#commit to the bit

[nateconnolly]

Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because -- and this is a direct quote -- he was concerned that otherwise he might "become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify". I have thought about this every single time that I've worked out since.

[vesperione]

Start ur new years right with Dan Reynolds

[ghosty-ghouls]

[eyeshadowandcaffeine]

Dana Terrace literally looked at Hunter and said “yes I know exactly what to do with this” and proceeded to commit to the bit with all her heart

[goldensunset]

for legends z-a they need to raise the accuracy of the move guillotine to like 90%. or at least either for gen 6 mons or against pokémon with like nobility or royalty to their vibe. i don’t care about game balance btw

[hypewinter]

DP x DC prompts

Just a couple of ideas that have me by the choke hold right now

Danny is Jason's older brother who died and got reincarnated. After circumstances force him to Gotham, he finds out that his beloved little brother is now a crime lord

As all the others leave the league of assassins, Danny is left behind to be molded by Ra's Al Ghul. One day Ra's decides to unleash his prized assassin on Gotham

Danny moves to Gotham and starts helping out at a local pet shelter (mainly so cujo can make friends). It is there where he runs into one Damian Wayne who is setting off his must protect senses

Danny becomes a back door engineer. He fixes things for cheap no questions asked. No one can beat him when it comes to using whatever you have laying around to build something from scratch. That's why he's Red Hood's personal mechanic

Danny is a clone of Batman and Superman. Superman is grateful that he can finally do right by his clone. Conner is exceedingly jealous of Danny's treatment. Batman is contemplating taking his friend to court for custody. And Danny is just vibing because now he has two powerful dads who won't let the giw get their hands on him.

And the final one that is really rotating around in my head:

Danny is Batman's informant. He can get any info the bat needs in record time. Batman is the only one who knows about Danny and his abilities so whenever anyone else catches a glimpse of him, they think it's Bruce's secret love child. Damian is not happy about this.

[nose-coffee]

since my most recent post was so controversial, let's settle this like gentlemen. cast your votes.

[salteytakesonmanga]

She really set out all her picnic supplies for him.

[lazyasriel]

my partner and I both love doing bits but are also both extremely neurodivergent so don't always realise that the other person is not being serious so we've developed a system so no one gets offended when we randomly start fake arguments (we almost never argue seriously)

the person starting the bit will call ACTION (it has to be loudly like a director would) to let the other person know and as soon as someone starts to feel uncomfortable or wants to be serious again they can call CUT

in between those calls we just yes-and each other for as long as we can like we're an improv duo

10/10 would recommend to all my fellow neurodivergent folks

[undead-knick-knack]

Name a more iconic duo than Sam Riegel and The Bit, I'll wait

[too-cool-for-facebook]

I'm just gonna come out and say it -

GONCHAROV'S RETURN SUCKED

It shouldn't even qualify as a sequel. With the exception of Abe Vigoda, it has none of the original cast; Zemeckis had no business trying to make a slasher film; Ice Pick Joe shouting like he's the fucking Hulk just ripped me out of a movie I was already falling asleep through; the scene with the goat was TOTALLY FUCKING UNNECESSARY; and they put the only cute character in the whole thing IN A DAMN OLIVE PRESS! 🤬

[nateconnolly]

The hardest I've ever been roasted is when I joking asked my friend what circle of Dante's Hell we'd be sent to, and then I said, "Oh, I'd go to the circle for homosexuals, right?" to which he immediately replied, "No, that's a mistranslation, it's a circle for the sodomites, not the homosexuals, meaning you'd have to actually have gay sex to go there."

[radiostranger]

why did they not make a point for sam and dean to visit every single state for a hunt at some point in the show? you’re telling me in a fifteen season long show there’s like thirteen states they never go to? not to mention washington dc?? like they could’ve done an episode about some presidents ghost or something. so many missed opportunities smh.

[mossmanbugboy]

doubt thou the stars are fire;

doubt that the sun doth move;

doubt truth to be a liar;

but never doubt I commit to the fucking bit.

[broccoli-bitching]

TFW you accidentally sext your bf from your wizardposting sideblog

[mr-craig]

The first rule of vampire improv is commit to the bitten.