfortable.
"Thinking what?" you prompted, curious despite yourself.
"Nothing important." He focused intently on his dress robes, inspecting them for non-existent lint. "Just that you looked... nice."
The admission hung in the air between you, unexpectedly weighty. You'd gone to the Yule Ball with a Ravenclaw boy whose name you barely remembered now. You hadn't even realized Riki had noticed you that night.
"Well," you said, trying to sound casual, "I suppose this will do, then."
"We should probably practice," Riki said abruptly.
"Practice what?"
"Acting like... you know. A couple." His cheeks had colored slightly. "If these people know us well, they'll expect certain behaviors. Interactions."
"Like what?" You weren't sure if the flutter in your stomach was anxiety or something else.
"I don't know, exactly. But probably more than the awkward distance we've been maintaining." He gestured between you. "People who've been married for five years don't flinch when they accidentally brush hands passing the salt."
He had a point, loath as you were to admit it. Your attempts at playing happy couple in front of the children were unconvincing enough; fooling adults who knew you well would be even harder.
"What did you have in mind?" you asked cautiously.
"Just... getting more comfortable. Small things." He stepped closer, tentatively reaching for your hand. "May I?"
Your heart stuttered as you nodded, allowing him to take your hand in his. His fingers were warm, slightly calloused—Auror training, perhaps, or years of Quidditch.
"See? Not so terrible." His voice had dropped to a lower register that sent an unexpected shiver through you.
"I suppose not," you managed.
He took another half step closer. "At an event like this, I might... put my arm around you." Slowly, telegraphing his movements, he released your hand and slid his arm around your waist.
You tensed briefly, then made yourself relax into the contact. It felt strange—Nishimura Riki touching you without it being part of some prank or competition—but not unpleasant.
"And you might lean into me a little," he suggested. "Like it's natural."
Hesitantly, you shifted your weight, allowing your body to rest slightly against his. He was solid, warm, his familiar scent—sandalwood and something uniquely him—enveloping you.
"Better," he murmured. "Almost convincing."
You looked up, intending to make some sarcastic remark, but the words died in your throat. His face was much closer than you'd realized, his dark eyes studying you with an intensity that made your pulse quicken.
"People might expect us to..." he began, then paused. "That is, married couples usually..."
"Usually what?" you whispered, though you knew perfectly well what he meant.
His gaze dropped briefly to your lips, then back to your eyes. "Dance," he finished, stepping back abruptly and breaking the moment. "We should practice dancing. For tomorrow."
"Right," you said, ignoring the confusing pang of disappointment. "Dancing. Good idea."
"I'll, um, let you finish looking through your options," he said, backing toward the door with his blue robes still clutched in one hand. "Need to check on the girls anyway."
He disappeared down the hall, leaving you alone with a racing heart and the lingering sensation of his arm around your waist.
You turned back to the closet, fingers brushing against the green fabric of the gown. A formal dinner with colleagues who knew your future selves intimately. An anniversary toast. And Riki in robes specifically noted for how well they fit him.
Tomorrow night promised to be interesting, to say the least.
part 2
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