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doggirlpaws · 1 year
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The best/funniest way they could respond to the backlash is to just replace crisp rat's voice lines entirely with Charles Martinet making his standard Mario gibberish noises and change nothing else.
Just play it completely straight, leave all the other dialogue exactly as-is
Peach: And so, brave heroes from beyond, I implore you to save our kingdom. You are the only ones who can.
Luigi: What? No... no, that's crazy, we're not heroes, we're plumbers! Tell her, Mario!
Mario: HEEPITTYBIPPITYBOPPITYBUNO
Luigi: You.. You don't really mean that, do you? You can't, not after everything that's happened!
Mario: WAHOO MAMMA MIA
*Mario straightens his hat and grits his teeth as the camera zooms in on his face*
Mario:
Mario: YIPPEE
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gerbu · 1 year
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As much as everybody's justifiably railing on Chris Pratt for his acting, after watching the new trailer I honestly don't think Anya Taylor-Joy is a very good fit for Peach either. The problem isn't that they're bad actors, it's that they are not voice actors. When I hear Anya's or Chris's voice I don't picture Peach and Mario, I picture two regular adult people who wouldn't stand out in a coffee shop. Which isn't the point of animated movies and voice acting! ESPECIALLY with Mario! This is supposed to be a movie about cartoonish characters in a video game fantasy world saving the day, and their voices should fit with that theme. That's why Charles Martinet's Mario voice works so well, because it makes sense for what Mario is supposed to be. This trend of giving voice acting specific jobs to non-voice actors who have no experience with this kind of work is detrimental to animation and film! It is removing job opportunities from people who have spent their lives learning this craft and handing it over to a celebrity with no experience just because they're famous. The beauty of voice acting and animation in general is how you are completely creating a character. The whole point of voice acting is that you don't point to a character in a film and say, "hey, that's Chris Pratt" the point is that people will point to the charcater and go "oh, new character!" This movie is more and more frustrating to me the more I realize how much it feels like a money grab exclusively because of the casting. The animation, the music, and the effects are all completely perfect for a Mario movie, but so many of the acting choices feel like someone just rifled through a list of "100 most popular celebrities" and chose whoever was vaguely similar to "average white man voice" or "average white woman voice". No matter how popular these people are or how good they are at acting in front of a camera or on stage, they can not voice act.
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eggsaladstain · 5 months
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i forgot they cast chris pratt as garfield so you can imagine my utter dismay watching the trailer when they cut from an adorable baby garfield with the cutest little meow to adult garfield opening his mouth to deliver some of the most bland and unimaginative voice acting i've ever heard
the animation genuinely looks really cute and then every time garfield speaks it's just chris pratt's normal voice yet again
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paridoxpower · 1 year
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Maybe we can bully Chris Pratt out of the Mario movie like we bullied Paramount into changing Sonic in the Sonic movies
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the-irreverend · 1 year
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How the hell did they manage to make everything in the film's trailer (at least) decent except for the voice acting of the main lead?
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tgoldwalker · 1 year
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Chris Pratt has a Brooklyn accent as Mario in the same way that la croix has fruit flavors
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The worst part about the Super Mario Bros movie trailer is how GOOD it looks
Because at least if it was bad, I wouldn't have been as upset about Chris Pratt being cast as Mario and not even trying with the voice.
Because the movie would have been bad anyway
BUT NO
IT LOOKS AMAZING
AND ALL THE OTHER VOICES SOUND SO GOOD
And the fact that the whole movie is going to be ruined by the fact that Hollywood made such a stupid choice for what should have been an easy decision
Because Charles Martinet has not only voiced Mario for 30 years, he's also done professional non-video-game acting for longer than that. He could have absolutely fit the Mario voice into a speaking role.
But no. He wasn't even asked.
And now we have to live with the thoughts of what might have been.
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ayjairo · 1 year
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Ok so everyone is talking great things about jack black as bowser and Charlie as Luigi as they all should. But everyone is completely ignoring my man Keegan Michael Key as toad. He’s truly whole pussy outing this thing too he deserves some recognition
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decarabiandivorce · 1 year
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bellamer · 1 year
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Was looking at stuff about the Mario movie and whatnot and seeing people in notes go "Stoppp bullying Chris Pratt !"
And then I was reminded that the exact moment I quit liking the MCU and stopped being involved with a majority of its actors, is when Chris Pratt was voted 'Worst Chris' and a bunch of MCU actors came out of the woodwork (Mark Ruffalo's fake woke ass especially), crying about how mean people were being to this poor, innocent, white man and that we needed to stop hurting his feelings
When I've never seen any of the hoes who cried for Chris Pratt, come out and defend Brie Larson, Tessa Thompson, Anthony Mackie or Chadwick Boseman, for the all of the violent racist, sexist and misogynistic attacks they faced online. Not once did they open up their Twitters and condemn how awful people were being towards these people.
But this man gets voted "worst chris" and suddenly it's the end of humanity.
So yeah, fuck him and fuck them.
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gerbildine · 1 year
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Wow Luigi, we’re in real life New Donk City!
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fly-chicken · 1 year
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I’d like to point out Crisp Rat is associated w a hate group, has sported their gear in public and his cop brother has ties to the org…
Between that and the terrible reviews for his VA performance as Mario, I think we have a decent shot at recasting Mario and/or at the very least, Garfield
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v-didomi · 1 year
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HOLY SHIT SARASALAND WAS IN THE TRAILER
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ARE THEY KEEPING DAISY A SECRET???
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tychohero · 1 year
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how we can improve the Mario movie
When the Italian dub of the movie releases, we download the movie and cut out all of English-Marios lines and replace them with Mario's lines from the Italian dub. All other character still speak english. Then we spread (clips of) this version around and gaslight everyone into thinking it's the real version.
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bridoesotherjunk · 1 year
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crisp rat's attempt at the classic mario "wahoo!" just makes me want to find charles martinet and give him a hug
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bongsavior · 1 year
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Do you think if enough people complain about chris pratt's embarrassing voice acting they'll pull a Sonic the Hedgehog and make him redo it ?? cuz i really fuckin hope so..
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