It's sad that most fics with the Accidental Vigilantism tag are only BNHA fics.
Like, I want to see Jason "I don't know what being normal is" Todd go around doing lowkey and not so lowkey hero/vigilant stuff while thinking he's just being a good neighbour.
Maybe when he was a kid a neighbour helped him or saved him and went like "we're all from the Alley, we have to help ourselves. That's what neighbours are for" and he ran with it. And maybe Bruce did told him not to use Robin movements because he's Bruce Wayne's son and that's sus, but he took it too literary. Like, "helping is okay as long as I don't act like Robin" and later on he keeps with this.
Except now he's not Jason Todd-Wayne anymore, he's just Jason Todd from the next door. It's not strange if he can fight a bit, right? (He doesn't have idea what a bit is like).
More than once he ends up taking down a hideaway of a traffic ring as himself and doesn't think twice of it. He just saw someone being dragged into a van so he followed them. By feet? Why yes, he runs in his free time. Why didn't he call the police? This is Crime Alley, in Gotham. What police? How did he deal with all those guys by himself? Muscles and Home Alone shenanigans.
His vigilant identity is only safe because people either believe he doesn't have one or he's other cape. There're bets going on about which one he is.
Once, he's at college when an enormous sculpture starts falling down almost crushing a bunch of students. Almost. A moment Jason is there, talking with his friends, the next he's holding the thing from reaching the floor by its legs. What? He's a big guy and works out a lot.
Tall, dark hair, bright blue-ish eyes and Strong? That day 'Superman' is added to the list.
💛: Nope. Used to have earrings but ✨sensory issues✨
🙃: The jaw of a Mosasaurus can crush an entire watermelon (also the Mosasaurus is not considered a dinosaur) I love the Mosasaurus (also Mosasaur is an incorrect term for the specific reptile I am talking about. Mosasaur is a term for a group of large marine reptiles in the cretaceous period— the Mosasaurus is my baby. It’s the one in Jurassic World but fun fact they actually got so much wrong with the Mosasaurus in that movie and I’m going to stop now because if I don’t I never will)
🧡: That yellow-green puke color (it is only good in VERY specific circumstances)
I need to watch g3 soon so I can definitively say which mlp generations are actually communist. I see too many people say g4 is communist and it is not. G4 takes place in a monarchy (there are also capitalist undertones) . G1 is communist as it takes place on a litteral moneyless commune. G1.5 takes place in early 90s Canada. And G3 I don't know enough about to make a statement on.
dæmon au tech obviously continues to have a small orange cat (honestly he's low key more than a cat in her canon sometimes like. he really just crawled into her universe despite it not being a dæmon universe idk) but. jack i think german shepherd which gives "police/gun dog" yeah but. german shepherd.
Other than being just, really freaky to look at, Chigura's hugelarge And stealthy. It's an unsettling combination of traits for a guy wearing a hat with actual bells on it.
Whenever I drink or smoke I'm like am I ACTUALLY a lightweight or is it just that I'll jump on any excuse to give into the loose love and joy of the universe and get completely carried away on the very promise of lowered inhibitions.