#comfy night tgt....

[myonmukyuu]

Birthday night 🎀🎙️

And a quick extra 😂

[simplyjake]

Valentines day w Enha Hyungs🫶

summary: what u and ur man do on ur first valentines day tgt<3

a/n: and fuck everyone who got a valentine. let me be a hater but i also had to pump this one out before the day ends for me

Heeseung

Oh hee, my sweet hee

HE WENT ALL OUT

Ofc he did its ur first valentines with each other as a couple

You guys used to do valentines as friends 

Both single and lonely 

But since he finally had the balls to ask u out you can now spend it in a relationship!

He actually got u a reservation to ur fav restaurant months in advance

Bc bro knew that the place does not PLAY w reservations

Its always so busy

So the fact that he did this in advance makes ur heart swell

You bought him his first bouquet of flowers

He sobbed.

Boys deserve their flowers too!

He cherishes the flowers and when they die

He does that thing where he presses dead flowers and shit

Then puts them in a frame above his bed

He got you flowers too with a teddy thats huge as fuck

You end the night with a celebratory minecraft session <3

Jay

Such a romantic ill cry

You were never much of a valentines day celebrator

You thought it was stupid (me too bff)

That was until you finally had ur person to do it with

Im a sucker for jay playing guitar so obviously 

This man learns ur top 3 songs on guitar and plays it for you

You got him a bunch of custom guitar pics and those r all he uses btw

He gets u this big ass bouquet that came with a crown n shit

“Had to go all out for my princess” 

SHUT UP

 We know hes an excellent cook

So of course he cooked a 5 star home cooked meal for the both of you

W niki as ur server

He was promised robux if he did that btw

You got him tickets to see his fav band thats coming to town in a few days

He blew up

Sooo thankful for you

And to think this is only ur first valentines day?

Baby it only goes up from here!!

Jake

Our jakey poo

Hes the best at this shit lemme tell you

You woke up to home cooked breakfast in bed

So sweet of him awww

Hes had this day planned for a while

He saved up so that you can have a shopping spree 

Ur literally in shock bc jake??? You did not have to do all that

A nice set of flowers and movie day in would settle

But not to him nuh uh 

Dont worry you made sure you got ur gift in as well

You even got something for layla!! 

When you mentioned that u got layla a gift too he almost got down on one knee i swear to god

After ur little spree you guys went out to eat for dinner

You begged him to let u pay

He alr spent so much today that you were gonna be upset if he didnt let you pay for this one thing

He reluctantly let u pay the bill

But he HAD to be the tipper

The day couldn't have gone any better

ALSOOOO 

Posts u to “Valentine” by laufey

Sunghoon

Sunghoon is so cutie

He knew you were coming over soon so he set up his room with all of ur  favorite things

Like ur fav drinks in the shape of a heart on his bead

Giant teddy bear sitting in the corner

Rose petals and even balloons everywhere

Do u guys know the tik tok audio

“Victor u actually did this” LMFAOOOOO

You'd recreate that video with him

“Baby are u srs”

“Hoon pls we’d go viral”

And u did btw

You guys would have a cute comfy day in

He'd rather save all the big gestures for ur birthday!

You two are a really lowk couple

He posted u for v day and people slide up like

“Wtf since when did u bag a hottie”

“YOURE DATING Y/N”

And he shows them to u giggling cus like 

Hes the one who gets to show u off and be with you forever

[hanrinz]

sameee !! im glad ur well & hope u have an amazing summer break, im rlly excited to go on a vacation this summer :) maybe i’ll send some pics. also can’t wait to see ur upcoming posts !! having ur support is like having luck everywhere u go — i’m so lucky to have u as a mootie <33 !! i’d absolutely love to chat more w u !! ofc, if ur free, js send me dm.

AHHH OMG i thought i would annoy someone or make them disgusted too w my delusional character bc all i do is brainrot & brainrot (∩ ⸝⸝ ∩) </3 i desperately wished i had someone that i could come into their inbox & discuss abt my biass & love for a group bc i need some emotional support :< BUT YES PLS i’d LOVE to exchange yummy photos & maybe edits (if ur comfy ofc) tgt !! i’m insane too hanni 😭😭 i internally scream whenever i see scrumptious edits of my bias…pls don’t hate on me for that…but oh !! i had a feeling ur bias was sunghoon (he’s so pretty !!!!! what do u like most abt him?), since of ur enha theme 🙂‍↕️ but to js to make sure — u rlly made it aesthetic !! i’ve been waiting for so long for someone to ask me who, idk why :’) but my bias is thee heeseung (my ultimate bf #2) <333333 !! one of my hobbies is watching edits of him (they’re irresistible), pls don’t hate (even tho u might bc that’s kinda weird even to me) ☹️🙏 but yup !! i rlly can’t wait to talk more w u & discuss abt kpop (our bfs) i hope u have a great day or night, sending back lots of love & kisses mwah mwah <3 <33333

sorry for the late reply bb but omg youre so sweet 🙁🩷 thank you for saying that — im so happy to have a moot like u too bb 🫶🏻 NO CAUSE ME TOO I DESPERATELY NEED TO RAMBLE ABOUT ON AND ON & yes im very comfy with sending edits !!! i encourage them even 😮‍💨 i could never hate u for that bambi !! i think the most i like about hoonie is his personality BYE THAT SOUNDS SO CLICHE but tbh i see myself so much in him its scary atp 😭 but other than that I really like his voice and how he dances LIKD HE'S SO ELEGANT BUT ALSO SO SHARP AND CLEAN ???!?? what about u bb, what do u like most about heeseung?? (thank you very much 😭 i tried really hard to make it unique & very much smth that would last me a while!) no cause bb i love watching edits too 🙏🏻 LIEKWHQ my sister can testify how much edits i have saved on my phone lol + YES I CANT WAIT IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO SEND U A MSSG RN

[clarabowmp3]

I had a boyfriend 3 years ago. I was really shy i dont think anybody knew i existed. He was kind of popular and so i said yes when his sister asked me out for him. (which was so stupid but i didnt know it then). My parents are really strict; so we hid our relationship from everyone. only a couple of our closest friends knew. After 4-5 months of dating, i started to see the real him. He always cursed so much. He punched the crap out of this other guy who jokingly said that he would date me if he got a chance. We started having a lot of fights and then broke up.

After a month, his best friend somehow convinced me to forgive him and we started dating again (which also was very stupid). He was nice for a couple of months but then we were back at cursing and violence.

So i broke up with him over text. i told him we are really young and we shouldnt be doing this right now; we should focus on studies and that i was scared of my parents if they ever find out im gonna die. (i wish i had done this way sooner).

January of this year, Somebody came late at night and wrote "i hate (my name)" on my father's car. My father asked me who do i think would have done something like that. I just said i have no idea but i lowkey suspected my exboyfriend could have done it; i wasnt sure cuz it had been over a year since we broke up and we had zero contact, why would he suddenly do something like this.

But it turned out that it was infact him and his cousin. The next night, my cousin who lives right next to me, caught him scratching the windows of the car. My father and brother went there and it was just a huge scene. My ex told everyone that we were in a relationship and that im talking to some guy (which wasnt true, he had just heard some false rumours). My whole neighborhood knows now. My parents are so disappointed in me. They said they'll never be able to trust me again. My mom cried. I hate myself so much. that psychopath made me hate myself and made my parents loose trust in me. My friends say i should just move on. Im so annoyed with myself for getting involved with him in the first place.

Ps. Thank you for the sweetest birthday wish ❤ ily. And id appreciate it if u dont try to find out who i really am. Thank you so much for reading this (you dont have to reply if u dont want to)

- blueberry anon (i really liked your reply on my last ask. So lemme give myself a name cuz i think im gonna vent/ bother you a lot from now on. I am sorry in advance <3)

Nooo its totally okay to vent/I wont be bothered, and I wont try to find out who you are or anything!! (I just meant that Idm if you wanted to dm me for more privacy but I’m okay w whatever youre comfy with :))

I totally understand rushing into that relationship and gosh it must have been so hard to have those conflicting feelings of wanting to be with him but also needing to stay away from him. and try not to beat yourself up over getting back tgt with him, I know how easy it is to get influenced by ppl close to us/who we value. think of it as you being able to be aware enough of ur situation and brave enough to extract urself which must have been so scary, what with his violent behaviour and scratching the car, so good job for getting out of there!

I dont know if you mean that you wish you permenantly cut things off with him because of him being so different than you thought or because you didnt like “deceiving” (for lack of a better word) ur parents anymore, but either way in hindsight a lot of us would have done things differently in teh grand scheme of things, but whats important is that you did what felt best to you at the time. sure, your emotions or other stuff may have swayed your decision, but youre only human, and its normal to have flaws, and we just need to learn to accept that. I’ve also done stuff behind my parents’ back cuz I also used to think they were strict (and they may still seem strict to anyone else but now I understand them better and just think they’re fair) and it also caused a lot of damage to my relationship with them and even a few years later it still hurts to think about it. but I try to look at it like if I hadnt made that mistake then, I would have made it eventually and I think I needed to make those mistakes to learn some lessons that bow prevent me from ever doing anything like that again. (life’s the best teacher, even though it can be painful.)

regardless of what you did, yeah that guy was def all sorts of messed up and I cant imagine how painful it must be to have someone mess up your life so much. depending on how long you take to process it, it might be year(s) until you can move on from this and you’ll feel all sorts of emotions and hurt but the important thing to remember is:this was not your fault. yes, there are things that you regret now and hopefully you wont make those same mistakes again, but what he did had nothing to do with your actions/mistakes (like not telling ur parents etc). you acted to the best of your ability and I’m so proud of you trying your best to turn the car around once you realised how everything was going downhill, but I suppose what I’m trying to say is whatever that has happened was extremely unfortunate, but unfortunately we cannot change the past and the best we can do is learn and try to move on.

Now, the hard part - moving on. Since the incident is still so fresh, your emotions and thoughts are going to be running wild for a while still, and although its difficult to see it now, but time heals most wounds, if not all. I thought my parents would never teust me again, that I had reached a point where I could just not turn back from, but bit by bit, the healing will automatically start on its own. From these same ruins, trust will slowly begin to grow back on its own, as unbelievable as it may seem now. I dont know your parents, but I’m sure that as upset as they may be with you right now, and the end of the day, youre still their child and everything they do, the sacrifices they make, being strict with you, is all because they love you and want you to have the best life long-term, even if that means giving up some things in the short term.

as for your friends, maybe try explaining to them how you feel about it, and they would at the very least be sympathetic if they were true friends. If not, I’m still here. Im sure it feels terrible that the whole neighbourhood knows, but like I said, time heals all wounds. In a few years, they’ll forget about it and still treat you normally. those who don’t and still judge you for it arent worth your time. besides, everyone messes up all the time. as embarrassing as this may feel, the good ones probably dont even judge you for this so much because I’m sure they’ve also messed up big time at some point in their lives.

I hope this helps and makes you feel better. it was strangely therapeutic for me too ahah. Families, relationships, growing up and mistakes are forever going to be messy, complicated things that I dont think will ever leave us. we can only learn how to tackle them better with each experience, good or bad, and try our best to pvercome the next hurdle a little smoother than the last. sending lots of love to youuu 💗💗💖

[luvdsc]

same anon but AAAAAAA i do read explicit content and i enjoy it too (except some pwp tho im just sort of ok w it im always into the plot PLZ) but fics that r just filled w fluff and humor and ANGST I LIVE FOR THOSE it just keeps me going ykno ;;; and like how u do it — ok they kissed passionately they slept tgt ok it’s morning HHHH it just hits more differently imo. but ok back to pussy blocked, as much as i looooove jeno i am rlly glad u went thru with that ending instead 🥺 im gon find that alternate ending (i cant use a laptop rn :( ) and just see but even though it made me so sad they didn’t end up tgt i’m happy jaemin’s feelings got acknowledged and reciprocated ykno jeno and yn may hv that chemistry too but so does her n jaem!! and hands down to jaem too because he just stepped aside before in respect for as you said the bro code :(((( AAAAA few days later i still lov them so much and i still think of them from time to time yes 3 of them :( i can talk about this fic for hours for days i’ll read it again and again and won’t probably stop crying abt it

asjkhflkjash uh fun fact, when i was like 15-16 and exploring the kpop writing world, i never encountered smut before in my other writing endeavors, so i didn’t know what pwp stood for. I thought it was some kind of emoji like owo cnjfjdjd there were no warnings or anything so i clicked on this fic and then exited it out so fast 💀💀 from that point on, i never touched anything smut, and i learned my lesson. but YES oh my gosh, especially angst - that’s my absolute favorite genre to read, specifically bittersweet angst :’) i’m happy to hear that you enjoyed how i laid out the storyline, lovebug! kissing, making out without mentioning tongue is the farthest i’m willing to go with writing, and even then, i’m not completely comfy with writing that, so i’ll only do it if i need it to move the plot along 😅 and me too, honey bee !!! 💕 i’m really happy that i went with the jaemin ending instead of the jeno one 💓 the alternate ending is linked in the subtitle for part xiv of the fic if that helps!! and yesss omg every time i think of the alternate ending, i’m like ... but.. but jaemin and his four years of liking yn ): jaemin liked her since freshman year and they were friends since then, so he’s liked her all this time, whereas jeno only had a crush on her in freshman year and then his feelings came back during senior year when they met up again. but yes, jaemin is a true friend and he cherishes his friendship with jeno most of all 🤧💗  ashfdlkjashfd i’m so honored and touched that you still think of my story and its characters tho??? oh my gosh, thank you so much, lovebug 😭😭💞 i honestly love hearing your thoughts about pussy blocked since it’s so nice to see the reader’s perspective on things, so if you ever want to discuss anything, i’m all ears, sweetpea! and thank you for reading it more than once omg 🥺 i know it’s a long fic, so it truly means so much to me that you would take the time to read it not only one time, but multiple times 💘💘 and i’m sorry for making you cry 😭 thank you again, sweetpea, for the loveliest asks!!! 🌸🌸 i hope you have a good day/night ✨

[shhhlikeme]

Nin’s Matchup!

(SFW + NSFW)

Matchup Profile: Sfw+nsfw matchup pretty pls! (1/5) Name: Nin>Female>5’4>Film & sfx/theatrical makeup freelancer>V athletic in MS-HS: ballet, was in volley ball, soccer &Basketball teams>Miss my prime days>Scared to start workout again b/c I’ll get lightheaded>If sum1 helps push me through initial fear, I’ll keep growing from there> Likes chilling in ballet stretch poses>paints, photographs&draws as hobby>draws a pic a day (mostly portraits)>writing a comic atm >Always plan contingencies.🦄

(2/5) >embarrassed of my loud laugh(it’s like Kuroo’s)>introvert>not afraid to lead a team tho> V shy & quiet most times>8/10 times, feels awk in public,like idk what i’m saying, but others told me I seem social>Once I’m comfy w/ u, i joke a lot(occasional mum jokes 2 annoy+Sassy dirty ones w/ S/O)>hides behind ppl who likes 2 talk, but not when they’re 2 loud>laughs @ mistakes/when embarrassed>Will stop mistreatment, even if I get in trouble>values communication&genuine discussions🦄

(3/5) Sings when home alone>competes @ Street Fighter tournaments, trains everyday 4 it>Sings “Hit Me W/ Your Best Shot” when fighting bosses in game&swears melodically when i lose>eats chips w/ chopsticks >make hats out of my cat fur when bored>Workahokic night🦉>likes 2 teach >full convos w/ my 🐱>LIVES in oversized hoodies & flip flops, regardless of weather>no pants@home!>Feels incompetent sometimes, but keep practicing 2 improve>Analytical fast learner>idk why ppl think i look innocent🦄

(4/5)>Forgets 2 speak eng when tired (Thai 1st lang.)>Headrubs 4 s/o every night b4 bed>will miss u but is bad@texting>yelps like puppy when I’m surprised>Unconventionally resourceful: Wire hangers’s fixes everything! >stress bakes & will gets pouty if it didn’t turn out well.>overwhelmed to water my 50+ 🌱 >Doodles on smt (always have a pen on me)when i feel socially anxious> 2 dance sober @ clubs> Wants a stable relationship where we work tgt like a team to bring out the best in one another🦄

(5/5) I like a s/o who is lovable, kind, genuine, mature, independent and caring, but can also joke & be silly with like best friends. NSFW: open 2 try new things>❤️restraints, blindfolds & sensual tickle sex (as lee+ler) but had always been too shy to share it with any1>occasionally self conscious of food baby+stretchmarks>🥰edging/teasing >has a thing 4 height differences (likes to feel smol lol!) & primal play.>Is a switch. I’m so sorry if it’s too much info! Thank you for doing this!🦄

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A/N: HI LOVE @crushzone !!!! I SMILE WHEN I SEE YOU IN MY NOTIFS GIRL I WORKED HARD ON YOURS OF COURSE💖 But no matter whaaaat I’m going to be very authentic in my matchups bc they’re based on compatibility and therefore, without further ado, lemme introduce you to your NEW BAE:

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KŌTARŌ BOKUTO 🦉

SFW:

so you’re a theatrical makeup artist.

Aight.

Mind if I offer you a word of advice? :

RUN

“DUDE THAT’S AMAZING IT LOOKS SO SICK!”

Startled by someone’s loud booming voice, you smudged the eyeliner you were applying to your actor’s face all over their forehead. Whipping around to see who had disrupted your work you were faced with a beautiful black and grey haired owl. A rather tall... and very attractive ‘beautiful black and grey haired owl.’

He started walking around the dressing room like he owned the place, touching everything.

“Excuse me, you don’t have a badge. You can’t be backstage—!”

“Pretty obvious don’t you think, Miss ________?”

You didn’t take his bait, refusing to give this stranger your name. Bokuto shrugged.

“Well since I don’t know your name I shall label thee—Miss HOT GIRL of the 9 Kingdoms!” He nudged the knight actor who was sitting in your makeup chair with his elbow. “Did I sound 15th century ish or what??” The owl turned to you expecting to be praised. “I had to meet the person who made the medieval vampire look so scary in the last act. But that guy with the lights didn’t tell me anything about you being so hot.”

You were speechless because he was hot too

But he shouldn’t be back here so you tried to shoo him out anyway

He allowed you to try to shove him out but he was way bigger than you so nice try sis

When he yawned while you panted because you weren’t able to budge him an inch....

Bokuto wagered that he would leave if you agreed to make him look like the Hulk with your makeup skills for a Halloween party he had to go to

You didn’t really want to because you were a professional and you had no idea who this owl was but because you had 15 minutes until the second act and you needed peace and quiet if you were going to finish your job!!! ....

( This boy was not peace NOR quiet )

You agreed.... but because you answered so fast Bokuto kicked it up one notch

Prince of pushing his luck (king is reserved for Shōyo‘s extra ass)

He pretended to allow you to push him out of the makeup room a few steps but before you closed the door he stuck his foot between the door so it couldn’t close.

Smiling, he peered back in, looking down at you:

“AND...... you have to agree to go on a date with me. Tomorrow night?”

“Ugh FINE!”

Bo removed his foot and let himself out with a bounce in his step.

SERIOUSLY WHO LET THIS MAN BACKSTAGE......

Needless to say, after a few dates, mans won you over like he wins EVERYONE over

It surprised you how comfortable you became with him but he just has that affect on people

***

In terms of your athletic relationship Bokuto does many things:

He pushes you to go to the gym with him for one

He signs the two of you up for impromptu Beginner 30-day challenges that you both must stick to

So every morning for 30-days straight he jumps on you in bed to wake you up:

“NIN BABY TIME TO HIT THE GYM. BABY NIN TIME TO GET IN SOME SEXY GYM SHORTS. MON BÉBÉ NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN—“

“Kōtarō, please shut up.”

he doesn’t

He drags you there and eventually you get back into the swing of things.. killing it in the weight room with your supportive man cheering on your every rep!

You don’t even need him to wake you up during the second challenge!

Your volleyball player boyfriend also signs you up (without permission) for the neighborhood soccer team that Akaashi’s girlfriend is already on

You hated it at first because it was uncomfortable going back after not playing for so long but you soon realized that all the girls there were ex-athletes too and not stars

You formed amazing new girl friendships (especially with Akaashi’s gf) and double dates with them were one of your favourite nights of the week!

You owed that happiness in your life all to your Owl 🦉🥰

He and Akaashi came to every soccer game y’all had and you and the three of you went to all of Bokuto’s games, obviously

Btw you all were FITTTTTT OML

***

In addition...

You already know that your man finds your artistic talents insanely fascinating

On your first anniversary together Bokuto gifted you with a new paint set and new French stand:

Because he admires you Bokuto also tries to draw and paint seriously just like you

You stand over his shoulder and give him corrections and baby owl learns so fast it’s amazing

You two make ‘paint night’ a thing when you move in together and it’s always the most fun event!!!!

Bokuto CONSTANTLY and I mean CONSTANTLY asks for you to add him to the comic you’re writing but you say no because he wouldn’t fit in

He sulks but one day you surprise him by showing him that you drew a cute soaring black and gray owl in the background of almost every outdoor scene in your comic,

you pointed out that it was him

BOKUTOOOO WAS SOOOOO HAPPY

HE WAS SHOUTING FROM THE ROOFTOPS

He called Akaashi right away and almost cried tears of joy hahahahaha

***

Your contingent based lifestyle has saved your reckless boyfriend’s life and career many-a-times

It’s one of the things he loves most about you.

Also, it is important to mention that he is in LOVE with your laugh

Bby owl does anything to hear it and showers your face with kisses when you laugh to draw it out

He loves you so freaking much

When you don’t make sense and speak gibberish in public because your awkward side randomly comes out......your boyfriend loves to make fun of you:

“Huh? Nin, that wasn’t Japanese, that wasn’t Thai and that definitely wasn’t English. What planet is my adorable baby girl from, again? And how do I return her in exchange for a floating space car instead?!”

suh cute

All of Bokuto’s teammates really like you because you work in conjunction with Akaashi which means you actually have the magic ability to get Bokuto out of emo mode even faster than his best friend 🤯🤯🤯

When he’s at an away game in emo mode his teammates will literally FaceTime you and point their phone in his general direction

“Hey, Kōtarō!!!! Look, Nin’s on the phoneeee!”

Bby owl turns around slowly when he was sulking in the corner and when he sees you on the screen he’s running and jumping on whoever is holding your phone.”

“Kōtarō baby. You’re going to stop this emo mode right now. If not I won’t let you paint me nude like we discussed.”

mans was like: 😨😨😨😨🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

YEP the next second you see him hitting his best practice spikes and his teammate thanks you profusely

You do this several times until Kōtarō just knows to not go into emo mode anymore because you won’t be happy

A year into his professional volleyball career The Black Jackal’s coach sent a surprise fruit bouquet to your work one time:

With a note that read:

To Nin,

Thanks.

Thanks a lot.

Love,

The Team

***

I know you don’t really like people who are considered “too loud” and Bokuto is like...... “MEGA LOUD 🎙 “ but you and Akaashi work together to quiet your boy down as he gets older

He’s perfect

And you love him

***

OKAY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST day THING:

You know how you like standing up for people (even strangers) and stuff?

Well one day, you and Bokuto get caught on a show called WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

Where the two of you cussed out this cat-abusing actor on the show in a convincing scenario!

It was PRICELESS

Bokuto literally tells everyone that y’all are movie stars because of it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

***

More in the relationship:

Bo is always singing with you 💞 when y’all make breakfast it becomes a national sport to sing at the top of your lungs!!

And when he sees you eat chips with chopsticks he’s pulling a Hinata “🤩🤩🤩” face .

He begs you to teach him how

So you try

......and try

..................and try

He can’t do it bruv 😞

You see bby Owl’s emo mode return for the first time in like a year when the chip shatters between his sticks again

This time, you have to enlist Akaashi as the FaceTime saviour and Keiji just tells him:

“Bokuto. You should prefer eating chips with your hands anyway. It gets to your mouth faster.”

cue Bo’s 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 face

........And all is well again

There’s more:

So you’re a workaholic?

Bokuto is fine with that. He just makes you promise that he gets to take you out on your lunch breaks a few times a week or whenever he can

He’s so sweet and your coworkers are BIG jealous of your relationship

Your man BEGSSSSS you to teach him Thai but you find it too hard so when he’s travelling on a long flight he spends the time learning the language on YouTube (and actually get decent at it) so that he can understand you when you’re sleepy😴🥺💕

When Bokuto surprises you by wishing you goodnight in Thai before he falls asleep (while you’re giving him head rubs), your heart explodes BECAUSE why is he the cutest thing in the world ?!?!?!

RELATIONSHIP COMMUNICATION:

You don’t text/you’re bad at texting? That’s fine, mainly because bby owl is so busy with volleyball anyway, but if you don’t text him back when he is feeling needy the boy will call you 20 times in a row

When you finally pick up, your heart is beating like thinking it’s an emergency

But he will answer saying:

“Oh, no emergency. I just want booty pics. Please, Nin babyyyyy?”

you’re like: 😑

ANOTHER CUTE THING YOUR MAN DOES?????

AIGHT:

It’s cringey but.......

When you’re at work all day doing makeup and he’s home he will send you pics throughout the day of him taking care of your plants like they are y’alls newborn children:

His text:

Baby look!!! Ollie the Orchid grew to 7 inches today!!! Yesterday he was 6.8 inches!!!!! They grow up so fast 😭😭😭”

Your reply:

Not quite as long as your dick, Bo

His reply:

I hate when you get me horny when I’m trying to take care of the kiiiids 😭😭😭😭

Dkm

Of all the factors you look for in a man, Bokuto has all of them

Like I said he becomes much more mature when you and Akaashi are his closest compadres

What people don’t know is that Kōtarō is actually very mature he is just a hardcore optomist (besides emo mode lmao) so people often mistake him as immature or dumb

But He’s far from it and you see that everyday

It’s why you fell for him

When dealing with serious issues that life has to handle, you see a different side of Bokuto, a real side, the side he shows in every tough volleyball game when he makes you metaphorically step behind him so he can deal with any problem that comes your way

He would literally withstand all your battles if that meant you’d remain happy forever

We stan a relationship like yours💞

NSFW:

okay so you know how you chill in ballet 🩰 stretches sometimes?

THAT DRIVES KŌTARŌ WILD.

It turns him on so much and he is constantly testing how flexible you are in the bedroom

When you keep meeting his expectations he is POUNDING you cause he is so turned on

He fucking loves it

It also turns him on when you’ll be acting shy and stuff but then randomly you’ll lead your neighbourhood soccer team like a BAD BITCH

When he sees that he’s already asking Akaashi how long until the game ends because he’s horny:

Akaashi deadpans. “Too much information. And the game just started 3 minutes ago. Get a water and calm yourself.”

Bo is sad but it makes for one hell of a I’m-proud-of-you sexscape when you get home from your game!!

Your dirty jokes also turn Bokuto on.

A lot.

A lot a lot:

“Bo.....I was joking.”

“I know but if I hear the word ‘dick’ coming out of your mouth I automatically think of you blowing me so now I want us to go home.” He whines.

You sigh. He’s lucky he’s so fucking hot.

When you’re playing street fighter every night this boy will not leave you alone until you cockwarm him

“Nin can you pleaseeeeee warm my cock while you train? I miss you.”

Your concentration turns him on so he has to ask nicely 😊

You love his dick so of course you oblige

Bby owl is so happy just sitting there being in your company and in your warmth but sometimes or every time he ends up thrusting into you

Sometimes while he’s giving you deep slow thrusts he orders you to keep playing or he won’t get you off

Damn 🤤

Let’s not forget also that you drive your man wild by walking around the house in hoodies all the time and nothing else

Every day, another hoodie will be found in various RANDOM places in the house because Bo flings it off you before he makes love to you wherever, and they go missing

Finally, when you get all sad and pouty because one of your baker trials goes to shit (ruined chocolate brownies this time, boo 💔), your boyfriend is taking your hand gently in an instant, leading you to the bedroom:

“Don’t be sad my beautiful girl, you know how much I hate seeing you sad. It makes me sad.! Here, come in the room and sit on my face—I promise I’ll make you feel better.”

WELL DAMN—😳💦

Maybe you should screw up brownie recipes more often.

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A/N: do you know the show what would you do??? Watch it on YouTube if you haven’t haha I couldn’t stop thinking about you and Bokuto being on it after reading your matchup profile!!!! I hope you liked it bb! Give me all your reactions, I want all the smoke 💞💞💞

[sugasugawarau]

hello mari!! i miss u <3 congrats!! & for da lil event... i rmbr not too long ago i stayed up w my friend playing mc v late & when we got sleebie we put on fmab & fell asleep on call to it. when i woke up neither of us had left the call & we started our morning together omg!! i rmbr i brought my computer to the kitchen & made eggs nd toast SDJGKSJ it felt like a proper long distance sleepover

Gigi bb!! I missed u too omg I hope u have been doing well and tysm kith 🥺🥺

Stop that’s so precious,, I’m thinkinnn Kunimi the blep king. Idk why but I feel like he just wld be so down for nights like this?? Just being able to have fun and vibe with someone he’s comfy with no expectations or other ppl being able to interrupt ur quality time tgt <3 Also he’d be so fun to play mc and watch fmab with?? He has the best offhanded commentary

Send me your most ___ memory (so weirdest/happiest/embarrassing,, it’s all up to you! just lmk which) and I’ll match you to a Haikyuu character :)

[isabellabellac]

Old or Tired

Character: Edmund x reader

Warning: modern AU, text message format

Words: 865 words

Last Friday, you were staying at home all day as the school was on holiday. You stayed at home all day, binging your favourite show and feasting on Nutella and crisps. Around 3 in the afternoon, your mum called you, telling you to pick up your little sister from her elementary school. You had no choice but to stop watching your favourite show and start dressing up to pick her up. You love your sister by all means, but not so much when you have to say goodbye to your comfy bed, delicious snacks and the equally-delicious male actor.

You put on your go-to hoodie and tie your hair into a messy bun, didn't bother putting any makeup on, hoping that no one would see you. Grabbing your purse, you made your way to the bus stop and it took you a total 30 minutes to get to the elementary school, mentally crying for the episode you could have watched in the meantime.

You were standing on the sidewalk, waiting for the red lights to turn, and you saw a familiar face on the other side of the road. You screamed his name and tried to get his attention, but he paid you no mind. You saw he was with his friends and even though you two are really good friends, you stopped yelling his name across the road, avoiding to look like a total fool.

Taking a closer look at him, you realised there's something different about him. Although he's with his friends laughing at Aslan-knows-what, you couldn't help but notice the dullness in his eyes. His eyes lacked the usual sparks and the bags under his eyes hanged so low, it nearly touched the ground. His hair was as messy as a bird's nest, tempting you to run your hand through his hair and comb it. Although he looked as handsome as usual, he looked like, put it nicely, a 35-year-old hot male model. Not putting it nicely, he looked old.

You brushed that thought off of your mind and continued your journey on picking up your sister. However, a certain boy keeper popping into your mind.

After picking up your sister from her elementary school and taking a detour to McDonald's, you finally made it back to your nice warm home. You put down the McDonald's paper bag on the dining table, headed to your room and change into your comfy PJs. Going back to the living room with the food, you played Pepper pig on the TV for your sister and you two started devouring the burgers and fries like a pack of hungry wolves.

While your sister was watching the TV, you took out your phone and texted someone.

Y/N: Hi, Eddy.

Just a Just King: Hey, Y/N! What's up?

Y/N: The sky, duh.

Y/N: Anyway, I literally just saw you rn.

Y/N: Well, not exactly rn. About 30 mins before, probs.

Just a Just King: Oh...

Just a Just King: Where?

Y/N: Somewhere near Y/S/N 's elementary school.

Y/N: You looked exhausted...

Y/N: Panda eyes, rlly deep eye bag

Just a Just King: Oh... Really...

Just a Just King: You saw my face?

Y/N: *REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE* Anyway, I literally just saw you rn.

Y/N: I was just on the other side of the road and I kept screaming your name like a lunatic.

Y/N: You didn't even look at me...

Just a Just King: I'm sorry, princess. I was with my fds and they were very loud.

Just a Just King: *REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE* Panda eyes, rlly deep eye bag"

Just a Just King: I've spent all night doing my project.

Just a Just King: Didn't have much sleep all week.

Y/N: Yeah, that's pretty obvious. You have a REALLY deep eye bag.

Y/N: I thought you were a panda at first glance.

Just a Just King: OMG! Do I look ugly?

Just a Just King: LOL

Y/N: I wouldn't use ugly to describe it, the word I'd use is old.

Y/N: You look SO old.

Just a Just King: Shit!

Just a Just King: But, seriously, I REALLY look old?!

Y/N: Old

Just a Just King: I'm just tired! I must remind you that I'm only 5 months older than you.

Y/N: Well, are you free tn then? Do you still have to stay up all night to finish your project?

Just a Just King: Nah, I finished everything. I'm free as a birdie tonight.

Y/N: My mum has come back from work already. I told her I'm coming rn.

Y/N: Also, I am getting pizza on my way here.

Y/N: Pick a movie, grab the blankey and pillows. I'll be here in 15.

Y/N: We'll watch a movie and cuddle tgt. Maybe a massage can ease your tiredness.

Just a Just King: Can't wait.

Just a Just King: Thank you.

Y/N: Anything to make you feel better...

Y/N: And to look younger!

Just a Just King: I swear, I am just tired!

Just a Just King: I am not that old!

Just a Just King: I am not old at all!

Just a Just King: I love you.

General Masterlist 

[textsacc]

mm 🥺 nvm bestie i cant sleeb i have a lot to say n think abt

like how when i put my head down on a pillow n close my eyes i can rly see mc and its bad idw to 🥺 n also now im feeling regret for playing mc im so upset bc i cant seem to feel good abt being able to play games

mmm n also i felt bad trying to sleeb bc i missed u n miss sleebbing w u but was playing mc and i prefer u to minecraft and its just !!!! bad that i had to focus on minecrafr

like i didnt even get to ask u abt ur day or anth i ddint get to tell u that u did a great job w the party i didnr get to ask how u celebrated. u know what i also realize while laying down. i didnt even get to ask u out this summer n im so frustrated bc sch is starting for u n idw interrupt your schedule but i wanna do stuff now that im finally not busy and its just!!! its just a whole mess!!! i dont like it,,, i just wanna spend time tgt n cuddle,,,

i was only reading some manga today, regular fantasy isekai, called reincarnation of a sword, but i hated how the story progressed so i just. got rly mad at the state of my life rn idk???? tired n upset abt it n also i miss u n like cant believe i want to prioritize u above all else no joke its kind of }:v mood??? idk

n also i wanted to ask for clash but like thats secondary

jn me in mc i was playing w kon n sab n we were killing the ender dragon n also raiding some cities aft that. which is rly high pressure bc theres a lot of enemies after me n its rly easy to die AND i was the only one raiding it bc kon n sab cldnt help as much so they took forever while trying to get to a place i alr cleared out. i was trynna go fast n get the impt stuff for them n get out bc we all hated the place. n they yelled at me for stealing the show n flexing ig

tmr ill b going to sabs house bc they wanna hang out b4 going to nex to eat dinner w yee. and that sounds rly nice but at the same time i feel rly burnt out for sm reason. yes its 4am ig thats probably why i feel awful but. idk i also want cuddles n kisses ig. i wan cute girl (you) n im sorry i didnt get to see u off to sleeb 🥺 i rly wanted to n i was trynna raid asap so i cld but ik ur good girl n sleeb early bc school n i respect that so its nbd but i also rly like u n i wanna tuck u into bed n its like so routine that i miss u dearly at night n also it feels wrong when i cant. like if every day was a chapter you wld b my ending paragraph and if u werent there it wld feel like the chapter ended with tension. idk does that make any sense

also i wanted to lyk that like. im still talking to katelyn right bc of the site n we're friends but like. bestie. i need u to know i forgot to spell her name when we were talking. the aftnoon like 3 to 4 days ago when u were like gonna go ask katelyn or smth. she was going to sleeb bc our aftnoon is usa sleeby time i think and she said goodnight to me with my name but i cldnt mirror it back. i dont know why i thought it was kaitlyn (league of legends???) but ik i dont rmb how to spell it and the fact that u did makes me rly upset platonically and impressed every other manner. because i fucking didnt. 😭 just ic u wanna know how much shes on my mind (shes not. i miss u a whole lot. i want to sleeb w u agn)

bestie i hope ur day at sch goes okay 🥺🥺 n ill sleeb early w u i promise im not even gonna touch mc past 11 any more idk why it makes me feel sick but ik it does n im just. i want to stop feeling awful n up at 3 to 6 am during the hols. i miss you a lot n if i cld i wld like to follow u everywhere n help u out 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 pls keep me close like ur pet or ur little meow meow,,,

ilysm cutie 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i wish i was cuddling u instead of blahaj atm even if he is comfy. i wan giv u so many kiss n brush ur hair n tell u ur cute n go head empty i always go head empty when ur arnd and i like that... ure an angel 🥺🥺🥺🙏❤️

thank u bestie gnight 🥺🥺🙏

[childays]

i've been doing so insanely well lately like for the past while

it's been so nice just enjoying the weather and not feeling anxious and spending time w mt friends for the whole entire day.. not thinking ab school or other stressors

i'm so grateful for that tbh. and even yesterday i was gonna tweet smth like "wow i'm doing so well lately i'm so grateful" bc i just felt vv excited for some reason?? like so happy i felt excited. for no particular reason.

also i realized i'm lactose bc i drank so much milk at once today and my stomach is SOOO not happy w me rn 😭 but tmr my friend and i planned on getting hot pot tgt :((((( but like my poor stomach omg

hopefully it'll calm down before then but idk 😭 at least now i know i'm lowkey lactose LOL 😭

anyway i was talking to my friend abt tea and stuff and idk it just came up like talking ab her family judging me and stuff and ik it was a joke since it was literallt for mf boss baby LMFAO but still idk just hearing that triggered a longer list of just 😣😣 not good feelings... like tbh just thinking of other propels perceiving me and judging me

i haven't felt anxious bc of that in a hot minute

omg i'm pmsing no WONDER

Okay tbh that makes me feel a little bit better 😅 like lol it's me but it's not all me 😅😅😅

anyway i've just been feeling extra insecureee..? i hate saying it like that LMAO i mean like i'm just more conscious of people perceiving and judging me and having their own opinion of me... that is potentially negative <//3 LOLLL i don't wanna care what other ppl think but rlly i do it matters quite a bit to me sometimes aka rn

usually i just think like.. everyone likes me HAHA like i have high self esteem?? or maybe inflated sense of self? or just like i think highly of myself.. maybe

idk anyway i've just been feeling not very comfy like everyone is judging me and 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 phew

it sucks cuz i've been having such a good week but like yeah ig this sucky feeling kinda inevitable? or like just smth that happens... huh

anyway idk i feel like my friend is annoyed by me even tho we hanging out tmr and i wanna ask her but also i literally feel like i annoy her rn so i cant ask BRUHHHHHH WTF OKAY this sounds so dumb

omg no

not dumb

it happens

pmsing plus this long long time of happy vibes.. anxious moods come up it's just natural

not dumb

valid

i think today i'm gonna call it a night earlier. maybe draw or smth i don't wanna write in a journal bc seriously this past week has been amazing and i wanna document the happy moments (plus i have this dump here)

anyway

i think just music and drawing will be good. anyway bruh i'm so mf anxious rn okay not that bad just a little bit like iffy kinda just meh 😭

also idk if i should wear makeup tmr 😭😭 a small problem i have cuz idk how ill feel most confident tbh

hhhhhhhsks

okay

think tmr

just finish replying to messages and then wash up and then sheet mask maybe

grrrr

okay u know what

grr

whatever

as long as i'm confident what other people perceive me as doesnt matter

like if they think i'm annoying.. i'm sure of myself and i love myself so it's like whatever.... it rlly doesn't matter

me superiority i can do this

ok reply then shower then face mask

i'm getting bff to reassure me explicitly LOL also i realized i might be a bit off cuz i watched girl w dragon tattoo and there r some HARD scenes in there 😭😭

i feel so 😣😣😣😣💀

ok just finish replying

the phone off

and me time

it'll be okay

phew

😪😪😪😪 rough night man... rough af

i'm deleting ig now LOL no more f this shit

[chantealatte]

Horrify Me

REQUEST: Hello dear! Can I request a chanyeol smut and fluff. More specifically, you two were watching a horror movie tgt and it gets steamy. Slay me with your writings, sweetie! Love you!

I hope you like it, anon (and anyone else)! It may be more smutty than fluffy, but when it comes to Chanyeol I can’t really control myself - sorry xD lovelovelove 

Enjoy...

It had taken him a long time to convince me to watch a horror movie with him - in fact, I’d made him watch a chick flick he hated first, to test how much he’d do to get me to do his will. Much to my despair, he’d done it without complaining at all. Chanyeol knew exactly how my mind worked. So now, here I was, watching some dumb scary film while we could’ve been doing, I don’t know, anything else. It was date night, but the dismal weather outside put us off of leaving his apartment. Stupid rain. 

I was not a big fan of horror myself, and neither was Chanyeol; he just liked the idea of comforting me if I got scared and looking brave and manly (he admitted this himself). And if this had been your average horror film, he might have gotten his wish - decent ones had the ability to keep me up late at night and leave me too petrified to move, imagining that murderers were standing in the dark corner of my bedroom and waiting for me to make any sign that I knew of their presence before coming to brutally end my life or kidnap me for their own evil purposes. This particular one, however, was plain awful. The actual plot was confusing and terrible, the acting even more dismal, and the ‘jumpscares’ almost laughable. In fact, it was almost scary just because of how bad a film it was. 

I sighed to myself, letting my head fall onto Chanyeol’s shoulder and nuzzling into him. He was warm, another incentive to stay in while the rain slapped against the windows outside. His lips came down to my ear, tickling the delicate skin around it.

“Are you scared?”

“Mm... If it makes you happy then I am”.

“That’s not how it works”.

I laughed, glancing up to see Chanyeol’s pouty expression and his puppy dog eyes gazing down at me. “I’m sorry, but this isn’t exactly the scariest of films, is it? Where did you even get it?”

“I saw people talking about it online... On reflection, I probably should’ve read what they were actually saying about it”, he scratched his head sheepishly and I rolled my eyes. “Don’‘t roll your eyes, how do you think I feel? I went through your stupid movie just so I could watch this!” I snorted, averting my eyes back to the screen.

“It’s a good job I just enjoy spending time with you and that your longness provides me such good cuddles, you know, or else I might have left”.

“Liar”, he scoffed; but I could see a proud grin cross his face out of the corner of my eye. 

After ten minutes of content silence, Chanyeol broke it again with, “Honestly, Y/N, this acting is terrible”.

“You say that as if I can’t tell... Ooooh, Chanyeol!” I whined, wriggling around in impatient irritation, “When is it going to be over?!”

He just laughed rubbing the top of my head affectionately before moving his eyes back to the film. It seemed he was determined to watch the whole thing, reluctant to give into my whinging. I guessed that it was half because he felt bad about making me watch it in the first place, but didn’t want to admit it. Why does he have to be so stubborn... Stupid Chanyeol... My eyes travelled away from the screen and onto my lap, where the hand that had just been on my head now rested. Chanyeol always had warm hands. It was nice. I looked at his hand before picking it up and bringing it right in front of my face. “You have long fingers, Chanyeol”.

“It’s funny that you should sound so surprised, Y/N, I really would’ve thought you’d know that by now”. I just caught his eyes briefly leaving the screen to glance at me with his smug answer, and I immediately felt my face heat up - but, it also occurred to me that this could be a way to put a pause to the film watching for good.

“I don’t know why you think that - I wouldn’t have any way of knowing that at all”, was my innocent reply as I kept my hands glued to his fingers. I could feel his eyes on me.

“Really?”

“Really. It looks like they’d be pretty talented”.

“They are”, I could hear his smirk, “you would know”.

“You’re right; I often listen to you playing the guitar and piano. You’re very good at the fast bits, but sometimes I wonder whether you could improve... Maybe you need a little bit more practice when it comes to your speed... Oooh, so scary, Chanyeol oppa”, I laughed as he growled at my mockery, expecting my plan to work at any second.

The next thing I knew, I was being pinned to the sofa, and Chanyeol’s oh-so-gorgeous eyes were boring into mine. “I can be scary if I want to be, can’t I?” His voice was light and joking, but his eyes were dark, glinting with the lust I had been trying to create. Before I got a chance to reply, his lips were ghosting down my neck, teeth grazing at my skin. My breathes were already beginning to get stuck before they left my mouth, the anticipation I felt already too high. I let out a a moan that was near impossible to hear as Chanyeol sunk his teeth into my neck and begun to suck on the skin. 

“Wh-What are you, are vampire or something..?” His deep chuckle was enough to turn me on even more.

“Would that scare you, jagi?”

“No... Unless you want the answer to be yes!” I added as he bit me harder. He chuckled against my skin again before removing himself from my neck and resting his forehead on mine.

“So I have something to prove to you, do I? Something I need to work on?” My face felt as though it was on fire; I hadn’t meant what I’d said at all, and he knew it, and now I was slightly embarrassed. I said nothing. “You’re quiet now, Y/N-ah... are you scared you won’t be able to take it?”

“I can take it”. We stared at each other in silence, the movie now background noise. Chanyeol’s hand, which had been resting on my shoulder, moved down my body, fingers dancing across my skin, leaving behind what felt like a trail of fire. Ironic. I shuddered, breath hitching, hands balling the fabric of his t-shirt into my fists. His hand continued it’s path down my body until it reached my thigh; this is where it stopped. I looked up at Chanyeol expectantly, not feeling up to his teasing. He was smirking, but wasn’t looking back at me. Instead, he was staring at the area just above my thigh. He began to hum softly and drew gentle, teasing patterns on my skin, edging closer and closer to where I wanted him to be. Damn me for changing into my comfy pyjama shorts. I leant my head back, unable to bear watching him torture me like he was. I closed my eyes, revelling in the attention my boyfriend was giving me, in his gorgeous, deep hum.

“You’re so pretty... jagiya...” I let out a long groan as Chanyeol slowly slid a finger inside me, his hum now one of approval at my reaction. His movements remained slow and precise, and I opened one eye to look down at him. His lower lip was between his teeth, and his face emitted concentration. It turned me on all the more to see how much effort he was making to make sure he proved himself, to make sure I felt good, to see how intently, and how hungrily he was staring at my body. His eyes turned upwards to look at my face, and I was surprised to hear him moan along with me. “Look at you... look at you... You look so damn hot, Y/N... Look how ready you are for me... Look how beautiful you look when you feel good... Fuck, Y/N”, he groaned, squirming a little along with my more violent wriggles of sheer pleasure. He still watched me, and as I looked down at him ready to plead him to go faster, he smirked; it was almost as if he could read my mind. He pulled his one finger out painfully slowly before slamming it back in with the addition of another two. I yelped out, my back arching.

“Chanyeol...! Chanyeol... Ch-Chanyeol!” I whined, my body moving with his fingers without my noticing it. I soon found that the only word that my brain could remember was his name, and he was doing everything he could to encourage my behaviour further. My hands searched for something to grab onto, and they soon found Chanyeol’s hair. I ran and tangled my fingers through his locks, and he let out a low moan as I did so, pushing my legs further apart. The next thing I knew, his mouth was joining his fingers. My heart pounded in my chest as I let out what sounded like a strangled sob. Chanyeol hadn’t really experimented with this before, but it seemed he was naturally gifted. It wasn’t long until I was shaking on the sofa, panting. I was completely subject to Chanyeol’s every action, putty in his hands. I tugged his hair roughly and he growled loudly, nipping my thigh in response to my pull. I whined, my head now hanging over the edge of the sofa. Everything was beginning to become too much to bare, and I was aware that my body wouldn’t be able to take this for much longer, if at all. “B-Babe... Chanyeol, please...” He simply hummed in response, causing vibrations that drove me even more wild than I already was. His tongue was working magic on me, and I was beginning to see stars. “Chanyeol!” It was a warning, a sign that I was on the verge of finishing - but he didn’t remove himself, burying himself further into me, fingers moving impossibly faster somehow. I screamed his name, making sure he knew that he really had proved himself, using his hair to pull him closer and closer to me as I finally found my climax, the feeling like fireworks, explosive and out of control. Chanyeol, after leaving smatters of kisses over my thighs and stomach, came up to kiss me deeply, his hands now mirroring mine and burying themselves in my hair. I smiled softly against his lips, a feeling of exhaustion coming over me. I felt him smile back before he pulled away.

“Good?”

“No”.

“O-Oh..! So-”

“Amazing, Chanyeol”, he sighed in relief, chuckling and resting his forehead on mine. 

We were quiet, both of us tired, before he broke the silence, “An evening well spent, I’d say. If you want, we could - SHIT!”

We both jumped as a horrifyingly piercing scream filled the room. Chanyeol sat up, both of our heads whipping towards the TV screen. The credits to the terrible film were now rolling; we had both completely forgotten about it. Chanyeol turned to look back at me with a satisfied grin.

“Told you I’d scare you”.

Masterlist

[sequoiann]

❧ b.sk | roommate!au

pairing; seventeen seungkwan x reader

genre; bulletpointed, roommate!seungkwan, humor (loads of this), fluff (loads of this too)

✎a/n; i’m eggcited for this wewew hope ya’ll enjoy thiss !! psps. i’m probably gonna do this on a lot of other members so do leave a msg in my inbox to let me know who you’d like to see a roommate!au on ;))

UWAKK I CAN ALREADY PICTURE THIS

ok so so sO!

seungkwan

boo seungkwan

as a roommate

you seriously won’t know whether to thank all the gods up there for sending you such an angelic patootie 

or to curse the devils for sending you one of their kind

bc not gon lie but seungkwan is a real mix

the story of how the two of you ended up in the same dorm room is really simple tbh

according to school protocols ;; male dorms and female dorms should be far apart

like really far apart

bc no one wants ehEM EHEM to happen right?

wrong lol 

the university gives no shit about that man

they just mix whatever they want

but most girls and guys willingly stick to sharing a room with the same gender since it’ll be less awkward

but you transferred to the school around midterms 

and the girls’ dorms were full

or at least that’s what they told you

so they decide to put you in the guys’ dorms

“you don’t mind, right?” 

“of course not. everything’s alright.” 

“great. here’s your key. eleventh floor, room five.” 

ok you minded

a lot.

like you pretty much have to live with this guy now?? and if he’s messy and disgusting and—

oh my god you didn’t even want to think about it

you kinda resigned to your fate and went straight to the dorms, to your room, bc you had a shitload of luggage to park.

when you got in, you were pleasantly surprised

the place was really really really clean??

like there were no random trousers hanging everywhere and the floor felt really dust-less

and you felt that ray of hope that this plan wouldn’t be so bad after all

and like juST before you were about to unpack

the door opens

//grand music plays

seungkwan enters

but at that time you didn’t know him yet so you just awkwardly scramble to your feet

and bow slightly since you were aware that your roommate was a year older

and do your formal introduction of ‘hi i’m y/n please take care of mi’

you look up and notice he’s cute

like cute as in

the baby kind of cute screeeeches

and he looked nice and quiet

HA ‘QUIET’ WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING

ok so he introduces himself as seungkwan 

and the start was really awkward tbh 

the both of you were just literally walking circles around the room and staying on opposite ends bc awKWARD !1!!

you weren’t one to start a convo so yeah this time was no exception

but seungkwan actually initiated one and you were so relieved bc you were literally suffocating from this awkward air

he was like “so, um, you’re a year younger?” 

“yeah”

“do you need help, er, unpacking?”

you turn to your heavy ass luggage and overflowing clothes and laughed

“yeah, i guess?”

seungkwan looked excited bc he internally wanted to do sth so ya’ll can get over this ice cold thing

so ice ice baby ok i’m sorry let’s continue

and he literally bounces on two feet and like goes over to you and hE LOOKED LIKE AN ADORABLE PENGUIN ASDFGHJK

he helps you get your clothes out and like a lot of them got unfolded so he kindly folds them back and stacks them neatly

then he like opens the empty side of the closet which he wasn’t using and helps you load your clothes in there

and he hangs up your coats before coming back to you 

who was struggling with the cables you had put in your bag bc they tangled up real bad

meANWHILE

seungkwan decides to unzip a ‘hidden compartment’ of your luggage 

and vOILA

he bursts into laughter and you had no idea what was going on

then you notice the unzipped compartment and you just

“SEUNGKWAN !!!?!??!?!?” 

and he was literally a laughing mess on the floor like his ears were red and he was rolling about trying to catch his breath but it wasn’t working

bc,,,, you kept your bra and undies in there

and seungkwan saw it

zE eMBArrASSmENT 

seungkwan manages to choke out an ‘iM soRRY’ before he continues dying in his own laughter

and you can’t help but laugh too bc his laughter was contagious asf

and bc of this incident ,,, ya’ll became really really close

it’s like a ‘he already saw my undergarments on our first meeting what worse can happen’

so yall became very open with each other

like after four months or so ya’ll bFF MAN

he even knew where you kept your pads

bc there were those days where it just comes unexpectedly and you don’t know until you strip in the toilet for a bath

so you just scream for seungkwan to pass you one like

“seUNGKWANN”

“YA”

“WILL YOU BE A DEAR AND—”

“YA SURE” 

that was great to you tbh like it made life so convenient

but the downsides of having seungkwan as a roommate 

lolol 

so many many

seungkwan’s in the school choir (which surprisingly accepts both boys & girls)

so he claims he needs his personal vocal practice

every.

single.

day.

and the room turns into a freaking opera theatre istg

like you literally hear him go do re mi fa SO LAR TEE DOHHHHH

while you’re there just trying to get your shit tgt

and you sometimes suspect he’s just trying to annoy you on purpose

bc he goes wAAY out of tune just to hit the extra extra high notes

and he even screeches sometimes and oh god your goosebumps just ploop

 “ seungkwan. ”

“ SOLLLL “

“ boo “

“ LAAAAAAA “

“ seung “

“ TEEEEEEEEEEE”

and you dont even bother to say the last syllable of his name and you just glare at him and he just shuts up and laughs really loud like his eyes squints together and he just drops onto the bed

adorable

he’s also really childish at heart so

he likes messing with you when you’re in the shower

he would turn off the heater and/or the lights

and the first time he turned off the lights you freaked out really badly bc you were afraid of the dark and you genuinely thought there was a blackout

and you shouted for him but he didn’t know you were scared so he just silently snickered outside

but when he heard you sob on the other side of the door

oHhHHhhH GOOD GOD

he quickly turns the lights back on and like when you come out he was so damn apologetic like

“i’m so sorry i didn’t know omg”

“ i h8 YOU “

but no you didn’t lol you loved this squish

and he made up for it by literally being by your side for the next few days

and cuDDLE SESSIONS BECAME A THING

i mean

ya’ll were roommates

cuddling is the most normal thing to happen

so aft that ‘blackout’ incident ,,, that night ,,,

you couldn’t sleep lol

you guys had a really wide bunk bed if that made sense??

it was almost like a second story on the upper deck

seungkwan had been taking the bottom deck so when you moved in you just took the one at the top

and thAT NIGHT

you just kept tossing and turning and like the bed would shake a little every time you move

so seungkwan can’t sleep either since the bed just keeps wobbling

“you can’t sleep?” he says,, just staring up

“…yeah.”

and then there’s this short silence.

“you up for cuddles?”

and another silence.

bc ngl you lived for cuddles

but you would get really insecure about everything bc like your cuddle partner would be sososo close ?? ya’know??

but before you can reply,,

seungkwan literally just comes up and pokes his head to your deck and grins and you just laugh

aandddd he just scurries to your side and plonks down 

“ you’re not against this, right? ”

he just doesn’t want you to feel uncomfortable or anything uk

“ n-no, i’m not. ”

seungkwan would like laugh at your nervousness,, but he just wraps his arm around you and just stroke your hair and stuff like that 

and it calmed you down a loooot.

he was so warm and comfy you honestly just wanted to stay in his arms forever lolol

so this cuddle thing became a very natural thing since it happened often aft that

and when the two of you actually fall asleep

it’s a totally different thing in the middle of the night 

you would accidentally jab him in the eyeballs since you move q alot when you sleep

and he just jerks awake like whO IS YOU WHO AWOKE ME FROM MAI BEAUTY SLEEP

then he sees you with your arms sprawled everywhere and he’d just laugh quietly before tucking you back under the covers

and the next morning he’d complain all about it

“ Y/N ”

“ ?? whAT ”

“ YOU NEARLY TORE MY EYEBALLS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS YTD ”

ya he exaggerates a lot

and you’d just laugh bc you are aware of the fact that you are kinda violent when you’re in dreamland

but seungkwan honestly doesn’t mind lol bc other than that,, you were a good cuddle buddy

oK MOVING ON

can you imagine when ya’ll have to order food

HAHAHA it’s like tug of war

like you like fried chicken

but he likes seasoned chicken

and you guys can’t buy both bc you guys were supposed to sneak it into the dorms

and two packs of chicken would be like bringing a freaking mountain into the dorm

so you two just start throwing random stuff at each other

“ you broke my pen ytd?? ”

“you dropped my compact powder and it got everywhere.”

“ya but u made me clean the entire room bc of that.”

“but we got seasoned chicken in the cafeteria”

“horrible ones.”

“yoU TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS THAT DAY”

“no, okay, but —”

“YOU MADE ME CRI”

seungkwan just gives up and 

“fiNE FRIED CHICKEN OK”

//internal evil laughter

“love you seungkwannn”

//finger guns

seungkwan just shakes his head and places the order and turns away from you to let out his smile

ok ya so all in all

seungkwan would just be a really soft and annoying roommate 

and the two of you would be like the bickering best friends

heartheart

[justahalfling]

tagged by the awesome @puppyloveblog24​ aight here we go

1. Rain or snow? Imma cheat and say both. i love precipitation in all its forms im not gonna discriminate

2. What is/was your favourite subject at school?

ENGLISH cause we get to discuss stuff and write. i remember we had this annoying english teacher once and everytime during class i would correct her? and like my classmates would congratulate me afterward lmao

3. How would you rate your own blog?

10/10 because it has been curated by me for myself. i try to have a good balance of humor, new cool things, social justice and fandom stuff lol

4. What is the most comforting smell for you?

the smell of sambar cause it reminds me of home? but i love the smell of lemon blossoms too (also reminds me of home)

5. Top 3 fears

never amounting to anything in my life, losing all the people i love, crocodiles (dem big boys, amirite)

yep these are the things that keep me awake at night folks

6. Tell an embarrassing story.

One time I thought this guy was being rude to me so I called him out but like... he was actually being nice and I misunderstood. it was frigging embarrassing lmao 

7. Last book that you read and fell in love with.

Lunar Chronicles and Captive Prince series (I cant remember which one i read first so) Loved them both though

8. Your all time favourite movie? Erm how about... NO. too many good movies. i mean, its changing all the time anyways

9. Would you say that you’re popular in real life ?

ye kind of cause a lot of people know me? not like POPULAR popular but like a chill kind? that happens when you’re a extrovert and start talking to random people who are sitting at the bench near you

10. Favourite accessory?

watches because they are functional and also make you look like you have your shit tgt

i would have said glasses but i actually need them to live, my guy 

11. Flats or heels?

sandals or slippers always (no heels, no shoes) so its like max comfy (cause you dont sweat so much and you can walk around properly) 

i would probs go barefoot if i could, i heard it helps you run better