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basicallysalad · 1 year
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He never specified which sailor.
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Crankybeard and Mama Brock but younger and when Mama Brock was alive...
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jezabatlovesbats · 10 months
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Hold the phone... what if Sugar Crash Coaster had the power to give people what they want? What if it was some kind of, like, magical wishing coaster or something?
Like, what if that kid wanted to be smarter, so he came back with that PhD?
What if Crankybeard wanted to learn how to skateboard?
What if Theodore wanted to learn how to play guitar?
And so, what if when Unikitty said "I wish it never ended," that was when all the chaos in Part 2 of Unfairgrounds began, and they couldn't get off?
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i’m not sure either
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Today’s disabled character of the day is Crankybeard from Unikitty!, who uses a mobility aid and is an amputee
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bestfrownsforever · 3 years
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Random fun fact that no one asked for:
Back when I first made the AU, not too many Frowntown citizens had that much screen time/dialogue other than Crankybeard, or as I knew him then “the old guy who lectured Unikitty & Puppycorn about lines”.  So I felt like Master Frown would totally kill him some time after the Doom Lords.
But then Float On revealed that he was Brock’s dad so I was like “SCRATCH THAT, FROWN WOULDN’T HURT BROCK LIKE THAT!!”
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ineffablydistraught · 4 years
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Happy Father's Day!!!💕💕💕
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samthecookielord · 3 years
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You ever just keep forgetting that crankybeard exists
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Master Doom is dead
Pre-Master Cycle: Prologue
The Unikingdom is saved, the villainous organization of the Doom Lords is eliminated, and its old member, realizing everything, voluntarily left it for the sake of Friendship. In honor of this, the Princess organizes a party in honor of Defeating the enemies and Correcting Master Frown in order to support the former lord with the fact that he has to start a new life (according to Unikitty). However, what is going on outside of this party?
Warning 14+. Physical violence with metal and wooden objects.
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The Sun shone brightly and burned the face of the leader of the Doom Lords, Master Doom, completely pressed to the ground. It was extremely difficult for her to blink and breathe, since she has been in the sun for three hours and no one comes to help her.
Where have these stupid lords gone? – Master Doom's head was thinking, suffering from the lack of body and strength, which she lost thanks to the cursed the Power of Friendship. – Did they fall through the ground?
The last thought seemed very funny to the head and she couldn't help laughing, but then she started coughing quickly, as she also lost not only her body and magical powers, but also her frightening double voice. Now she began to wheeze, but it was unclear from what – because of Princess or because her throat was dry.
An idea! – Master Doom exclaimed and abruptly started coughing several times, which, to her surprise, was able to attract someone's attention. Whoever it is, the best solution would be to ask a stranger for water, and then ask him to dig it out of the ground.
Rustling of grass, limping, heavy breathing (apparently also due to the heat), pushing a stick or cane on the ground and the mechanical sound of a wheel. She seems to know who it is, so this is her chance to call this old man with a prosthetic leg.
Crankybeard tried to catch up with the young sailors who decided to run to the Castle, but the age and the prosthesis make themselves felt, but he, after grumbling a little, decided not to give up and catch up with his sea cadets as soon as possible and send them to the lighthouse after the party. But then...
Ugh! Heeeeey, help meeee! – that's a bummer, the old man fell, which Master Doom didn’t want to expect from people like him. When suddenly – Wow, I could! – She hears Crankybeard get up from the ground. By yourself. Probably sometimes the lack of responsive people has made him more independent and independent, which any elderly person from a retirement home can envy.
And finally, the old man stands on his leg and prosthesis, holding his cane from him, and says in a thoughtful tone:
Hmm, I'm completely behind them... – after which his tone changes to confident and he resolutely says – But nothing, I know what needs to be done. –Cranky tapped the prosthetic wheel, the sound of a motor similar to the motor of a lawn mower came out of it, and now he can safely and quickly walk to the Unicastle.
Water! WAAAATEEEER! – in a hoarse and as if compressed voice, Master Doom calls Cranky to "get" to her as soon as possible. She was impatient to get out of the ground as soon as possible, when suddenly.
AAAAAA, THE MONSTER! Old man Cranky screams in fear and begins to hammer Master Doom in the face with his cane so that he could not even close his eyes, after which he decided to drive his prosthesis over the face of this "monster", finishing him off for the last time. – And so that there is no spirit of yours! – he moves away from the head buried in the ground, spits right on her face and leaves the "killed monster", almost already reaching the Unicastle with a party.
The sun goes below the horizon, but even this will not save Master Doom in any way (at least, she thinks so). She was terribly ill, her head seemed to "finally merge into a single whole" with the ground, her face was broken and burned due to the heat, and her right horn broke.
Here it is, my end. – she felt that she was going to die soon, that there was no salvation for her. She would like to cry, but she can't, because her face becomes harder and more imperceptible to her, she doesn't even have the strength to just force herself to let one small tear. But there are forces to just relax, close your eyes and take your death for granted.
As soon as she closes her eyes and tries to relax, she is woken up by a familiar, overly loud voice that she recognizes from a thousand.
Master Doom, boss, I found you! – Master Malice spoke loudly and put his hand to his chest, showing the same respect for his leader – We found shelter for a start, working in a team, – A TEAM? A terrible word in Master Doom's opinion, which somehow has enough strength to listen to the cries of a big man - well, then I, as the strongest of the Doom Lords, went to look for you, boss! Can I help you?
And then Master Doom looked away with a slight smile, and then at Master Malice, but now she took it away and screamed with weak aggression to the horned lord:
Bring back greatness! ... – Master Doom started coughing, and then choking, but she didn't give up and wanted to say the most important thing as soon as possible – or the Doom Lords!.... – and then she makes one last attempt to breathe normally, but unsuccessfully, and Master Doom dies.
No, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! - I broke a piece of earth and took the whole head of Master Doom out of it, hoping that she would survive – YOU CAN'T JUST DIE LIKE THAT! – and he runs away far from the Castle that no one suspected him.
Master Malice brings their deceased boss to his survivors. Master Malice sobbed the most and loudest of all, although Master Plague, who understands better than others what it is, tried to comfort him. Master Papercats is saddened that he did not receive a salary even during his Boss' vacation. Master Fear was struck and simultaneously frightened by the dead physiognomy of Master Doom, especially the worm that accidentally appeared from her mouth, which greatly frightened the squeamish Master Hazard.
The Lords quietly and without any ceremony buried their boss not far from their old hideout and returned to Frowntown, where, as it turned out, no one is happy with them now, since the President has now called the Doom Lords "Enemies of the People." But Doom Lords know what to do.
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basicallysalad · 2 years
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Emerald eyes.
Btw, the lady in this a fan made design for Brock's mom. Which is made by me lol. Which also means this is all kinda fanon. But enjoy the fluff 💘
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basicallysalad · 2 years
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Big oof moment when I was answering an ask and saved it to my drafts only for it to not be saved and now I can't find it again- hhh- gosh darn it-
I'll answer what I could remember was in the ask, Sincerely I apologize dear asker aa-
📌 - aHeM- Erin's frock compilation-
🏳️‍🌈 - (answered in my previous answer! ^^)
💎 - oh sure :)
- crankybeard is a pirate and never forget that- (jk lol)
- Richard has been to jail more than once and it has things to do with money (episode is the tooth fairy one)
- Brock is the only person in the main cast that has a clean criminal record aka never been to the slammer.
- there are a bunch of Dr's. Example being Dr hamster, Dr bunny, Dr forklift, and others.
- Unikitty and puppycorn are the youngest in the main cast cause they are both minors.
- Richard is old lol.
Okay that's all that I could remember- feel free to re-ask or just comment the ones that I missed! And again, I apologize ^^'
(@kissimirrit)
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