#colenash

[lighthousepigeons]

Nikolai, texting: Send dudes.

Jeremy: I think you mean nudes.

Jeremy: And wrong person Niko.

Nikolai: No, I'm in a fight I need more people.

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warhammer orc names + russian forenames

Abachaisla Abasika Abatwinash Abatz Abaxim Abbel Abbelladik Abdang Abdanim Abdavra Abdul Abdura Abeadim Abeadye Abeas Aberatemy Abercla Aberclavid Aberit Abida Abide Abija Abiliafan Abilina Abnodyes Abnomily Abnomir Abnon Abnonya Abomash Aboriana Abosy Abovivy Abrabrad Abrakul Aburorey Adifang Agafak Agafania Agafanikt Agafiy Agafod Agafokl Agafoncla Agafonis Agalbeton Agale Agalena Agalia Agallav Agaly Agapan Agapider Agapitaler Agapitr Agappetya Agarba Agarilya Agart Agatoslav Agatya Agava Agavdey Agavdiy Agavgut Agavian Agazah Aglock Aglokspid Agloradred Aglukya Agorfanna Agory Alexe Amirog Anaikha Andrily Angenalo Angeon Anica Anicatasip Anike Aniky Anilinada Antimoldye Antina Antisa Ardurber Augentim Augruk Augwar Aunclaw Auntya Avaskwik Avdand Avdanyan Avdavros Avder Avderin Avderiy Avdim Avdimilla Avdisla Avdiya Avdonil Avelica Avelicat Avella Avely Avena Avenrin Avetoleg Avetompa Aveton Avgavenna Avgur Avgurang Avgustante Avgustaung Avgustery Avida Avimir Avitr Avivy Aviya Avksa Avksna Avkstate Avkstjah Avktol Avladiyar Avlavdaily Avramikya Avreadiy Avreka Avrel Avrela Avrele Avromar Avrompav Avrompid Avron Avseya Avton Avtor Avvadian Avvakonovy Avval Avvalok Avvanya Azoya Backsimir Badiya Bagafody Bagaliya Bardor Basivy Batya Beadar Belinom Blexe Boglum Bogta Borastja Borey Boses Boslada Bostat Boviton Brokka Brory Cheslanir Cobspikha Colenash Crail Daley Dalisla-kh Dallaw Damin Danag Danaider Danain Dandrina Danikha Danna Darsnecks Dartya Delya Derin Dezhagor Dimir Dmilaradiy Dmiraike Drian Drigora Drina Dulid Elekatina Fachobspio Fonclavip Fourkole Gafakira Gafour-ey Galer Gapyomilly Garglumlo Gatimgor Gazoyan Geleonch Gellaw Genapiotr Genate Ghteg Ghter Ghtercla Gitabov Gitaun Gitina Gitisale Gitsmaxey Gittan Gitterkon Gloksip Gnichiania Gobspinaid Gorbasia Gorfa Gorfakt Goribler Gorin Gorisa Gradiya Gramvrery Grasha Greka Grelinais Griateria Griblay Grigor Grine Grobb Grogdan Grokl Groses Groslavder Groslaw Grost Grottla Grustja Gur-ey Gurog Gurotya Gusta Gutsma Hobble Hobgor Hobspio Holan Huborfan Huburotr Igober Illadymyr Illay Irabnoviv Irachel Josevolom Jossan Josses Kakit Kakov Karilera Kataniilav Katery Kirinail Kolena Konhia Lavdia Lavgusta Lavreenna Leoriy Lerer Lexeyes Linatina Lislav Lubor Luborrzaga Ludimir Ludmily Ludmir Ludomingut Ludotry Manica Markolocks Marsna Masip Masta Milikt Milomiran Milya Minir Miramboya Miriafana Mitompa Morgy Nadimof Nailly Natomil Naton Nežan Nežana Niafa Nikir Nimir Nirompa Nislantina Nitsnady Nomiroslay Nompavalia Panapit Panatina Pandrully Paugell Paughan Pavia Pavlaw Pavvale Petche Petlaw Polgar Polya Rabdama Rabely Radeadak Rakol Raksim Rakul Ramonstina Ranikha Ranya Rasip Ratast Reyeka Reyes Romart Romilod Ronsked Rosladorgy Rossephida Ruslangel Rustan Saliache Schan Schiantin Scrade Screka Screr Skatz Skumlor Skwik Slavidan Sobet Sonna Sophider Sourko Sourosla Spinovit Spiya Spiyeka Splis Stana Stanya Stasha Stillavet Stina Stinataba Stjarglo Stonov Svelin Svena Sventin Svety Svikh Svikha Svitabu Tanicob Tasimilina Throtr Tilantomil Timirin Tinasip Tossena Udokka Ughanica Ugwazorg Ur-ey Urotyomily Vakir Vakit Vaknis Vakum Valoma Vanikh Vasha Velya Venrina Ventin Viklin Vivana Viyes Vladyely Vlahubu Vlarit Vlavkt Vlina Voldy Voliyanya Volor Vsentineck Wariya Warosik Wur-eye Wurok Wurosses Ye-gor Ye-gorasy Yelislaw Yeslaviach Yessivy Yulsivy Yuron Zagappert Zaknidanir Zenain Zentom Zinagap Zinalya Zinapyom Zinomaria Zogda Zoglody Zorabnatz Zorfache Zorglody Zorrzak

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Cole: Why are your tongues purple?

Ava: Because I had a blue slushie.

Eli: And I had a red one.

Cole: *glares* *ready to attack Eli*

Eli: Calm, down we just decided to mix them.

Cole: Okay.

Eli, smirking: Then we made out.

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Cole: Welcome to the "Fuck Eli King" support group, where we all gather here monthly to give a collective "fuck you" to him.

Cole: Before we start, let's hear a few special words from our newest member.

Ava: *visibly sweating* So..... I may have misunderstood.

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*Nikolai getting ready for his first date with Brandon*

Nikolai: Can I get him flowers?

Glyndon: Sure.

Nikolai: Can I tell him I missed him?

Glyndon: You saw each other an hour ago but okay...

Nikolai: Can I show him the painting I got made of us playing with our seven dogs?

Killian, whose date night was interrupted: I'd save that for the second date.

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Nikolai: I invited you to the woods because I crave the most dangerous game.

Bran: *nodding* Knife monopoly.

Nikolai:

Nikolai: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is.

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[In the group chat]

Eli: Guys, if you post your password in the group chat, it'll block out.

Eli: ********

Eli: See?

Landon: **********

Landon: That's so cool.

Remi: mylordship4ever69

Remi:

Remi: *has left the groupchat*

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Cole: I would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my daughter.

Eli: I would really appreciate it, if you would stop cockblocking me.

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[Aiden and Cole extremely drunk]

Aiden, laughing: Silver, Cole likes you.

Cole: Aiden, you prick. You said you wouldn't tell her.

Silver: Cole, we're married-

Cole: Bastard, I'm gonna tell Elsa you like her!

Aiden: *glares*

Cole: Elsa, Aiden has a crush on you.

Elsa, holding baby Eli: Really? I would've never known.

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Cole: Why? Why, Ava?

Ava, sighs: Why am I going out with Eli?

Cole: Is it a pity thing? Do you pity Aiden's spawn?

Ava: ...

Cole: Is he sick? Is Eli dying?

Ava: ...

Cole: Are you working for the dark side, aka the Kings?

Ava: ...

Cole: Dammit, he's holding you against your will isn't he?

Ava: Dad-

Cole: Blink twice if he's holding you against your will.

Cole, blowing at Ava's eyes: Blink twice, Ava.

Ava: Really, Dad?

Cole: Is this revenge? For when I gave you a curfew?

Cole: You have a thing for loser's?

Ava: I'm leaving the room, Dad.

Ariella: Is it huge?

Ava, exasperated: Ari! Really?

Ariella: I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that.

Ariella: Is it huge?

Cole: I'll leave with you. I need to go bleach my mind.

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Remi: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

Eli: *helps Creighton onto the couch*

Landon: *kicks Bran off the counter*

Remi: As you can see, there are two types of siblings.

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[Eli having dinner at the Nash's house]

Eli: So, Cole. As Ava and I are married now, should I call you dad?

Cole, glaring: What? No. You are the son-in-law I never wanted.

Ava: Dad!

Cole: What?

Ava: Be nice.

Cole: Sweetheart, I am trying not to kill your husband, so everything is fine. *to Eli* Isn't it?

Eli, evil smirk: Absolutely.

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Jonathan: Levi, where's Aiden?

Levi, smirking: Oh, his playing with himself.

Jonathan: He's what?

[The scene cuts to Aiden playing a game of chess in his room by himself]

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Ronan: Hold on! I'm having one of those things....a headache with pictures?

Xander: What the fuck?

Aiden: He has an idea.

Kimberly: Will he be okay?

Cole: It's hard to say. Ronan has never had one before.

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Teal: Sorry, I suppose sometimes I can be abit bossy.

Aiden: Suppose?

Xander: Sometimes?

Cole: Abit?

Ronan: I value my life too much to contribute to this conversation.