#coffee reacts

[thecoffeelorian]

When I first saw Jacen in live action, only one reaction would do...

@mysticalgalaxysalad @groguandthebadbatch @intrepidmare @maybethatfanfictionwriter @eclec-tech @questforgalas

[notbecauseofvictories]

More than anything in this world, I hate the fact that if you leave your apartment and go do things, it makes you a happier more interesting person. I know I make this exact text post every two or three months, I have done for literal years, and yet every. single. time. it surprises and frustrates delights frustrates delights makes me feel some sort of way.

[stopthatfool]

Consistently shocked by the idea that people think Bradley Rooster Bradshaw is chill and laid back. He’s actually shockingly unchill. He is the opposite of chill. He did not inherent any of his parents chillness. He’s a loser who’s too invested in everything.

Like ya hi I’m Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw and I cut off my remaining family, surrogate father, and support system for 15 years cuz he pulled my naval academy papers because he didn’t want me to die like my biological father and because my mother wanted me to be free of the navy’s confinements and to exist outside of a system that physically uses me for their own power and political gains— gains I will never experience and feel for myself. A system that sees me as no more than a number, a soldier, something easily replaceable, as a body to be sacrificed in a war that i did not start nor will i finish.

“Bradley's chill.” No he’s not. He’s a beast. He’s a 30 something year old man whose entire purpose revolves around holding a grudge and proving his surrogate father wrong. This beast who literally said this to his surrogate father— "No wife. No kids. Nobody to mourn when you burn in." Beastly. Ghastly thing to say. 15 years and he still hates the guy who's been there for him since day one. He’s a guy who refuses to even begin to understand where Mav was coming from or to even think of what his mother wanted. He’s evil. And I love him.

Hi I’m Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw and when someone brings up a well known, easily accessible fact that my father and surrogate father used to fly together I will try to cause physical harm against them and my friends will have to physically hold me back. I’m Bradley Bradshaw and I was willing to put my entire career on the line (the one in which I put my family aside for) so I can attack and beat this guy up.

I love his big ol’ Bambi eyes… he’s evil and fucked up and he’s not chill. Yes he wears jorts and tropical shirts, but that just means he’s gay and a fucking liar. Just cuz he looks like some surfer dude does not mean that he’s actually laid back like one. He’s lying to himself— trying to convince himself he is something that he is not and never will be. He is unchill. He’s lame. He has undiagnosed anxiety and it physically expresses itself through anger and loserly-ness. He cares so much to the point of self sabotage. He will always be unchill, no matter how much he tries to change that fact.

Y’all ever want to cradle a grown man in your arms? (graphic design is my passion)

[fluffypotatey]

Can we please see Javy (Top Gun) and Javi (Twisters) in a fic or blurb?

hm well i haven’t written their official intro to each other yet (and i do plan to in Jake’s pov) but i got memes for how it would go down!

it’s literally just two different memes but one’s edited two more times lol

[taee]

finger flicks on the forehead is always the unspoken penalty

[libraford]

Great news everyone!

My blood test came back and I did so well that they want to test me again just to see if I can do it again!

[magnificent-winged-beast]

Jensens first reaction to Jared: He's Smokin' Hot.🤤

Jensen's first reaction to Misha: Wtf is he doing?? 🙄

https://youtu.be/HkpZILb-5dA?si=sFIlp2qNjaaFhfca

(Jensen Says Jared's Smokin' Hot)

Well. Yeah. The tall one is hot, no lie there.

But 🍑

It's intersting to think that the first impression you get for some one, in this case the gigantor, it's just his looks. Whereas with Misha, he had and initial confusion about what he saw. From there in a Rollercoaster of emotions he get to know the Misha, AND THEN REALIZED he was hot, like a bonus🏆.

He is not afraid to blush like a schoolgirl when Misha is mentioned connecting the Misha + fire = Because he's pretty hot 🥰

Like he did in this panel, right in front of his bestie's salad.

Of course we can always relay in the mature way the Big dude reacts.

[meganechan05]

"While we're here, why don't we have tea?"

"I'm impartial."

"Would your impartiality really be skewed with just one cup of tea?"

"...I suppose just one wouldn't hurt..."

(A bubble tea place had this photo op area so I snapped a photo and plopped HimeRita onto the couch as sitting pose practice)

[superbellsubways]

can u give me coffee advice as someone who has never had it and wants to try it? like what do i start with do i make it at home or buy it from a coffee shop etc

TUMBLR DELETED MY ORIGINAL ANSWER OK lemme retype this.

im not a coffee expert + i drink it very rarely so take my advice with a grain of salt.

if you do have machines at home to make it then go ahead and look up some recipes that sound most appealing to you!

if not then i totes suggest looking into some coffee or donut places in ur area, maybe start off with something iced and move onto the hot drinks later (personally i dont like hot drinks so i just stick to iced/frozen coffee lol)

or if ur completely unfamiliar with how it tastes try out some coffee icecream? its close enough

if any avid coffee drinkers can give their own suggestions in the notes that'd be great 👍

[thecoffeelorian]

When Jacen first appeared on screen...

[cheerleaderman]

*Ramshackle ran out of coffee* Yuusha: I don’t suppose you have coffee in your pocket?

Yuya:*pulls 2 things of coffee out their pockets* I have the instant and the pods for the coffee machine

@scint1llat3 okay I’ll leave now…actually I got something for @skriblee-ksk too

Yuya: I need you to burn this book

Kalmia: I thought you were enjoying that book?

Yuya: Read 136 to 140

Kalmia:*reads the pages* … ??? !! ….

*They brunt the book*

okay I’m being mean but Yuya is a petty person Kiyuu getting the pretty meal and Kalmia getting the leftovers from the cuts outs even though Yuya could make it look more presentable she’ll get pretty meals once the friendship becomes mutual

[littlefankingdom]

So... I learned that Jason actually did died and was resurrected with lazarus' goop. I want to apologize for criticizing your anger, this is utterly garbage, wtf. Be my guest, be angry.

Anyway, this is literally why "Lazarus' madness" is so important to me, because you need a price to pay for "immortality", and without it, you just have a magic goop to bring back people to life whenever you want and there's no reason to actually be worried about your loved ones. When there's a price, you don't want to use it (which was the point of the "madness"), the consequences could be awful (like, Jason is pretty well but someone else could fucking snap, for example. And you become worse and worse more you use it, like Ra's Al Ghul). And so, someone dying is still a tragedy you want to avoid.

[twistedlovelines]

ugly sobbing something about teaching deuce how to dance in preparation for the vdc , , the way that rehearsal ends up with him desperately fucking into you after he finally masters a sequence he's been working on , , ,

[zer0point5ive]

saw 2004 au where they get trapped in an elevator instead (no jigsaw intervention) and when lawrence cuts his foot off adams like dude what was the need and lawrence is like. i was stressed ?

[holloska]

Sometimes I get silly ideas & thoughts on my head like, what X would have done if he ended up on the island with everyone else and heard about the no beans rule—yes this is because of coffee beans

[crehador]

HOW MANY YEARS

HOW MANY YEARS HAVE I BEEN SAYING they are so fond of having ichiro lift up the bottom bit of his shirt that one day they are for sure just going to take his shirt off entirely

ONE DAY HAS ARRIVED