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"Sorta like how a Binacle is kinda a plant if you squint, right? That one that's just a hand? Or a Shellos- It looks squishy like one."
It's probably a rock type, she surmises, pulling out her notebook and flipping to a passably empty page - she's got a whole page of microscopically small notes on Bastiodon diet.
"Lemme guess, Rock type? Ground? Water?-"
Archeops is ... Purring. Like a Cat. Strange.
"- Honest, I'd kinda expected your main to be a Beldum or Aron, y'know, not a Lilleep. Then again, mine was a Swablu."
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"So, what I'm getting from that is this; Metagross is a fucked up Krab. I'm beginning to see a common thread in pseuds. Violent hunters."
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"You reckon Yveltal folds it's wings like a Wingull? Or it just can't close 'em?
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👗"I know you called me a Metagross gijinka the other day, and as someone who had that suit custom tailored, I was a little hurt. So I'm interested to see what fashion you think would suit me."
"Okay, so the leather bracelet goes on the left wrist with the other two, the ring with the starburst on it is for your thumb, the keychains are two to a hip- so the keys one and the gold and silver one for the left, the padlock for the right, if it's too much cover the top with the shirt... The ear cuffs can be two to one ear, near the top, right ear. Jacket open, and the Dolce&Gabana ring goes on your right. You'd need to mess up your hair a lil too. Just shake like a wet Bolthund, and run your fingers through it."
"Actually, how ok are you with painting your nails? This fit could go harder. I'm thinking steel grey and a silverish shade of blue."
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"Sounds like a new way to scare Italians. Fantastic. Next time try running uncooked spaghetti through a blender."
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"O'course Unova is. It's the weather. And the ominous aura."
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"Aww, cute. Kids still know how to throw hands manually."
Be a responsible adult now ...
"I'm like fairly certain that human bites are like... Inherently infectious."
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"It turns out coffee and a entire bag of pre-rinsed salad doesn't count as food, and you can just barely make a full workday on that but it makes you feel like absolute dogshit. So now I gotta feed my flesh gundham again."
Existence feels like a chore today.
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"Smack some cocoa butter on that bad boy and it'll maybe hurt the same maybe hurt less, depends on how hard you got vibe checked."
Her entire left hip is drenched in the stuff. The visible part of her hipbones look glazed.
It's not helping the Bite.
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"I've literally never met a Voltorb that wasn't a "lights on but nobody's home" situation, those things are weird."
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Iris does eventually get bored of waiting and traipses into the centre to check in on her ... Guest?
Guest it is. "You makin' a team? You... Didn't have one on you? That's not the safest, specially in Unova..."
Arkē turns to look down at her- and lumbers off to stand just behind her Sister- and very briefly seems to nudge Iris in the direction of a woman draped head to toe in pink lounge wear. If you listen closely you can over hear the discussion- something about a upcoming tournament that needs staffing- and a very pointed urge to take it easy. There's some sort of snap back from Iris- clearly grouchy- and then she turns to speak directly to Kats once more.
"Come on. Let's go. We gotta walk round the back."
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Does your character remember names or faces easier?
Is your character preoccupied with money or material possession? Why or why not?
Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success?
Character Development hard mode?
Iris has a hard time with names in general- they don't stick in her head easy unless you're someone important to her or someone she's got a grudge against, no in-between. Faces, however, Iris is much better. If she's seen your face once and interacted with you for longer than five minutes she's near enough certain to be able to pick you out of a crowd with ease.
Iris has had to learn to budget very, very carefully. Mostly from irl experience with Drayden, she's absolute horseshit at classroom maths. Her dragons are very expensive to keep - especially the Hydreigons and Zweilous who are all obligate carnivores- but she's both got a well paying, salaried job and the backing of a extremely old and secure Dragon Tamers at her back, so she's never really had to worry much about money. Iris could be called materialistic quite easily, and you'd have a point- she kinda is ,but she's been raised to take meticulous care of her appearance, and is painfully conscious of how people view her, as she's in the public eye- so she can't avoid it.
Hands down, success. Iris takes her job as Acting Champion very, very seriously, and seems to have slipped into the mindset of "Unova's Safety and Interests before mine-" which means that she barely sleeps, eats in a strange regularity, and doesn't get many true social interactions anymore. Iris is the Unova Champion before she is a human, after all, and she swore she'd never let harm come to her region once more.
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"Normally I'd add a red tauros. I've done worse in pursuit of Feeling Alive."
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"Hydreigon is Gaslight, Druddigon is Gatekeep, and Haxorus is Girlboss."
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Boss Battle
Send me “Boss Battle”, and I’ll post the music that plays when your muse fights mine as a boss. Alternatively, send me “Reverse Boss battle”, and I’ll post the music that plays when my muse fights yours as a boss.
"Don't think I got to battle you before..."
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"No, scratch "What gender is Bugsy", we all know the answer is maybe - how old are they?"
"Seriously, what sort of divine cryptid are they? They've looked the same age since I was a kid."
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