#consider this your invitation

[moraxsthrone]

₊✧⋆⭒— GIVING WRIOTHESLEY A MASSAGE (with an...unexpected...happy ending)

₊✧⋆⭒— nsfw. MDNI. oral (f rec). wrio is so selfless y'all PLEASE.

wriothesley lying shirtless on his belly while you straddle the backs of his thighs and dig your thumbs into the scarred musculature of his back. his eyes are closed, his turned head resting on his folded forearms, so relaxed he's like putty in your hands. his deep groans and sighs make your naked clit hard, especially when it brushes against his healthy ass when you lean forward to reach his shoulders. pretty soon you're humping his butt, rubbing your tiny erection against him and he lets out a low, quiet chuckle...

"who's getting the massage here? me, or your pussy?" "b-both..." you say breathlessly, your voice thick with desire and need.

deciding that it's his turn to take care of you, wrio flips over, easily putting you on your back in the process before spreading your legs open, his mouth working its way down to your sex. he starts by flicking the tip of his tongue over your little swollen tip, light and teasing. but he can never help himself when you whine for him so he opens his mouth wide, closing his lips around your hard bud before sucking you in against his hot, wet tongue. with his muffled moans coming from between your trembling thighs, he massages your clit thoroughly, drinking your cries of pleasure down right along with your liquid when you cum in his soft, waiting mouth.

[cator99]

out of curiosity, would you consider yourself butch?

used to be a blonde underweight twink and now I'm a based jock still got the chanel bag and the sick albeit matured mind of a suckpig to prove it so I'm gonna let you decide whether you wanna call me that word just cuz I got a pussy and short hair. I promise you that there have been enough advancements made in the art of lesbian sexual dynamics in the past 50 years to broaden the vocabulary used to describe the plethora of types of masculine females.

[lucabyte]

i am looking at nohats au 👀 please share more

So! NoHats! I'm going to grab you and use this to ramble. A Lot.

The NoHats AU is @samhainian's it's just that I'm the strange little freak who takes the words said unto me and executes on them. But I can still do a little explainer on what our overall thoughts and vibes are. (And, that we are in fact propping up a little box with some cheese under it here. 🪤 Please (PLEASE) feel free to pick up what we're putting down.)

We're far from the only ones exploring a "what if siffrin fucking died" AU, though the main difference with NoHats is the placement of the death in the timeline. Instead of being 'Mal Du Pays Wins' or 'Act 6 encounter goes horribly wrong', the death is… Just after the (literal) falling action.

(This placement is because Sam is a comic book fan who thus has become used to characters being ripped away at the cruelest times by shitty writers. THANK FUCKING GOD adrienne is not that and isat is delightful yippieee, but, back on topic.)

Giving the party the full understanding of What Happened that you get by putting the death after black hole siffrin, but before the A6 encounter leaves an interesting gap to be filled. See, making Siffrin's death very much not Loop's fault means that… this once again reads (when not read as simply a tragedy...) as the universe doing what it sees fit to fulfull Loop's wish… Thus making Siffrin's death Loop's fault again, but only in their eyes. And only in a way they could express if they were honest about who they were…

And this is where having had excuse to waffle about my general Postcanon Loop thoughts the other day comes in handy, because Sam and I have that as our canon-compliant reading to begin with, NoHats plays off of a lot of the same readings of Loop's character. Namely: Uh Oh Somebody's Lying By Fucking Omission Again. (BECAUSE TO BE FAIR THIS TIME… HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU HANDLE THAT?)

Now, neither Sam nor I are fanfic writers, so this has been a little bit trapped in our heads and DMs (and my unfinished art but,)

But our thoughts on how NoHats like… Goes.

Siffrin's death is peaceful, but that does not mean the aftermath of it is. I can't imagine the party takes it well, especially after understanding the circumstances of the Loops. (And, of note, in A5 where nobody had the discussion on what to do with each other's bodies should something happen…) But I'd imagine it traumabonds them somewhat (understatement of the century) and now knowing how the rest of the party feels, they resolve to travel together for the forseeable future.

The party track down Loop to deliver the terrible news, since they were clearly Siffrin's friend too, and invite Loop along to travel at least long enough to (let them grieve) get the burial over with. Loop, here, can be helpful in knowing what Siffrin would've wanted where the party would be at a loss. Loop, I think, takes a bit of a lead on the funerary aspects of it all, because, um. (Performing rites on your own body, huh?)

Then, as things are after a death, life just… Kind of has to continue on as normal. The party travel, pick up Nille, and get to know Loop as this mysterious new person. Maybe in this situation they might stay in Bambouche for a while to give Bonnie more stability since. They are probably taking it the worst. It would've come out of absolutely nowhere for everyone in the party obviously but god, for a kid? For A Kid?

It should be stated NoHats is not intended to be grimdark, just y'know. An exploration of grief. This is also why it's got a bit of a lopsided focus on Bonnie vs the rest of the party because hhrrhghghhghghhhghhghhh <- incoherent

Now, a crossroads.

How does the party discover Loop to be Siffrin? How long does it take. How much have the party embraced them as part of the family (especially with something as intense to bond over as this)?

There's the Odile option. Have her put it together and have to bring it up somehow. This could also be done by Isabeau, perhaps. He's smart. (which. God. If anything's the real Isabeau Torment Nexus it's this)

Then there's the other option batted around by Sam and I. The: The Universe Dislikes Duplicates option.

The items in the house that fzzt away when inspected. The Universe doesn't like there to be two of something, at least not when they're acknowledged. But one of something is just fine…?

Which is to say. I'm not a personal proponent of 'Loop getting their body back'. EXCEPT …… except this one time.

There's only one Siffrin now, so they don't need to be obfuscated to exist.

Consider, if you will. Loop swallowing their guilt for long enough to be comfortable. Falling back into old habits. Without another Siffrin around to compete for the niche of, they actually begin to act like Siffrin again. Not intentionally, it's just… The party is as welcoming as they've always been. And the party swears they keep catching glimpses of a face under all the light.

Then, one day, while still not fully human again, the resemblence becomes undeniable. Loop having not even noticed until everyone looks at them like they've seen a ghost.

Has it been months? How long have they kept up this lie? Is it even a lie, to them? They're Loop. But they were, once, Siffrin.

Even after explaining it, does that make it better or worse?

Bonnie cuts through the betrayed, struck-nerve reactions with a sobering "I missed you."

… Anyway !

Yeah so that's the vibe for NoHats. As for LoopLoops? That's more nebulous. I think it can go anywhere really in the NoHats timeline. I err personally toward the "Loop continuously replays the last 10 minutes before Siffrin's death almost immediately after they find out and have to parkour their ass up the House in the most distressing situation possible to try and get them to hold on, just please hold on." (Remember! Siffrin can remember the contents of Loop's loop backs in the A6 fight!)

But there is the possibility that this happens months, or worse years down the road. One last Loop back. Throw it all away for the chance to just get that one thing you didn't know you even wanted but now know you NEED.

Misc:

Okay miscellaneous time.

This is where I admit that I have a bunch of unfinished NoHats art that I haven't gotten around to yet because I feel like a right tool being so obviously Loop-Centric with my fancontent (I AM . . I REALISE I AM NOT DOING MUCH TO BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS.) So like if people want to see that please say because euaghghghhfh <- the nervous.

this is like the most fucked up place to do isaloop fr. anyway.

one of Sam's mid-game observations that I'm just going to share for no particular reason is that Bonnie's hair shares a bunch of shapes with Siffrin's. The flick up at the top, the 3 pronged shape of the fringe… just something to think about.

Without 2 Siffrins around to compare each other to it'd likely be a lot harder to notice Loop's similarities. Doesn't mean that those similarities don't sting more in this context though.

If you do NoHats without LoopLoops. The concept of this all fading into memory years down the line while they just have slightly-glowy but otherwise regular Siffrin hanging out is fucked up to think about. Just like real grief. Augh

6. a peek into the original dms as a treat from us

[smoothriverrocksrock]

Earthspark Soundwave cries himself to sleep every night listening to Down The River by the Crane Wives after Megatron left

[jealousofthetea]

small brag sunday

Ran* 8k in the time i was aiming for, even tho it was hot and i hadn't run in 2 weeks bc covid (* Actually there was some walking as well)

The shirt i'm making - by far the most complicated garment i've ever tried - is progressing well

I realised recently that i react better to compliments than i used to i.e. my brain is less likely to twist them into reasons to feel bad about myself 👍

My housemate mentioned that she was annoyed by one feature of an otherwise good shirt she owns, and i was able to quickly and neatly remove it for her

[uncanny-tranny]

It's really odd to realize that the passivity I hold toward my own self-destruction isn't, as I thought it to be, ingrained into my soul and fate itself, but it's a product of outside forces which themselves were passive toward my destruction. It's odd, because I accepted that my self-destruction was an inevitable consequence of me being alive, being myself, and I never once questioned that because it was reinforced by outside forces. I accepted this "fact," and then engaged in self-destruction even after I was freed from the abusive situations I was in, and it feels almost... sacrilegious to rebel against the "truth."

The passivity you hold toward your own self-destruction is not, in fact, ingrained, staining your very soul. It is not fated that you are to "deserve" harsh, unfair, and cruel treatment, and it is not a natural consequence of you being you. You deserve so much.

[sysig]

Dr. “Has to get a good grade in therapy” Doran (Patreon)

[sibylsleaves]

does anyone have any really good established relationship buddie fic recs lol.......i am feeling such a great need....

[is-this-tf]

Thanks so much for 300 followers, by the way!

Think I might start officially accepting TF or Pass asks, I think it could be fun and I have a chronic condition leading me to have some excessively fast TF mood metabolism- I pick up TF moods really fast. It is VERY not hard to sway me into having a TF mood for someone/something, is what I mean. (ESPECIALLY when it comes to OCs, and god forbid D&D OCs. Good heavens I get REALLY unwell about those.....)

[doubledyke]

thinkin about edd today

[nonsenseofyesteryear]

I don’t understand peoples' fixation on *unique* wedding venues. Sometimes people book them and they get shut down ‘cause they were never meant to host events. Like, “We’re getting married at a decommissioned nuclear power plant! We’re getting married in the paper goods aisle at Walgreens! We’re having our ceremony at this cool rock I found in the woods!” Like that cool rock is probably cursed. I also don’t understand the fascination with barn weddings. I think the human race has collectively spent enough time in barns out of necessity.

[nomstellations]

i dont think i have the energy to run a poll for it but im curious about what vore tropes/pred & prey types/etc people feel are overused or overrated

[tippenfunkaport]

Saw someone say that every Vengaboys outfit works as outfits for the Best Friend Squad and that seemed like a fun thing to draw but, my god, how do you pick????

[zoeythegoodgirl]

I haven't been put into subspace in so long, I am CRAVING

[fuck-comphet]

Hey mom, if you really wanted your house to be a safe space for me, you wouldn’t invite a known homophobe over while I’m here, and then call me sensitive when I tell you that I’m uncomfortable interacting with this person

[mindsmade]

starter / plotting call! please give this a like if you'd like me to write you a small starter ( but do specify from whom and for whom if you're a multi as well )!💙👀