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uglyasspsychodoll · 3 days
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Didn't even hesitate
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ourflagmeansbts · 18 hours
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Via Samba Schutte's instagram story (Season 2 - February 13th 2024)
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notsafeforhumans · 8 months
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tw eggpregg
Tentacle dildos but not silicone molded into tentacles shapes—actual alive tentacles the size of a dildo, some bigger, some smaller, that you have to keep and care for like anemones in an aquarium. They love wet and warm crevices because they're used to laying their eggs in them. Since they've been domesticated for the general market, they've developed a symbiotic relationship with humans. When removed from the water, they search your body for that warm hole to breed, glide into your ass or pussy and start fucking you until they come inside you. The eggs will develop and leave your body eventually, requiring an additional one-week incubation period. Once they have hatched, they grow fairly quickly into full-sized tentacles and boom, you got yourself a dozen more that compete for your holes.
If you're not into the whole eggpregg business—they recently crossbred two types of tentacles whose come is sterile. They have been cleared and declared as safe, but the crossbreeding resulted in some unforeseen side-effects. Tentacles that came once or twice per session now have a seemingly unlimited amount of come that they shoot into you until they tire, and the slippery mess it makes has been declared a safety hazard by several consumers now.
If you're not in for the clean-up, you can have them fuck you during their infertile period, which lasts about two weeks. Their self-lubrication is not as active during that time, making for an interesting textural experience, especially with the bumpy ones. But be careful—while infertile, they simply won't finish and just keep fucking you, which can lead to some very long sessions that some customers have called ‘too intense’.
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getoscrybaby · 9 months
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Connie got so high once with the boys he swore he was having a heart attack.
“Yo something ain’t right” Connie told them, eyes hooded and blood shot red with a hand placed over his heart. Eren looked over to him, just as high with a fat blunt in between his fingers, “whats wrong bro.” He asked chuckling. “Man I feel like my heart boutta explode, I can’t breathe” Connie rushed out with a panicked look in his eyes. Ony being the only responsible one there took them to the ER, not wanting to lose a brother even though he knew Connie was exaggerating. Better safe than sorry
Connie who sat in the triage for an hour, irritated af because ever nurse he stopped told him, “sorry you’re not my patient”
“A brotha could be in this bitch on the verge of death and they still wouldn’t give af.” Connie expressed before rolling his eyes
Connie who saw this bad ass nurse with tight scrubs walk into the triage couldn’t help but do a sharp inhale.
“Got damn” he muttered causing his friends to follow his gaze be saying, “Daaaammmmnnn” themselves.
Connie watched as the nurse grabbed a chart of out the slot on the wall before heading in his direction.
“Good afternoon, I’m looking for Mr.Springer”
“I’m right here” Connie said smiling at you.
“Hi, I’m Y/N I’ll be your nurse for the afternoon” you told him returning the smile before adding , “tell me why you’re here today Mr.Springer” in your pretty voice. “Please call me Connie” he said licking his lips while looking you up and down causing his homeboys to roll their eyes. “Okay Connie why are you here” you asked again. “I think I had a heart attack” he responded causing you to look at him in confusion because no way the 25 year old had a heart attack. “No he didn’t ma’am, this fool just smoked too much” a boy with blonde hair and big blue eyes spoke to you.
“Mhmm I see, well I still need to check your vitals and make sure everything checks out.”
Connie who watched you grab vital machine and wrap a blood pressure cuff around his arm.
“Okay Connie, your blood pressure is 129/80 which would be considered elevated. It’s really close to stage one hypertension.” You told him. Connie didn’t know what you were talking about, he just knew you looked so cute with your glasses on, long hair flowing down your back,and fitted scrubs, you just looked so good, you continued, “if it’s okay with you I’d like to get an IV started on you” waiting for him to nod you walked away ignoring the stares of multiple eyes on your ass.
“I’d definitely hit that” Ony said while the others nodded their head in agreement
Connie who had an inked out arm placed in front of you as you prepped for the IV
“ you got a mam mami” he asked as you looked for prominent veins, you only responded with a shake of your head. “Why not?” He continued to ask about your love life. “Mhmm, no man wants to be with a woman who has a hella busy work schedule” you told him as you applied the tourniquet. “Ion mind that beautiful” he told you flashing his bottom grillz when he smirked causing you to shy away and chuckle as you finished off inserting the IV.
Connie who was discharged after your shift bc nun was really wrong with that nigga left a card for you with your coworker.
'Too fine to be single, let me take you out ma ‘xxx-xxx-3942’
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“O-oh my god” you moaned out in the blacked out SRT as you sank down on the dick beneath you. “F-fuck baby, this pussy so tight” Connie moaned out from under you before adding, “gon head and bounce on my dick”. Placing both feet on the backseat and standing on your tippy toes you began to bounce up and down on his dick. Connie who was on cloud nine pulled your breast out of your bra before fondling with them and throwing his head back in pure bliss. “That’s it mami, makin me feel good” Connie praised you, you continued to ride him until your legs gave out, tucking them under your, you began to throw your ass looking back at it, “S-shit baby” he breathed out before smacking your ass cheeks then pulling them apart and thrusting his hips up brutally. “Y-yes yes yes, right there” you screamed out eyes going cross from the pleasure this man was giving you. Flipping you over, Connie now has you in back shots position continuing his brutal pace. “Mhmm p-papi, t-too much” you let out, reaching behind you to push on his stomach to slow him down. “Nahh baby, don’t push me, be a good girl and take it” Connie said taking your arm and using it as leverage to pick up his pace. Throughout the car all could be heard was the sound of skin slapping, and the moans and groans from you two. Between Connie’s brutal pace and the harsh ass smacking it was all too much for you and your body fell towards the seats causy the man to huff out. “Tsk tsk tsk, don’t fuckin run baby.take.this.dick”he told you as he linked his arms under you and grabbed your tits, pulling your back to his chest and giving you three deep and harsh thrusts. Feeling the familiar knot in your stomach, “C-Connie I’m boutta cum, o-omg” you cried out eyes crossed and legs achin “d-damn me too princesa tell me where you want it ma” he asked thrust turning sloppy “I-inside pleeeaasee” you begged and that’s all it took for him to cum deep in your tight cunt and you have to have the best orgasm you’ve ever experienced. Coming down from your high, Connie pulled you into his lap and looked at you. He had a feeling in his chest that he’d never felt before , but in a good way. Big tatted hand grabbed your face before pulling you into a sloppy wet kiss, pulling away he gave you a sexy smirk before telling you, “gon get back to work baby. You’re break ended 15 minutes ago” asshole
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“Yo! Where the fuck you been? Been waiting on you to roll!” Eren asked Connie when he walked in the house. “Ohhhh nowhereeeee.. was just fuckin on my nurse” Connie answered, proud smirk on his face as he plopped down on the couch with his hands behind his head before adding, “and I’ll do it again, nahh nah I’m gonna do it again” head thrown back as he’s already reminiscing about your pussy.
“Lucky bastard” Ony told him before lightening his blunt.
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As someone who really works in the medical field patients hit on you none stop. I had a patient last week who kept calling my name just because, then he kept telling me how he closed out on his 5th home and he retired at 40, I told him that was good for him and what plans did he have. This man gone tell me, well I’m trying to make you my girlfriend so you ain’t gotta work. First of all I’m gone work, imma put this degree to use. Second of all, you are 54 years old in a wheelchair(lord forgive me, i ain’t say it to be ill) what am I supposed to do with you?? Then an Arabian asked me today if I was single then WINKED at me like SIR, YOUR WIFE IS IN THE WAITING ROOM SMH. But anywho my inbox is open, feel free to talk to me or request anything 🤧
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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 months
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I met David Tennant at a convention and followed him around like a baby duck. I also got to hug him several times.
Someone cosplaying Spy from TF2 was also there, for some reason.
Pretty cool experience 8/10.
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m-3x-m · 9 months
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webdiggerxxx · 4 months
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꧁★꧂
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thatsbelievable · 9 days
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Charlie cosplaying at a con? Amazing. Bluey? An icon if you will.
Someone asking for a photo just for his cosplay and not even realizing it was him till hours later? I’m cackling my ass off a chair HELP
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desorden-en-letras · 9 months
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Scarlett Witch
Cred: verdeeu
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epilepticsaints · 26 days
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ourflagmeansbts · 4 months
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Source (Season 2 - November 12th 2023)
Leslie Jones: Spanish Jackie is one of the best roles i ever played!! Such a great story snd they made me a badd ass with 20 husbands and wives! I loved it!! Its a muthafucking vibe!
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notsafeforhumans · 9 months
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Werewolf pack that is concerned for your safety bc their heat cycle is coming up. They know they can be absolutely violent and selfish during it, so they slowly introduce you to getting double-penetrated. One of them gets your cunt, you bouncing on top of their knot, wanting it inside you. Pleading. But not yet. First, they prep you for anal and you take another cock up your ass, the rest of the pack watching and raging that they didn't win that round of rock, paper, scissors. Only now, you're squirming, panting, whining—it's too much, it's too much, you can't do it, their knots won't fit. They caress you, praise you—you're such a good thing, you're doing so good—work their cocks in further. Your pussy gets knotted first, almost making you lose it. That wolf knows how much you love it when he brushes all those good spots like that and keeps fucking you shallowly while the other works his knot into your ass. Hours later, you're a whimpering, shaking mess, begging them to make you come, forget the training, you just want some release. Then, the knot goes in your ass. And they grab you, and start pounding into you, their knots going in and out of your holes at a vicious pace. One of them grabs your face and brings his jaws close to your ear.
“And now, let's start with the real training.”
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hellfire--cult · 3 months
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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 months
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I met Weird Al at a con when he was signing autographs and he looked dead serious, for some reason.
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zubneo · 13 days
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First con! I've actually had the linework for this sitting in my WIPs for over a year now but tonight I've finally coloured it in!
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