#comments pls 👉👈

[abyssruler]

so uh sneak peak of my upcoming scaramouche series that’s basically a tangled au with rapunzel!scara and eugene!reader. i already finished chapter one so i might post it next week who knows 🫣

[db2k]

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☠️nct/wayv

🍄movies

🎈dramas

[dakogutin]

i just read the response to my request!! fuck thag was so perfect thank you so much :((( woukd you ever write more trans sirius?

yojt wriitng is really fuckint brilliant thank you thank you thank you!!

have an awesome day <3

you're welcome<3 im very glad you like it

after writing two consecutive trans!s requests i think i'll maybe move to other types of requests for now. ty!!

[rosicheeks]

Hi can I please throat train you? If that doesn't work out I can always prop your legs onto my shoulders and devour your pussy

Haha sure

[old-lorarri]

꒰꒰ ‧₊˚𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃 ─ 𝐒𝐕𝟓 ˚₊· ꒱꒱

─ summary . . . ❨ it's been a year without everyone's fav motorsports couple and people are still in morning but everyone is happy that they are living there best life together ❩ ─ pairing . . . ❨ sebastian vettel x fem! wife! motogp! reader ❩ ─ genre . . . ❨ social media file ❩ ─ author note . . . ❨ geez it's been a while since I've written for seb sorry about that folk lol but anyway this is kinda short n sweet so enjoy! ❩

❨ taglist | masterlist ❩

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yourinstagram 10 years and 10 championships with red bull

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user Danke Y/N 😞💗🇩🇪

user thank you for everything

user Waiting for you to come back...

user I came here after watching the episode on Drive to Survive to see if it was real lol

user Still hurts a little to hear about it

user it's not funny anymore please come back :((((

user Y/N the joke's over pls come back 😭😭

user Patiently waiting for you to come back, Y/N.

user alright, you can come back now Y/N and bring seb too 😭

user funny joke man it’s been a year come back please

user 2nd January 2024 and I still get teary eyed reading this 🥺

user Almost a year ago and still not properly processed 💔

user still so sad you are gone motogp will never be the same but so happy you are living your best life with seb

user mother come back

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sebastianvettel

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sebastianvettel I won the most important race. It was the race into the heart of the love of my life, Y/N. I love you.

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user He’s getting comfortable here . We love to see it.

user Y/N come get your man, he wildin

user Sebastian Rizzel

user Retirement has Seb has him being present.

user First he dropped that "but I also love..." and now this? What did retirement do to you, Seb?

user The greatest couple ever.

user Rizzking

user Someone cut onions there 🥺❤️

user Everyone needs someone like that in life. I’m glad you found yours 🙂

user Met his idol, got to F1, won 4 World Titles, got the love of his life, and retired in form. Bro won in life

user SWEETESTTTT SWEETESSTT EVERER

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─ requested by . . .

@blerb-f1 ─ If you're still doing requestss, would you do sth for Seb?👉👈 I miss him sm. Maybe sth with him and Reader both champions in different racing series(I'd write myself but writer's block kicking my ass)

[vivwritesfics]

Hi, I love your pet series its different and it’s so cute and funny to me. I wanted to requested a pet duck (the white ones) with Lance cause there’s just something about him but he seems like the type that would have a duck. (The image in my head is taking me out! 😂)

Thank you 🫶

okay took a different approach with this one so... lance is a rich boy, has grown up in luxury. His country loving gf changes that -- aka lance x lowkey cottagecore girlie

y/nl/n

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y/nl/n ... we moved

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username1 only y/n could get lance to move to the countryside

username2 omg sleepy lance he's so cute

username3 how long until they have a literal farm?

username4 man is whipped

username5 get yoself a man who buys you your dream house when its the opposite of his aesthetic

username6 'opposite of his aesthetic' lmao

lance_stroll i love our little house

y/nl/n

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y/nl/n first addition to countryside life

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username7 pls pls pls get cows

username8 lance with a dog im soft af

username9 can't wait to see what you guys get next!!

fernandoalo_oficial your next pet should be named after me

y/nl/n agreed

lance_stroll agreed

y/nl/n

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y/nl/n lance and I should not be trusted with money

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landonorris lmao shouldn't be trusted with money

y/nl/n we're not ready for responsibility

lance_stroll speak for yourself i love our daughters

username10 omg their daughters i can't

username11 what are their names?

y/nl/n we named them after the grid, the one with the heart on her head is mick

username12 what's next?

username13 omg they need a farm cat

y/nl/n

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y/nl/n i call them lance's ladies

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username14 omg they're lances ladies

lance_stroll oh my ladies look so good

y/nl/n thank you, lancey poo

lance_stroll ... my ducks

username15 where do I find a lance?

y/nl/n he's for sale if you want him

lance_stroll if i leave my ladies are coming with me

y/nl/n love you lancey

y/nl/n

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y/nl/n lance's girls get treated so good

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lance_stroll that's all my girls (including you)

username16 id do anything ANYTHING for lance stroll to call me his girl

username17 am i more jealous of y/n or the ducks

username18 idk im swaying towards the ducks

username19 does grandpa stroll ever visit the farm babies?

username20 acc the cutest family

username21 has the rest of the grid met their animals yet?

username22 idk i feel like mick or esteban have

y/nl/n

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y/nl/n lil slice of heaven

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username23 ugh they're living their best lives and im here for it

username24 seb really rubbed off on lance

username24 WHEN DID THEY laGET CHICKENS AND WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES

lance_stroll next im gonna get you a pony

y/nl/n omg really? 👉👈 lancey poo i love youuuuu lance_stroll but also lets get more ducks y/nl/n deal

[naivegh0ul]

ABSOLUTELY SPLENDID (also omg hiii! Pain buddies ♡♡♡)

If its ok could you do Gn!Reader at least? Since im just a gay lil lad. (I'm a guy but I feel a lil rude to ask for masc!Reader 👉👈)

Anyway! Reader with a cane and chronic pain and EDS related issues (like hypermobile joints) and ghost being so kind about it especially since reader is young and "looks healthy"

Always anxious about using their cane because of certain people making comments like that. Like they can walk without it a bit but will be so sad and achy cause their legs and back hurts and so many places just do NOT have enough seating. (Often ends up sitting on the floor even to rest even though its such a hassle to sit down or push themselves up)

Scary dog privilege ghost being such a good emotional support, being so gentle with reader to use their mobility aid while also being so scary to someone if they try to say something or give a look.

Ghost being like a human reminder to take breaks, fix posture (you know with hypermobility and 'knee locking'), take your cane, pain killers for more busy days etc. Cause he just cares so fucking much and wants to make sure reader is in the least amount of pain possible.

Probably would carry reader if they asked

Just!! Need soft ghost comforts cause im such a sad achy boy rn.

(Also a lil unrelated to chronic pain but I need him to lay his full body weight on my small body cause I am the autistic and I crave that pressure and also feel like it would do WONDERS for my back)

how and why are you so relatable!!!! also don't ever feel rude or awkward ab requesting masc reader, pls request whatever you want <333

Ghost understands your chronic pain, after all, he's getting shot at on the daily so he's pretty achey all over. He's always reassuring you whenever you're having one of your bad days, cuddling you close to him when you sniffle and sob into his chest from the pain :(

He's such a sweetheart about it and always carries a spare cane with him wherever he goes. People don't question an older veteran carrying around a cane so you don't have to worry about people giving you weird looks about it.

And if it's one of those days where you're really feeling anxious about using your mobility aids in public, Ghost will just carry you. He doesn't want you sitting on the hard, dirty floor so he'll have you on his back or holding you bridal-style.

He calls you his little backpack when he's carrying you on his back. Sometimes people look at him weird because why is Ghost carrying a full grown man on his back? Ghost just glares at them, gives them a 'don't say anything bad about my partner or I'll kill you' type of look.

He is like a human alarm clock sometimes, pops up behind you and whispers "Have you taken your meds?" in your ear before magically producing them, pulling them out of his pocket. (and an entire water bottle??)

I need him to lay me too, dude. After a long day of you using your cane, he'll feed you and make you take your medication before laying you in bed and putting his entire body weight on top of you.

This man will become a heated, weighted blanket in an instant. He'll have you lay your head on your wedge pillow and will flop on top of you, nuzzling his face into your neck and praising you for how well you did today and how you took all of your meds and used your mobility aid when you needed it instead of trying to push through the pain.

[breedable-bunnyblue]

Uh idk how this works but i guess this is my limits or DNI list Plus introduction idfk

18+ only Blog

avatar is a picrew until i maybe draw something else up myself

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i have an amazon wishlist now, if you want to buy me anything I'll leave a tag to its location

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So uh hi im Blue , He/Him 22 submissive generally speaking.

I'm trans gay male do not post any of my posts on WLW blogs or any post involving women.

IM NOT A FUCKIN LESBIAN STOP REBLOGGING ME ON YOUR LESBIAN ACCOUNT/Mendonotinteract ACCOUNT FFS

Do not interact with my blog if:

you are a minor

you are a woman yes trans women that includes you. you are women. why do you keep asking me if you can interact 😭 (NBs/genderflud people are fine i keep getting asks)

you are WLW or are exclusive attracted to women

you are a Straight man

you are a Detrans kink blog

blank blogs are gonna get blocked

if you are any of those you will be immediately blocked just leave my account alone, if you dont list age or if you dont list anything in bio ect you will be blocked

Do not make any comments or asks or whatever about

R*pe/ SA

Scat or piss play

detrans/forced fem

knife play/gun play (at least not with actual cutting or anything that's an absolute no)

incest

pedo shit

zoos

( pretty much anything illegal or gross just keep it away from me ty)

Stuff im into

(R- receiving G-giving)

Breeding breeding breeding breeding 🥴🥴🥴 (r)

pregnancy in the way of getting knocked up or like roleplaying it for a scene but not actually wanting to get pregnant? if that makes sense 😅

Monster fucking

Cnc (r/g)

bdsm

edging (r/g)

public sex/public play (in theory never tried)

being tied up/restrained (r/g)

intoxication? / weed (in theory never tried)

Regency (prince/knight)

i think i have a mommy kink ☠️ (as in being called mommy ((but I AM MALE THIS IS NOT IN A DETRANS OR ANY OTHER WAY OTHER THAN FOR SOME FUCKING REASON MY DICK THINKS ITS HOT))

power bottoming if im in the mood

puppy doms/tops (i have a extreme horny fuckinf idEK it makes me really wet to think of calling a guy puppy)

daddy kink slightly but no DDLB/Age play (as in calling somone daddy PLEASE DONT CALL ME THAY DJDJSK)

pet names like Bunny, angel, kitten,ect are all good (you can try others with me if you'd like ill tell you if i dont like them)

slight doctor kink? (r)

hucow kink/milking but i dont post about it cuz im embarrassed the only way you get that out of me is DM or private asks (r)

sending nudes (srs if you want some just ask)

honestly itd probably be faster to just write things that dont turn me on

Asks are welcome though!! (pl EAs E) anon or not, feel free to send me messages there. 👉👈

*** general about me

like videogames (Bloodborne is my favorite)

music taste generally Alt or emo (MCR, Peirce the veil, low roar, the entirety of the Bloodborne soundtrack, idk i listen to a lot of music and just dont know the bands but vibe with it)

I have pets, if you want to send me animal pictures thats cool we can trade. (2 dogs, 3 cats, 2 parakeets)

i have chronic pain and migraines, lots of health issues but thats likely to stay off the blog unless i think of something horny about it.

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[mishwanders]

Hiiii

A little birdy told me that you might take writing requests

So…can I make the Old Man flustered????

Asking for a friend 👉👈

It has been a while since I’ve done a request, but I love making old men blush, so hell yeah I can write this one lol.

Characters: LU Time x GN!Reader

A/N + Warnings: Time gets picked on by the others for being smitten. Safe for everyone. Written by Mishwanders - pls do not repost.

“Old man, are you blushing?!”

Time sighed as the sound of the Vet’s voice reached his ears. He closed his eyes, trying to wish himself away from this moment as he shook his head in defiance, but the Rancher came in next with another comment, one he entirely disapproved of.

“What’s got’chu flushed redder than a hot summer day?”

Time opened his eyes and narrowed them at the two in an attempt to intimidate them from furthering their questions. It worked on Twilight. But not so much on the Warrior though. That one and Legend both had sly, mischievous grins plastered on their faces.

“Aw c’mon Sprite, what’s wrong? Who has you all hot and bothered?”Wars asked, leaning his good hand on his knee.

Time scoffed at the notion and muttered. “No one has me hot and bothered, it just hot. It’s that simple.”

“Nah I ain’t buy it, you didn’t even turn that red in the depths of death mountain.” Wild chimed in from the pot over the fire. “Someone’s gotten into your head, that’s for sure.”

“Could it be our new companion?” Sky asked, a sly grin creeping up on his lips as well as he joined in the jesting.

Time folded his arms in front of him, rolling his eyes in response to their comments. “You all are unbelievable.”

“Oh come on old man, there’s nothin’ wrong with being smitten.” Four stated.

“I’m not smitten!” Time countered

‘Yes you are.’ The Fierce Deity chimed in from his mind.

OH NOT YOU TOO!

“Well if you’re not then you don’t mind our new traveler finding out.” Hyrule said.

Time narrowed his eyes at the shorter man by the fire. He wouldn’t dare.

Never mind, he was a Link. He very much would dare if it was in good fun for him.

“What you all talking about?”

Your voice almost startled Time out of his metal armor, jumping at the sound as he whipped his head around to face you. The others snickered at him, but thankfully Twilight had enough grace in him to give the old man a bit of a break.

“It ain’t nothin’ you need ta’ worry about.” twilight replied, patting you on the back.

“Yeah, why don’t you take a seat? Foods almost done any way.” Wild stated, stirring the pot.

“Here, you can have mine!” Wind interjected, moving off of the log next to Time and settling on the ground by Hyrule. The kid looked just like the others, a mischievous grin he couldn’t hide.

Little shits, all of them.

You gave your thanks to the youngest of the Chain, taking your seat beside Time. Even the mere existence of you within arms reach of him had a way of making his heart race.

Maybe the others were right…

The food was passed around the group and thankfully the others had stopped their pestering and resolved to discussing amongst each other (thank you goddesses). You and Time had been carrying on your own conversation, one he’d been following easily, enjoying listening to your little stories and easily amused by your excitement of being in this other Hyrule. He was so relaxed that when your cloth covered hand touch the corner of his lip he almost didn’t flinch.

Almost.

He did slightly, until he realized you were wiping away the smidgen of food from his face. He looked down at you as you gently wiped it away. Goddesses, even just the small touch of your cloth covered fingers against his cheek was enough to turn him into the visage of a deer caught by a hunter. His cheeks were redder the Goron Ruby, feeling the heat of Death Mountain practically burning his cheeks at the small, helpful action. That’s when he what’s the small chuckle from the Vet reach his ears.

The boys were were right and Time knew they were never going to let him live this down now.

Hylia, help him.

[valeskafics]

Headcanons for Modern Aegon, Aemond, Cregan, Daemon, and Jace as Your College Professors

A/N: i feel like this doesn't really need to be said but pls don't fuck your professors lol. cregan's and jace are kinda mild im sorryyyy but also aemond's is a bit unhinged and im NOT sorry ALSOOOO i might do individual one shots for these later if y'all like em

Rating: 18+ (MINORS DNI)

TW: profanity, innuendo, inappropriate student/teacher relationships, power imbalance, some yandere ish behavior, mild dubcon (full on dubcon for aemond lmfao), NSFWWWW SEXY TIMES

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the House of The Dragon/Fire & Blood characters nor do I claim to own them. I do not own any of the images used nor do I claim to own them.

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Aegon

-aegon is an art history professor (y'all let's just pretend he managed to get through college because in art history you get to look at boobies all the time so he was happy)

-he notices you from the very first day, partially because you walk in late, having gone to the wrong lecture hall

-he sees your windblown hair, your flushed cheeks, and immediately he thinks... "yeah. that one. i want that one."

-he's always leaving nice little comments on your work, gets overly excited when you raise your hand in class

-he's actually nice as a professor because he constantly says art is subjective and so he feels everyone's interpretations are accurate

-remembers how much he struggled in undergrad so gives out tons of extra credit, like even just showing a ticket stub for an art museum or going to an exhibit that's in town

-he's a total flirt whenever you come to his office hours, saying that if you were there in the renaissance, botticelli absolutely would've used you as the model for "birth of venus", which is super flattering and you can't stop fucking smiling after he says it

-gets a little bolder and flirtier as time goes on in class, winks at you when he passes your papers back, etc

-you start doing all of the extra credit for his class, going to every art exhibition you can just because he MIGHT be there, you are so down bad for this man it's insane

-and he knows it, he'll just give you this cute little wave whenever he sees you at a museum or something

-then one day, you decide to push it to the next level and go with a date, aegon doesn't fucking like this one damn bit

-so the minute your date leaves to get you something to drink or a snack, aegon is approaching you and asking what the fuck you think you're doing, you tell him he hasn't had the balls to make a move so you found someone else who would

-he drags you to the closest bathroom and covers your mouth as he fucks you against the wall, asking you if "the little boy" you came with would make you feel as good as he's making you feel right now

-at first you try to convince yourself this was just a one time thing, but when you go back to class and he just looks you up and down like he wants to fucking devour you, you know there's no getting out of this

-definitely continues as a secret hookup for the rest of the semester, you two just can't get enough of each other but he tells you he doesn't really do relationships which you're fine with

-but by the end of the semester, he's like.... i changed my mind, let's do this fr fr 🥺👉👈

-calls you his venus because he's fucking cheesy

Aemond

-mr "tis i who studies history and philosophy" of course teaches history, fucking pretentious douchebag

-he's known for being one of the absolute HARSHEST graders, like absolutely zero mercy, this bitch takes attendance and grades you down if you don't participate in class, he deadass wants you to fail

-but you take this upon yourself as a challenge, you enroll in his class and decide that you're going to get an a, no matter what

-he has a requirement that you have to interview with him before he gives you an add code for his class, so you go to your interview

-he seems at least somewhat okay with you and he gives you the add code, you go off on your merry way, thinking hey... this guy isn't as bad as they say

-you take diligent notes, ask thought provoking questions, actively participate, have perfect attendance, and beyond all that, you're really fucking good at history, so when you get a 0 on your first essay, you're completely blindsided and you go to aemond's office hours

-you tell him the grader must have made a mistake, but he tells you he graded these himself

-of course he did this on purpose; he's wanted you from the moment you walked in his classroom, he likes that you're actually intelligent and you take your academics seriously, but he knows that will also make it so much easier to manipulate you

-he tells you that he's willing to help you with some "private" tutoring sessions, has you come to his off campus apartment, tells you to dress nice and not to be late

-you already had a vague idea of what this was going to entail but you had no idea he was going to be like a fucking animal in heat, biting and marking you all over as he just absolutely rails you into the bed

-tells you that in class, you're to sit in the front row, up in the center, everyday and that you can only wear dresses or skirts that give him easy access after class

-insists on being your thesis advisor, says he's the only one who can help you reach your full potential (which despite all his flaws he does actually end up helping you write a pretty kick ass thesis on how women were historically marginalized in medieval westeros - surprise, he's a secret feminist, just not when it comes to boinking you apparently)

-he's definitely the one out of all of these (maybe daemon too) to have you sit under his desk and suck him off while he has a meeting with the dean or someone else

-extremely possessive, has you move into his apartment instead of the dorms, doesn't want anyone else getting to see you first thing when you wake up

-despite all of his flaws, you can rest assured that when push comes to shove, he is completely devoted to you and only you (but also he's kinda batshit crazy)

Cregan

-cregan teaches mythology with a specialization in northern folklore

-he's so intimidating when he first walks into the classroom, he's so tall and has that shaggy brown hair and a well-trimmed beard looking like a fucking model!!!!! with gorgeous eyes, it's insane

-like you and all the other students are like... who is this sexy ass man and why is he here? this can't possibly be our professor!

-then he speaks. in that northern accent. and all of you are just swooning, introduces himself as cregan stark

-you and your friends always sit in the front row, always dress your cutest

-you like to ask as many questions as you can in class, not just because it gets him talking with that sexy ass accent of his, but because it's so interesting to hear about things like wargs and direwolves and giants

-he's actually such an awkward guy, which you learn when you bump into him at the gym on campus, dude lifts 5 times a week

-you see him in a muscle shirt and basketball shorts and honestly you think you must've gotten hit by a bus on the way and died and gone to heaven because no mere mortal deserves to look upon this

-but the thing is he sees you in your cute little workout outfit, doing your squats, going on the thigh machine and he CANNOT take his eyes off of you

-cregan is probably the professor that has the worst internal struggle with having feelings for you because he's such an honor-bound guy that it just feels very icky to him

-but in the end, his adoration for you wins out, especially when he realizes that you are ABSOLUTELY crushing hard on him, always coming to his office hours, always emailing him articles you think he'd find interesting

-one day when you're both at the gym, you mention that there's a steam room that you've been thinking of checking out, a new addition to the gym, and you give him a little wink, trying to hint to him that he should try it out too

-he gets the hint and after he's done with his workout (which he does a wayyyy shorter one of) he changes into a towel and goes into the steam room

-he sees you sitting there in a towel too and it's the first time you've seen the man shirtless

-he sits on the other end of the bench but you look at him and say he can come sit next to you

-he's so awkward at first but then, when he's sure no one's around, he just leans in and gives you the most mindblowing kiss you've ever had in your entire fucking life

-tries his best to stay professional, but when you tease him by wearing a shorter skirt or skimpier top, you better be prepared for him to ask you to stay behind after class and absolutely fucking destroy you - he's a wolf after all

Daemon

-daemon is a political science professor, who focuses on more combat-oriented things, ie the world wars, the american war in vietnam, political uprisings, etc - what he calls "the interesting stuff"

-you take his class as a freshman but it's a HUGE lecture hall for undergrad students with maybe 500 students so of course he doesn't take notice of you

-however, when you're a senior, you see he's looking for a TA, so of course... you sign up

-he sees your name and thinks it sounds vaguely familiar, that combined with the fact that you're a poli sci major who's on the dean's honor list make you an easy pick (especially when he checks your profile on the school website and thinks damn... they're hella attractive wtf)

-when he calls you in to interview for the position, he's pleased because not only are you very attractive and sweet, but you're competent and you're genuinely interested in the material he teaches

-definitely does not believe in personal space, always has a hand on your knee if you're sitting next to him, helping you grade papers, will give you a little pat on the butt to say "good job" (even tho that's inappropriate AF he could not give less of a shit)

-daemon isn't one to give a fuck about the rules so after the first few days of seeing you looking all cute in your little trying to be professional outfits, he's had enough and makes his move

-he invites you to see his "private library" at his luxury home near campus, says he has first edition classics of lots of books that he thinks you'd be interested in

-you're not stupid, you know what he wants and you want it too, you've been trying to smash this man for months

-so you show up at his apartment, dressed in a little black dress and heels, giving the excuse that you have plans later

-but when he has you bent over the desk of his library as he pounds into you, he just asks you, with an infuriating smirk on his face, "what were those plans again, darling?"

-you just look at him and try to speak and he smirks again, "yeah, that's what i thought"

-definitely the type to ask you to "stay and work late" with him in his office, which really just means him picking you up, shoving everything off his desk, and absolutely wrecking you

-but he does take you seriously when it comes to school stuff and he takes your advice on things to change in his class to make it more interesting

-if he sees you flirting with or chatting with one of your classmates, you best believe he's gonna be punishing you for that later

-and by punishing? i mean he's gonna have you bent over his knee, spanking you and making you say "sorry professor"

Jace

-jace is an english professor, he definitely is THAT professor who makes really terrible jokes who everyone just laughs at to be polite, no one actually thinks that they're actually funny, that is until you take his class

-it's a shakespeare class and, of course, he has a powerpoint up with a picture of a baby big and it says "what do you call a tiny pig reciting shakespeare? HAMLET" of course, most of the class groans but he hears a very quiet giggle and his eyes meet yours

-he feels tongue tied and he keeps looking over at you throughout the class, though he makes a conscious effort not to, you don't really notice though, because you're busy taking notes

-he thinks you're the most fucking gorgeous thing he's seen in his entire life, and not to be a cliche, that line from romeo and juliet flashes through his head "did my heart love till now?"

-no seriously he falls so hard and so fast, especially after seeing how much you love shakespeare, your insights that you make in your papers

-he loves when you come to office hours to ask for his advice on your papers, he makes tea for the two of you and likes to pretend that you're just a normal couple on a date at a coffee shop

-he loves and hates it when you wear v necks because you sit in the front row of his class and it makes it THAT much easier for him to look down your shirt and get a nice little view for himself

-he would NOT be one to abuse his power and try to force you into a relationship or hold your grade hostage or anything like that

-honestly? this guy is totally fucking WHIPPED after one week, like he's planning your fucking wedding, where you're going to live and raise your kids

-loves it when you volunteer to read out loud in class, ESPECIALLY if it's the more romantic lines from shakespeare's plays, he pretends you're saying them to him and he KNOWS that's super pathetic but he can't bring himself to care

-around midterms, he decides he just can't take it anymore and asks you to stay after class for a minute and finally sacks up and asks you out, he says there will be absolutely no hard feelings if you say no and that he'll even ask an independent grader to do all your grades either way

-he's so fucking nervous and rambling like crazy about how beautiful he finds you and you're pretty sure he tosses a few literary quotes in there, so you kind of just have to press a finger to his lips and be like yes i'll go out with you lol

-loves it when you come to his office just to hang out and sit on his desk while he works, loves stealing kisses from you after everyone leaves the lecture hall

-one of his favorite things to do is go to his place with you, have you lay your head in his lap, and he just reads to you, everything from "wuthering heights" to "pride and prejudice" he's a total romantic

[slothspamsstuff]

I’ve had this idea for the past month. I love fantasy and I want to try mixing between heroes and fantasy after binge reading dark knights of steel 😭😭 so I tried to draw Jason Todd in his DnD inspired costume (it isn’t that good since im very much using elements from the original design of jason from dkos and his current design by Pete Woods) but I’m trying to understand more about dnd and fantasy stuff 🥹👉👈 I’m an avid fan but I’m also from a country that’s not known for dnd so i might get things very wrong sobs

So basically, I’m thinking about the bat folks gathering around and play a game of DnD, Jason is a nerd, so he would very much enjoy the whole thing. His character is an archer (since he’s a master marksman), human race, made a pact with the devil to come back to life and successfully protected his village at the cost of being ostracized. Now he operates as a ghost vigilante whose luck is just perfect enough to be paired with Dick and Tim (lol)

Stay tuned, I’ll slowly work on the others too. You guys have any suggestion to which class and race the other batfam member should be? Feel free to drop a comment 😭 and pls forgive me if I got anything wrong or too cringey

P/s: this is another attempt to get used to the ipad, procreate is harddd and I have added the masked version cuz im a scatter-brained dumbass that forgets everythang 💀

[dozyrogue]

stream and timestamp for little brother comments 👉👈 pretty pls

Yesterday's stream!! Timestamp is hour 6 50 minutes

But I come with clip!!!

[humberg]

BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

Hullo :3 It's been a hot minute since I've last made a post, but look whose finally back 👀 ASDFGHJGDKHGDASDFG life is good again and y'all won't believe how much I have missed you all. I've got so much to catch up on here in the community, and I thought it only fair that I bless you all with an old VP that I never got round to posting.

Johnny gets taken beyond the blackwall who? Nah, the two boys wind down with cigarettes and alcohol after storming Arasaka for the second time. (Only after gaining Kerry's seal approval as he proved to be a stubborn nurse whilst taking care of Vincent, the man loves to party but less of being on the brink of death pls.)

Guess who also finished PL within the first 24 hours it came out? 👉👈 eeeeeh, I've got a lot of bottled up banter and a rather peculiar sense of humour to unleash :')

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P.S thank you to everyone who made such lovely and wholesome comments on my update post, I read all of them and I love you all <333

[gagmebucky]

bucky for #9 pls 👉👈 🥺

bucky drabble inspired by this gif. sexual content below the cut (includes enemies to lovers if you squint, dirty talk, unprotected sex, overstimulation.)

“Admit it,” he says above you, a slight smile grazing the crown of your head with every steady thrust, a note of breathlessness compared to your full-on panting. 

You don’t know how he expects you to answer when your face is buried in the pillows. It’s not like you’ve been particularly coherent in the past, what, hour? Time is lost on you. There’s only him: hammering away at your insides, engraving the outline of his cock into your center. 

Every time you think he’s finished wringing orgasms out of you and plugging you full of him, he simply flips you into a new position and starts over. The amount of orgasms you’ve had is cloudy, six at the least, enough that your muscles are limp, and your thoughts are mush. 

He’s like a machine—practiced, unrelenting, metaphorically well-oiled with the mess of you inside and spilling out. A mix of sweat and cum, there’s a lewd sound accompanying the slap of your bodies. The only thing louder is your mindless groans and gasps. 

This is not how you imagined this would go. 

One of his hands slides over your nape and into your hair, threading his fingers through the tresses to rear your head back. “Admit it,” he repeats next to your ear, and you can see his smile in your peripheral vision. “Admit you were wrong, and I’ll show you mercy.” 

It’s a good deal. Unfortunately, even being fucked stupid, your pride—somehow—is still entact. “It was a j - joke!” you gasp, then groan because he grinds into the hilt and your clit rubs against the pillow stuffed under your hips. 

He clicks his tongue in disapproval. “Don’t be a sore loser.” 

The bed creaks with the force he uses, and your headboard knocks against the wall. It’s probably dented at this point. You’d fuss about it if he wasn’t fucking you so hard; all you can do is lay there and take it—sprawled on your stomach and pinned beneath his weight. 

You claw at the sheets, clenching them white-knuckled, but his hips surge forward, and your grip slips. He’s bouncing you between the bed and his dick, shallow thrusts that keep him as deep as possible and your clit rolling friction into the wet spot pooling below you. A sticky slick won’t stop dribbling out of your swollen channel, a glistening ring undoubtedly encircling him at the base. 

That dastard competition between pleasure and pain swells to the surface. It needles across your skin and burns inside your veins. These growing ripples of stimulation skewing your sensibilities, fixating on every burrow of his cock and the consequential back-and-forth drag of your abused bundle of nerves. 

It hurts, but feels so fucking good. Your eyes flutter shut as he bears a smidge of his weight so more pressure ruts against your clit, and a long moan ebbs from your throat. You don’t know how he manages to do it every time—work you in a way that has pain locking with pleasure, rousing an intoxicating desperation inside you. 

His chuckle is knowing. “Oh, there she goes.” He loosens his grip on your hair until your cheek is pressed to the pillow, and he roughly runs his hand through the messy stands. His face drops to nose at the perimeter of yours, tracing along when he asks, “You gonna act right now, or what?” 

He’s speared through your pride like his cock does through your pulsing channel. You grasp at the sheets only to have them knocked out of your hands again, and you groan. The pillowcase chafes your cheek as you nod, managing to flutter your eyes open but only half-mast. 

“Good. Now prove it.”

Your teeth rake over your lower lip, but the words tumble free, anyway: “I - I was wr—wrong!” 

It was some stupid comment about him being a three-second man, an added implication he wouldn’t be a satisfying lover. You didn’t even know he heard you until he asked if you wanted to put your money where your mouth is; come to find out, he’s got a really talented mouth, a massive dick, and stamina that defies logic. 

He hums thoughtfully, then clicks his tongue. “You’re gonna have to do better than that, honey,” he tsks, and you whine, which makes him laugh and deliver a scolding smack to your ass. “C’mon, then. Convince me if you wanna cum so bad.” 

It’s going to hurt. Fuck, it’s going to run you ragged and strike you like lightning, coil around your senses and shatter whatever coherence you’ve might’ve recouped. It’s divine, drowning in sensation like that, the addictive euphoria that fits in like a puzzle. 

“I’m sorry!” you gasp, hooking your elbows around his arms braced on both sides of you, sinking your nails into his forearms. “I was wrong. So fucking wrong. A - and I won’t—I won’t ever say it again! Never ever. Would you just… please!”

“Atta girl!” he approves. “Now why don't you keep begging while I make your pretty pussy squeeze around my cock. Again… and again if you’re good enough.”

-> porn gif drabble index

[preprecure]

✨What I think you act like based on your favorite twst dorm✨

(This is all for shits and giggles people. None of this is meant to be taken seriously it’s just my opinion.)

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Heartslabyl 

You either simp for riddle, Or kin him. No in between 

You’re a pretty upbeat and cheerful person

You’re really cheerful and yet are also pretty shy and don’t talk to a lot of people, you have good friends though!

Okay I get it you like riddle 🥲 (god damn 😭)

50/50 y’all can bake (teach meeeeee)

Y’all can be pretty weird sometimes (dw me too 😌)

How them mommy issues workin out for ya? 😀

Ayo…any..any deuce kinnies looking for an ace kin wanna hmu 👀🤙 (jk jk…unless 👀 we can be friends 👉👈)

I’ll take a trey kinnie too (he says in riddle and cater kin ☺️🫶)

Savanaclaw 

Either Leona simps,Stans, or kins

Where tf are all the jack ppl?!

Y’all think ruggie is a skrunkly and you love him to bits

#stanbrokehyenaboi

Y’all are the more cool laidback type (funny considering the amount of jocks in the dorm)

Very knowledgeable and wise about things, I like that about you guys!

You guys are also pretty funny, I like y’all!

Octavinell 

you Kin azul. No questions.(Me too, bestie. me too.)

I love you guys, y’all are like SUPER chill.

You either have at least some knowledge of a random sea creature or have an interest in marine biology 

How many of you ship JadeAzul? Because I’m sensing a good majority

Jade fans y'all in there too.

I NEED THE FLOYD FANS/STANS/ AND ESPECIALLY THE KINNIES TO STOP COMMENTING ON MY HEIGHT 😭🤚

I like y’all, you’re really laidback yet funny as shit

Some of the octavinell fans need to calm tf down (they are Minors 😨!!)

Wut you planning 🤨

Y’all be weird as shit sometimes (love it tho 🫶)

Show me ur art 👀

If you kin Floyd I as a riddle kin automatically fear you /j

Any jade kins wanna talk? (*poses in azul kin*😎👌)

Scarabia

I love y’all too! You guys are so fun to chat with

Y’all are the deep thinking type or the impulsive idea type

Jamil or Kalim. pick one, and you can’t say both. 😡

Y’all can sometimes be a lil unhinged I will admit-

How many Jamil apologists and defenders y’all got up in there? 🤭

#letkalimbesad fr 

Where my fellow Kalim kin’s at!? (Dm meeee I wanna be friendsss 😚✌️)

…I’m also a Jamil kin too,,,(but more of a Kalim kin ☺️)

YOU GUYS COME UP WITH SOME OF THE COOLEST SHIT ISTG.

Pomfiore 

WHERE TF MY POMFIORE PPL AT!?

I barely see y’all wtf 😨 (I Have literally never met a pomforie fan in my life so all of this is from observation)

You like vil. That’s all ima say.

YA’LL ROOK FANS BE WILDIN SOMETIMES LIKE GOD DAMN.

Yeehaw boy fans stand up.

You definitely have a cute looking artstyle. It’s cute but is hella well detailed.

Ignhyde 

be my friend pls 🥹🙏

Y’all smart 

You guys are so sweet 

Can you share some of ur snacks pls 👀🤲 (I know you got a snack hoard.)

How many plushies you got🤨?

Y’all either actually like gaming, drawing. Or both (Mainly drawing tho.)

I’m assigning all the idia fans the song “Emo Boy” by Ayesha erotica (I do not support her) and you can’t tell me I’m wrong. BECAUSE I KNOW HOW SOME OF YA’LL BE ACTIN 🤨

Ortho fans where 🤔 (no I don’t mean simps*nastyass-* I mean people that genuinely like ortho’s character)

Diasomnia 

y’all shy or really chill and barely talk to people and yet are some of the most interesting people to talk with 

I don’t see a lot of you! Where y’all at?!

You either like malleus a lil too much or Lilia No in between.

Sliver Stan’s idk where y’all at 😟

Baul and general lilia fans STAND UP. I SEE YOU HIDING IN THE BACK OVER THERE. NO NO NO NO DONT YOU TRY TO RUN AWAY 😡

You. Nice, Amazing, Beautiful, Talented Human Being. Gimme a hug 🫂 

I can be the Kalim to your silver *lip bites* /j

[jtl-fics]

Reality show au for wip wednesday pls? 👉👈I've kind of become obsessed with your fics since reading the ff fic

"Andrew, the unrepentant yank, is staying at his boyfriend's family vacation home in Brighton" The camera has an aerial shot of the Brighton Pier and then a gorgeous little cottage by the ocean.

The camera then cuts to Andrew making something in the kitchen. "Is that a practice bake?" one of the producers ask.

"Soup." Andrew answers, "Idiot forgot his jacket and caught a summer cold running in the rain." Andrew says.

"I'm not sick!" Comes a nasally voice from another room.

Andrew just rolls his eyes.

"That's quite a collection of cook books on the shelf." another producer comments as the camera zooms in on a whole slew of blurred titles.

"It's Neil's uncle's place. He's the one who has every Mary Berry cookbook." He moves the pot off the stove, "Can you leave?" he asks with a frown.