#cool uncle hizashi

[fatkish]

Hiii Could you do a fluff head cannon with all the mha pro heroes (aizawa,present mic,all might,mirko, And midnight) like little moments with child reader

Pro Heroes x Child Reader:

(Platonic) Fluff HC’s

Aizawa:

Snuggles with the reader all the time

Probably bought a matching sleeping bag for the reader

Has secretly put up their drawings in his office at school

Lets the reader sleep with him when they can’t sleep or have a nightmare

Will go through the house and make sure no villains or monsters are hiding before bedtime

Reads story books at bedtime or tells the reader stories about uncle Mic or his students

Would definitely have pajama parties

Would help the reader build blanket and pillow forts in the living room and sleeps in them

Helps the reader as best he can with their homework

Hizashi:

Most definitely has dance parties or plays music videos games

Bought the reader one of the children’s karaoke machines and cheers the reader on now matter how bad their singing is

Loves playing hide and seek with the reader

If the kid likes to dress up whenever they play then he’ll definitely help and tries to make the reader look like a mini him

Definitely bought the reader instruments like a toy keyboard or drums to let them explore music and see if they like it

Makes up the weirdest and silly stories for the reader’s bedtime

Helps the reader with their homework by making a game of it or making it entertaining

Has pictures and drawings from the reader all over his desk and office

All might:

Dad jokes 100%. Will tell all kinds of them no matter how lame or stupid they are

Plays pretend and has the reader be the hero who defeats the evil tickle monster

Tries to cook food with the reader like baking cookies or making their own homemade pizza. Has had to try to keep the reader from eating all the ingredients when they were younger

Carries the reader on his shoulders and will toss them in the air

Definitely tries to introduce foreign foods to the reader such as classic American dishes like an American hotdog or apple pie

Tells the reader stories of his hero days when he was younger or his experiences overseas as bedtime stories

Helps the reader understand their homework and shows them how to do it before letting them try if they’re struggling

Let’s the reader wear his shirts since they’re so big on reader and he thinks it’s cute

Proudly shows pictures and the reader’s drawings to his coworkers

Mirko:

Definitely cheers on the reader whenever they play Heroes and villains

Will definitely give actual advice on how to fight a villain

Has morning yoga sessions with the reader to help them increase their flexibility

Would most likely play wrestle with the child

Reader has a bunch or Mirko merch and has all the limited edition items thanks to Mirko

Recounts stories of the villains she fought that day as bedtime stories or makes some up

Tries to help the reader with their homework and will hire a tutor or ask another pro to help them if possible

Definitely has the reader’s drawings in her office and proudly displays them for all to see

Probably has a trampoline and teaches the reader how to do cool jumps

Midnight:

Loves going shopping for clothes with reader

Will definitely play heroes and villains with the child and be the villain

Would also pretend to be a civilian in need of saving

Helps reader design their ‘hero’ costume

If the child can’t sleep then she’ll use her quirk to help them sleep

Will read story books to the reader and tuck them in at bedtime

Helps the reader with their homework by referencing the problems to things they already know or that they like, for example: with math, Midnight will use visual references like pieces of candy to help the reader understand addition and subtraction

Has bought so many stuffed animals for the reader, their room is basically filled with them

[harukamitsuki]

au where kurogiri looks at what he really wants and not what afo wants and find that it's 'look after tomura, make him happy, raise him as i have been doing his whole life' and then defect. tomura and kurogiri would have a confrontationw here tomura is forced to chose between afo and kuro and he stays with afo. kuro goes to the heroes, not because he's suddenly a good guy, but because they can take down afo and hopefully save tomura. (maybe so oboro angst? aizawa and hizashi trying to deal w the fact that their dead friend was used to make a noumu, kurogiri not caring at all and just wanting to save tomura).

then we see tomura's perspective, struggling without kurogiri and realising how little afo cares about him. afo only sees him as a means to an end while kurogiri treated him like his own son. so tomura breaks free of afo's control and tries to rectify things w kuro and realises that he wasn't doing anything to expose the corruption in the heroes to the world, only building them up as saints. and afo let him. afo let him fall astray from what he wanted.

so things keep happening. kuro is on the heroes side, using them to save tomura w/o realising tomura has already left with the gang and afo is stuck with random pawns. tomura is trying to reach kuro but the heroes don't realise he's defected and keep trying to take him down bc kuro hasn't been honest about his desire to save tomura.

finally. after being separated for so long, tomura and kuro reunite and tomura says that he's sorry he didn't go with kuro and he didn't see how afo didn't care about him as kuro always did. then kuro just says he's happy tomura found his own way and that he raised a good person, (bc in this au tomura doesn't realise afo is using him and genuinely believes he's doing good and exposing the corrupt system).

magne is still alive in this au bc i said so and i love her, and she's quietly wiping a tear at the family reunion and they all run away to be vigilantes who actually expose 'fake' heroes like stain but better, which spinner, dabi and toga love. the villains don't all die but aren't immediately forgiven.

i dunno, i just think kuro as an uncle iro figure would be really cool and tomura was done dirty by horikoshi

[dark-elf-writes]

Teddy growing up chasing after a whole cast of uncles and aunts and Zizis or whatever they wish. Who learns how to mimic engines first so that Papa cries tears of joy. Teddy who grows up with a smile on his face and loved (so loved).

Izuku, Ochako and Ginny speaking out about 'mis matched' marks, who speak of their soulmates and think of the children they had been before society broke them. The three slowly finding love among others, able to be more.

Minerva and Nezu being a terrifying duo, both teaching and helping children. Minerva happily becoming a vice principal in a situation where she is not led by her nose and is an equal. Who stares down All Might and sees a fun mirror twisted. A boy mad to fight a monster, who broke years ago. All Might is on the edge of being the man she once saw as mentor and friend. Perhaps offering a hand to help will stop him from becoming the next Dumbledore, help him realize where he is going wrong.

The Weasleys taking in the Todoroki family. Touya with a snug sweater that is comfortable on his scars, Shouto with a dual tone because he's loved it for his mother's soft smiles, Fuyumi with one that is some gaudy shade she never got to wear, Natsuo with one made just as good as the others (not worthless, not a freak for being Quirkless).

Tenya and Harry worried the first time they go out without Teddy, the boy taken care of by Hizashi and Shouta (never together, Shouta who is engaged to someone else but they're Shouta and Hizashi who are together as platonically as possible). Harry who gets to laugh and go on a date with a boy like any other teenager.

Teddy who grows up loved and protected. Who gets to have a childhood with his father laughing in the kitchen and his Papa fussing over his bentos to make sure they’re just right. Who doesn’t have to wonder like his parents did what it’s like to be loved because he feels it every day in a million ways from a million sources. Who knows both his Dad and Papa and his birth parents through stories and pictures from the people who loved them.

The three of the and Rei starting a nonprofit to help victims of domestic violence because no one wants to get in the middle of a “soulmate dispute” no matter how bad it might get. All of them advocating that having a mark doesn’t mean you have to be with that person. That choosing to walk away doesn’t make you weak or broken. That even fate can get it wrong sometimes.

Minerva taking All Might under her wing the minute she sees his interest in Izuku and nipping any ideas of molding them for the greater good in the bud. Who steps in to protect a child like she should have done years ago. Like she should have done for so many children. She had loved Albus like she would have a brother or sometimes as one would love a God. She will die before she allows someone else like him around her cubs.

The Todorokis being reunited and enveloped in a massive family unlike anything they have ever known. So open and loving with no one walking in eggshells or afraid. No one sneers at Shouto when he flinches away from the floo, unable to stop the reaction to the feeling of heat even now, Luna only pulls him towards the back of the room as Percy conjures a cool breeze to go through the room. There is only good natured ribbing when Touya slips out of the room for a smoke and fond eye rolls when Fuyumi joins him in her burningly bright yellow sweater that looks like looking into the very sun. George joins them a little later, taking the cigarette and soaking in the familiarity of being around twins even if it still makes him ache to not have his own. Natsuo and Ron playfully griping about their siblings and getting playfully ribbed back. A part of them. Not two overlooked and forgotten middle children but two equal parts of something bigger.

Hizashi and Shouta who have always been two halves of the same soul even if their marks don’t reflect it. Even if there isn’t the smallest hint of romantic feelings between them. Shouta who is as much of a part of Harry and Teddy’s family as Hizashi is. Who is called Uncle with a smile. Who Harry and Tenya trust enough to leave him and Hizashi babysitting while they go out on a date even if both of them call a dozen times to “just check in”. Shouta whose mark is dark and angry on his skin and has been for the last couple of years. A mark that Harry had taken one look at before trying to offer Shouta a familiar leather jacket that smelled of smoke and oddly enough dog. He didn’t take it. His nephew needed the memory of Shouta’s soul mate more than he ever would. Besides he is happy in his own relationship soulmates or not. He does listen to Harry’s stories however and thinks he would have loved and been infuriated by Sirius Black in equal parts.

[ao3feed-dadzawa]

Welcome to the Family Kid

Welcome to the family kid by Todo xx

Izuku's life turned upside down when he gets adopted by 2 pro heroes. One day when Izuku wants to leave for school his dad tells him that his school is destroyed and has to come to UA with his dads for a week and so gets to meet the chaotic class 1A. But somthing unexpected happens with his stay at UA...

Words: 17288, Chapters: 7/11, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Kirishima Eijirou, Bakugou Katsuki, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Class 1-A

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic

Additional Tags: Married Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Adopts Midoriya Izuku, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Adopts Midoriya Izuku, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Parental Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead and Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Adopt Midoriya Izuku, yagi toshinori is a cool uncle, Aunt Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Kirishima is a good big brother, Orphan Midoriya Izuku, Dead Midoriya Inko, Dead Midoriya Hisashi, they were good parents, Tired Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Established Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, happy yamada hizashi

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43207972

[nobodiesheartlessshitblog45]

Still break but I’m letting all know. My personal Headcannons for Hizashi is that he is the cool but very annoying Uncle/Dad

I have spoken!

[ao3feed-izuku-midoriya]

Welcome to the Family Kid

Welcome to the family kid by Todo xx

Izuku's life turned upside down when he gets adopted by 2 pro heroes. One day when Izuku wants to leave for school his dad tells him that his school is destroyed and has to come to UA with his dads for a week and so gets to meet the chaotic class 1A. But somthing unexpected happens with his stay at UA...

Words: 19740, Chapters: 8/11, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Kirishima Eijirou, Bakugou Katsuki, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Class 1-A

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic

Additional Tags: Married Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Adopts Midoriya Izuku, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Adopts Midoriya Izuku, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Parental Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead and Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Adopt Midoriya Izuku, yagi toshinori is a cool uncle, Aunt Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Kirishima is a good big brother, Orphan Midoriya Izuku, Dead Midoriya Inko, Dead Midoriya Hisashi, they were good parents, Tired Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Established Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, happy yamada hizashi

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43207972

[bananaink]

For my AU :D

Izuku has frequently dealt with nightmares by either surpressing them or simply not sleeping. He also freaked out the first few times Aizawa woke him up from them, scratching and biting before going very quiet.

First Aizawa tried to help by talking about them, which did not work at all. Physical comfort, like hugs or rubbing the childs back, was also out of the question and he didn’t have much faith in his reassuring words - which just seemed to hit deaf ears. Then he tried midnight-cooking, but Izuku was too high strung to focus and got even more stressed with every mistake he made. Reading didn’t work, writing didn’t work... It’s Hizashis idea to try the pillow-fort-castles.

So Aizawa did that. He felt a little bit ridiculus (especially after he had rolled his eyes the first time he had seen them grow in his living room under Hizashis guidence) but when he saw the boy focused on draping the blankets just right to crawl under, propping pillows up, securing walls with chairs - he could see that it helped.

He is also lying on his back in a finished pillow-fort - long legs sticking out - when Izuku tells him for the first time about them.

They are gruesome, terrifying or sometimes from his past he won’t talk about in detail, so Aizawa understands why they hit the boy so hard. He just stays with him until morning arrives and the horrors of the night can vanish with the light.

It takes a while for Izuku to sleep through a night without a nightmare but they eventually become less frequent and he even manages some nights without them.

Now they don’t always have to build a fort, their relationship much more open and trusting so Izuku feels much more confident to ask for help. Sometimes he doesn’t even need to ask for comfort, just checks with beating heart if Aizawa is still in his room before shuffling back to his own bed and crawlig under the covers.

And sometimes they still build pillow-forts.

[black-and-yellow]

How long will Aizawa be mad at Hizashi for being a villain?

That's gonna be a little while.

I wouldn't say mad, just cautious. Aizawa is smart. He knows it's better to forgive and forget. His friend has learned his lesson. But he keeps him on strict watch. He makes sure Eri is safe, mostly. And the rest of the students. He's a bit of a prison warden. One wrong move and he gets a strict lecture. But he is glad to have his friend back, for the most part. As Ifyougoillfollow said, 'they barely got the guy back and [Aizawa's] already sick of him'.

Eri is just looking at the pictures there, by the way. The book's all in English. Cool Uncle Yamada reads it to her every night. Aizawa watches. Aizawa likes the story too.

[theunrealinsomniac]

Could you give me some Nejiten family headcanons?

Hell yes I can lol.

Three more headcanons!

NejiTen Family Headcanon #1: We have mentioned that Neji is the Cool Dad. And we've mentioned that Tenten is also a Cool Mum.

But you wanna know who The Coolest Uncle is?

Yeah, Uncle Rock Lee my guys lol.

Lee is a very energetic and much like Rei and Enoki Hatake adore Sakura, Hideki and the rest of Neji and Tenten's children, I've not decided how many or what their names or genders are yet, forgive me, freaking LOVE Uncle Lee.

And while Neji is as present as he physically can be in Modern!AUs, his job does require he be away at times and when he is it normally falls to Lee to be a positive male role model.

Which he excels at.

He's also really good at exhausting small children by keeping up with whatever game they might want to play.

Neji and Tenten's date nights normally happen when Lee is available to babysit. They try not to rely on the Mum skills of Auntie Hinata after all.

Especially as the number of Inuzuka children grow.

NejiTen Family Headcanon #2: All of Neji and Tenten's kids take up a martial art.

Hideki flat out copies his father by taking up the Gentle Fist and while never quite as proficient as Neji is, he's naturally talented and can keep up with his father in sparring matches once he's an adult.

Their daughter though, who is still unnamed, give me time lol, but definitely exists is as gifted at Gentle Fist as Neji was. She's also proficient in Tae Kwon Do, several types of Kung Fu, Judo and lastly Aikido.

She starts competing at a young age and is a gold medal winning Olympian in Judo by twenty-one. The same age as Tenten was when she won her first gold medal.

Her family are ecstatically proud of her, and she dominates at the Olympics well into her thirties.

NejiTen Family Headcanon #3: Tenten's threat to Hiashi was honoured. And Neji's worst nightmare is never made into a reality.

None of his children in Canon!AUs bear the Caged Bird Seal. Naruto blanket bans the practice and names it Hizashi's Law, in his first weeks as Hokage.

And after years of study of seals with Naruto, Neji and Shikamaru, Tenten and their children are there when Hiashi, in a rare sign of humanity, removes the seal from Neji's forehead, and every remaining branch clan member's forehead in a massive, public ceremony.

Without anyone having to make him.

Neji drops to his knees and cries tears he'd never realised he'd been holding back as for a flicker of a moment, Neji imagines it's his father, not Hiashi, removing his seal and setting him free.

Thanks for asking!

[opossumanonymous]

Rick and Morty AU but it's Dad for One

Basically Izuku has a cool family consisting of his horse doctor mom, cool mentally stable step dad, his space uncle hiding from the galactic federation, and his super smart evil scientist dad!

Life's great from fishing trips with his step dadmight to fighting aliens with his evil scientist dad. If only they wouldn't fight over him so much.

It's a gentle balance of Toshinori supplying the normal dad experiences while Hizashi gives the inter dimensional not quite legal ones. But when they clash on bonding days a fight usually happens and Izuku just has a cool mother son bonding day instead.

Meanwhile his space uncle is taking him on cool adventures saving the universe from the federation. Plus his uncle Yoichi gets to piss off Hizashi when ever his space boyfriends stay over. Safe to say Hizashi has begged Inko on multiple occasions to kick those two out whenever they visit. Sadly for him they're very helpful around the house and get along good with Izuku so they're free to stay as long as they want.

Speaking of people getting on hizashi's nerves he also hates that little brat that keeps trying to seduce his innocent Izuku! But it's fine there's not much he can do without Izuku running away to another dimension where he's mentally stable..... if that dimension even exists......

Space shenanigans and dad offs will ensure!!

[zeros-writing]

Hi god, it's me again (?

I am the anon who loves your job sjshdjdh (And the one who ask for the headcanon with Aizawa u-u)

I'm a trans Male uwu, he/him :3

And so that, Jshsudhd. Thank you very much for your consideration, ly ✨

Thank you kind sir💖

Aizawa With a Trans Male Son

Honestly I think he'd be pretty cool about it

If you ask him to use a different name and/or pronouns he 10000000% will

This man never sleeps so he'll use that time for research

He wants to know how to support you

Probably buys you pride cat socks

he's so pure

Casual affirming phrases💕

"How was school bud?" "This is Y/N, my son." "Y/N, that new outfit fits you good."

He's an amazing supportive dad

Will probably ask you questions because he wants to understand how you feel and how he can help you

If you're okay with it he'll tell his friends/coworkers so no one will misgender or deadname you

Anyone who misgenders you or insults will have hell to pay

He'll string them upside down from a tree with his capture weapon so they can 'think about what they did'

I'm sorry but Aizawa does not have the best fashion sense but he'll go with you and Hizashi clothes shopping

On that note Hizashi is pretty much your overly supportive uncle

Will take you to buy anything you want

Him and Aizawa will bring you to pride if you want to go

[thisisgonnafuxkinkillme]

Their parenting styles

Toshinori Yagi

He’s the cool dad

If the other parent says no, go ahead and ask Toshinori. He’ll work something out that’ll make you both happy.

If you need pads or tampons, he won’t shame you or make you feel dirty.

(That being said he doesn’t know what kinds are good and would definitely accidentally buy GIGANTIC ones even though you’re only spotting)

When you got your first s/o, you found condoms in your dresser with a note. (‘Stay safe!’)

Aizawa Shota

He has few rules, but the ones he does have are strictly enforced.

Your curfew is 11pm. Get home by 11:05, and he’ll be sure to at least bring it up

He takes ‘mental health days’ seriously, and lets you have as many as you need

Honestly won’t care if you smoke pot, as long as you’re getting it from a safe place (him lmfao)

Cigarettes are a hard no, though

Taishiro Toyomitsu

I don’t see him as a father. I think he’d be more likely to be a fun uncle

He’ll be the one at the grill at the cookout

“HEY! there’s my little one! Well, I guess ya ain’t too little any more! When I last saw ya, you were about this big!” 

*he saw you last week*

Will randomly show up to pick you up from school early and get ice cream with you

Will absolutely insist that your parents aren’t letting you have enough freedom, even though you’re doing fine

“Come on, the kid needs to have fun!”

the fun: arson

Hizashi Yamada

He’s wayyyy too lenient

Everyone tells him he gives you too much freedom

But hey, you’re having fun

He makes sure you’re always staying safe and healthy, though, and while he lets you do everything you want, drugs and alcohol are a hard no

…without him at least

“I’d rather have my kid do that stuff in my house where I can keep an eye on em than let strangers take care of em!”

You still stay away from it tho

Endevour

Do I need to say anything?

[forthewoolfy]

You know how you do all those cool erasermic AU art and sometimes even long story’s? I’ve always thought every single one of them are amazing, and I had a cool idea, that I thought I would share with you since you have all those amazing AUs.

Imagine an Erasermic “The Sound of Music” AU, with hizashi as Maria, and Aizawa as the captain. Caption Aizawa’s kids could be a few from class 1A, maybe Shinso, and of course little Gretel as Eri!

Hizashi and Aizawa seem to really fit perfectly as those characters in my eyes at least. Hizashi is happy and energetic, and Aizawa is well, brooding. XD

Aizawa’s duchess could me Emi. I’m not sure who uncle Max would be tho. Either way, I thought you would maybe like this idea.

Happy holidays!

Thanks for the super kind words! Is it really sad that I’ve never actually seen The Sound of Music? 🥲 This does sound like a fun AU though! One I was thinking of was a Willy Wonka AU! Hizashi as Willy Wonka, Shouta as a tired dad who doesn’t have much money, but is there supporting his daughter Eri who got a golden ticket! The other kids and their parents are combos of the LoV 😂

[prince-honeypaw]

What’s baby Shinsou, Bakugou, and/or Tamaki’s favorite places to go while small? What’s their favorite thing(s) to do there? Who brings them?? (ex: like a park/playground or zoo?) -🌹

♡ Ohh this was such a fun prompt! Love things like this.

♡ Be sure to check my previous posts for related headcanons.

♡ Hitoshi loves to go to the local cat cafe!

♡ He likes to get a little hot chocolate and play with the kitties there.

♡ But, sometimes he gets overstimulated and just

♡ Conks right out.

♡ Face down in a cat tummy, hopped up on sugar.

♡ It's very endearing, but he's always cranky when it's time to leave.

♡ If he isn't busy, Aizawa usually takes him there.

♡ But, if something comes up, Yamada and Kayama will step in.

♡ Always together, though, because Hizashi would let Hitoshi have three hot chocolates if Auntie Nem wasn't there to bap his hand.

♡ You're already the cool uncle by default, you don't need to cave to his baby demands!!!

♡ Little 'Suki loves the zoo!!!

♡ Specifically loves watching the rams. They're his favorite animal next to cats.

♡ But, the big cats aren't nearly as exciting as the rams!

♡ Sometimes the rams will start to headbutt each other and he gets SO STOKED!

♡ Yesss, fight fight fight! Attack and clack and bonk!!!

♡ But, he can also appreciate the chillness of a tiger.

♡ Not a fan of the petting zoo in theory, but when he gets in there it's pretty cool.

♡ The Bakusquad goes as a unit because little Katsuki is very hard to keep track of.

♡ He doesn't WANNA hold hands! He wants to see MONKEY!

♡ So, they have to have two sets of eyes on him at all times.

♡ Baby Tamaki likes to go to the lake.

♡ He gets overwhelmed pretty easily, so it's nice for him to get out into the calm quiet of nature and just... Be small.

♡ Loves to look at the fish and duckies in the water!

♡ Might be coaxed into swimming, but he heavily prefers just looking for crawdads and shiny pebbles.

♡ Sometimes gets cheeky and splashes!!!

♡ He'd be taken to the lake by either Fatgum and Kirishima or Mirio and Nejire.

♡ Maybe all four!

♡ If that's the case, he'd get SO silly and splashy.

♡ Loves to be purrito'd in a clean towel.

[ao3feed-dadzawa]

Mischief in Musutafu

Mischief in Musutafu by InsomNyaC

Be realistic.

“So on the way home, yesterday, I met All Might in person. I got to ask him a question I have wanted to ask him for a while now and it didn't go the way I expected it too…” Izuku paused only for a moment to check to make sure that no one outside the room would hear him. “All Might is apparently Quirkist.”

Or

In Which: Izuku is sick of everyone's shit and a massive fan of all Pre-Quirk Hero films and TV shows. Katsuki is a walking disaster who is afraid of human contact after accidentally poisoning Izuku when they were kids, but craves it like a man in a desert craves water. Inko is a great mother, older sister, and therapist. Hilariously, the people who need her skills as a doctor the most can't see her as a doctor do to her being to emotionally compromised to deal with them All for One tries to be a good husband and dad for his kids but Izuku didn't just get his protagonist luck from thin air. Tomura is pissed at All Might for nearly killing his only family he has after the man failed to save him from himself. Oh, well, supposedly he has a younger brother but he has never met the kid so who knows if he is any fun. That new vigilante sounds cool though…

Words: 9178, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Sasaki Mirai | Sir Nighteye, Midoriya Inko, Bakugou Katsuki

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Sasaki Mirai | Sir Nighteye, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Sensei | All For One is Midoriya Hisashi, Yagi Toshinori | All Might Bashing, BAMF Midoriya Inko, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is Midoriya Izuku's Uncle, Sasaki Mirai | Sir Nighteye Lives, Sasaki Mirai | Sir Nighteye is Midoriya Izuku's Uncle, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Tags Contain Spoilers, Vigilante Midoriya Izuku, Canon What Canon?, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Bakugou Katsuki is a Good Friend, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36177463

[weeb-writor]

No More Crying, Brat!

Heyo! So next part in the Aizawa series is out. If your just now seeing this don't worry it can act as a stand alone! Reader is as neutral as possible including gender. Hope you like it!

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Aizawa Shouta x Reader

You and Aizawa lazy morning gets interrupted and end up babysitting Jun and then you end UA, where you meet the infamous Bakugou

Words: 1997

Part One  Part two  Part Three  Part Four  Part Five

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This was your favorite thing, a sunday morning with the love of your life. It was the one day where neither you or Aizawa had work, well most times anyway. Phones tucked away and out of sight and the TV off. You laid in bed just resting and talking nearly all day.

“I want a bunny sho.” You said into his chest.

“I love you a lot but not possible. I know my cats seem nice but they are still cats and very ferocious predators.” He said playing with your night clothes.

“But they’re fat and lazy, I doubt they’d be able to catch the bunny.” You whined at him. He gave you a flick on your forehead obviously not happy with your words.

“Don't pick on my cats for something they can't help. You're the one always feeding them treats and extra food at meal time.” He said in a kind of pout. You giggled at his words moving to straddle him.

“Oh like you're any better. All you want to do with them is cuddle even though you know they need exercise. Don't blame me for your fat cats.” You said glaring into his eyes with a sort of playfulness.

“Oh kitty, your claws are showing. Do you wanna play, you want your exercise?” He said lowly to you. You of course had no objections but your plans were foiled as soon as they had begun by his phone, it was the one for emergencies he had to pick it up.

“You’ve reached, Aizawa Shouta, on his one day off. This better be good.” He sighed into the phone.

“Hey there, little brother!” You heard someone say as the phone was on speaker.

“Sigh, what do you want?” He said to the energetic boy.

“Awh is that anyway to treat your older brother who you love so much?” The man whined into the phone.

“When he interrupts what could have been such a great and peaceful, blissful even, morning yes it is.”

“Oh were you gonna finally put our present to good use?” He whispered.

“Good god, what do you want?”

“Oh right, I was the one to call you! What was it again…. Oh right! I need a favor.”

“You called my emergency phone, for a favor.” Aizawa deadpanned at the phone.

“Well yeah, I knew you wouldn't answer your regular phone and it is important. I need you to watch Jun for me at least for today. Sora will come pick him up tomorrow or sometime late within the night and take over from there.” He said the playfulness in his voice dying out.

“Yeah of course, what's going on?” Aizawa said, sensing his brother’s seriousness.

“You know his immune system is so weak, every time he gets sick he’s in the hospital for weeks. Me, my wife, Haru, and Maki are all showing early symptoms of the flu or something. We immediately sent him to our neighbors but we think it's best if he goes with a family member until we can recover.” He said seriously for once.

“Yeah of course and I’ll tell Sora I can take over if he gets overwhelmed. I'm on my way.” Aizawa said moving you to get ready.

“Oh when you get here Haru wants to wave by from the window, if that's alright.” Aizawa agreed before hanging up.

“So change of plans for our lazy Sunday, I'm really sorry.” He said quickly, throwing on casual clothes, you followed suit.

“No no, it's fine! Any Sunday spent with you is great.” You smiled at him.

“Okay we should get going, it’s a little bit of a drive.” You nodded as you fed the cats before going to get in your car.

“Pop quiz by the way, which brother was that?” He said as he pulled out to begin your journey. You thought about it for a second Jun and Maki were they only two blondes and stuck out so much in the dark haired family, so they were easy for you to remember, Their dad was the outgoing Shiori, right?

“Shiori, the 3rd eldest brother but 5th eldest in general.” You said pretty confident in your answer.

“Correct, I'll remember to give you a prize later.” He said with a smirk. You smiled at his words and that was that. The rest of the journey was quiet and quick and so you found yourself with Jun clinging to Aizawa as you stood in front of his house window. His family waved at him as he stared back with tears eyes.

“Okay Jun we should go now.” Aizawa said picking up the young boy and walking him to the car, locking him into the seat quickly and just like that you were on your way. You sat in the back with the 4 year old trying to keep him entertained on the kind of long drive.

“So kind of slipped my mind but I’m due back at the dorms in an hour…cause of the influx of villains and Eri” Aizawa said, glancing at you in the mirror.

“Oh it’s fine I did all the baby Aizawa’s at once. I can do one by himself.” You said bopping the boys nose as he played on your phone

“No, I wouldn’t ask you to do that. I told Shiori I was gonna watch him and I meant it. I was thinking we could take him up there and spend our Sunday together.”

“And meet your friends? And coworkers? Your students too? Like the 3rd or 2nd most important things in your life? All at once?” You said to him with an unnerved smile.

“Don’t fret, you survived my family, a few heroes aren’t gonna kill you.” He chuckled at you.

“We gonna see hero’s?” Jun asked with little stars in his eyes. Aizawa looked at you obviously wanting to know if you wanted to or not.

“Yeah bud, lots of them.” You told him with a smile. He clapped with joy and you laughed through your nervousness. It didn't take much longer to arrive at the UA building and after getting clearance you all headed to the dorms. Jun was a little scared as he clung to Aizawa tightly.

“I'm surprised he is clinging to you like that, he was so outgoing when I was babysitting I wouldn't take him as one to be afraid of new people.” You said looking down at the boys.

“Usually he isn't such a shy thing but without H-A-R-U he is pretty scared, they are twins. Really I don't know how he's gonna survive without him.” Aizawa said as he stopped outside a set of doors marked 1A. He didn't even get to warn you or Jun of the chaos that awaited you cause the door flew open.

“Shouta! Finally!” Present Mic said letting out a sigh.

“Sensei!” He’s student sounded off behind the blonde.

“Hey, get out of the way. At least let them sit down before you annoy them with questions.” He scolded as he felt Jun disappear further behind his legs. The students and excited teachers did make way for you and let you sit down. Jun huddled in Aizawa arms, face tucked in between his arms.

“Aizawa Sensei, we didn't know you were married! And with a kid too! What's their quirk?” A blonde rushed out.

“I am not married, this is my love L/N, but this little guy is my nephew. You might be seeing him a lot over the next two weeks.” Aizawa said tiredly.

“Hello! Aizawa already said but I'm L/N, and this is Jun.” You said with a small wave. They all introduced themselves and everything was going swimmingly until Aizawa was called away to get Eri.

“Hey Mic, he knows you a little better than Y/n, would you mind taking him?” Aizawa said, handing the heavy 4 year old to his friend. Jun let out small sniffles as his uncle left his eyesight.

“Don't cry little Jun. He’ll be right back, until then wanna see some of our quirks!? They are super cool.” Midoriya said with a smile and so the kids took turns trying to get the boy to smile and his tears to stop. They had all failed so far as his cries got louder.

“Alright brat, stop all your whining! What on earth are you crying for? Cause your uncle left for a few seconds? Are you that much of a baby? You're like four and still crying like a baby, I thought you were a big boy.” Bakugou said to the boy and before you could interject Jun did.

“I am a big boy but I miss my brother! And my big sister! And mom and dad! Uncle sho said i can't see them ‘cus they sick.” He said, starting to cry louder.

“That’s it? So you would rather go see them and get sick. I bet that would make your brother and your sister feel like shitty people and make them sad too. That’s what you want? To make your brother sad and guilty?”

“No!” He cried out.

“Then suck it up, for a few days you get to hang around your uncle and his badass hero friends and students. All the while your family gets better and you can see them again. So stop crying, and i’ll show my quirk! It’s better than any of the Extras quirks you’ve already seen.” Bakugou said to the boy. Slowly but surely he did stop crying and left the comfort of Hizashi’s arms to hold bakugou's hand.

“You know when I walked in to see you yelling at Jun I almost killed you. But now I'm glad i didn't, how do you feel about earning some extra credit?” Aizawa said from behind you. That was the most eventful part of your day so far. The rest was spent with Aizawa and Eri really. Jun was stuck to Bakugou like glue, doing everything he did, not noticing his jealous uncle. As bedtime approached for him you weren't sure how to get him to go to bed, he was attached to bakugou at the hip. Well that was until you learned that the blonde who was angry, loud and a bit delinquent-ish was actually a good boy who went to sleep at 8:30 just like Jun and Eri.

“Alright brat, i'm going to bed so you can stop following me around like a chick now. I’ll see you again soon and you better not cry for nothing again.” He said ruffling Jun's hair before walking into his room. Jun walked over to you guys as you all said goodnight.

“I got permission from Nezu, you're both allowed to stay over night but sometime within the night Sora’s coming to get Jun.” Aizawa said with a yawn.

“Alright then I'm looking forward to some cuddles! To bad your fat cats here, they make good pillows.” You said teasing him, he gave you a light shove in response.

“Hey uncle sho?”

“Yeah, kid?”

“Bak’go is a hero?”

“Basically.”

“I think he’s my fav’rit. He’s so cool.” He slurred, climbing unto Aizawa’s bed as soon as it came into view. Aizawa was silent as the boy fell asleep and only spoke out after he was dead asleep.

“I think I am going to kill him and like hell I'm gonna let him babysit with Sora.” Aizawa pouted under the covers.

“What a possessive uncle you are shouta, Also I think they all like me! Good to know the people most important to you like me!”

“Well if they didn't they could go hell cause you fall into the category that makes you number one in my life.

“What's that?”

“Family. At least you will be when I give you my last name.” He said as he swung an arm around you and Jun. You fell asleep with a smile on your face, his last name was starting to grow on you.