#cr scanlan

[renatogpadilla]

SO SOMEONE CALLED STYXE ( "@ The Styxe" on Twitter) TRANSLATED THE BOOK SCANLAN IS READING IN HIS DREAM SEQUENCE.

IT'S KERREK'S LETTER TO KEYLETH. The doodle at the bottom is her "Passed Through Fire" Ring!

[cillivnz]

sex n’ romance with vox machina

[HEADCANNONS]

PAIRINGS — VOX MACHINA [𝘷𝘢𝘹, 𝘷𝘦𝘹, 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺, 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘭𝘢𝘯] x F!READER

WARNINGS — NSFW, eighteen+ SMUT. penetrative sex, oral sex, outdoor sex, anal-play, face-fucking, tongue-fucking, clit-play, breast/nipple play.

Vax’ildan

𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒈𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 : you. a generous lover and a grateful receiver; he could relish in the taste of your drooling pussy for hours, if not days, and also savour the feel of your hot mouth on his shaft, the feel of your pretty throat squeezing around his long cock.

𝒉𝒆’𝒔 : an adrenaline junkie, loves fucking you outdoors. he’d totally wake you up in the middle of the night to slowly sneak away from where the gang is camping, to a far away tree, making you grip the trunk while he is pummelling your cunt. he’d lean against the tree, grunting and whimpering when you’d take him in your mouth. he’s also have you place one leg on his shoulder— using the tree as support— while he angles himself deeper inside you.

𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 : the sounds you make, the pleasurable look on your face, the way you clench around his length, the way you’re his. despite the dozens of men ogling at you wherever vox machina goes, at the end of the day, you choose him; over everybody else. vax’ildan loves you.

Vex’ahlia

𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑢𝑙𝑔𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑛 : those bittersweet moments the two of you share. before a disaster is waiting to unravel, you hold each other in your arms, kiss like there’s literally no tomorrow. the feel of your soft skin against hers when you sleep, bare.

𝑠ℎ𝑒’𝑠 : losing her mind around you. she thanks all gods and stars that she’s met her soulmate who’s excruciatingly good in bed. vex has a high sex drive but likes to keep things under control, or at least she pretended to, until you showed up and now all she wants to feel is your body on hers. loses her sanity every time you nibble on her clit or leave hickeys on the underside of her breasts.

𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 : the freedom that comes along with you. the respect you give her is refreshing, and she’s never been loved by anyone like you. neither has she loved anyone like you, the proof of which is delivered every night when she’s got her head trapped between your thighs, lapping away at your stream of juices like the hardworking woman she is. when you return the favour by sucking harshly on her clit, which is when her dominatrix visage starts to crumble.

Percival

𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒈𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 : sinful nights, lustful days. aftercare with you, when he gets to fuck his cum back into you (though that’s his harsher, hornier, possessed side). taking care of your love-bites (they look like an act of savagery, but honestly this man IS feral for you).

𝒉𝒆 : can’t display his affection for you, publicly; his noble status doesn’t permit ‘romeo’ behaviour. — is suffering because of his pride, because the minute he is left alone with you, he pounces onto you like you’re his prey and relishes in you the same way (that rhymed) (i was a poet and i did know it). just fucks you hard and rough on most days because my manz can’t catch a break from the end of the world, and is so worked up (poor babes), but when he makes love to you? fuck. rouge tints his pale face, blushing like there’s no tomorrow, because his crush (you, bunny) is riding his dick, while your naked breasts bounce next to his face.

𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 : the night time; it’s his favourite hour of the day, because he finally gets to do the things he’s been craving to do to you, all fucking day. watching you writhe in overstimulation when you can’t take the feel of his hot tongue teasing your engorged clit while his long, rough fingers fuck knuckle-deep into you.

Scanlan

𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒈𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 : no, no no. he 𝑹𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑺 in you. his sex drive is infamous, and you live to hold the rumours true. the taste of your pussy after a day’s work, lapping away at the creamy sweetness that he coaxes out of you is his favourite past time when he’s not drinking away. even if he was (drinking away), he’d pair you up with his favourite beer and die a happy man.

𝒉𝒆 : does not let you catch a break. would totally spill his drink onto your chest, watch the amber beads of cheap beer dribble down your ample chest, your cleavage just begging him to shove his face in and lick the drink away. is so, so good with aftercare. knows he pushes you past your limits, so it’s his love for you that brings out this gentleman-ly side.

𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 : shoving that tongue into you, leaving you a sloppy mess. you’d grimace at the way your juices drip down to your asshole, but scanlan? he’d smirk in a flushed state, rubbing your unused hole solely to tease you. fingering both your holes — two in the pussy, one in the ass (knuckle-deep, obviously). sucking your nipples to soreness.

A/N — thank you so much for reading, sweets. this is my first time writing headcannons so it’s not conventional.

let me know if you’d like me to do this again or/and write for the remaining members [KEYLETH, GROG, PIKE] of vox machina!

𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭.

[purblzart]

This part was so funny to me I had to draw it instantly despite it being 3am

[sakurahyuga2]

[nowyoursoulisforfeit]

I’m sorry, but on the nights Percy actually goes to sleep, Scanlan goes into his room at some ungodly hour for the sole purpose of whispering cursed things in his ear.

Percy’s just trying to sleep - actually take care of himself for once - and then Scanlan pulls up with, “The ocean is a soup. Accept the truth.”

[detect-undead]

Vox Machina

[axolotldice]

GIRD YOUR LOINS - 8 Piece Set

I will grant you cock lightning.

[greenpa1nt]

Sunday Vox’ing

[beepophobia]

Scanlan :)

[look-how-they-massacred-them]

Preliminary Poll

Scanlan Shorthalt

Submission reason:

Okay this might be a controversial take but I'm saying it anyway - so if you aren't super familiar with Critical Role it's a dnd livestream show that is actually now a cartoon on Prime, and what they did to Scanlan in the cartoon is...yikes. Like yeah, in the liveshow Scanlan was always dirty-minded and a jokester, but he was also incredibly witty and intelligent. He's one of the oldest in the party and has the wisdom to prove it, and a level of snark that is pretty hard to match. Most of this intelligence is gone in the cartoon, and any of the charm he had in the liveshow is nowhere to be seen. He just comes across as a perv - which is so annoying because honestly one of the only reasons Scanlan manages to not be absolutely insufferable in the liveshow is because of how witty he is and how much wisdom he clearly has, and it just isn't present in the cartoon at all. This is also super depressing because it might mess up a really important arc for him when the show reaches it. Because Scanlan is also a masterfully-crafted sad clown archetype. He suffers from a very deep depression and believes none of his friends truly care about him - they just keep him around for the jokes and heals. Of course, he hides this from the party until it boils over and things turn ugly - it's one of the most heartwrenching scenes in the show and it's so expertly improvised. This arc is absolutely not going to be anywhere near it's full potential in the cartoon because the setup just isn't there. The bond within the party isn't the same, and I'm not sure how they can really repair it in time for the arc. It's honestly really disappointing that the adaptation did him so dirty when the original character was so interesting. Anyway sorry for the rant it's just a lot of people think LOVM can do no wrong but imo they really dropped the ball with this

Propaganda:

nah but thanks for running this!

[thereifling]

The gnomes!

Pike dressed as Noelle

Scanlan dressed as Venti

[renatogpadilla]

GUYS IT JUST HIT ME BUT...

KAYLIE REALLY HIT HIM WITH "WHAT'S MY MOTHER'S NAME", HUH?

[stephanidftba]

It's December! Time for Christmas carols!

[themperor-rome]

I just finished ep 37 of Campaign 1 of Critical Role and, having seen The Legend of Vox Machina first, watching Scanlan flirt with Kaylie is killing me bc bro thats your DAUGHTER!

I almost fell of my bed when Matt first started describing her

[ofteasandherbs]

Come join this humble bard for a song of rest

First piece for @artists-guild-of-exandria ‘a spells n stuff project!

Hope you enjoy!

-Lee 💜🎼

[nowyoursoulisforfeit]

Nobody:

Scanlan: Looks like I can’t gaslight, gatekeep, girl psd my way out of this one folks.