List of Alfred (the butler) exes
Mademoiselle Marie (that's who he had Julia with pre-Crisis)
Leslie Thompkins
Mrs. Mac (the Drakes' live-in maid)
Half the royal family
One of his fellow soldiers during the war
James Bond
Peggy Carter when reality got messy again
Post-Endgame old man Steve Rogers
The Gotham school district superintendent
A mob boss
A champion casino player in Monaco
One of his co-stars from when he was an actor
At least one person from every retirement home in Gotham
Jimmy Olsen's uncle (completely unknowingly until he's invited to meet the family)
An enemy spy to gain intel
3 of the 4 Beatles
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Isako Toriumi from Persona 3 x Sadayo Kawakami from Persona 5 vs Elias Bouchard x Peter Lukas from The Magnus Archives
Propaganda for Isako x Sadayo:
there's a comic about them where Sadayo is a sexy maid for hire and Isako is figuring out that she's gay and just have you seen the comic aaaah fail teacher yuri
Propaganda for Elias x Peter:
Take one glance at the big boy man audio, they literally talk like a divorced couple. we all know peter is elias’s sugar daddy, whats more to love in the eye guy x lonely guy
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Hiii ♡
Dunno how many I can ask, but what about Gonzalo + 👑, and Mikey +🗡?
One royal AU coming up! Mikey is totally the kind of royal guard you don't wanna mess with, boy was raised and trained with his brothers by the dangerous warrior alchemist Baron Draxum who is known for experimenting with one's mystical abilities, but I'd honestly didn't want to mess with Miles G either. He's a cunning bastard of soon-to-be king and not too bad of a fighter himself. They're actually pretty cute and silly when out of the public eye, but royal politics definitely require a certain toughness.
I feel like both of these suffer from "fanon designs taken so far that they could be OCs at this point" and I'm not completely happy with the composition but I had so much fun drawing the two guys I'm obsessed with, I don't regret it one bit.
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Spaghetti Western (the Vigilante x Peppino) is such an untapped ship methinks
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Smashing cotl characters and inscryption characters together like they're barbie dolls.
Kallamar would have a crush on Magnificus because I think it's funny. Magnificus is nothing but slightly cruel/unaware of Kallamar's presence.
I like to hc that Kallamar's type is "someone that kinda scares him" so I think he'd ALSO have a crush on Grimora.
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Buggy!
Also, this is based by this specific ship dynamic cuz i think it fits BobTord so well lol
og by @///mcapriglioneart on Twitter btw :]
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Ahh.. husband and wife <3
its a crackship but i love them both :333 they just go together..
Crazy boy x crazy girl.
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz x Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb vs The Onceler from The Lorax x The Warden from Superjail
Propaganda for Doofenshmirtz x Perry:
There would be so much yaoi if they were both human and it haunts me...
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me: what if i did a follow up to my twilight/squidward crackship
my roommate: yo i have the best idea
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Needles has a lot of needles and Jane Prentiss has a lot of holes. So maybe if they hugged they would be like puzzle pieces. Fit together. Food for thought.
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