When you learn you're a Beacon Baby
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Dariax: -in magical darkness- Wait, so it's just dark?
Dorian: Yeah, it's just dark. You're not physically blind.
Dariax: Oh, great! So my body is okay! :D
Dorian: Your body is okay! :D
Opal: -38 points of force and necrotic damage to Dariax-
Dariax: I'M NOT OKAY!
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Cant believe little guy has a flesh tonge
(Sorry i reposted this one, idk why the other post deleted)
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"he would not be a himbo if he learned anything"
"he was too busy getting handjobs"
"he was actually level ten but the handy was so bad it bumped him down"
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"I don't think it wants us" THINK??? girl you need better proof than you think the cult leading more powerful than the gods being isnt going to hurt mortals
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This is just a PSA that your friends actually do love you and they don't want you to leave and if you are having trouble remembering that it's just the spider queen getting desperate :)
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this flashback with opal and morrighan is giving me drunk girls in a club bathroom vibes
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I feel like this is just the beginning of the unforeseen consequences of FCG's death
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Marisha joined the fight against stupid ad-read prop costumes
On the side of stupid ad-read prop costumes
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What I love about all of Liliana's bullshit rhetoric is it sounds exactly like the rhetoric the ultra-religious would say as their reason for worshiping an Exandrian god. She was made for this, she was chosen, she has purpose, it feels warm and welcoming, she's part of something bigger. She criticizes the gods for taking advantage of Exandrians and for not being there to actually help -- and Predathos is no different, but reached out to her when the gods didn't.
It's so flimsy when flipped, but the point is that it's emotional. It's not logical. It's about wanting to FEEL good, and the cult reinforces that over and over.
Matt's doing an amazing job with all this. It's delicious.
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Chet being the one to pause and take care of the poor girl they’ve dragged along this whole time.
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FUCKING BEACON??? LUXON??? OPAL HAS LUXON TIES????
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