#crowley twst

[lyle-my-beloved]

TWST as The Onion headlines

Sorry abt the abundance of Idia but there were too many that fit lmao

Part two?

(Teehee I tried to pair up the card as well if ya noticed lol)

[rae-pss]

crowley : i've some bad news, prefect!

yuu , more than done: just say news, it's always bad.

[demon-lover-669]

Y/n: *teaching ace to drive a Car*

Ace: *driving down the road and hits Crowley*

Deuce: You hit Crowley?!

Y/n: maybe we should back up just to see if he’s ok

Deuce: no! You’ll hit him again!

[hijinkiewinkies]

nrc staff & rollo

[tsukii0002]

Crewel: Why is it that every time there's a problem it's always about the three of you???!

Ace, Deuce and Yuu: ….

Yuu: Technically we are four *lifting Grim up*

Grim: That's it!!!

Deuce: And Epel and Jack have also been part of this…. But you didn't catch them.

Ace: Right, right!!!

Grim: And Ortho has been a part of it too!!!! But he flew away!!

Ace: Even Sebek! Although he'll get dignified and won't admit it to!!!!

Crewel: …

Yuu: To be honest, Crowley has been the orchestrator, there you have him, hiding behind the apple tree.

Crewel: *massaging his temples* All of you…

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[sketchy-owl]

Dorks in wonderland

Episode 8

~After Crowley put Y/N and Grim in danger facing an overblot on their own for the million time and avoids to help Y/N to get home~

Y/N: Headmaster can I tell you something?

Crowley: Well of course!! How generous am I to give you my precious time!

Y/N:....A wise man once said:...There are those who wait for the stars to fall.....

Crowley:*listens carefully with a smile*

Y/N: ....Then there are those who wait for people to fall....

Crowley: *confused *Uh?

Y/N:...On their face...

Crowley:.....*sweating*

Y/N: ...From the stairs....*smiles*

Crowley:*clearly scared*

Y/N:*giggles * Have a nice day, Headmaster. Be careful with your duties. *walks away*

Crowley:.....was that....a threat??

Divus: I don't think so.

Trein: They are probably telling you to not overwork yourself, Headmaster.

Crowley: I see! How kind of them, but after all I'm so generous to provide them! *laughs*

Divus/Trein:...."Of course it was a threat you careless idiot."

[trappolacore]

[simplyreveries]

I noticed that you opened the requests. I wanted to ask related to staff (separated) with mc/yuu who had daddy issues in their world and who sees them as a father figure

i love this sm,,,, TY<3

dire crowley

he is…. interesting- he does mean well but he just does a poor job executing that sometimes. he was never expecting to feel such a sense of protectiveness and being overly doting to you. it started when he couldn't help but feel pity for your own situation and watching you adjust to this world is tough.

you’ll find him randomly popping up out of nowhere in school and he’ll ask how you’re doing. a way as a check up on how you’re handling this world and school life so far, he’d tell you if you ask him. as soon as you ask him about home… "oh! is someone is calling me?" and just literally disappears.

In this case, I feel like his reluctance to figure out a way to bring you home stems from the fact that he really does care for you and doesn't want to lose that. so, let's just say, it'll take him awhile to figure that out. crowley seems to be trying to convince you how amazing, twisted wonderland really is! you could thrive and live so happily here! (minus the overblots… terrifying magic… creatures and more) he tells you how great it is for you already have a home, a whole dorm for yourself, as he’d say: “for i am so gracious!” that he’s done such a generous thing for you.

the first time you tried to give him a hug as thanks for something he was completely confused and didn't know how to react. he laughed and gave you the awkward pat on the back but once again, he means well i promise.

divus crewel

you have blatant favoritism from him… he seems a little less strict with you and if a student asks he’ll deny and tell them he doesn't do that or that he has to be since you’re not even from this world. he wouldn't expect you to know how to do certain things after all.

but still, ace and grim could groan because they got in trouble for forgetting homework or assignments but if you did he’d sigh and be like “bring it in tomorrow” and they are always so UPSET. it's also rare to get some compliments from him, but he seems to point out something well you did and give you a little “good improvement” and such. It's so obvious how he seems to care for you.

divus is literally the epitome of judgment when it comes to anyone having eyes for you or you tell him about even liking someone yourself… he is too protective and feels like any boy at this school is undeserving of you. he sees any attempt during class of one of them flirting or anything as them simply bothering you. If you mention someone like floyd he’d give you the most concerned look and be like “oh… him, how troublesome”. he doesn't really say what he thinks, unless you really ask for his opinion. he more so listens to you talk and he does genuinely try to give you some advice, even if it's a bit blunt.

mozus trein

now despite his strict and sternness, he can be a very calming person to be around and talk to. he will be pretty quiet, but he can become someone you just find if you need to talk as he listens and grades assignments, doing some work. if you really need to take your mind of certain worries and stresses, like finding a way back to your world- he'll offer you some tea and maybe even offer to play a game of chess with you (as he does with divus sometimes!)

trein is a father himself, he was very close to his daughters- so it actually is quite easy for him out of all of the staff members to develop a familial like relationship with. he enjoys having that feeling of looking after someone again and being someone, you could look up to in that sense. he would eventually notice that you do see him in such a way, he wouldn't say it, but it does warm his heart.

he'll let you play and pet lucius, it's just part of your special privileges. surprisingly, the cat likes you and always tries rubbing against you. since trein trusts you though, you will be given the duty to buy lucius cat toys from sams shop with money he gives you, he says its "in compensation" haha.

if you happen to be causing trouble with grim or some student in class, he'll scold you. but through it, he will remind and tell you he knows you're a good kid and doesn't want other bothersome students tarnishing your potential.

ashton vargas

oh poor you if you dread fitness or sports because he's always booming so loud, excited and pumped to get you involved more. even if you don't want to do something with others, he loves initiating one on one games with you and challenging you. he will not go easy though and laughs proudly whenever he wins. he'll still pat you on the back and tell you "nice job, kid!" or something of that sort. he's very supportive even if hes overly competitive at times.

sometimes you do have to hear his tangents on how he became so fit and strong... especially his "advice" on how great it is to consume raw eggs... this guy . he tries telling you it'd benefit you.

lowkey makes a big deal if you got hurt and needed to go to the infirmary. he always tries to keep a special eye on you in case and tries his absolute best to make sure you're alright. even after getting help, you needed from the nurse, still!!

sam

he tends to keep a watchful eye on you... he would much prefer and even offer, saying you'd be perfect to be working beside him at his shop. he wouldn't want you resorting or going somewhere like the mostro lounge really. but other than that, he is a very carefree guy who you could easily find yourself talking to about problems or issues you're having. his attitude and approach to things can be a good help.

also, if you're in general in need of something from his store, because you're extra special to him he'll sometimes just give you heavily discounted or even be like take it, ("it wasn't selling anyways"). hehe. he cares. especially when it comes to like snacks or food he'll have, he'll claim it's your "employee benefits!" if you're working there.

sam is pretty much in the loop with anything interesting happening at school or things he may have overheard from students. you can easily get gossip out of him, just saying. but sometimes that just turns him into trying to discreetly warn you about certain students at nrc.

[libraryraccoon]

HEAR ME OUT ABOUT DIAVAL!READER

I just need somewhere to just write that and people need to hear me out on this : A MALE!Y/N BEING DIAVAL. THE REAL DIAVAL.

Like, yk Diaval in the movie ? That's him, but with a different apparence. He rename himself Y/N for people not recognized him as Diaval.

And one day, Aurora or Maleficent come and say something like "Oh ! Hey Diaval !" (If it's Aurora) or "Long time no see, Diaval." (If it's Maleficent). And I can just see everyone confused because Reader hide the fact he was Diaval and a crow (like he was in a human form, and people had only think he was a human in Diasomnia that know too much).

Also, I can see Crowley that is the real crow of the Evil Queen. And Y/N know he's the crow of the evil queen, and Crowley know he is Diaval. And it would just be akward in public between them, but in private ? I CALL THEM GOSSIPY BITCH-

And just imagine Crowley when he was the evil queen crow with no name, so Diaval found him the name Crowley, and for thanking him, Crowley give him the name Y/N. And years after, Diaval rename himself Y/N before going to the NRC and the evil queen crow rename himself Crowley before being the headmage of the NRC... THEY ARE BROTHERS OUR HONOR.

I also can see Diaval!Y/N scolding Crowley for making Yuu do all his work.

And in the theory Overblot!Crowley, I can just imagine Diaval!Y/N knowing something is wrong with Crowley and finding pretty quickly that Crowley is an overblotter, and (for the phantom!Grim theory) Grim being his phantom. I just know Diaval!Y/N will do all for protecting the children and the staff, he won't fight Crowley because he wasn't a threat (for now) and because he was his friend. And I know Diaval!Y/N will blame himself for Crowley overblot. I just know it.

And for Grim, even if he is a phantom, Diaval!Y/N will just act like if he was a normal child. He'll just watch him a little more closely than the others.

*Ahem*, yeah, just hear me out on crow of the queen!crowley and Diaval!Y/N and the NRC staff and students just being confused.

[mello-bee]

caw caw

child labor

[lyle-my-beloved]

TWST as Reductress Headlines

(One has a sprite for book 7 part 5(?) but it'll be at the end ^^)

@cave-of-jade slay I did eventually get the post out 💀

[spadesncrows]

I LOVE ANIMALS SM YOUR AND UR BLOG HAS LIKE TWST ANIMALS IM SO HAPPY RN

fellas it is time to put the raven in night raven college

one animal at a time

[insert fuckass Crowley doodle]

[demon-lover-669]

Crowley: so the board has asked that I have you student’s do a survey! So let’s watch this video of this year’s memories!

The video: *is a bunch of stock photos with students faces edited on them*

Y/n: You didn’t get married!

Crowley: YES I DID YOU GIFTED US A BLENDER!

Y/n: no you didn’t and if you had I would have RSVPed no

[celestiaxoxo]

Assigning AO3 tags to twst characters bc I think some of them fit it a little too well

[mllemony]

My favorite Headmage, Mr Bea- I mean Crowley

Just bc I forgot my drawing tablet at home doesn't mean I won't draw a silly guy when I see one 💪

[m0kiedoki3]

The goobers so far! (from my instagram series)