#codmw2 incorrect quotes

[princessdimondheart]

Y/N: pspspsps

König: *walks over* are you trying to call a cat to you?

Y/N: no, but what I tried to call did come to me. :)

König: ???

König: ….

König: !!

König: 😳

Y/N: *giggles*

CODMW2 Masterlist

[messy-gemini1]

More Task force 141 and reader :)

Reader: I know one person who finds me funny! Price: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself! Reader: Okay then I'm out. ______

Ghost, watching Soap do something stupid: Reader, you're officially only the second highest risk here. Reader: Hell yeah! I'm gonna— Ghost: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up _____

Soap: Reader isn’t answering my messages. Ghost: Allow me. Soap: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi- Reader: *replying to message* Hello. ______

The gang vsiting reader after she was wounded: Reader: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be! ______

Ghost: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Reader: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Ghost: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Reader: Is it working? _____ Reader: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Ghost, used to Reader being dumb: Sure... Reader: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Ghost: Okay? Reader: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Ghost: Reader: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio- Ghost: Jesus, that one is a little- Alejandro, interested: No, no, Reader, keep going. ______ Soap: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Ghost: You looked in a mirror? Soap: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful. ______

Gaz: So, what are we doing? Reader: Wasting our lives. Gaz: I meant for lunch... ______

Reader: Okay. Hypothetically speaking, how mad would you be if I burned a hot pocket so badly it could probably fall off a ten-story building and be completely fine? Price: Reader, what did you do? Reader: Take a guess. ______

Rodolfo when he first met Alejandro: Are you this rude to everyone?! Alejandro: Yup. Alejandro: Don't think you're special. ______

Soap to reader after stealing one of Ghosts masks: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Reader: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Soap: Reader: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this. ______

Soap: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!? Reader, sitting down, surrounded by dead Shadows: I won Mafia, that’s what. ______

Reader: Why does everyone want to kill Graves? Soap: Because, goddamnit, have you seen them? Their neck looks so snappable.

[blingblong55]

Friends bully for fun- Soap&Ghost

In a mission, Soap and Ghost once more are teamed up

Soap: *under his breath* fuuck

Ghost: what's the matter?

Soap: you know what, I will not allow myself to be antagonised bullied and singled out during this mission

*2 minutes later*

*its pouring rain*

Soap:...don't say it

Ghost: be careful sergeant, you might become...soapy

*over the radio Gaz and Price can hear incoherent yelling, cursing and laughter*

[foap-enjoyer]

Hanging out at the bar

Price, jokingly: Have you considered shaving that stupid mohawk? Soap, flatout drunk and very, very serious: Have YOU considered shaving off the rat plastered to your face? Price: ...? Soap, taking a swig of his beer: Didn't think so. Soap-'hawk one, Price-rat zerooOOo! Ghost: Owned, Price. You just got owned. Soap: You're one to talk, Edgelord. Ghost: Wow.

[krypticcafe]

Ghost: *exists* Soap, trying to rizz: 🎶TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME, TAAAAALK TO ME, TEEEEELL ME WHAT'S ONNNN YOUR YOUR MINDDDD🎶 Y/N, also trying to rizz: 🎶IF YOU WANT IT, GIRLLLL, COME AND GET IT🎶 Both: 🎶ALL! THIS! IS HEREEEE FOR YOUUUU!!🎶

[dawnofh]

Calling 141 by their real names. [Headcannon]

Price

As soon as he here’s anything but “Captain” or “Price”, you’re good as dead.

Would be a moment of silence before he turns to stare at you directly with a straight face, “What did you just call me, Soldier?”

Will turn to face you with the cigar still in his mouth then take a long drag. The silence is so loud.

His calm yet assertive voice is enough to make a grown man cry.

Respect your elders.

Would definitely death stare you if you did it in front of anyone but if you said it during a mission he’d smack your head then threaten you to keep this off the record.

Expect to be punished, at least 100 push-ups and a scolding should suffice as well as a 2hr lecture about respect then a transition into, “It’s because of that damn phone.”

Does not give two shits if it’s for a TikTok, “You call me Johnathan again and I’ll hang you from a rope.”

In conclusion, don’t fuck around with Price if you’re a Private. You’re asking to get killed, this man doesn’t play around.

However if you knew Price when he was a Lieutenant and was his subordinate, he might just let you off the hook because you’re practically family by now. By default anyone older than him and higher ranked can call him by name.

Even so he’d still be taken back by the fact you’ve said his name so casually. Would only allow you to say it out of work though.

He’s still going to threaten to hang you from a rope regardless.

Ghost

“That’s Lieutenant or Ghost to you, Soldier.”

Angry 6’4 British man.

Say your prayers, homeboy would likely cuss you out and threaten you in his thickest Manchester accent he can conjure up.

Doesn’t need to use intimidation tactics, he is the intimidation tactic.

You’ve heard enough ghost stories about him from your fellow peers. Therefore where you found the balls to call him Simon is beyond you.

Will probably let it slide once but if it happens again he’d either ignore you every time you address him by his name, give you a serious scolding or just stare. Will never get physical with his subordinates or any teammate for that matter unless it’s training.

His stare will 100% make you apologise and refer to him as “Sir” for as long as you are in the military.

Genuinely all this man has to do is stare. His stare speaks louder than words.

He has a major staring problem.

If you two have known each other for years upon years or if you’re higher ranked than him then Simon is fine. Especially if you’re part of 141 or out of work.

Still would stare at you if you call him by name.

Soap

“Only Ghost can call me Johnny.”

Wouldn’t get as upset as Price and Ghost.

Is probably really close and buddy-buddy with his subordinates, especially if he’s the one training them.

Don’t misunderstand and take advantage of his kindness as a ticket to disrespect him. This Scottish hawk will put you in a chokehold if you continuously call him by name.

Likely the type to chase you around base and if not will make you do 50 laps until he thinks you’ve learnt your lesson.

If you’re a sergeant like him, you probably wouldn’t take him seriously, “Oi John, get your ass over here.” “Would it kill you to just call me, Soap?”

You’d make fun of him by calling him different brands of soaps and sometimes your personal favourites “Sergeant Dishwash” or “Sergeant head and shoulders.” Every soap related joke you can think of.

*Upset Scottish noises*

If you’re close with him he doesn’t care, same with out of work but still, don’t call him Johnny. He’d much rather prefer John. Johnny is reserved for Ghost.

Gaz

“Just Gaz will do.”

Total sweetheart but has attitude.

Insults you with his lovely voice and accent, it barely sounds like an insult if he’s not yelling it.

Would reverse uno card by calling you by your name, “Hey Kyle.” “Hi Y/N.”

Gaz is a wild card, depending on his mood, your ranking and how close you two are he might just let it slide, shrug it off or flick you on your forehead.

If he’s salty about you calling him “Kyle” he’ll make an example out of you during training for the other rookies to see. “Today’s lesson, I will be showing you what happens when you address me by anything but Sergeant Gaz.”

Will not go easy on you, your face will kiss the floor. Lesson learnt.

If you two are friends or you’re higher ranked than him then it doesn’t phase him in the slightest.

Pretty chilled and down to earth type of guy. If he gives you respect then he expects the same back.

Extras:

Y/N: Good morning, Johnathan.

Price: *Sigh* We’ve been through this, Muppet. What is my name?

Y/N: Johnathan?

Price: No.

Y/N: John?

Price: Negative.

Y/N: John Price?

Price: We’re getting closer.

Y/N: Captain John Price.

Price: There you go.

[Credit: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFsSJvLB/]

Y/N: Whaddup Simon.

Ghost: I don’t find you funny.

Y/N: Hey Johnny.

Soap: Only Ghost calls me Johnny, you may call me John.

Y/N: Sup Kyle

Gaz: What’s good, Fam.

[hallo-anon]

Ghost, learning to drive: What would happen if I press the gas and break at the same time?

Soap: The car takes a screenshot

Gaz, in the backseat, regretting his decision to tag along: I would like to get out now

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Price: So what's it like dating Soap?

Ghost: Imagine dating a civilized, calm, mature person

Price: Okay?

Ghost, watching Soap throw a decoy grenade at recruits: Now throw all that out the window

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Soap, reading a message left by their target: "Will....Ghost....Die?" What a dumb question to ask, someone already tried and the bastard just dug himself out

Ghost, not sure if he should be offended or not:

Gaz: No, Soap that says "Ghost will die."

Soap: That's still a dumb statement. They sound like Roba now with this kind of attitude. They're just gonna get disappointed like he did

Ghost, offended and confused: What the fuck Soap?

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Alex: I got good news and bad news, which do you wanna hear first

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Farah: The good news?

Alex: I'm never doing it again

Ghost: Ovens have windows, microwaves too, you can see all the way through a blender, but dish washers. Oh no, you can never see what goes on in there

Price, at his wits end: Simon, it 3am

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Ghost: Some of you lack the dissociative skills needed to emotionally survive the apocalypse and it shows

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[zombyaru]

Ghost: Soap, do you know why I like you?

Soap: why?

Ghost: Because I never have a topic for conversation.

Ghost: And you never shut up.

Ghost: And you always say something stupid that entertains me.

Ghost: And it's very nice.

[radiantblog-cod]

Call of duty incorrect quotes part 1

141 seeing a woman with a hoodie over her head and soap feels playful:

Soap: „5£ she’s brunette.“

Ghost: „Johnny, she’s blonde. 5£.“

Gaz: „You both are wrong- black hair. 5£.“

Price: „oh damn why are you all so childish?! Redhair- 5£!“

——-

Ghost: „was a pleasure doing business with ya….“

[writingnarrative]

Ghost: *Wearing civvies*

Soap: Ha! Nice outfit, loser. 2022 just called.

Ghost:

Soap, picking up his phone: Oh my god. The Queen’s passed away.

Ghost: 😦

[amirixoxo]

What I’ll write for

——————————————————————— Who I’ll write

TMNT

07’

Leo

Raph

Mikey

Donnie

12’

Leo

Raph

Donnie

Mikey

18’

Raph

Leo

Mikey

Donnie

———————————————————————MCR

Gerard( any era) : this also counts for characters such as: Nurse Way, Party poison etc

Frank

Ray

( I’m not writing for Mikey at the moment because i don’t think I can capture him well enough)

———————————————————————SOUTH PARK

( when I write for SP I will age up the characters to be teens or adults depending on the type of story )

The main 4: Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman

Tweak

Craig

Tolkien:

Clyde

Wendy

Bebe

Butters

Pip

Damien

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AOT

Armin

Eren

Reiner

Connie

———————————————————————

Haikyuu

( same as South Park depending on the kind of story characters might be aged up )

Hinata

Kageyama

Tsukishima

Yamaguchi

Daichi

Sugawara

Coach Ukai

Kuroo

Kenma

Oikawa

Bokuto( aka big booty goddess ✨)

———————————————————————

Kakeguri

Midari

Yumiko

Mary

———————————————————————MHA

Bakugo

Deku

Kirishima

Denki

Sero

Iida

Shoji

Tokoyami

Dabi

Hawks

Aizawa

Mic

All Might

Fat Gum

Shigaraki

Twice

———————————————————————

Stranger Things

Steve

Robbin

Eddie

———————————————————————The Black Phone

Finny Blake

Bruce Yamada

Vance Hopper

———————————————————————

CODMW2

Ghost

König

———————————————————————Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva Boss

Charlie

Vaggie

Alastor

Angel

Arackniss

Sir Pentious

Tom Trench

Lucifer

Lillith

Vox

Blitzø

Millie & Moxie

Stolas

Octavia

Loona

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What I WILL write

hc’s

Fluff💛

Simple romance/one shots 💖

Smut♥️

Angst 🖤 to an extent

incorrect quotes 💚

Personal Headcannons🤍

——————————————————————What I WILL NOT write

anything MAPS Related

T-cest/ incest

abusive relationships

toxic anything

yandare

underage anything

———————————————————————if there is anything I left unclear of something I missed or was not on the list that you would like to see please LMK! I hope to hear from you lovely humans soon

BYE BYE

Amiri

[princessdimondheart]

Y/N: Is that my mug?

Ghost: ….

Ghost: no.

Y/N: ….but it’s pink with flowers

Ghost: …no.

Y/N: ….

Ghost: …..

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[messy-gemini1]

Task force141! reader because i love ghost and soap :)

Y/n is referred to as hound sometimes

Y/n: If I die, you can have what little I own. Soap: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Y/n: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Soap: Soap: *Sighs* Let me call Ghost again. ______ Y/n: When's the last time you slept? Ghost: Uh... a few days ago, I think. Y/n: A few- how many?! Ghost: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers... Y/n: What you need is sleep! ______

Soap: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ghost? Ghost: No. Y/n: I do! Soap: I know, Y/n. Y/n: I’m sad. Soap: I know, Y/n. ______ Y/n: You use emoji’s like a straight person. Soap: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me. ______

Soap: this is Seargent Hound *points to Y/n* they can and will hurt your feeling so be careful when talking over comms. ______

Y/n: watching Ghost on the cameras with soap* L.t has a really nice ass. Ghost: please refrain from looking at My ass while you have my life in your hands Y/n: soap stop laughing!!Rodolfo you too!! _____ Soap: we're here to bust you out Hermano! Alejandro: What took you so long, pendajo's Soap: Hound wanted to bring you soup :/ Y/n: *happily holding a thermos of soup that's dripping blood down the side* I killed a man with it :) Alejandro: thanks..?

[blingblong55]

Other Lieutenants-141

Reader and their questions...

R/N: so that's why Scottish men wear kilts?

Soap: aye

R/N: wow

R/N: Lt, who is the best lieutenant apart from yourself?

Ghost: are there any other lieutenants?

Gaz: you had one rule kid

Price: don't feed his ego

[theoneandonlyphilly]

Incorrect quotes from my codmw2 au team

___________________

Kaboom: graves, you are a blowfish

Graves, who just woke up: wha???

____________________

Roach: so i was sitting there

Ice: ....

Roach: barbecue on my titties

Ice: *dying for laughter*

____________________

Graves: kaboom, you nearly died!

Kaboom: you call it a near death experience, i call it a vibe check from god

____________________

Mr. Word wide (still haven't came up with actual name): yes, i love my whole team. Phillip, levi, anastasia, grays, and ummm [trying to read the rest]

Vailre, otto, and connor: .....

___________________

Mr. Word wide: i have made a decision to trust all of you

The whole team: a horrible decision, really

___________________

That's all for now

[shrimpfurai]

Price, writing "S[he] be[lie]ve[d]" on white board: Now, how do you lot read this?

Soap: She believed.

Roach: He lied.

Ghost: ...Sbeve?