#confused unga bunga

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

what is with all the hindu extremists on my dash today bros and dudettes?

[hopelessbluebird]

Hello??? Why are people actually following me??? @laraleafs to be specific???

Honey I’ve barely interacted with people what-

[rubys-domain]

finally finished the sumeru archon quest. but honestly i won't feel like i've finished until after the caribert quest

[olympushit]

Apollo: Hermes, you are the god of knowledge-

Hermes: I have a bad feeling about this but shoot it anyways!

Apollo: If our brain is responsible for every action taken in the human body, then why does it not tell us how everything works but instead I study biology?

Hermes:..........

Hermes: Confused Unga Bunga!

[sabrerine911]

Big Berserker Lady vs Mimic Tear boss WIP (Elden Ring)

This was a comic thing I wanted to do back in 2022 when I was making a bunch of these!

With The DLC about to come I figured It was finally time to do it.

Dunno if its funny(prolly not) but I found it hillarious in my head XD

Was going for the unga bunga barbarian angle on this one

For some context Beth is from another setting, so "shifters" would be the equivalent to doppelgängers in her setting, also she is not a proper Tarnished, if the whole 3 centuries thing is confusing

[shuttershocky]

why are they giving Eben a third module doesn't he already have all he could have wanted (being able to efficiently deal with several enemies within confines of his specialization and unga bunga big numbers???)

He doesn't need it. He likely is only getting his 3rd Module both because Ebenholz brought in the concept of Module Upgrades into the game and both of his current module upgrades being effective at their tasks allow them to experiment a bit.

And what an experiment it is.

Ebenholz ATK++, Res++ Trait upgrade: Attack deals Arts damage, When there's no targets within range, can store the attack energy (up to 3 times) and fire it off in a burst. When dealing arts damage, inflict withering damage equals to 8% of damage dealt. Talent upgrade: If there are no enemies near the target, attacks deal additional Arts damage++; If target is within Withering Burst duration, then deal extra elemental damage+ that are certain % of ATK.

Now personally I'm kind of confused as to why they're giving Ebenholz necrosis damage (on enemies, Necrosis gives them -50% ATK and deals 800 elemental damage per second) when he destroys most enemies in a single shot, but hey -50% ATK is pretty handy and unlocks a whole new playstyle for Ebenholz.

Whether it's good or not remains to be seen (personally I'm leaning more towards not good, because he'll be killing most enemies before he even activates Necrosis), but what's important is that the module is actually new and creative this time. Hopefully Module Zs in the future are willing to take such creative risks with other operators, especially those who really need something new to stand out.

[firedragon1321]

Okay it's time for me to rant about Digimon again because. Because. I want to talk about this-

These two clowns (affectionate) tried to fight giant monsters with their bare hands. Which is how they ended up getting strangled. Tai thought it was a good idea to poke Shellmon. With no sense of critical thinking, he decided it was the best idea. Matt was trying to save TK, with no regard to his own safety. He could die right there and who cares, right?

I'd argue these two were actually at their worst when the digivolution occurred.

Tai: Reckless idiot moron, angers monster with unga bunga tactics, could have put the rest of the group at risk if he and Agumon didn't sneak a snack earlier

Matt: Also reckless idiot moron, puts TK's safety above his own life, was perfectly ready to die for his brother, sees himself as disposable as long as TK is safe

Not only is this a perfect example of their flaws, but this behavior also leads directly into both SkullGreymon and Matt's fall to Cherrymon.

With SkullGreymon, I feel like Tai wasn't just taking known data (partner in danger, Digimon must be fed, etc.) and executing it at random. I feel like he was trying to recreate the events that led to Greymon. Other than feeding Agumon too much, what does he do? He runs up to the giant monster and yells at it.

In desperation, Tai does what he knows has worked in the past. He's willing to face certain death trying to unlock the Ultimate level. By now, he understands that digivolution helps protect the group, and he's putting all the weight on his shoulders.

But the crests rely on personal growth to work. Tai isn't growing. He's not ready. He's lost and confused and doesn't know anything except he's the only one with a crest. Result? SkullGreymon.

Matt had plenty of stupid moments similar to this (i.e.- putting all the weight on himself and throwing himself into danger, though he's more focused on TK only rather than the whole group). I think the reason most of those moments didn't result in dark digivolution is because Matt is more introspective. He's more likely to ruminate over something for a million years instead of taking action. Which leads me to Cherrymon.

Cherrymon plays with Matt's insecurities. He's already worried that TK is spending more time with Tai (and the rest of the group, though Cherrymon focuses it on just Tai). TK's recent victory in Puppetmon's gun game proves he can protect himself. Between this and his growing connections to others, Matt feels useless. He's made his entire existence about protecting TK- the very thing that created Gaurumon to start with.

I always wondered why there was never a dark digivolution after this. Because I am a fucking nerd, I did some research and BlackMetalGarurumon wasn't actually released yet. It was on a card that would come out three months after this episode aired. So let me introduce to you-

SkullMammothmon digivolves from WereGarurumon, existed when this episode aired, and is a "skull" Digimon as a nice thematic bonus. Imagine if Matt came riding back to the group on this big guy! The SkullGreymon parallels! The Tai and Matt parallels! The wasted potential!

Anyway...

I love how Tai and Matt are both idiots who would readily give up their lives to protect others. But they're also so different. Tai does stupid things for the sake of the entire group. Matt does stupid things because he sits on his personal issues too long. Tai does the first thing that comes to his head, whether or not it's actually a good idea. Matt will suffer from behind-the-scenes angst and not tell anyone ever. Unlocking Greymon/Garurumon stems from their issues, just as they unlocked the Ultimate level through their strengths.

[grimmweepers]

𝐊𝐈𝐖𝐈 𝐗 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 ♡

left was a comm done by @/foreveryeta and the right was made from this picrew. both are after time-skip

˖◛⁺⑅ Name: Kiwi Fruit

˖◛⁺⑅ Pronouns: They/them

˖◛⁺⑅ Devil Fruit: Oto Oto no Mi (Sound Sound Fruit)

˖◛⁺⑅ Occupation: Musician/Combatant in Straw Hat Pirates

˖◛⁺⑅ Trivia: Joins the crew with Brook in Thriller Bark, has violin trauma (the scar on their face is from when a violin string snapped), always has to replace their guitar because they use it as a weapon, loves crop tops, they were so roughed up in Thriller Bark that when the crew found Kiwi, they thought Kiwi was a zombie and started screaming, their epithet is "Virtuoso Kiwi" because they can play just about anything

𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐚𝐧 𝐎𝐂 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩?

One Piece is such a fun and whimsical little universe that I just wanted to get extra creative with my character. Most of my ocs are, in one way or another, an extension of myself so technically it can still be a self-ship! (Well that’s what I tell myself).

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐊𝐢𝐰𝐢 (+ 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐢):

Kiwi is very much a golden retriever— goofy, laid back, and always unapologetically themselves. They’re the type to crack a joke if things start feeling bleak and knows exactly how to lighten the mood. A gym bro at their core, Kiwi is also musically gifted, with their favourite instrument weapon being the guitar.

If for some reason they don’t like you, their easy going vibe can get real petty, real quick. It’s usually in the most ridiculous and harmless ways. As my friend once said, Kiwi is the type to send hate mail to anyone who has done you wrong. Nothing threatening but just bizarre.

When it comes to Nami, Kiwi is completely and utterly in love with her. Shark teeth and all. They adore her.

One of their favourite things to do together that isn’t sexual is just lounging around in the other’s lap, braiding or playing with each other’s hair. The crew can always tell if Nami’s just worked on Kiwi’s hair if it looks neater than usual (I headcannon their natural hair to be untamed and unruly).

They are slow burn, and don’t really get together until after time-skip. Nami fell first but Kiwi definitely fell harder. Nami tried to brush off her feelings at first but she couldn’t shake how Kiwi’s warmth kept pulling her in. What really messed with her head was not knowing if Kiwi’s extra kindness was just them being friendly like they are with everyone else or something more. Meanwhile, Kiwi was just as confused, thinking their feelings for Nami was completely platonic until they started noticing how their heart would race and their stomach would flip whenever she was around.

𝐊𝐢𝐰𝐢 + 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐰:

(Won’t be mentioning everyone)

Sick and tired of constantly unga-bunga smashing their guitars in battle, Franky eventually makes Kiwi a guitar that doubles as a weapon (the one in the comm).

Kiwi doesn’t feel jealous when Sanji simps over Nami. Tbh they kind of just go, “Yeah, I get it” and moves on. However, any time Sanji calls Zoro ‘mosshead’, Kiwi is usually in the back like, “Hey man, what the hell…”

Zoro and Kiwi bicker. A lot of push-up contests. But they’re more similar than they think. These two get called ‘two peas in a pod’ which makes it funnier because they’re both green.

Kiwi was like Robin’s feral dog in the beginning. Settling into the crew and getting to know everyone was a little chaotic because they literally had nothing to their name except the clothes on their back and a talking skeleton as a friend.

Brook is Kiwi’s first and proper friend. I won’t go into their lore right now but they feel as though they are indebted to Brook. Kiwi might not be alive because of him. They often duet for the crew.

𝐊𝐢𝐰𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞:

(threatening Brook)

I reached my photo limit so I can’t show what pre-time skip Kiwi would have looked like hic hic

dividers by dollywons

[lostgracestories]

I can just imagine the feral tarnished being fascinated by morgott’s appearance, maybe even a bit jealous about it.

The way his horns curl above his head like a crown, glowing of a dull gold. The way his tail moves when fighting, how it helps him keeping balance but also as a weapon to fight. The way his breath turns into growl the more dopamine fills his veins as the fight goes on, his pupil dilating like a predator hunting its prey. It’s so beastly and primal, yet so majestic. They cannot help but be infatuated but him.

So imagine when they find crucible incantations that can allow they to imitate him, imitate his noble features, they almost immediately start learning how to use them (pretty hard when until now you’ve only been a unga bunga strength build)

And just imagine his reaction when they proudly uses them for the first time in a battle, reproducing the way he moves and fight with the glowing incantations of the crucible.

He doesn’t know if he should be flattered or ashamed that the little tarnished like him so much to the point of imitating him.

-feral anon

DEAR GOD I LOVE YOU

no because it would confuse the hell out of him. Like he's spent his whole life being scorned for those things about himself and here you are, feral as hell, and COPYING him UGHHHH <333

[scleroticstatue]

Y'all ever use a word in public and have to remove it from your vocabulary because you got confused unga bunga faces?

Anyway, I will no longer be using the word "predilection" in normal conversation.

[guilty-queer]

Queer guilty gear characters (this is mostly a joke) (testament and bridget are real confirmed canon tho so don't get started with me) (besides that it's just for fun tho pls don't get mad or take it seriously):

bridget is trans

testament is agender

venom and robo-ky are gay for each other

happy chaos is omni... something

sol is bi and trans

ky kiske is bisexual

faust is aroace (his one true love is medicine)

potemkin is demisexual

axl is a demiboy

may is questioning/closeted/denial (she knows she loves johnny but she is kinda confused about other things)

jack-o is she/her nb

giovanna is demiromantic

goldlewis is questioning aroace

anji is gay

baiken is pan

chipp is bi

answer is ace

ramlethal is hella questioning

zato is heteroromantic pansexual

eddie is gay

I-no fucks

sin is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (it doesn't matter he's 5 years old)

elphelt is closeted lesbian

johnny is bi

leo is too busy unga-ing and bunga-ing to worry about such trivial things as gender and sexuality

millia is bi

nagoryuki is secretly gay for happy chaos and he hates that about himself

slayer is a vampire, fill in the blanks yourself

if I missed any, feel free to let me know!

[percabeths-blue-cookies]

*confused unga bunga*

*even more confused unga bunga”

[incarnateirony]

boom boom there it is mi amors 2p0 sit down

remember when 2p0 was making confused unga bunga noises about the pilot reshoots and i distinctly told you that it was Robert Berens telling them to reel in the romantic headlong rush for build and angst development without feeling of predestination, and him specifically watching and consulting better call saul for tips, which he tweeted about May 7th, when the reshoots were taking place, short of the few they saved for when everyone reconvened for ep 2?

Yeah i remember that.

So here's where we at. ep 7 is gonna be big. there or forward, jared and others gonna start showing up. remember that pointing at 13 i said, and 7 kinda surprised me but ok lets buckle up?

Son same way Bobo warned yall on May 7, you better go look real hard at what he's been likin since episode 7 has been filming.

the red flannel pizza man is on his way, you sons of bitches, chicago pizza held high with white flag screaming no surrender as the cruiser blows down a bridge, alright?

you're gonna eat your gay ass deep dish and yall gonna like it.

[skeelly]

*confused unga bunga*

yes

[mememanufactorum]

Things my friends have said out of context (June 2023 edition)

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INTENSE ISLAND MECHANICS.

Magic bad.

Are you Irish for the night?

Now you can uninstall forever.

WELL IT'S ALMOST 1 AM FOR ME.

MAN SHE REALLY DOES HATE ME.

Bruh I had 100 nuggies in one day.

WHY THE FUCK IS [name] IN LOS ANGELES AND NAKED ON A BEACH?

[name] jingled the right keys for me.

DO WE HAVE A NEW LORD OF LIES?

There's already a character I really want to spill the guts of.

So I learned [name] owns a sub, and that sub has made it to the bottom of five of the seven seas.

It do not move around. It only go up. And down. No forward or back. Not even side to side.

Rotation is on thin ice, mister.

So what they be saying is magic is literally killing the planet.

Today’s stream is sponsored by the letter A. Why is that? Because you’re gonna hear a lot of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Nuh. I’m not about fancy life.

QUICK, HOW DO I INTERACT WITH PEOPLE AGAIN?

Wait I can't get away with that. This is not a receptionist job.

I want to smack people with a nuggie.

They hit your brain.

My tiredness is maxed out.

I don’t even know how many Godzilla movies he owns at this point.

A [name] with no bread is not a [name].

I am all kinds of confusion.

And now I sit here and unwind into the abyss.

It’s fine. Y’all know Japanese right?

Just ask her if she can download gas for the car.

You know, I’m starting to scare myself. I’m remembering things. My memory is working better.

Are you experiencing pain for how these people used that rice cooker?

Do you experience pain or do you experience the jolt of adventurous inspiration?

YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM ME, I HAVE TWITCH NOTIFICATIONS.

I bit into a well beyond expired donut an hour ago. I didn't notice because my sense of smell is basically non existent, and it tasted sour.

Okay even though this donut is supposed to have like every nutrient ever why does it taste like extra sour sourdough bread?

So either I have consumed a bite of a mold ridden burger or I'm going to explode into spiders. Both options I'm not a fan of.

I have consumed potate. Egg. And 10 charcoal tablets.

Now, I like deep dish personally, but uhh. My dad decided deep dish wasn’t deep enough, and created pizza cake.

He’s describing his character as if it’s not him and it’s just him.

I SWEAR I HIT THE BUTTON AND IT SOUNDED LIKE [name] WAS YELLING AT ME "GET THE FUCK-"

Tell [name] I said happy birfingdai and he'll get the best Godzilla movie, 1998 Godzilla.

So are you good now or still busy with the animaminals?

Would you rather that or unga red bunga red?

You forgot the toaster bath.

I want to bring my Switch to its knees, just like I had my PS4 turn into a jet engine.

So she was like "FUCK HUMANITY I HOPE THEY ALL ROT AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO TRAP EVERYONE IN AN ENDLESS LOOP".

They solve everyone but their own problem.

Can't fucking believe we actually did a bank heist.

Tiptoeing death is a [name] maneuver.

I’ll keep [name] to myself then.

Say hi and hope you don't fuck up. Freeze in place and smile awkwardly. If not, just freeze and hope they just ignore you.

I WANNA SMACK PEOPLE WITH KETCHUP OR A NUGGIE.

What if I smack you with a bag of Doritos? Or a giant cookie?

Traditional hot pot doesn't have spam.

Would you like a pizza pen?

[proxylynn]

I don't see the hype on Sun or Moon, really, they're far from my favourites in fnaf so I don't get it at all. Is it because of their pants interest you?

[...? *confused unga bunga* I like them because they weren't what I was expecting and they were better than the Glams. They have a neat history. The Daycare Attendant was originally meant to be a character in the Fazbear Theater, with Sun as the main character and Moon as his dark side. Eventually, he was converted from a performer to the Daycare Attendant. However, the triggers used to activate Moon were unable to be removed. Moon remained a consistent glitch in the programming. In the Superstar Daycare, the lights tended to go out. Rather than spend time and resources fixing it, they made the generators in case the power goes out abruptly. Fazbear Entertainment also didn't want to spend money fixing Sun, so they kept Moon and made his split personality a gimmick, along with the lights going out. You can't tell me that isn't interesting. The sweet babies are my lovely bots.]