hello sharks (jennifer corbett) i’m asking for an investment of 1million credits (the last two episodes to be longer than an hour total) with an ownership of 99% (revealing CX-2 as Tech) in exchange I won’t be admitted to the psych ward <3
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Do you think that while Crosshair was trying to bring Mayday back to base, that he wished he had Wrecker’s strength? If only he was as strong as Wrecker, he’d be able to get back faster, able to carry Mayday instead of forcing him to walk, able to withstand the cold. Do you think he thought of how many times Wrecker had saved him, how Crosshair could always rely on him when he needed that strength?
Do you think he wished he could be that for Mayday?
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TS-12B examined the clone carefully. He was a defective specimen of the old 99 designation, but that alone did not account for the clone’s gaunt appearance and overgrown hair and beard. The clone sat on the exam table, wavering from side to side, deeply weakened by long starvation. He gripped the table’s edge with both hands, struggling to stay upright, though the droid had informed him that he could enter recumbency.
“State the duration of the time on Kamino prior to your rescue.”
“Thirty-two rotations,” the clone supplied, voice rasping, eyes deadened.
TS-12B made its calculations, based on the laboratory findings and condition of the clone before it. It had never had occasion to treat a starved patient before. Refeeding syndrome would be a significant concern moving forward, but there were protocols in place to prevent such an occurrence. At least Kamino’s frequent rainstorms had allowed the patient to stay hydrated.
“Recovery is expected to take a minimum of sixty rotations,” the droid announced. “I will inform your superiors of the prognosis. Future service to the Empire may not be possible —”
The clone stared up at the droid through unfocused eyes, and gritted, “Oh, I’ll be ready.”
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:HUNTER!!!! ArE yOu listening!?!?! You're going in the wrong direction for the 4th time!!!!!
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On this week's episode of @thebatchpod I made a Very Good Joke™!
Canon in-universe search engine is called Goggle, right?
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sum crosshair from last night (what’s new lmao), who poked his eye like that tho 🤨🤨🤚🤚
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But like, is no one gonna talk about how great Crosshair would be on arcade and theme park dates? All the games about shooting a thing at a thing or getting a thing on a thing? DON'T LIE TO ME, STAR WARS. WE ALL KNOW IF HE LOVED SOMEONE ENOUGH THAT HE'D WIN ALL THE PRIZES FOR THEM!!!!
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What Echo Did: give Omega a crossbow
What he was implying: “if you have to shoot any of them- you have my blessing and my applause”
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