#comedy

[badjokesbyjeff]

Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek together.

It's Einstein's turn to count, and he closes his eyes. After counting to 10, Pascal runs away and hides.

Newton, on the other hand, very calmly draws a square on the ground, 1 meter on each side, in front of the place that Einstein counted, and goes to the middle of it and starts to wait.

When Einstein reaches 10, he opens his eyes and immediately says, "Newton, I found you!!" he shouts.

Newton smiles and says calmly: "You didn't find me, you found Newton per square meter. So you found Pascal."

[thedankmemes]

[byelacey]

BARKSCALIBUR 

[cannibalchicken]

[dailyflicks]

JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS (2001) Dir. Deborah Kaplan & Harry Elfont

[scoobydoomistakes]

After a million Scooby-Doo shows & movies attempting a serious “how the bad guy did it” explanation?

Which inevitably still has huge, gaping plotholes?

Oh, what a treat to see...

...the classic unmasking, only to reveal...

...well... this.

10/10, guys. I freakin’ love it. 

And just when you think they’re done?

...he’s lead off... handcuffed by the stilt arm.

They didn’t make that an obvious gag or anything, it’s just this little easter egg in the background. Props to you, Pup Named Scooby-Doo, for trusting your audience.

[filmgifs]

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[dont-be-tumb]

[the-swift-tricker]

this minute long clip from make some noise made me feel more emotions than any oscar bait drama i've ever seen or ever will see

[catgirl-kaiju]

What if we logged into tumblr one day, and some of us just had blue verification checkmarks next to our urls but nobody knew why and staff was completely silent on the subject

[badjokesbyjeff]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

[thedankmemes]

[sweetiebriar]

[cannibalchicken]

[dailyflicks]

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL (2014) dir. Wes Anderson