#creack treated seriously

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lovely days by tagteamme

lovely days

by tagteamme

T, 15k, Wangxian

Summary: Wei Wuxian angers the wrong fortune teller. Lan Wangji pays the price. - People are standing around and staring, while Jiang Cheng brushes off dust from his clothes. Wei Wuxian pays attention to none of it, staring at the pile of immaculate white and blue robes sitting where Lan Wangji once was. Is. “Lan Zhan?” Wei Wuxian whispers, and the animal standing on top of the pile of clothes perks an ear. Jiang Cheng freezes beside him, and the animal takes one step forward. There’s a familiar white ribbon hanging around its neck, and it looks none too impressed.

Excerpt: “Each step you take towards the Cloud Recesses is penance,” Jiang Cheng says gravely, in the way many sect leaders do when they attempt to act like they have an understanding of whatever situation is at hand. “A thousand curses have befallen me Jiang Cheng,” Wei Wuxian snorts. “Each step you took towards Gusu was one.” Jiang Cheng punches Wei Wuxian’s arm in retaliation, while Wei Wuxian tries to reach and pinch his ear. Jiang Cheng slaps his hand out of the way, and Wei Wuxian’s about to see if he can clock him in the jaw when a sharp bark interrupts them. Wei Wuxian makes a strangled sound but the one who he normally hides behind when he sees a dog is now a dog, and it’s sending a lot of conflicting signals throughout his brain.

post canon, established relationship, animal transformation, curses, dog lan wangji, jiang cheng & wei wuxian reconciliation, humor, exposure therapy, crack, bad liar wei wuxian, crack, creack treated seriously, @phaltu

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