#completely irrational

[sorio99]

Random, irrational pet peeve of mine: when people place the -a incorrectly in comedy Italian voice writing, so if you were to read it out loud it wouldn’t sound natural.

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[shotmrmiller]

There's a post going around abt price lying about his sex life and why do I think Simon would be the same way? He's like nah mate I don't fuck but goes home to reader every time to make sure that mattress still has an impression of reader

that's funny because i think price would fucking boast. you know those 'we trying for a baby' 'why tf do i wanna know you getting stuffed full of cum' memes? that's him.

oh he's letting everyone and their mom fucking know that he's going in with only the gun he keeps by his bedside as protection cuz babyyyy-

and do not asking him what positions to have some sort of cheeky gotcha moment he will spill any and all beans. he doesn't care. proud of it. he's got a heavy sac and a full heart and ain't ashamed in the least.

simon is the one that lies. yeah, he could have tons of one nighters. used to, too. the boys know him well enough that if he up and leaves in the middle of a 141 night out, he's gotten in someone's pants. and he still does that. doesn't say a word after finishing that swill soap calls beer and just-

leaves. blends into the shadows and disappears. soap tends to give some crass whistle too like don't do anything i wouldn't do but he's just running to go home to you cuz he:

misses you

needs to be inside you

also tired, social battery is empty

he doesn't tell even price anything. it makes him feel a bit bad, almost. (keyword almost. you're the upmost priority and if john is the man simon knows him to be, he'd understand)

he trusts him to always have his six no matter what and here simon is, hoarding you like a dragon does his treasure but he just can't risk anyone knowing of you. will not come home to an empty, bloodied home like he did last time.

all it takes is one slip of the tongue. one word to fall onto listening ears for you to get taken and killed, if not worse. he's made one too many enemies. he knows he's dangerous. knows his life's dangerous. but he gives up so much for his country so the least anyone can let him have all for himself is you.

and no photos taken :) except for the ones he lets you take of yall on polaroid.

[sneefsnorf]

every time i see one of those posts that incorrectly identifies echidnas or quolls as herbivores i get so irrationally angry. how dare you not understand the dietary requirements of an animal that isnt very well understood by international audiences. im going to kill you. why dont you know ANYTHING about australian wildlife. are you some sort of moron

[hellhoundlair]

ive been having girl!sammy thoughts recently btw

[pineconnie]

trying to figure out how human cecil looks/is(?) in canon bc i’m a very normal person who can be normal about queer audio dramas

[incesthemes]

i can't stop thinking about the first episode of season 6, when sam tries to convince dean to come with him, to come back to hunting. he says "it's just better with you around, that's all." it's an interesting line because sam is soulless, obviously. and even though he doesn't understand the details yet, he knows something's wrong with him.

"it's better with you around" he says, citing dean's compassion and care for others as the reason why. and how interesting is that? sam's working with plenty of other hunters who still have their souls—they're all more than capable of caring about the people they save. but sam needs dean specifically. he knows he's missing something, and he sees dean and recognizes that something in him. even cold and calculating and unrelentingly logical, sam recognizes that dean, alone, can "complete" him, give something back to him that he's supposed to have.

in episode 8 he tells dean he "needs his help." he doesn't elaborate; he never explains what he means by that. he has a whole family of hunters who'd be willing and able to help him, but still he needs dean. even without his soul, his hyperrational mind knows he needs him.

soulless sam isn't capable of caring about dean. but he doesn't need to care to know they need to be together, no matter what—to know dean is good for him, dean completes him, dean needs to be there for him.

it's like a sick reversal of season 1. sam drags dean back into this life because he can't keep going without him. because he needs him. because when you think about it logically, and sam has no other choice, there was never any other option for them.

[angie-games]

i think it is so irrationally funny that AM gave benny a huge cock. like yeah he physically altered him in ways he can never recover from, destroyed his mind until he couldn't think anymore, but man. he gave him a huge cock.

[saturnniidae]

"I should've seen the signs" I feel like Stoick was basically reliving the way he lost Valka.

To him, after a lifetime of wanting nothing but to kill a dragon, Hiccup's suddenly and inexplicably changed his mind. To him, Hiccup saying he can't kill them is just like when Valka refused to and tried convincing others as well, then as a result was 'killed' by one herself.

To him, way Hiccup tossed his weapon and shield to the side then approached Hookfang while speaking about how dragons aren't what people think they are probably bares an uncomfortable resemblance to the way Valka put down her weapon and stared a dragon in the eyes and as a result was taken.

To him, attempting to do anything but preemptively defend yourself against a dragon will only end in tragedy, so he has to do anything he can to stop Hiccup before it's too late.

(And just like with Valka, he unintentionally escalated the situation by trying to protect Hiccup but only agitated the dragon, causing it to panic and react, inadvertently putting someone he loves in danger. again)

Stoick of course, wasn't acting rationally, but it makes sense when you think about how traumatizing Valka's 'death' must've been for him (and how much Hiccup reminss him of her); he watched her get taken, presumably killed, and couldn't do anything about it.

[crimeronan]

AU camila is not ACTUALLY going to attack lilith, on account of how protecting vee's identity is more important to her than petty revenge. however there IS something delighting me about the idea of her being like "you two mentioned you need to replace some of the coven heads... what about her?"

luz: what?? why lilith??

camila: she gives me.... bad..... vibes.

hunter: HAH. no no. that's just her personality. i mean i hate her guts too, but she's one of the only people i'm SURE isn't conspiring against luz-

camila: I Do Not Like That Woman .

luz, patient to the point of condescension: ...okay. well. i will take your "bad vibes" under advisement. thank you for sharing them with me.

hunter: do you think we could just terrorize lilith instead?? because i'm ALWAYS down to-

camila: YES. that would work :)

luz: NO!!!!!

[bununuu]

might as well call me #1 shun defender bc that is my SON

[funnyrobot]

all things considered i think one of the most impressive storytelling feats The Good Place achieved was inventing and showcasing a new horrifically gutwrenching breed of grief that no human in real life will ever have to experience

[mazzystar24]

Am I the only one who low-key loved that they showed:

1. Lucy’s anxiety induced blabber and Tim’s 😳 in the background - because I feel like while ppl were being like “oh that rant was so annoying and over the top” but in reality that rant is literally so accurate as a stream of thought of anxiety and overthinking , not only that I think the fact that this rant was included is so telling of their relationship because as someone with anxiety I can confirm that those types of thoughts STAY inside thoughts unless we are super comfortable with the person because WE ARE AWARE HOW UNHINGED AND IRRATIONAL WE SOUND

2. The chenford fight- when you have two mentally ill people in a relationship spoiler alert they will sometimes say shit they don’t mean and will sometimes screw up AND THATS OKAY AND REALISTIC like any mentally ill person will tell you that when they are spiralling, almost always they will unintentionally take it out on the person closest to them or who is supporting them the most and that’s not because they actually want to it’s more so that their brain subconsciously knows that that’s a safe target that they can be a bit of a screw up with them and they won’t stop loving them, this is literally the most common example of displacement (trust me I’m a psych student🤓,jk jk fr tho this is an actual thing)

Like when I heard initially that chenford would have issues this season I was so worried the writers would pull that old cliche of making stupid out of character drama that made no sense and felt inorganic but THIS this is so good to see how anxiety can affect a relationship and eventually how they get over that obstacle and it came out in a way that felt very realistic and in character

[juneibyou]

immensely annoying feeling: having long-time bad first impressions of somebody, every opportunity for that to pull back going bad or mediocre, and then that sorta just hanging out like that forever. like hey i have no particular beef with you and my life would honestly be a lot easier if i liked you but also haha. the brain problems are here

[ndcultureis]

anxiety culture is thinking "hmm i'll submit something to the culture blog (but only on anon and with 'neurodivergent culture is' because what if it's not from the disorder i think it is?)" and going to submit it then thinking "what if this isn't a neurodivergent thing tho. what if the mods decide to find my main and tell everyone to block me cause i'm wrong and stupid" and thinking about this ask for 4 days, formatting it perfectly so it doesn't look formatted but is still coherent and legible, then throwing this word vomit in your ask box. then getting stressed because it's all one long paragraph and that's not grammatically correct. sorry.

(the original ask basically summed up to "anxiety culture is over-apologising because i'm scared of crossing boundaries i didn't know about.")

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[moeblob]

He isn't in Engage BUT I can still give him freckles. Because everyone deserves some freckles as a treat.